Lolcow Melinda Leigh Scott & Marshall Castersen - Sue-happy couple. Flat earth conspiracists. Pretending to be Jewish. Believe Kiwi Farms is protected by the Masonic Order. 0-6 on lawsuits. Marshall is dead.

[Toasty]

Stop doxxing me or I will sever punish you by tying your hands behind your back after slipping a large dose of Viagra into your drink. Then I will watch you wreath in misery. I am a woman, numbers are too hard, math gives me a headache, of corse I am not an accountant.
On second thought that actually sounds pretty hot, oh fuck, yeah I am an accountant!
Kiwi farms is hot I could fuck someone here
Edit: thirst posting is hot

Not only can you not math, you also no spell the good. This post was painful to read. Do better.

 

[TamarYaelBatYah]

You do a lot of things that are forbidden in the Tanakh, so why would that stop you?

Like what?

You're confusing Tanakh and Talmud again

@TamarYaelBatYah What do you imagine the users here look like? I think @Deadpool is tallish maybe 6'2 and has shorter curly brown hair and brown eyes and his hobby is soccer. I imagine @fnaarf is blonde and has smooth, pale skin and nice feet. @The Lurkness Monster probably a hot accountant. @Burmese Rice Farmer probably looks like a dark thai rice farmer who is always sweaty and exhausted. @LoverofPi is probably a computer science major ar MIT and a nerd who wears a hoodie and glasses.
Since you have lots of time on your hands could you make a list of all the users and what you imagine them to look like?

Deadpool is tall and walks with his chin tilted uo

Fnaarf has brown hair and is medium height. She slouches when she sits.

LoverofPi has medium brown hair and chews his food slowly

Burmese Rice Farmer is of Eastern descent and gets his pants dry cleaned doesn't like wrinkled in his pants

You Baby Yoda have dark hair and wear cologne often

Karl der Grosse has light brown hair, wears collared shirts and likes potato chips and soda for snacks

Toasty has light brown hair. She eats green vegetables a lot for dinner

 

[White Baby]

Stop doxxing me or I will sever punish you by tying your hands behind your back after slipping a large dose of Viagra into your drink. Then I will watch you wreath in misery. I am a woman, numbers are too hard, math gives me a headache, of corse I am not an accountant.
On second thought that actually sounds pretty hot, oh fuck, yeah I am an accountant!
Kiwi farms is hot I could fuck someone here
Edit: thirst posting is hot

Stop trying to steal @Baby Yoda's shitposting crown.

@TamarYaelBatYah said: Fnaarf has brown hair and is medium height. She slouches when she sits.

I do slouch something terrible, it's unfortunately true. Comes with the territory of drawing and reading for most of my early life.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Like what?

You're confusing Tanakh and Talmud again

No, I'm not. You can just reread your posts and find that information, but you'll just come up with another lie or excuse like you always do.

Stop trying to steal @Baby Yoda's shitposting crown.

I do slouch something terrible, it's unfortunately true. Comes with the territory of drawing and reading for most of my early life.

I found that a sit/ stand desk helps a lot when it comes to drawing. Having your wrists elevated helps when you're painting miniatures, models, and other things that aren't on paper.

 

[The Lurkness Monster]

Not only can you not math, you also no spell the good. This post was painful to read. Do better.

Bitch, you can’t spell or do math, go make me a sandwich, then bend over!

Fixed it for you! WTF is wrong with you, you know the rules, me woman, me dumb. YOU do better! Side note, would you have fucked Anne Frank? Do you really think I might be an accountant?

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Do you really think I might be an accountant?

I think you're an idiot who likes to derail threads.

 

[Baby Yoda]

Bitch, you can’t spell or do math, go make me a sandwich, then bend over!

Fixed it for you! WTF is wrong with you, you know the rules, me woman, me dumb. YOU do better! Side note, would you have fucked Anne Frank? Do you really think I might be an accountant?

Yikes!! Spotted the incelerino. Have you tried respecting women? This is Le Current Year 2021 were you assuming her gender? She doesnt identify as a woman, she identifies as "otherkin". Perhaps you should try SIMPING for women instead of being a "nice guy" meme to try and impress da wahmen.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Karl der Grosse has light brown hair, wears collared shirts and likes potato chips and soda for snacks

I do have light brown hair. Collared shirts are for people that have to impress their bosses and the general public. I don't have to do any of that anymore, so now I rock the wife-beater/Tapout! t-shirt and designer jorts 24/7.

Potato chips suck and soda gives me schizophrenia grimace-face.

@Karl der Grosse ive always imagined as a 50 - 60 year old dad bod type guy who is very serious in his day to day life. He probably has a high net worth and takes his family and financial life seriously. He is a prudent investor who has been dollar cost averaging into mutual funds for years and its paid off. He probably owns some rental properties too. He has brown hair and dresses kinda nerdy like a dad.

I'm way younger than that, and I work out 4 times a week with machines, free weights, or track/treadmill/swim laps. I weigh almost exactly the same as I weighed when I graduated college. I've worked exclusively for myself for over a decade now, pretty successfully. My family is by far the most important thing in my life. I come from a tight-knit and loving family, lots of relatives nearby. I feel sorry for people that miss out on that, like Melinda and Ashley. It's sad, everyone deserves a loving family. I'm very blessed and very thankful for my life and how it's gone and who I've shared it with.

 

[The Lurkness Monster]

I think you're an idiot who likes to derail threads.

Thank you, see boys this is how it’s done! Seriously, though I think if Malinda’s relatives hid Jews in their walls, my Anne Frank questions are valid. People on here can say stupid things like how many Jews were gassed for no reason out of the blue, but no one wants to talk about Jews in the attic and teenagers screwing? It is an actual fact the diary was edited by men, including her father. I can wait for the people who don’t read to Google it or use Wikipedia, then get back to me.

 

[Deadpool]

@TamarYaelBatYah I'm thinking about starting a business. Would you be interested in investing in lazer discs? They're like laser discs but bigger and with a Z.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

@TamarYaelBatYah I'm thinking about starting a business. Would you be interested in investing in lazer discs? They're like laser discs but bigger and with a Z.

Should make them a little more GenZ and call them layzr Diskz.

 

[Kosher Salt]

Calling someone "narcissistic" is not the same as calling them a "Narcissist".

Calling someone "dumb" is the same as calling them a "Dumb," but only a very, very small fraction of it.

It's probably hard for her to tell when they're all in her at once.

It's probably so hard for her to tell, I bet she probably has to ask if they're in yet.

 

[Toasty]

Toasty has light brown hair. She eats green vegetables a lot for dinner

I'm a ginger, and I really should be eating more green veg, but my diet tends to be higher in protein. Hopefully @Young Ned of the Hill can see to it that my protein intake gets even higher soon. I'm working on building muscle mass lol.

 

[NoodleToodle]

Deadpool is tall and walks with his chin tilted uo

Fnaarf has brown hair and is medium height. She slouches when she sits.

LoverofPi has medium brown hair and chews his food slowly

Burmese Rice Farmer is of Eastern descent and gets his pants dry cleaned doesn't like wrinkled in his pants

You Baby Yoda have dark hair and wear cologne often

Karl der Grosse has light brown hair, wears collared shirts and likes potato chips and soda for snacks

Toasty has light brown hair. She eats green vegetables a lot for dinner

I bet none of them fucked their cousin. Unlike you.

 

[Baby Yoda]

@TamarYaelBatYah Would you allow someone to skull fuck you?
Like grab your melon with both their hands and go to town on your melon, abusing it for their own pleasure. All holes open, no hole exempt.
Thoughts?

 

[TamarYaelBatYah]

@TamarYaelBatYah Would you allow someone to skull fuck you?
Like grab your melon with both their hands and go to town on your melon, abusing it for their own pleasure. All holes open, no hole exempt.
Thoughts?

Wait, how would that work? They put a dick in your ear and nose hole or something?

 

[Baby Yoda]

Wait, how would that work? They put a dick in your ear and nose hole or something?

I think it would only work if they had a glass eye, took it out and then the man put his erect penis into the eye socket, essentially fucking the shit out of the skull.
Otherwise the woman could just get on her knees and put her lips around his stiff johnson and suck. He would grab both sides of her melon with his hands and thrust as hard as he could with his dick poking the back of her throat. That could be considered a proper skull fuck too I guess.
I wonder if he pinched her nose closed while doing so if the negative pressure from the motion of his dick going in and out might make her melon fill with air and explode?

 

[Deadpool]

@TamarYaelBatYah Would you allow someone to skull fuck you?
Like grab your melon with both their hands and go to town on your melon, abusing it for their own pleasure. All holes open, no hole exempt.
Thoughts?

@TamarYaelBatYah is a prime candidate for skull fucking, because she doesn't have any brains to get in the way of your dick.

 

[TamarYaelBatYah]

He would grab both sides of her melon with his hands and thrust as hard as he could with his dick poking the back of her throat. That could be considered a proper skull fuck too I guess.

Oh, yeah, that move. Yeah, that's hott. I like that kind of stuff.

I wonder if he pinched her nose closed while doing so if the negative pressure from the motion of his dick going in and out might make her melon fill with air and explode?

Well, that would be evil. I don't condone that.

 

[Sukeban]

I think it would only work if they had a glass eye, took it out and then the man put his erect penis into the eye socket, essentially fucking the shit out of the skull.
Otherwise the woman could just get on her knees and put her lips around his stiff johnson and suck. He would grab both sides of her melon with his hands and thrust as hard as he could with his dick poking the back of her throat. That could be considered a proper skull fuck too I guess.
I wonder if he pinched her nose closed while doing so if the negative pressure from the motion of his dick going in and out might make her melon fill with air and explode?

Dude please go get your thirst quenched in real life. Maybe you have a wife who wears thongs, like you told me out of nowhere via DM, but clearly she isn't fucking you enough. You've been making this thread so creepy for so long, this shit is seriously pathetic.