Grace Lavery / Joseph Lavery & Daniel M. Lavery / Mallory Ortberg - "Straight with extra steps" couple trooning out to avoid "dwindling into mere heterosexuality"

[Crunchy Leaf]

Another status seeking starfucker (in as much as Joe is a “star”) or some neurotic nutcase like Mallory.

Considering her prior history, Joe really found the perfectly conditioned victim in Mal. If this were 40 years ago, she’d be a moonie or People’s Church member.

Remember that Mallory is the daughter of an evangelical minister. The exvangelical > insane wokie pipeline is real.

 

[Potatis Salad]

Mallory appears to be starting the process of getting a "dick.":

I'm sure this will be the thing that finally makes her happy! Follow your dreams, girl!

(Side note: I predicted that Joe would encourage Mallory to get bottom surgery. I think he's probably cheerleading if not spearheading this process right now. Joe knows that getting a dick roll will harm Mallory, make her a less viable sex partner to people outside their "open relationship," and make her more dependent on him. All reasons for him to tell her he thinks it's a great idea.)

Meanwhile, Joe is having a meltdown on his Twitter over the concept that women should have rights and protections because they are women. Child brides? Menstrual huts? Bring it on! If your "women's rights" do not directly titillate Joe's girldick, he's not interested.

Can't believe those cunty TERFs do not recognize Joe's stunning contributions to the feminist cause. They should be giving him a blowjob of gratitude, not criticizing him!

This guy pretty much sums it up:


Meanwhile Joe has been posting his j.o. materials on Instagram: selfies with a heavy feminizing filter.
Expectation (describes himself in the caption as a "tranny milf"...sure Jan):

Reality:

 

[CobraPlissken]

Mallory appears to be starting the process of getting a skin roll "dick.":
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Imagine going through the trouble of getting your tits chopped off, yet people think you're still pre-op. She's always been chubby, but I wonder how much more weight she has gained after the surgery.

Also, that's 100% something someone as neurotic as her needs: a rotting appendage attached to her crotch, made by flaying her limbs and leaving them permanently and horribly scarred. Really nothing that will catapult her into a downwards spiral of doubt, insecurity and self-loathing.

 

[latter day taint]

Remember that Mallory is the daughter of an evangelical minister. The exvangelical > insane wokie pipeline is real.

One cult to anothet

 

[Easy Peasy]

Shit.. I know Mallory from somewhere
Not the slate stuff or the troon stuff. Like offline bullshit from back in the day. I need to go do some digging and see if i can add anything of note
Sorry for the autism, but seeing her name was like getting dragged back to the mid to late 2000s, early 2010s. An affinity for short sleeve button downs is yelling at my memory bank for some reason.

 

[mrae]

Without the Deanna Troi Empath Filter, it doesn't even look like he's trying to look like a woman.

Well, of course. Mallory must continue to mutilate herself while Joe puts the bare minimum of effort in and gets all the praise & attention.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Well, of course. Mallory must continue to mutilate herself while Joe puts the bare minimum of effort in and gets all the praise & attention.

Mallory trooned out to be a man, so Mallory gained an unthinkable amount of male privilege. She's lower on the oppression stack.

 

[Unpaid Emotional Labourer]

Mallory still hasn't gotten herself enough of being ground into dust by this talentless man, I see. Gonna get the arm flayed and the featureless corndog constructed? Well the necrosis and excruciating pain during urination attempts that last for hours due to the hesitation of the traumatized urethra should snuff out any spark of life or creativity remaining.

 

[Carnavoyeur]

I'm thinking after bottom surgery Mallory gets Joe's face tattooed over her face, so she can have the ultimate male privilege experience, and he can have the ultimate narcissist experience.

I get such weird Genesis P-Orridge/Lady Jaye vibes from these two, like they're trying to become each other or something.

 

[Cryin RN]

This thread deserves the sunlight, these two are PRIMED for meltdowns. Lavery reminds me of a skinny Rhys McKinnon, but with delusions of grandeur in other directions, and probably more competent at their tenure topic.

 

[Treasure Champs]

This thread deserves the sunlight, these two are PRIMED for meltdowns. Lavery reminds me of a skinny Rhys McKinnon, but with delusions of grandeur in other directions, and probably more competent at their tenure topic.

Hard agree. Joe and Rhys are separated at birth soul twins, both seething hives of barely-contained misogynistic rage that bursts out in all directions constantly. With hilarious consequences! At least if you're a kiwi farmer and watch this shitshow for the comedy value.

Joe, sadly, has a captive project on which to unleash all his woman-hating. He seems determined to utterly destroy Mallory until she's a quaking, anxious wreck (she's not far from it, honestly) able only to spout approved woke-speak, with a messed-up, hormone-riddled body, a useless arm, and an equally useless limp franken-dong, which he will no doubt post all over the internet ostensibly because of how 'proud' he is of her, but really so he can show off the extent to which he controls her and has eliminated every last despised female thing about her.

He reminds me of that dude in Game of Thrones who tortures Theon and cuts off his cock, except in reverse.

This is surely red meat for hungry farmers and ought to be out of the Prospering Grounds by now.

 

[Potatis Salad]

Definitely more competent than Rhys. But Joe will be so flattered that you think he's still skinny!
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ETA: Aside from the two extra chins, Joe's skin looks terrible in that pic. He looks a full decade older than he did at the start of his transition. And they're always raving about how great estrogen is for the complexion. I'm throwing it out there that he's drinking again.

Hmm, @Stowaway, you seem to have overlooked a few of Joe's recent pics where he looks even more feminine and lovely. I submit for your consideration:

His real-life grossness just heightens the contrast to the Faceapp coom pics he keeps posting. I guarantee that he jacks off to these:

There are fully a dozen of these type of comments from handmaids who somehow don't realize that the pic is basically a digital cartoon:

 

[homewayhalf]

The fact that his handmaidens are heterosexual females says everything about how male Joe is.

 

[Coach Kreeton Of All That]

2010 5th St. #576
Berkeley, CA 94710

 

[Potatis Salad]

2010 5th St. #576
Berkeley, CA 94710

This is old. They left California just over a year ago and moved to Carroll Gardens, Brooklyn. Joe announced that he would "commute" back to Berkeley to teach his classes. He actually did it for a few months until COVID shut it down.

 

[ZeeMarin]

Why does Joe always have beard shadow?

 

[Potatis Salad]

Why does Joe always have beard shadow?

Same reason Jon Hamm always has beard shadow: he has a dark beard and only occasionally bothers to get a close shave.
If you're asking why Joe doesn't bother to shave, it's because he doesn't give a shit about passing. He is a fetishist. He wants to prance around in lingerie, take selfies of his flabby moobs, make people use feminine pronouns, refer to himself as a girl or a whore or a milf, and use his "queer" status as a license to be inappropriately sexual in any and all situations. He has no interest whatsoever in being a woman. Cooming is the totality of his raison d'etroon..

 

[Annoyed]

It’s unbelievable how Joe looks worse every day. Guess the miraculous effects of estrogen on a transwoman’s skin (this was actually a talking point during his talk about the Silence of the Lambs and how it makes troons look bad and yes it was related to Buffalo Bill’s skinning his victims I’m not kidding I wish I were) are vastly exaggerated.

 

[Nothing To See Here]

It says something about how badly these couple have fucked themselves physically and medically that I couldn't tell whether that was the male or female one until I saw the dick bulge lol. They've both achieved a kind of androgyny by morphing into terminally ugly inbreeds.

 

[squirreltail]

It says something about how badly these couple have fucked themselves physically and medically that I couldn't tell whether that was the male or female one until I saw the dick bulge lol. They've both achieved a kind of androgyny by morphing into terminally ugly inbreeds.

the true horror story will be when they have a baby