Cosplay Lori Cerda / Usagi Kou / Lori Lewd / Zero Two / Lori Lune and Kevin Hanft / AdollaSkye / Skye / Krook3dKev - 37-year-old batshit crazy Sailor Moon cosplayer & e-thot with 20 years of drama, 27-year-old simp manchild cosplay martyr fiancé, Momokun's archenemies

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Thanks so much, that was really interesting to learn!



I’m baffled why she wouldn’t get a creator account. Do you have thoughts about that?

Also, kind of unrelated and definitely take with a grain of salt due to pandemic but does Lori ever leave the house? Like at all?
Seems like she leaves to get juice and yell at low level service employees.

I might be misremembering but did she have a job at a shop during the period where she was lying semi low and not dying her hair rainbow colors?
 
It's loony news time! What's that wacky psychopath Lori Lewd up to today?

:lunacy: Lori The Phony: Lori literally and metaphorically gives an IG user the middle finger.

IG User: "which phone and edit app u use??"
Lori: "I walked into T-Mobile and got their most expensive phone x.x for personal questions don't forget to sub! I chat so much on there!!!!!"

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Another example of Lori's engagement with potential customers, particularly those seeking a girlfriend experience (GFE). What a pro.

IG User: "My girlfriend"
Lori: "lolno"

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:lunacy: So Cheeky: Is the "poof pout" Lori's cheap alternative to fillers or does she have mumps? Either way, we farmers wish Lori a speedy recovery.

IG User: "I love you face"
Lori: "even my silly cheek poof!?"
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Uh oh, Lori - someone is selling masks of your signature look! I SUU YUU!
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Fun Fact: Lori takes tens to hundreds of selfies a day.
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:lunacy: Praise Me Like You Should: Is Lori's next skinwalking "identity" going to be Saber from Fate/stay night? Is the Zero Two era winding down? Despite buying the most expensive phone at T-Mobile, why is Lori wearing a Burger King crown for her cosplay? What does a top 2.6% OnlyFans "content creator" receive besides a participation trophy email? So many questions.

"Sweet Saber ~ ❤️ come praise me" - Lori
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"Come see what I just posted. Praise my 🍑 top 2.6% OF" - Lori
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:lunacy: Miscellaneous Lori Bullshit: A sPiCy hodgepodge of lunacy.

It looks like a tornado ripped through a daycare. Clean your room, you degenerate.
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:lunacy: Tweets By A Twat: Lori's words of wisdom for your amusement and revulsion.

"I normally get shit talked for my crazy hair, big eyes and smol bobs xD" - Lori
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"It's a waste of time to try and make people better. Just do you ❤️" - Lori

"You should buy one [Zero Two LED light]! Get me another one too while you're at it" - Lori

"The shadowban is real. It fukn sucks" - Lori


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:lunacy: YRU Shoes: Why would YRU Shoes promote and endorse an abuser like Lori Lewd [iota_zerotwo on Instagram] who hurts others?

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Thanks so much, that was really interesting to learn!

I’m baffled why she wouldn’t get a creator account. Do you have thoughts about that?

Also, kind of unrelated and definitely take with a grain of salt due to pandemic but does Lori ever leave the house? Like at all?
Honestly? It probably doesn’t matter to her. I don’t think there’s any sort of malicious intention behind it. This influencing stuff seems like a relatively recent development for her, and followers/popularity has always been her main goal. What reason is there to switch to a creator account? Ulterior motives or not, her goal is to gain a following. Creator account isn’t necessary for her until those goals change.
Seems like she leaves to get juice and yell at low level service employees.


I might be misremembering but did she have a job at a shop during the period where she was lying semi low and not dying her hair rainbow colors?
She definitely had a shop under the name crown_and_heart. If you scroll down to the very bottom of her insta, her first posts are shop, pets, and selfies. Rainbow hair was still present, though idk who she was emulating at the time.
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Those are the very first posts still available on her instagram.
YRU Shoes: Why would YRU Shoes promote and endorse an abuser like Lori Lewd [iota_zerotwo on Instagram] who hurts both people and animals?
Wow YRU shoes sure
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I really gotta wonder if it’s coincidence, she DM’d the pic to them, or if she’s actually established friendly ambassador relations with the company. Or perhaps she’s just modeling the current shoe they’re trying to promote. Either way, all of the clothes she models are still sold under the DK umbrella (who has their own drama.) I was still buying YRU because I could buy directly from them instead of the DK website, but with this being her 4th time reposted by them I’m losing a lot of respect for the company...I wonder if they know? i didn’t see any of her famed “haters” in the YRU comment sections. Only DK iirc.

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I find it hysterical Lori's willin to flash her asshole but tickling is off the table. I don't use only fans but im pretty sure she'd have more fans and coin from degenerates if she posted some tickling content to expand her brand but god forbid Kevin gets shown on her only fans don't cha know she's a single uwu beep beep elf?

Honnestly it sounds disgusting to me but I give her a month before she whores herself out and panders to the foot fetishists to try to get more pay piggies on her OF.
 
I really gotta wonder if it’s coincidence, she DM’d the pic to them, or if she’s actually established friendly ambassador relations with the company. Or perhaps she’s just modeling the current shoe they’re trying to promote. Either way, all of the clothes she models are still sold under the DK umbrella (who has their own drama.) I was still buying YRU because I could buy directly from them instead of the DK website, but with this being her 4th time reposted by them I’m losing a lot of respect for the company...I wonder if they know? i didn’t see any of her famed “haters” in the YRU comment sections. Only DK iirc.
I don't know as much about social media as you but could it be as simple as them having a dedicated employee for social media? She did tag them in her caption, which sends a notification, and two hours is plenty of turnaround time to screencap an image, write a caption and post. Especially if they're doing that without searching the influencer's names and doing a dive on their reputations beforehand. Seems like there's plenty of spergs here who are contacting her sponsors though - YRU probably already has some DMs. It'll be interesting to see if they continue to post her after today.
 
That bitch Lorena has been stealing beautiful goose eyelashes for a while now. Wished she used some gorilla glue to keep them on. Too bad she can't stuff her tits with some feathers and stop pretending like she's ten. It's nasty.

You reading this Lori? Those eyelashes better be vegan from now on.

LORI AND HER "NATURAL" EYELASHES

Funny you brought up eyelashes @Cyber Goose because, just like her "vampire" genetics, this is yet another weird narcissistic issue that Lori has. Despite contradictory evidence, Lori claims that she does not need nor wear false eyelashes because her natural lashes are "pretty epic."

Lori's "Real" Eyelashes
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Therefore, the only people who wear fake eyelashes are genetically inferior cosplayers...who are probably also fat and ugly peasants who are bitterly jealous of Lori, the true IRL anime princess, who is super kawaii and DO NOT COPY HER! :mad:

"Fun fact - I dont wear false lashes. Not that there is anything wrong with them, just never needed them. Just need a nice waterproof mascara!" - Lori the Wannabe Mary Sue
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More evidence of Lori's totally "real" and "natural" eyelashes. :story:
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"Ive been debating fake lashes but i keep hearing horrible things about them and i dont want to mess my natural ones up as they are pretty epic." - Lori the Narcissist
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"I've never been a fan of wigs, contacts, or false lashes for that matter. Cosplaying should be comfortable." - Lori the Liar
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"I kind of want to try false lashes but I'm honestly about comfort more than anything. I'm glad I don't have to do much to look in character with one I resonate so well with" - Lori the Skinwalker
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IG User: "Very beautiful do you have not cosplay pictures"
Lori: "I mean, I'm not wearing wig or false lashes or contacts. But I guess the ears are a whole cosplay 😂 "
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#longlashes
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:lunacy: Praise Me Like You Should: Is Lori's next skinwalking "identity" going to be Saber from Fate/stay night? Is the Zero Two era winding down? Despite buying the most expensive phone at T-Mobile, why is Lori wearing a Burger King crown for her cosplay? What does a top 2.6% OnlyFans "content creator" receive besides a participation trophy email? So many questions.

"Sweet Saber ~ ❤️ come praise me" - Lori
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"Come see what I just posted. Praise my 🍑 top 2.6% OF" - Lori
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The funniest thing about her being Saber is that Momokun did it way back in 2018.
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Yeah Lorena is always late and unoriginal. Even more pathetic that everything she tries, another lolcow had done already and better than she could.

character with one I resonate so well with" - Lori the Skinwalker
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Guys! She was skinwalking Luna Slater all this time! :cunningpepe:
 
Tbh calling it now shes gonna be saber alter maid version *rider* fgo nerd here she wears a small maid like bikini so yeah and has the lighter blonde hair
I’d say Jalter Summer version due to being a fan favorite character in FGO and she is a tsundere who draws doujins and a weeb who speaks a bit of fluent german especially naming her NP in German. Tbh, I’m surprised she hasn’t attempted to skinwalk any of Yoko Taro creations yet since the NieR series became a wide popularity in the art and cosplay, but she will probably try in a some months once Replicant is released and well received.

I also want to say that her fiancé boyfriend or whatever may also have Stockholm syndrome because why in the hell would you stay with a sociopathic womanchild who would treat you like crap and do a horrific act by telling you to harm yourself in order of showing loyalty? And why would you stay with someone who is allegedly seeing her ex-husband on and off again while she is not willing to show the same loyalty as you did for her? Y’know, if this was a normal person and they realized that their spouse verbal abuse became physical, they will know it is time pack it up and call it quits because they’ll know their life is more important than some insane middle aged person who wants to go on instagram and dress up as their favorite anime character. C’mon Kev, you even have a cosplay sexpest whose trying to help you by showing empathy and convincing you to end the relationship, where is your diginity as a man at? You have the talent, a youthful age, and a possibly a stable job and income and you want to wash up it all away over some insane old hag whose only using you for your dick and your money? Oh right, you probably don’t even have a dick after Lori castrated you after adopted you as her cosplay pet like Ramsey Bolton. Wanna stand up to trolls, start internet slap fights and then dox yourself, but can’t stand up to your abuser-oh I‘m sorry I mean your “woman”. Did he even call the police when he slit his wrist because that is the most common action when your‘re in grave danger or did he only just go to social media as a cry for help like those lifetime bitches?
 
Haven't finished reading the thread yet but I remember Usagi Kou. I used to belong to Sailor Moon communities in the early 2000s and it was rife with what we now just call autism. Plus a lot of creepy pedo stuff involving Chibi Usa and Mamoru. And of course people so obsessed with cartoon characters that they could not tolerate any ships other than their own (even if they were not cannon). People who would send you nasty emails if you were hot for the same husbando or waifu as them and tons of tracing and art theft. I belonged to one that had it's entire gallery of fanart stolen to pad someone else's site. When confronted he had an insane autistic meltdown. Typical animu weeb stuff. Gundam Wing was pretty bad too but that's a whole other thing in itself. Too bad the Farms was around back then to catalog the early weeb dramas. I stopped interacting with fandoms after Sailor Moon because it wasn't worth the drama. I just silently enjoyed stuff without posting on fandom sites.

I knew Usagi Kou was nuts from almost the beginning. Declaring yourself a real life Chinese cartoon is not something a sane person does. I had forgotten about her for so long. Sad to see at 35 nothing has really changed. Seeing her declare that her raggedy ass still looks 22 is hilarious though.
 
The Latest Lori Lunacy

:lunacy: Fate / Stay Night: OH GOD. BRACE YOURSELVES, FATE FANS. Hopefully, this is just a passing whim and won't devolve into full skinwalking.

"This is such an easy cosplay for me, oh holy moly *_* ❤️" - Lori
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"Beep beep" - Lori the Stalker
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"Beep beep"
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:lunacy: Where's Kevin?: No public word from Kevin recently. You okay, buddy? I wonder if Lori has further restricted his social media access after the "oops I accidentally revealed our home address" gaff.

:lunacy: Where's Lori?: Lori has historically prided herself on being a "blunt" and "loud" individual who doesn't take shit from anyone and readily fights back whenever disrespected. What a big bad bitch. However, this thread is nearly 2 months old and Lori has yet to visit us. That's very unusual for her and seems to indicate guilt. In fact, she hasn't responded to any of the allegations that she's been accused of on this thread. Lori's uncharacteristic silence is damning because, according to her, she would've shown us whose boss and we'd be "dead" by now if these were only rumors.

"this one dude tried to start a horrible rumor about me once. Hes dead now."
- Lori the Internet Tough Guy

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LORI AND COSPLAY CONTROL IN RELATIONSHIPS

:lunacy: It's no secret that Lori is abusively controlling of her romantic partners. Given her skinwalking history, this is particularly true when it comes to cosplay. In relationships, Lori usually takes control of all cosplay plans, projects, and details. Here's a 2006 example from the LiveJournal of Josh, her Mamoru #4:

LJ User: "Just going to add you [Josh] so I can ask you to be in one of my music video projects, hook up soon..."

Lori: "im going to assume that its Mamoru chiba related... erm... his hair is gonna get dyed and bleached reeaaalll soon... so yea..."

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:lunacy: Cosplay is a central part of Lori's life. This is especially true because her world has shrunk dramatically over the past two decades as a result of her toxic, abusive, and alienating behavior. As a batshit insane skinwalker, Lori will gladly devote boundless time, energy, blood, sweat, and tears to her cosplay plans. But cosplay ideas from other people? Without her favorite characters or series? In a group where she would not be the center of attention? Why would an IRL anime princess like Lori waste her precious time on a cosplay project that doesn't highlight her and her specialness?

Mutual respect, compromise, and consideration for one's partner(s) are important elements of an emotionally healthy relationship. Unfortunately, Lori has demonstrated time and time again that she is incapable of these behaviors. Like the self-involved narcissist that she is, Lori expects her romantic partner to obediently prioritize her wants, plans, and ideas over their own. This obviously extends to Lori's current skinwalking identity and anything cosplay related. If Lori must humor a peasant like Kevin by taking part in their cosplay plans, she'll begrudgingly participate while complaining and likely pouting like a petulant child.

For example, one of Kevin's favorite anime is My Hero Academia (MHA). If you look at his pre-Lori pictures, it's apparent that Kevin is a fan of the series and has talent as well as a passion for cosplay craftsmanship (props, armor, etc). MHA is not one of Lori's favorite series. As a selfish partner, she has no qualms about passively-aggressively insinuating that participating in Kevin's cosplay is an annoyance and a burden.

"the things i do for my boy lol" - Lori
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:lunacy: Here are some examples of Lori controlling and commandeering Kevin's cosplay plans, ideas, and goals. Take note of the pronouns Lori uses and how she quickly volunteers ("voluntolds," really) Kevin's labor. These examples feature Lori's comments on Kevin's own Instagram [adollaskye].

IG User: "freakin excited to see if he [Kevin] does new versions when botw2 [Breath of the Wild 2] comes out"

Lori: "we have a lot of other cosplays we have to finish before moving along to other projects so the excitement will have to wait a while. ^_~"

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IG User: "Your Bakugou is amazing! The Best I've seen! Are you bringing it to Nihon Matsuri? I'd love to see it in person"

Lori: "not sure if we're going"


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IG User: "Teach me [to make prop horns]"

Lori: "join my patreon and he [Kevin] will!"

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:lunacy: Lori seems to have Kevin work on a lot of props and cosplay items for her. Given her long history of leeching and grifting, I have a theory that Lori takes terrible advantage of Kevin's crafting skills. If fellow farmers would like, this theory can be added to the constantly growing list of future Lori articles.

"Wait till my fiance and i get to work on my death knight build!" - Lori
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:lunacy: It looks like Saber might be Lori's new skinwalking identity and Kevin has been assigned to the character Gilgamesh. Despite his passion and talent for crafting cosplay armor and props, Lori wants Kevin to wear the outfit that she prefers.

"Can you guys tell Kevin Skye he needs to do this version. He's set on golden armor out the asshole. He's not gonna be able to move!" - Lori
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❓ Fellow farmers, what do you think? Should Kevin do as Lori commands or should the create the costume that he prefers?
 
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Man, after the latest, daily lore post (seriously @OhGodHowDidThisGetHere you the real MVP out here, doing daily dives into the trenches of Lori Lunacy), and holy fuck.
All I can say is that as if it wasn't obvious before, there's no way in fuck she ever broke her back.
With all those "clapbacks" on her feed, it's evident that Lori just has no spine to even break.

And then there's this:
"The worker at Dunkin' Donuts called me a liar! :mad:"
Lori, it's literally a fucking Dunkin' Donuts. What could the employee have possibly even accused you of lying about?
What kind of donut you wanted? Asking for extra caramel drizzle in your iced coffee? Glaze?
Did they compare IRL you to your pictures, Lori??
I know it's stupid, there are no answers, and it bears absolutely no importance to the overall scheme of things, but I just.
I just want to know.
Because I, for the life of me, cannot understand how this "altercation" occurred in her head (because we all know it didn't actually happen), and how this imaginary slight was apparently so impactful to her day that she had to tweet about it.

Listen, Lori - because I know either you or Kevin check here rather often - I won't sit here and tell you that "Lying is bad" or whatever. Everyone has lied at some point, and they will go on to tell more lies later on in life for a variety of reasons. Even pathological liars can't fully control their habit and often need a wrangler to keep them in check and teach them accountability, I get that.
But you're something else, m'dear.
Because the only thing that's worse than a pathological liar,
is a pathological liar that's really, really shitty at lying.
Just gets sad at that point, tbh.
In that sad = funny kinda way, of course.

Maybe she said she was only 22, her eyelashes were real and she never wears a wig. :lol:

Doubt anything happened at all. It's just for attention.
 
I'm pretty sure she only hasn't made an appearance because she's trying desperately to prove us wrong that she's going to show up here. But we all know damn well she sits on this site and furious that we don't think she's the center of the universe. Or maybe the long writeups of her are outside her education level. It would explain why she hopped on lolcow so fast.
 
I’d say Jalter Summer version due to being a fan favorite character in FGO and she is a tsundere who draws doujins and a weeb who speaks a bit of fluent german especially naming her NP in German. Tbh, I’m surprised she hasn’t attempted to skinwalk any of Yoko Taro creations yet since the NieR series became a wide popularity in the art and cosplay, but she will probably try in a some months once Replicant is released and well received.

I also want to say that her fiancé boyfriend or whatever may also have Stockholm syndrome because why in the hell would you stay with a sociopathic womanchild who would treat you like crap and do a horrific act by telling you to harm yourself in order of showing loyalty? And why would you stay with someone who is allegedly seeing her ex-husband on and off again while she is not willing to show the same loyalty as you did for her? Y’know, if this was a normal person and they realized that their spouse verbal abuse became physical, they will know it is time pack it up and call it quits because they’ll know their life is more important than some insane middle aged person who wants to go on instagram and dress up as their favorite anime character. C’mon Kev, you even have a cosplay sexpest whose trying to help you by showing empathy and convincing you to end the relationship, where is your diginity as a man at? You have the talent, a youthful age, and a possibly a stable job and income and you want to wash up it all away over some insane old hag whose only using you for your dick and your money? Oh right, you probably don’t even have a dick after Lori castrated you after adopted you as her cosplay pet like Ramsey Bolton. Wanna stand up to trolls, start internet slap fights and then dox yourself, but can’t stand up to your abuser-oh I‘m sorry I mean your “woman”. Did he even call the police when he slit his wrist because that is the most common action when your‘re in grave danger or did he only just go to social media as a cry for help like those lifetime bitches?
The Ramsey Bolton comparison I am DECEASED
 
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The Latest Lori Lunacy

:lunacy: Fate / Stay Night: OH GOD. BRACE YOURSELVES, FATE FANS. Hopefully, this is just a passing whim and won't devolve into full skinwalking.

"This is such an easy cosplay for me, oh holy moly *_* ❤️" - Lori
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:lunacy: Where's Kevin?: No public word from Kevin recently. You okay, buddy? I wonder if Lori has further restricted his social media access after the "oops I accidentally revealed our home address" gaff.

:lunacy: Where's Lori?: Lori has historically prided herself on being a "blunt" and "loud" individual who doesn't take shit from anyone and readily fights back whenever disrespected. What a big bad bitch. However, this thread is nearly 2 months old and Lori has yet to visit us. That's very unusual for her and seems to indicate guilt. In fact, she hasn't responded to any of the allegations that she's been accused of on this thread. Lori's uncharacteristic silence is damning because, according to her, she would've shown us whose boss and we'd be "dead" by now if these were only rumors.

"this one dude tried to start a horrible rumor about me once. Hes dead now."
- Lori the Internet Tough Guy

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LORI AND COSPLAY CONTROL IN RELATIONSHIPS

:lunacy: It's no secret that Lori is abusively controlling of her romantic partners. Given her skinwalking history, this is particularly true when it comes to cosplay. In relationships, Lori usually takes control of all cosplay plans, projects, and details. Here's a 2006 example from the LiveJournal of Josh, her Mamoru #4:

LJ User: "Just going to add you [Josh] so I can ask you to be in one of my music video projects, hook up soon..."

Lori: "im going to assume that its Mamoru chiba related... erm... his hair is gonna get dyed and bleached reeaaalll soon... so yea..."

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:lunacy: Cosplay is a central part of Lori's life. This is especially true because her world has shrunk dramatically over the past two decades as a result of her toxic, abusive, and alienating behavior. As a batshit insane skinwalker, Lori will gladly devote boundless time, energy, blood, sweat, and tears to her cosplay plans. But cosplay ideas from other people? Without her favorite characters or series? In a group where she would not be the center of attention? Why would an IRL anime princess like Lori waste her precious time on a cosplay project that doesn't highlight her and her specialness?

Mutual respect, compromise, and consideration for one's partner(s) are important elements of an emotionally healthy relationship. Unfortunately, Lori has demonstrated time and time again that she is incapable of these behaviors. Like the self-involved narcissist that she is, Lori expects her romantic partner to obediently prioritize her wants, plans, and ideas over their own. This obviously extends to Lori's current skinwalking identity and anything cosplay related. If Lori must humor a peasant like Kevin by taking part in their cosplay plans, she'll begrudgingly participate while complaining and likely pouting like a petulant child.

For example, one of Kevin's favorite anime is My Hero Academia (MHA). If you look at his pre-Lori pictures, it's apparent that Kevin is a fan of the series and has talent as well as a passion for cosplay craftsmanship (props, armor, etc). MHA is not one of Lori's favorite series. As a selfish partner, she has no qualms about passively-aggressively insinuating that participating in Kevin's cosplay is an annoyance and a burden.

"the things i do for my boy lol" - Lori
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:lunacy: Here are some examples of Lori controlling and commandeering Kevin's cosplay plans, ideas, and goals. Take note of the pronouns Lori uses and how she quickly volunteers ("voluntolds," really) Kevin's labor. These examples feature Lori's comments on Kevin's own Instagram [adollaskye].

IG User: "freakin excited to see if he [Kevin] does new versions when botw2 [Breath of the Wild 2] comes out"

Lori: "we have a lot of other cosplays we have to finish before moving along to other projects so the excitement will have to wait a while. ^_~"

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IG User: "Your Bakugou is amazing! The Best I've seen! Are you bringing it to Nihon Matsuri? I'd love to see it in person"

Lori: "not sure if we're going"


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IG User: "Teach me [to make prop horns]"

Lori: "join my patreon and he [Kevin] will!"

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:lunacy: Lori seems to have Kevin work on a lot of props and cosplay items for her. Given her long history of leeching and grifting, I have a theory that Lori takes terrible advantage of Kevin's crafting skills. If fellow farmers would like, this theory can be added to the constantly growing list of future Lori articles.

"Wait till my fiance and i get to work on my death knight build!" - Lori
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:lunacy: It looks like Saber might be Lori's new skinwalking identity and Kevin has been assigned to the character Gilgamesh. Despite his passion and talent for crafting cosplay armor and props, Lori wants Kevin to wear the outfit that she prefers.

"Can you guys tell Kevin Skye he needs to do this version. He's set on golden armor out the asshole. He's not gonna be able to move!" - Lori
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❓ Fellow farmers, what do you think? Should Kevin do as Lori commands or should the create the costume that he prefers?
Im no fan of fate but lori's cosplay of saber is bad, she looks less like the badass r63 of king Arthur and more like the bitchy rich rival in every shoujo romance ever not helped by her retarded posing that makes her eyes look as if they're about to pop and trying to hold her breath. At least with moo I can easily tell who it was supposed to be and it looked as if an iota of effort was put into it.

Tldr Lori's cosplay sucks more dick than a vampire porn star and makes moo look like a pro.
 
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