Lolcow Leonard F. Shaner Jr. - Autistic Pedophile / Foamer / Shitlord

[Strelok]

The complete trainwreck this is devolving into combined with Len quoting the bible constantly has reminded me of this song for some reason.

Basically what I'm saying is this is a nuclear bomb of autism.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

*ahem* Right, just had to get that out of my system.

So, Len, do I hafta show ya why you're shooting yourself in the foot with all those Bible verses? Lemme show ya, ze~!

Psalm 23

23 The Lord is my shepherd; I shall not want.

2 He maketh me to lie down in green pastures: he leadeth me beside the still waters.

3 He restoreth my soul: he leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for his name's sake.

4 Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.

5 Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies: thou anointest my head with oil; my cup runneth over.

6 Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of the Lord for ever.

1) You'd ditch Heaven the minute you learned there were no trains.

2) And those pastures were subsequently covered in shit.

3) The path of righteousness does not include telling people to fuck off and harassing women both online and offline.

4) Speaking of comforting rods and staves, how 'bout those dildos, ze~?

5) There would be so many enemies that there wouldn't be room for the table. Also, the only thing that cup is full with is your piss because you didn't want to miss Knight Rider.

6) If there is a @God, he's informed security to ban you from Heaven.

 

[Ariel]

Revelation 4

4 After this I looked, and, behold, a door was opened in heaven: and the first voice which I heard was as it were of a trumpet talking with me; which said, Come up hither, and I will shew thee things which must be hereafter.

2 And immediately I was in the spirit: and, behold, a throne was set in heaven, and one sat on the throne.

3 And he that sat was to look upon like a jasper and a sardine stone: and there was a rainbow round about the throne, in sight like unto an emerald.

4 And round about the throne were four and twenty seats: and upon the seats I saw four and twenty elders sitting, clothed in white raiment; and they had on their heads crowns of gold.

5 And out of the throne proceeded lightnings and thunderings and voices: and there were seven lamps of fire burning before the throne, which are the seven Spirits of God.

6 And before the throne there was a sea of glass like unto crystal: and in the midst of the throne, and round about the throne, were four beasts full of eyes before and behind.

7 And the first beast was like a lion, and the second beast like a calf, and the third beast had a face as a man, and the fourth beast was like a flying eagle.

8 And the four beasts had each of them six wings about him; and they were full of eyes within: and they rest not day and night, saying, Holy, holy, holy, Lord God Almighty, which was, and is, and is to come.

9 And when those beasts give glory and honour and thanks to him that sat on the throne, who liveth for ever and ever,

10 The four and twenty elders fall down before him that sat on the throne, and worship him that liveth for ever and ever, and cast their crowns before the throne, saying,

11 Thou art worthy, O Lord, to receive glory and honour and power: for thou hast created all things, and for thy pleasure they are and were created.

Retard

 

[Jashinist]

It would be more amusing for him to quote Connor Bible. And probably more relevant.

 

[sugoi-chan]

Revelation 4

4 After this I looked, and, behold, a door was opened in heaven: and the first voice which I heard was as it were of a trumpet talking with me; which said, Come up hither, and I will shew thee things which must be hereafter.

2 And immediately I was in the spirit: and, behold, a throne was set in heaven, and one sat on the throne.

3 And he that sat was to look upon like a jasper and a sardine stone: and there was a rainbow round about the throne, in sight like unto an emerald.

4 And round about the throne were four and twenty seats: and upon the seats I saw four and twenty elders sitting, clothed in white raiment; and they had on their heads crowns of gold.

5 And out of the throne proceeded lightnings and thunderings and voices: and there were seven lamps of fire burning before the throne, which are the seven Spirits of God.

6 And before the throne there was a sea of glass like unto crystal: and in the midst of the throne, and round about the throne, were four beasts full of eyes before and behind.

7 And the first beast was like a lion, and the second beast like a calf, and the third beast had a face as a man, and the fourth beast was like a flying eagle.

8 And the four beasts had each of them six wings about him; and they were full of eyes within: and they rest not day and night, saying, Holy, holy, holy, Lord God Almighty, which was, and is, and is to come.

9 And when those beasts give glory and honour and thanks to him that sat on the throne, who liveth for ever and ever,

10 The four and twenty elders fall down before him that sat on the throne, and worship him that liveth for ever and ever, and cast their crowns before the throne, saying,

11 Thou art worthy, O Lord, to receive glory and honour and power: for thou hast created all things, and for thy pleasure they are and were created.

Lenny, Lenny, Lenny. You think God would be impressed by this boasting? He wouldn't.

Matthew 6:6: "But you, when you pray, go into your inner room, close your door and pray to your Father who is in secret, and your Father who sees what is done in secret will reward you."

You're still not being a very good Christian. Are you even one?

 

[deadson]

No-one is reading this, I promise you 100%. They just see it's Bible spam and move right along. You're not cleansing us or being a God warrior, you're just getting this thread closer to 1000 pages.

Maybe that's his secret goal all along?

 

[AnOminous]

Blather babble gibber drool

I believe the Bible also says not to steal, like you steal locomotive parts.

 

[Jashinist]

Is this why you tell women to "shut up" instead of engaging with them? The Bible says something about not permitting a woman to teach a man?

I didn't know my grammar lessons got to you so badly, Len. Glad you at least recognise that we're trying to educate you though.

 

[Conrix]

It would be more amusing for him to quote Connor Bible. And probably more relevant.

Fucky you, trainspotting and humping pillows is a valid lifestyle. It's too hard to change!

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

It would be more amusing for him to quote Connor Bible. And probably more relevant.

Len is the kind of guy that @Connor Bible would call a loser.

At least Connor can control his bowels.

Lenny, Lenny, Lenny. You think God would be impressed by this boasting? He wouldn't.

Matthew 6:6: "But you, when you pray, go into your inner room, close your door and pray to your Father who is in secret, and your Father who sees what is done in secret will reward you."

You're still not being a very good Christian. Are you even one?

Len is as much a Christian as he is an innocent individual, a hard worker, a humble man, or a convincing liar.

 

[Kirby]

Do you even read the bible quotes that you copy and paste here, Len?

While we are on that subject, do you even know how to read

 

[Emiya Kiwitsugu]

@Schuylkill Valley, I can spout Bible verses too. Like that one in Fallout 3. Let me try.

Revelations 21:6: I am Alpha, and Omega. The Beginning and the End. I will give unto...Crap, something about the water of life freely or something like that. New Vegas was a better game, so I mostly forgot 3 and that one Bible quote it hits over your head time and time again.

 

[Jashinist]

Just FYI @Schuylkill Valley, the messages here get nastier the more you ignore us.

Every time you respond to our questions by quoting and addressing, the conversation gets quite pleasant (comparatively).

If you ignore us, we feel like we have to bait you into answering, which often means snark and insults. Just a thought.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

Just FYI @Schuylkill Valley, the messages here get nastier the more you ignore us.

Every time you respond to our questions by quoting and addressing, the conversation gets quite pleasant (comparatively).

If you ignore us, we feel like we have to bait you into answering, which often means snark and insults. Just a thought.

Still hasn't answered my question.

(Sexist, bigoted, creeper that tells women to fuck off when they address him.)

 

[Leonard F. Shaner Jr.]

I don't go around proselytizing to people. (Also, I haven't been religious since I learned the local priest was actually responsible for killing my father. But I'm sure you don't know what it's like to care about your family members.)

We like Curt. He's nice and tells us fun stories about you and your shit fetish and stuff.

non of Pocket_Sand! stories are true about me though. And he knows that too. I know stuff about him, but I have respect. but he don't. Although he did tell me with out knowing that the Boyertown PD isn't to be trusted, and I thank him for that. That's being helpful in my case.

 

[TremendousBoredom]

As someone who practices a faith that doesn't have a morality clause....fuck you Len. Your hypocrisy in spouting bible quotes is almost as offensive as the reek from your creepy fuck diaper.

Pal franse pa di lespri pou sa.

 

[Jashinist]

non of Pocket_Sand! stories are true about me though. And he knows that too. I know stuff about him, but I have respect. but he don't. Although he did tell me with out knowing that the Boyertown PD isn't to be trusted, and I thank him for that. That's being helpful in my case.

You immediately search for and try to dig up any dirt you can find, lol. If you had any stories you would have spilled them 400 pages ago.

 

[Rin]

non of Pocket_Sand! stories are true about me though. And he knows that too. I know stuff about him, but I have respect. but he don't. Although he did tell me with out knowing that the Boyertown PD isn't to be trusted, and I thank him for that. That's being helpful in my case.

See, I find that hard to believe. The stuff you've actually been caught doing is crazy enough that frankly, I'd believe just about anything of you. Also, you never actually contradict any of those stories in front of the ones accusing you, I've noticed.

 

[TM Ambrose]

I'm on old Glasgow street which is own by Pottstown. Not the Colebrookdale RR. If you not from the area don't be making a comment.

You're a fag. I'm not from that area.

Also remember that time Jesus cursed a fig tree? Because Jesus cursed a fig tree.

 

[Emiya Kiwitsugu]

non of Pocket_Sand! stories are true about me though. And he knows that too. I know stuff about him, but I have respect. but he don't

Says the man who seriously tried to dox everyone here earlier, threatened to imprison us all, called @Saul Goodman a slur, @Jashinist a bitch, and posted @Nara's photo of herself in the main thread.