39th Annual Christian Love Day

[Looney Troons]

39 already? Fuck, time flies. Unreal to think that most of us started following Chris’ antics when he was in his late mid-to-late 20s.

Don’t have anything vitriolic to add. Happy birthday.

 

[Skeletor]

Everybody zap to the extreme, y’all!

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

He lost his mind anyways and alienated himself from his imaginary spouses.
Incoming prediction that he'll make his birthday a mandatory Holiday for every Dimension ever.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

39 already? Fuck, time flies. Unreal to think that most of us started following Chris’ antics when he was in his late mid-to-late 20s.

Don’t have anything vitriolic to add. Happy birthday.

Unreal to think that he began to age terribly at that time too.

 

[Lycoris]

Happy birthday, Chris!

Never thought he'll make it this far.

 

[Uncle Meat]

Barb made him something special for his birthday... a nice cup of drool.

 

[Cletus Kasady]

Happy birthday Chris you son of a gun. you made it to 39!

 

[Secret Messages]

 

[Homer Simpson]

Happy Birthday Chris. Without you this website wouldn't exist, and trannies would go un-bullied. The ones that deserve it at least.

 

[Shakka Ahmose]

Anyone want some cupcakes on this momentous day?

 

[Official AVilleMedia©]

Chris probably doesn't read this, but Happy Birthday !

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

Already all sorts of mad shit is happening on the front page. This is the best Christian Love Day ever.

 

[Raiken]

I still cn't believe he is older then me and still alive.
He's the perfect example that no mather how retarded you are, if your luck stats are high enough you can keep on trucking.

 

[Dickxon]

Happy Birthday Christine! Hope for your 40th the Farms will all chip in to get you a life-sized Rosechu plushie!

 

[shadhardblogger19]

"Traditional human sacrifice to find favor from the Dimensional Princess."

Aha! Sounds interesting... And also... I would like to order orange cream soda via Doordash please... Plus who doesn't love his or her magnum opus? For Pete's sake, ignore the glare.

 

[Turk on the lurk]

Happy cake day Chris!

 

[Crass_and_Champ]

Can I be the scrooge of Christian Love Day?

So, stuffing coal up his ass instead of medallion pieces?

 

[Shabobus]

I was going to mail Chris a PS5 for his birthday, but somebody told me he's in another dimension. Guess I'll just throw it out.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

My sister bought me a small canvas copy of Squidward's painting 'Bold and Brash.' I laughed.

 

[Linako 2.0]

I was there when CWC turned 29 and wondered "holy shit he's getting old lol", 10 years later and now I'm now thinking "holy shit we're old"