Horrorcow Zoe Quinn / Chelsea Van Valkenburg / Locke Valentine / @UnburntWitch / @Primeape / CrashOverride / Hat Box / Old Uncle Anime - Con Artist, Abuser, Sexual Harasser, Drove Alec Holowka to Suicide.

XMassAllYearRound said:
I don´t know if anyone else is aware of this but Zoe did a stream yesterday with the rest of the blackbirds crew (The tabletop RPG that she has been plugging endlessly on her twitter), which is currently available only to subscribers of the channel where the stream took place, here: https://www.twitch.tv/videos/921032755

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I have the whole stream recorded for archive purposes and would upload a few clips but I cannot, the upload system is broken or null disabled video uploading for people joining after 2019 because he hates us or something. Either way the stream itself is just the team playing the table RPG and it's both cringe and boring; it plays exactly how I've always imagined tabletop RPG sessions with the woke crowd go, nothing but compliments, high fives and blowing each other off, no imagination to solve scenarios posed by the GM, they/them pronouns, stuttering, "like, this game is like, like you know", minutes long of awkward silence, everyone constantly trying and failing to tell bad jokes and be the quirkiest gamer doing quirky gamer stuff in the room.

Pictured below, Gamers having fun:

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(Also side note: Zoe's mic is garbage)
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Wait Chelsea claims to be a guy now? jfc...Also that image is just beyond parody. you can't make this shit up :story:
 
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I'm honestly surprised this thing is still alive

After the gamergate ride ended I expected she would end up OD'ing behind a dumpster
 
Cool Dog said:
I'm honestly surprised this thing is still alive

After the gamergate ride ended I expected she would end up OD'ing behind a dumpster
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Bukkake isnt normally fatal. The best we could hope for is she bangs her head on the dumpster getting back off her knees, uses her antifa med kit to fix the concussion, and dies because she’s a fucking idiot.
 
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Emperor Julian said:
Why would anybody hire quinn for any public facing thing? She's never really produced anything of note and her reputation is radioactive a Holowka debacle.
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"Hire" seems optimistic. This is a gaggle of dangerhaired faggots making a SJW tabletop RPG system. Unless there's a KickStarter that hit the soybux jackpot, I can't imagine there's a lot of money floating around this project.

Cool Dog said:
I'm honestly surprised this thing is still alive

After the gamergate ride ended I expected she would end up OD'ing behind a dumpster
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Zoe dying the death of a sad, lonely addict still seems like a good long-term wager.
 
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Well, the game that she "worked" on - Solar Ash - is supposed to drop soon. I wonder if she's going to crawl out of her brothel den to bask in the glory despite the fact that she did next to fuck-all on it?
 
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Water-T said:
Well, the game that she "worked" on - Solar Ash - is supposed to drop soon. I wonder if she's going to crawl out of her brothel den to bask in the glory despite the fact that she did next to fuck-all on it?
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If she did nothing in it then she'll claim full responsibility for everything that happened.
 
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RabidWombat said:
Huh. Gotta admit, that's much better than I expected it to be. Wouldn't touch it personally, Zweihander it'self got a big nope after reading into it when it came out.
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Zweihander itself plays pretty smoothly once you have the rules down, which, given that it's just a clone of Warhammer Fantasy Roleplay, shouldn't come as much of a surprise. If you want Lamentations of the Flame Princess, but with Rolemaster levels of tables, then this is your game (I have no idea if this person actually exists).

Shame the guy who wrote it is a huge loser: https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Zweihander
 
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Did anyone check out Depression Quest on speedrun.com? Not a lot of people speedrun her game, unless if they're GamerGaters.
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Wargarbl said:
"Hire" seems optimistic. This is a gaggle of dangerhaired faggots making a SJW tabletop RPG system. Unless there's a KickStarter that hit the soybux jackpot, I can't imagine there's a lot of money floating around this project.


Zoe dying the death of a sad, lonely addict still seems like a good long-term wager.
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There's absolutely no money in table top gaming so undoubtedly you're right. It's beyond niche, it's not like the 80's when even normies were into D&D.

She's not getting paid shit, it's going to be a pittance. She's probably just there as a name to try and bring attention to the project.
 
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Illuminati Order Official said:
I got good ending on my first run without even reading what's going on. I mean, "Yes, keep going to therapy", "Yes, keep talking meds", "Yes, go outside". I expected she'll pull some trick with the pet but no, I took the pet and nothing terrible happened to it.
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Ironically enough, Spoony might learn something from it then.

But this is where the basic idea of the project fails.
1) You don't want to discourage people from doing things which might actually help their depression. I mean, shit, I wouldn't.
2) So ... where's the game?

It's less a game than a reminder to the depressed there is a way out, which is fine, I suppose. As long as it's not, say, encouraging people to mutilate themselves.
 
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BScCollateral said:
But this is where the basic idea of the project fails.
1) You don't want to discourage people from doing things which might actually help their depression. I mean, shit, I wouldn't.
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The way I remember it it wasn't really encouraging it, those were just options that you could take (skip meds, skip therapy, skip work, stay home and wallow in misery) and get a bad ending (stay depressed and miserable; I don't think you can actually get the character to off himself or at least I couldn't find a way to do it).
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2) So ... where's the game?
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I'm not judging :) Wife loves those shitty match-3 games. I love old point and click adventures. Someone may as well like clicking small chunks of text on large chunks of text. Hell, one could argue Planescape: Torment is mostly this and it's one of my all-time favorites (only the text is much better).
BScCollateral said:
It's less a game than a reminder to the depressed there is a way out, which is fine, I suppose. As long as it's not, say, encouraging people to mutilate themselves.
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The problem isn't the game \ "game", the problem is, I think, the grift and drama surrounding it.
 
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