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DontEatSilicaGel said:
The more we say it, the less he will do it. Which gives us more content because the price of his house is going to plummet. Boeing have recently announced they're pretty much going to sell their Renton HQ. They've already shuttered most of their properties there and won't be opening again. Over 160 additional businesses have left Seattle since 2019. When all the employers leave the area why would anyone want to live there... for the $400 Internet?
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Once again Dave's pride and obstinance have gotten in the way. Coulda sold the Wakahndo, paid off all his debts with the profit, not declare bankruptcy, and then move to a state with a lower cost of living. But nope, gotta have his real life adult middle unit cahndo in a crappy gated community.
 
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He's doing a "I need your help right now" segment, begging for tips again because he needs to pay his new "tax guy" who charges up front, which DSP "forgot about". :story:

And he's claiming he's going to lose a lot of revenue because the amount of (gifted) subs have been down this month.

It. Never. Stops.


-EDIT- For anyone who wants to hear a successful mature adult beg like a dog, here's the clip:

 
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To all the paypigs and 'ironic fans' reading this, if you actually want entertainment nominate chess for the viewer's choice. There is literally no excuse DSP can come up with to get out of playing it (not graphically demanding, not expensive) and his 'I was a chess master back in HS' narrative will fall apart live on air.

EDIT: Jesus fucking Christ this is like playing whack-a-mole.

a few weeks ago: 'Don't cheer or sub I need tips!'
today: 'My income is going to be lower next month because I got less subs and cheers so now I need even more money'

But it's okay because he's not doing emergency fundraisers anymore. If you beg like crazy and say you neeed x dollars by y date it's fine as long as it's not a marathon with a specific goal.
 
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gobsmackedmortician said:
Lol phil is saying Indian food is healthy, in my city we have a large Asian population and they have huge problems with diabetes, the food is great but full of carbs and fats
also, Phil says you don't see Indian fast food places as you cant make healthy food fast?

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Because Phil actually thinks that any food that isn't either fast food or microwave food is healthy just because it's "homemade", "custom", "gourmet style" or whatever other fucking autistic adjective he uses to describe it.
 
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tzgnilki said:
you have to pay attention to npc dialogue, cause the quest log can be unclear, and quests don't always start a waypoint

and since he's on classic difficulty, he'll have to micro analyze synergy between his party's abilities/gear, which is more complicated than cyberpunk, he cried about how "complicated" cyberpunk's skill system was, so he's gonna hate divinity

basically, it isn't a ubisoft walking simulator so he's gonna struggle, even with some hand holding, I can see him accidentally killing quest npcs, getting lost and struggling in battle
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To add to this:

The combat is heavy on using the environment to your advantage which is something Phil never experienced in any game he ever played (like freezing water on the ground to reduce enemy movement speed). It's based on d&d so creativity and smart play is highly rewarded. In some fights this is so complex I don't even think hand holding will save him. Unless he lowers the difficulty he'll quit before the end of act2, guaranteed.
 
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Massively Strong Greed said:
LOST LEVELS
Suffer, pigroach. Suffer.
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Since Lost Levels is just Super Mario Bros 2 in Japan, I could see pigroach pulling his semantics & mental gymnastics maneuver to weasel out of playing Lost Levels by claiming that "alotta peepul asked for Mario 2" and thus he just plays the American Super Mario Bros 2.

...and will then proceed to suck ass at that and die constantly too, anyway, despite it being the easiest goddamn Mario game ever.
 
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fuckshitsnake said:
Since Lost Levels is just Super Mario Bros 2 in Japan, I could see pigroach pulling his semantics & mental gymnastics maneuver to weasel out of playing Lost Levels by claiming that "alotta peepul asked for Mario 2" and thus he just plays the American Super Mario Bros 2.
...and will then proceed to suck ass at that and die constantly too, anyway, despite it being the easiest goddamn Mario game ever.
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I consider that gane hard. There are way easier ones. Hell, I consider all the other NES games easier due to infinite continues/infinite lives tricks/actual powerups. Anyway, I hope he plays Yoshi’s Island DS too, that game is weirdly tough.
 
KKKrèmebrûlée said:
Why is he so fixated on the 35th year Legend of Zelda and Nintendo not doing anything? Why would Nintendo even do anything? So a bunch of morons on twitter can say the same thing they would every year.
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What the fuck is he even talking about? Skyward Sword is getting a remaster this year.

What does he want, another NES LoZ rerelease? Nintendo has released on so many of their platforms that you could play it on your fucking toaster if you wanted.
 
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Presented without comment:

"I dont get a lot of chargebacks like other big streamers"

In response to a cheer about paypal dropping streamers

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