Containment What will happen when Barb dies?

I'm pretty sure there have been some worse things uploaded by Chris himself that he's done and not only that, it's a part of Christory, gatekeeping it for no one else to ever get a chance to see would be such a shame.

It's not like Chris would even get offended anyway, he probably wouldn't even remember it and he has far more complicated situations on his mind...
 
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Flavius Anthemius said:
it's a part of Christory, gatekeeping it for no one else to ever get a chance to see would be such a shame.
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A bunch of spergs on the internet determining that one particularly exceptional sperg is worthy of documentation doesn't mean we have the right to know everything about the guy, Admittedly, I'm just waiting for Barb to croak because I can't stand the cringe of the merge and it will make things significantly more interesting, but I don't necessarily wish to see the direct aftermath. As hollow as I am, I think there are boundaries, same goes with the Bob tape. He's a person. A shitty one, but still.
 
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Probably An Autist said:
A bunch of spergs on the internet determining that one particularly exceptional sperg is worthy of documentation doesn't mean we have the right to know everything about the guy, Admittedly, I'm just waiting for Barb to croak because I can't stand the cringe of the merge and it will make things significantly more interesting, but I don't necessarily wish to see the direct aftermath. As hollow as I am, I think there are boundaries, same goes with the Bob tape. He's a person. A shitty one, but still.
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Is there anything that we don't know about Chris?
 
Beast Machines Megatron said:
What they had for breakfast this morning maybe?
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Two Number Nine's, a Number Nine large, a Number Six with extra dip, a Number Seven, two Number Forty Five's, one with cheese, and a large Fanta.

Seriously, though, I heard someone sent CWC a gift credit card with intention to find out his spending habits; the vast majority of expenses was indeed McDolan's.

Just to stay on topic, given how Barb given up cooking after both Bob and Chris had once refused to eat dinner, after she croaks, I am well beyond sure that one aspect of CWC life will remain unchanged.
 
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GherkinRealness said:
No its not been released and Null and Alec both agree to not do so in respect for Chris: anyone else would appreciate the same decency. I expect it would only get released after Chris's passing, if at all.
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Do we know that both Null and/or Alec have listened to the black tape to determine that? Is there any indication at all about what it contained?
 
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Alright I am going to throw my hat on this. When Barb kicks the bucket I can only see it happening this way (this is going to be a long one so wear comfortable pants) I am going to use male pronouns since he does not know what transgender really means.
1) Chris is going to freak out, and want on twitter about how is he going to handle the funeral and how he is going to keep the house.
2) Weens and scammers are going to do a fundraiser on his it is going to succeed (after all everybody has a soft spot for him)
3) The creditors are going to descend on Chris house, I am pretty sure that they are going to use his mental illness as an excuse why he can't pay his debt and take away the house, and ask to be part of the state (I can even see Cole giving testing against Chris to be in a hospital)
A) If the court agrees it be the last time we hear from him again, they usually don't allow cameras in and after a few weens sneak in footage of Chris (being sad and lonely because mental hospitals are a hell on earth) the hospital is going to ban all visits for Chris and that be the end of his story.
B) If the court denies it, than Chris might be at a better spot and here is why. For one he will have a few years before he has to leave that will give white knights and some Kiwis some time to get his shot in order (and yes people are going to help him we all have a soft spot for Chris). He is going to stay in a small studio complaining that he can't fit all his toys there and how he has to sell most of them to stay afloat. However it won't last forever because he will push the people that is helping him and be completely homeless, than he will be untroubled with the law and when he gets arrested he might meet a counselor that he won't listen too and be in and out of the American law system (but it will be entertaining though).
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Chris is not going to have a good future and even if he gets the help he needs there no way he is going to be functional adult. All we can hope for is one more saga before it all tumbles down.
 
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Perhaps Barb is actually a witch and has been consuming the souls of all the Chandler family pets, in order to prolong her own life. When she realized that souls of mere animals could no longer completely halt her aging process, she used her sinister witch power over insects to attack and infect Bob for his soul. Chris adopting all the current cats and dogs is just Barb manipulating her son to provide her with fresh sacrifices, while she prepares for an unholy rite to take over Chris's body. The trooning out was orchestrated by Barb in order to make the soul transfer go smoother. Chris sperging out about the merge and magic is a convenient cover so no one notices Barb's own malicious and dark rituals.
 
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I guess those of us who said he'd give up this possession shit when Barb died have been proven wrong.
 
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Would all the hoarding turn barb into a trash mummy
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Chris would wrap Barb in toilet paper and put her in a sarcophagus made of old MLP Toy Boxes, Transformers Boxes, Empty Cases of Orange Fanta, thrown away repair manuals for the caravan and several old atkins diet books.
 
Holiday Special said:
I've read account of cops who found dead hoarders, they end up melting into the hoard. It would be Barb's ultimate desire, but only if Chris leaves her there for several months.
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You're not wrong. In Japan, they have their own type of hoarders, but to more extreme degrees. One was buried under trash in their living room. That person was dead for a while, so when a cleanup crew came in, they found the body and once that was cleaned up, you could see the outline of the body on the hardwood floor similar to a chalk line, but instead of chalk, the line was dirt and grime from the hoard.
 
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