Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

She's enjoying some C R E A M Y avocado.
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Look at the amount of ODD in those eyes. Yeah chinny, you're really showing everyone. At least have the decency to film your heart shuttering to a stop instead of doing it off camera for us yeah?

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

You haven’t factored the spray in, have you?

God damnit, you big coagulated gravy hot dog bun bastard.

 

[Clotso Coof]

Pasta for a diabetic? Chinny is dedicated to providing us farmers with some world class entertainment. If she dies on stream for us, I might just have to name my first-born Creamy in her honor.

Rice noodles, which she probably thinks is healthier for a diabetic because...Asian = healthy...or "hey it's vegan!'...or some other stupid shit.

So she's eating pasta AND mashed potatoes AND a "vegan cheesecake" sweetened with maple syrup and dates.
At one meal. As an uncontrolled diabetic.

And did I hallucinate, or did she tell us that she limited her broccoli because of her blood sugar? THE BROCCOLI??

 

[Rasputin's Side Piece]

Oh, her followers. It is horrifying enough for Chantel to exist, much less the existence of "fans." The perverted, ugly, fat, filthy losers that follow her. They that cheer on every sloppy mouthful and every noxious noise, and every time we think she can descend no further into the stinking slime pit... down she goes, and her syco(ele)phants cheer and swoon at how precious she is.

I am hoping beyond hope that when her end comes, her fans off themselves in a frenzy of devotion.

 

[Queen of Moderation]

The mods watch her to feel better about themselves or else they are feeders. Which, is really one and the same. They don't ever want her to succeed. If they had any balls, they'd be on the farms. At least we admit to our love of schadenfreude.

They take every opportunity to commandeer the chat and mention all sorts of verboten food and block anyone who mentions exercise or being pro active.

But we're the assholes.

 

[Smoovy Jay]

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Listen alice this is the way to wear underwear. CHANGE THEM EVERY SINGLE DAY. Dirty bitch.

Sure, Billie Ann. I guess you work in an extremely bright bar and it’s so low, everyone was able to see. What an incredibly true sounding story.

Change the name to Dirty Alice. Change your fucking underwear. Don’t be a dirtier pig than Chantal. I shouldn’t have to say that.

She was absolutely giddy talking to her "loyal fans" about all of her fat-induced mishaps in the ER (including exploding veins).

I love that when she arrived the nurse said "Weren't you just here?"

I think we can invent a new term for her condition: Munchausen by Asspats.

I’ll say again, when they remember you, it’s not good or cute. It means you were memorable in an emergency room, you were discussed at length. And not in a positive way.

I mentioned in the chat a while back about writing up a Chantal Live fitness challenge.

One jumping jack for every “youknowwhatimean?” or any use of the word “homecooked”

Two press-ups for every sentence that contains the word “sugar.”

Ten crunches for every “I know what’s best for me/what I’m doing.”

Ten burpees for a Peetz appearance.

Twenty-five glute bridges every time she takes a dump mid-stream.

And thirty donkey kicks each side if she ENDS a stream to go take a dump. Add a bonus resistance band if you like.

While Chantal gets worse, everyone else gets better.

Pulpy Syntax tries that on Fridays. He almost died doing lunges for every bite she took.

 

[Breakfast of cHampions]

Here's where she got her takeout: https://www.thegreendoor.ca/

The so-called "sugar free" vegan cheesecake could only be accurately described as "no white sugar". Chins lies, again.

The cheesecake is sweetened with dates (presumably ground finely) and MAPLE SYRUP.

Here's their basic ingredients for their vegan cheesecakes, then they add fruit if it's fruit-flavored:
Organic cashews, organic almonds, chia seeds, coconut milk, coconut oil, dates, maple syrup...[fruit juice, fruit, salt].

Dates can screw with INR's too, although you'd have to eat a considerable amount. But man, her obsession with maple syrup is truly going to be the death of her. She's going to go out like a true Canadian.

 

[Guntilda]

I mentioned in the chat a while back about writing up a Chantal Live fitness challenge.

One jumping jack for every “youknowwhatimean?” or any use of the word “homecooked”

Two press-ups for every sentence that contains the word “sugar.”

Ten crunches for every “I know what’s best for me/what I’m doing.”

Ten burpees for a Peetz appearance.

Twenty-five glute bridges every time she takes a dump mid-stream.

And thirty donkey kicks each side if she ENDS a stream to go take a dump. Add a bonus resistance band if you like.

While Chantal gets worse, everyone else gets better.

I find your lack of squats disturbing.

 

[ButterMyMuffin]

Lmao “Bibi is aware”..... poor dude doesn’t deserve this after the hysterectomy saga

And they talk "every other day"!

Every other day? That struck me as odd. As if it is a planned call. Like the way you would call your mother every other day when you are off at college just so she knows you are still alive.

This is just code for "I harass him every other day, or when I am bored, or when the cat did something cute, and of course when I have a new 'medical emergency.'"

I would feel bad for Bibi, but it's been a fucking year. If he hasn't changed his number by now, then he deserves this.

 

[Burger King]

Once again, it's not what she eats but how fucking much God dam there was like 6 containers of shit.

 

[KeepHopeAlive]

I mentioned in the chat a while back about writing up a Chantal Live fitness challenge.

One jumping jack for every “youknowwhatimean?” or any use of the word “homecooked”

Two press-ups for every sentence that contains the word “sugar.”

Ten crunches for every “I know what’s best for me/what I’m doing.”

Ten burpees for a Peetz appearance.

Twenty-five glute bridges every time she takes a dump mid-stream.

And thirty donkey kicks each side if she ENDS a stream to go take a dump. Add a bonus resistance band if you like.

While Chantal gets worse, everyone else gets better.

Stop exercise-shaming me. Just staaaahhhhpp!!

I am hoping beyond hope that when her end comes, her fans off themselves in a frenzy of devotion.

I was just thinking what will her fans do when she does die? Who will they blame-shame then? ffs

She said her dr said she was the youngest patient they had ever performed a gall-bladder surgery on. Does anyone know what age that happened? If she said it, I missed it. I couldn't tell if this cunt was bragging or lying or both.

I especially like how she blamed the antibiotics on her immediate need to shit herself silly. I think she burned a few calories with that fucking reach.

 

[Troon Carey]

When are we gonna get the O.F diaherheha shid and piss at a stranger's house vid?

 

[Whizzbang Wallop]

Listening to her hospital stories is really starting to get under my skin.

Does she think she is checking into a Ritz Carlton hotel or something? She literally bitches about every hospital staff member who is trying to help her (unless they are a young hot guy, of course) and makes fun of all the other patients and their body parts. What an absolute cunt.

How would she react if some other patient told her business while making fun of her disgusting rotting fupa on their YT channel? That's right. She would lose her shit.

Do any of her die-hard fans in the chat ever call her out on this bullshit? Probably not because they know they would be immediately blocked.

What I would give to be a fly on the wall in the ER staff room after yet another unnecessary Chantal visit.

 

[Jack of the Lantern]

Who will they blame-shame then?

Why, Kiwi Farms, of course!
Each and every one of us just couldn't leave well enough alone and stop pointing out when Chantal made a medical misstep. If the haydurs would just let her intuitively chug her vegan maple syrup in peace, her diabetes would heal on its own, her gallbladder and hair would grow back, and she'd be a dainty 120lbs!

 

[AbraCadaver]

I find your lack of squats disturbing.

Bitch I ain’t fucking with my squats regimen by associating it with Chantal. Squats achieve the booty, they are holy and not to be done while watching the Queen of Intuition deepthroat cheesecake.

ps weighted glute bridges do more for the glutes in the long run, i feel they are the superior booty move, even if they aren’t a compound exercise.

God damnit, you big coagulated gravy hot dog bun bastard.

Welp, this is Peak Insult. All downhill from here, sadly

The mods watch her to feel better about themselves or else they are feeders. Which, is really one and the same. They don't ever want her to succeed. If they had any balls, they'd be on the farms. At least we admit to our love of schadenfreude.

They take every opportunity to commandeer the chat and mention all sorts of verboten food and block anyone who mentions exercise or being pro active.

But we're the assholes.

Us: *suggest multiple alternative foods to satisfy cravings, dismiss her fad diets and suggest easy lifestyle changes, outline simple basic exercise routines, suggest ways to easily break down Box Mountain a little at a time and save 400$, warn her about the very real dangers of not taking her diabetes or liver into consideration at all*

Her Mods: “STOP TALKING ABOUT FITNESS OR EATING VEGETABLES!! ANYONE CAUGHT TRYING TO GIVE ANY ADVICE WILL BE BANNED! YOU GO GIRL, KEEP EATING, YOU LOOK HAWT, DOWN THAT CHEESEBURGER! ALSO PLZ FART MORE!!!”

 

[Smoovy Jay]

Don’t feel like going back to find the comment but to the person who said she’s lying because there’s no OF app on android, she doesn’t have a laptop so she’s likely just logged into the browser.

 

[Troon Carey]

okay imagine how bad much worse this would be without circle lamp

 

[krazy orange cat]

February 24, 2021 Livestream including chat

Spoiler: Local Archive in 12 Parts

 

[ButterMyMuffin]

Once again, it's not what she eats but how fucking much God dam there was like 6 containers of shit.

Weren't you listening? She said ordering takeout is basically the same thing as "going grocery shopping" as long as you order enough for leftovers. So it's not really considered takeout. She literally said words to that effect.

Albeit, in her mind, I'm sure she justifies it because it's a "healthy, organic, vegetarian" place, so it's ok if you order a boatload of food. But keep in mind, this is only day one of her "getting healthy, eating clean journey." By next Tuesday, she will use this same logic to justify ordering a meal for a family of six from Red Lobster complete with a loaf of garlic bread (that she will definitely eat only one slice a day of for a week).

Hamplanet mental gymnastics at it's finest.

 

[boxybum]

Once again, it's not what she eats but how fucking much God dam there was like 6 containers of shit.

What are you talking about? Those greasy salty fried vegetables are definitely healthy along with the beets dipped in sugar. She can eat as much as she wants because it's all vegetables. /sneed