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Generic_Detractor2021 said:
What happened to your "I cant do OT anymore" bullshit?!? This guy is such a fucking liar. Where's your dumb ass retarrrr of a wife? I thought you had to spend more time with her since she's home now?!? This combined with his avoiding the question of "how is khet" the other day, and his looking legit worried when talking about her (and the way he put his hand on his head while clearly lying/avoiding the question), something is legitimately wrong in that household.
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Yeah, the thing that's wrong is Phil married a woman.
 
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Generic_Detractor2021 said:
What happened to your "I cant do OT anymore" bullshit?!? This guy is such a fucking liar. Where's your dumb ass retarrrr of a wife? I thought you had to spend more time with her since she's home now?!? This combined with his avoiding the question of "how is khet" the other day, and his looking legit worried when talking about her (and the way he put his hand on his head while clearly lying/avoiding the question), something is legitimately wrong in that household.
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Yeah his body language when talking about Khet lately is fucking weird. It really does look like he's stressed out by even the thought of her leaving. Could be piggy paranoia but could also be he's seeing the same signs he saw with Panda.
 
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TheKatIsNowGone said:
Yeah his body language when talking about Khet lately is fucking weird. It really does look like he's stressed out by even the thought of her leaving. Could be piggy paranoia but could also be he's seeing the same signs he saw with Panda.
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Probably gonna be an inside waife soon much like Jasper Kitty is an inside catson.
All the signs seem to point out Khet is gonna quit her job since he's been bitching endlessly about her job. It's almost like it affects him somehow when she has a shitty day
 
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*DSP reading Kiwifarms*
Tomorrow's Prestream:
"Ah hem, so ahmm, I love my wife, who is very beautiful, as you may know. We love being with each other and doing.....ahmm stuff. We walk around, we listen to music and we do all kinds of fun things together. *snort* There is nothing wrong here and I couldn't be happier. Now, there are these shitheads and trolls who are trying to ruin our marriage and they've been saying these mean things, okay? But we are okay, there is nothing wrong, Kat has just had a few days of hard work, okay?"
 
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I don't know how you do it, you ugly, dumb bastard, but you keep on surprising me.

Complaining about "low tips" after making three times what you expect out of a single stream, and 50% more than you expect daily? That's not even being stupid, that's literally trying to scam everyone because you know a lot of them are actual retards.

Unfortunately, doesn't look like it worked that well, since you had some rebels in the chat. Keep pushing that fire along homie, we gotta get to the dumpster sooner or later.
 
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Hadidecount1990 said:
you don't know what happened? with the lack of support? Bruh. Well, fortunately for you, you get to play more Divinity as today clearly showed how much people wanted to see you play it! If DSP could have his way, he'd rather have gotten low tips on Divinity and the $300+ on COD
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He rather put both into another "Rage" marathon to squeeze every dime out of the whales. OIC would pay up for another sub goal, just to ask Phil for another chance at being a mod on day. That and a Tax Tip Goal of $19k.
 
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There's another positive stream member of Phil's community that always has relevant and pertinent things to say about the streams. Referring to Tiger Woods recent accident.

I'd love to see this "guy" upload a video of himself onto youtube. No personal information, just him talking about why he's a DSP fan. I guarantee he would get laughed off the internet, and probably off of DSP's streams. And that would be saying something considering the wheelchair convention's those things are.
 
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Pretty Boy Extremism said:
I honestly can't believe this greedy pig is bitching about low tips on the night stream when he got 3 hundo on the day stream.
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I still remember when he raised $2000 for the Jasper reveal, took his usual day off, and then the day after went right back to begging like it never happened.

That's why DSP will always be a giant black hole.

Remember when a whale gave DSP $1000 or $1100 behind the scenes but we knew about it since tips were still getting tracked by the software? DSP then banned anyone who brought it up or even typed $1100 in chat.

 
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Salubrious said:
I still remember when he raised $2000 for the Jasper reveal, took his usual day off, and then the day after went right back to begging like it never happened.

That's why DSP will always be a giant black hole.

Remember when a whale gave DSP $1000 or $1100 behind the scenes but we knew about it since tips were still getting tracked by the software? DSP then banned anyone who brought it up or even typed $1100 in chat.

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Does StreamElements have a tip leaderboard like StreamLabs had? Or has Phil already disabled that or something?
 
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If Kat quits her job I don’t see her ever seeking employment elsewhere unless she abandons the pig. For a while, I often agreed with the theory that they were nothing more than roommates who interacted mostly for necessities. Even when Phil brings up a story that him and Kat were “watching “another streamer, I sort of had the picture of Phil either unknowingly/knowingly crashing her viewing of a stream with his overall presence. She must be making Phil sweat about something. Now what happens if she does quit? Will Phil fund things for her like games/consoles as well as other shit? Something would have to give and I wonder if Phil would have the ability to stop feeding into his gacha addiction. Plus we don’t know if he is being reckless regarding some retarded ass purchases of useless junk (like the statutes in the past).
 
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Cistern Rumbler said:
A Polskitaliano dude from the east coast who moved to Wahshington and dresses like a retarded southern shooting range instructor... not a clown though.

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You just know that there's an alternate universe where Phil is a guntuber who spends 50% of all his videos just waiting at his turn at the shooting range and bloviating about stuff that doesn't matter. Also his one crowning achievement is fourth place at a marksmanship competition with a 1911 that most of the shooters boycotted because they had to use some garbage 1911 clone made in Mexico or whatever and all the guys who were in the top 3 spots are JSDF members.
 
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