DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Stroke Face II Turbo]

Yo, watch his condo tour videos. He shows the garage. He has like 4 of those trash cans that you wheel out to the road. I don't know how much they charge you to "rent" them. $30 a month? I don't know but multiply that by 4.

Also, is this why they take so many trips to the dump? Must be a great time. Two showers a week Phil and a trash bag filled with two months of cat shit and piss in a Toyota Corolla.

Piss and shit / scat is the only thing that turns him on. If he can't smell like a dump he has to visit one or else he will suffer from withdrawal.

 

[Lilly Philly Burnelli]

we have this

but we also have this

makes you wonder ...........

I hate that because he thinks he's Italian and at the same time he thinks he's white. Just pick one or the other, Phil, for fuck's sakes. For being a whop you sure don't act like it.

I've noticed since watching him Phil really hates rich white people, despite coming from a middle class white family. If you look at his Machinima rant he blames them for not understanding the little guy because they were "born with silver spoons in their mouth" and of course had to shit on black people getting free rides to college. But didn't DSP's parents pay for part of his condo, didn't they let him move in with them when he was between places, didn't they buy his first car, didn't they help him pay for his education? This is one of the more infuriating things about Phil. Who honestly gives a shit if the CEO of Machnima went to an Ivy League school and got a free ride because his parents were rich? College politics have been going on since the founding of Yale and Harvard. DSP himself tried to get into two Ivy League schools. The whole thing reeks of "blame them because they didn't except me." Oh yeah I wonder who else that sounds like? Hmmm.

 

[Iron Hamster]

In Renton the color coding for the bins is: Green = Solid Material Waste (Trash), Blue = Recycling, and Grey = Organic Waste i.e. Yard Waste or compostables. https://www.republicservices.com/municipality/renton-wa

That Green bin Phil has for trash is at least a 32-gallon bin. This means between Phil, his potato wife, and 1 cat they are creating more SMW than 2½ gallons per day. So much more in fact that Phil has "a fully loaded car" of SMW that he needs to drive to the dump every month or so.

Also, see how Phil has 3 separate Blue bins for recycling and the main Blue bin is larger than his trash can? Remember when Phil kept saying he has to crush his water bottles directly into the microphone so they will "fit in the bin"? Likely that giant bin is for just plastic and cardboard, the small bin on top in the corner if for glass and tin, and the Blue bin without a lid next to the large one is for office paper.

Phil basically admitted he does not use his compostables bin, and he obviously never uses his yard waste bin. As @Pargon said he's definitely just throwing shit away and not separating his recyclables whatsoever. All the plastic food trays from Kathy's microwaved cuisine does not get washed and put in the recycling, all his food containers (Peanut Butter, Jelly, Mayo, etc.) are going straight in the garbage, the packaging for the 2 to 3 meals he orders out daily are going directly in the bin.

The TL;DR is that Phil has 2 big bins he never uses, 1 very big and 2 small bins for recycling that he barely uses unless he has to do exactly zero work before putting an item in them, and 1 large bin that he is trying to put literally everything in.

What seems to get overlooked here is his lie about going to the dump for cat shit. His garbage is covered in HOA fees and he has the cans to prove he has service. He's just putting it in the garbage. Now whether he's putting the garbage out every week is another mystery. It may go out only on shower days.

If I go to college in Boston I have to do my own laundry.

It i stay in Connecticut, mommy will do it for me.

Gee, Philip. I wonder how you made that decision.

lol. I hurt myself laughing at "I applied to Yale and Harvard".

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Hold up. Phil built computers and had LAN parties as a teen.

We've seen his parent's house. Where were the computers set up? There is no garage. There is no basement. Kitchen/Living room downstairs and a few bedrooms upstairs.

Where were these LAN parties?

 

[Pargon]

Hold up. Phil built computers and had LAN parties as a teen.

We've seen his parent's house. Where were the computers set up? There is no garage. There is no basement. Kitchen/Living room downstairs and a few bedrooms upstairs.

Where were these LAN parties?

The same place he had all his wild collegiate parties and where he nearly got his dick sucked by a hot latina in high school (but he was too much of a gentleman to go through with it).

Which is to say, in his own head, and nowhere else.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

If I go to college in Boston I have to do my own laundry.

It i stay in Connecticut, mommy will do it for me.

Gee, Philip. I wonder how you made that decision.

I honestly still can't believe this guy only learned how to do laundry in his mid-30s after Leanna left him. I mentioned it a few hundred pages earlier in the thread but doing the laundry is probably the least effort chore that even the laziest people I know don't complain about having to do, the washing machine does 99% of the work.
At this point I wouldn't be surprised if we were to find out that he can't even tie his own shoes.

 

[Dragoonism]

Hold up. Phil built computers and had LAN parties as a teen.

We've seen his parent's house. Where were the computers set up? There is no garage. There is no basement. Kitchen/Living room downstairs and a few bedrooms upstairs.

Where were these LAN parties?

According to him they were in the basement!

 

[PieceofShet]

Did he really pick the hardest difficulty? he will never finish it.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Did he really picked the hardest difficulty? he will never finish it.

He picked the default difficulty called Classic, it gives no bonuses or maluses to the player or the enemies. It's technically the second hardest but Story difficulty is pretty much the "press X to win" game journo difficulty so I dunno if it counts. Otherwise, Explorer difficulty is the easy difficulty which gives bonuses to the player and maluses to the enemies and Tactician difficulty is the hard difficulty which does the opposite.

 

[FamicomGorby]

At this point I wouldn't be surprised if we were to find out that he can't even tie his own shoes.

Hmmm, are there any pictures of Dave wearing shoes with laces? From the few times his feet show up on stream he's barefoot while "working". Might have to go back to the vacation vlogs to see if his legs show up in any of the footage.

 

[AWorthlessHuman]

I hate that because he thinks he's Italian and at the same time he thinks he's white. Just pick one or the other, Phil, for fuck's sakes. For being a whop you sure don't act like it.

Is this an American thing? Cos in Europe, Italians are considered white, Spaniards and Portuguese too for that matter.

 

[PieceofShet]

He picked the default difficulty called Classic, it gives no bonuses or maluses to the player or the enemies. It's technically the second hardest but Story difficulty is pretty much the "press X to win" game journo difficulty so I dunno if it counts. Otherwise, Explorer difficulty is the easy difficulty which gives bonuses to the player and maluses to the enemies and Tactician difficulty is the hard difficulty which does the opposite.

Nono... In ghost and goblins i mean.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Nono... In ghost and goblins i mean.

Oh pardon me, yeah he picked Legend difficulty which is the hardest difficulty.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink]

I've had a streamer on while I work who's currently gifting ten subs for every death. It's a great idea, and generally people sub or gift right back. I can't picture DSP even considering something like this. It would be fucking hilarious to watch though.

I swear a few months back someone in his chat suggested that he give a few gifted subs for some reason and he was quick to shut that down

I can’t remember what it was about, I just remember it was in one of tevins last videos about phil and he called out his BS because it only costs the streamer half the money to gift a sub since it’s their channel and he was acting like he was losing the full sub cost

 

[Bored Euro Trash]

Hmmm, are there any pictures of Dave wearing shoes with laces? From the few times his feet show up on stream he's barefoot while "working". Might have to go back to the vacation vlogs to see if his legs show up in any of the footage.

I mean, he also never learned to ride a bike.
I don't know if that's a big deal in the US but where I come from you'll get made fun of relentlessly for that.

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

Pastryarchy tipped $26 and asked Phil how many people have been impersonating him. Phil replied “Nobody this whole week actually”.

That’s gotta sting. No one gives a fuck about cakeboy.

 

[Watamelon]

Just tuned in to him dying and complaining about "no checkpoint".

King of Retro, y'all. Is he even playing on Graveyard difficulty?

 

[DontEatSilicaGel]

Is this an American thing? Cos in Europe, Italians are considered white, Spaniards and Portuguese too for that matter.

Great scene. Watch it all if not the entire movie.

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

One has to wonder at times if Phil is as dumb as his audience. This walking back of his COVID talk is...interesting.

 

[ZehnBoat]

One has to wonder at times if Phil is as dumb as his audience.

he tried to eat noodles with a spoon
that's all you need to know