Twitter 2/25/2021 - News about MLP G5 breaks; Chris ends the Sonichu role-playing

What if he actually shows up at Hasbro HQ and attacks one of the employees? I'd actually pay money to see that.

Fuck it he's too lazy for that.
Actually, I can see him gather a group of bronies (the ones that don't hate him) enablers, and maybe white knights (the ones who have limits to defending Chris), protesting in front of Hasbro HQ, considering if he's paid attention to the riots last summer and got the idea from that in hopes that they can make a change. It'll end in failure like everything else Chris has done.
 
Well shit. One day and boom, thats one answered.

39! One more year till the big 4-0!

Will this be the year Chris finally get tired of being Sonichu and drops the act?
Answer: YES.

Will this be the year Chris tases himself resulting in either injury, premature death, another housefire, or a combination of all three?
Answer:

Will this be the year the prophesied Dimentional Merge comes to pass, or will Chris be left disappointed yet again?
Answer:

Will this be the year that Barb finally dies?
Answer:

Only time will tell...
 
Of course Chris only cares about the real issues

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Not sure if this is worthy of a thread but Chris is screaming at every G5 promotional tweet whining about how it's like MLP Generation 3

EDIT: THANKS MODS
But didn't Chris get into MLP because of G3?
 
Heh I like to imagine that Barb or someone else told him "Well it's Chris's Birthday not Sonichu's so I didn't bother to get anything for you" and he cut that shit out real quick.
Or maybe he was presented with the taser and suddenly decided Sonichu couldn't zap to the extreme.
 
His tweet replies in a nutshell
Bronies: They are adorable.
Chris: They are G3 remake, not G5.
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I don't know his goals if he replies G3 to users who like it
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Knowing Chris is pissed about it, someone made a fanart with a Sonichu reference.
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I don't know if Chris wants them to block him
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His tweet replies in a nutshell
Bronies: They are adorable.
Chris: They are G3 remake, not G5.
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I don't know his goals if he replies G3 to users who like it
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Knowing Chris is pissed about it, someone made a fanart with a Sonichu reference.
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I don't know if Chris wants them to block him
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OMG, Chris STFU already. Nobody cares, and this is the reason people hate Chris. This is a cartoon for young girls, not for overweight 40-year-old incels who live with their mother.
 
I can already fucking see some ween convincing him that G5 and 5G are connected or some shit and that they cause autism or ass cancer or something.
They don't even need to make up stories like that anymore. They just roleplay with Chris for a day or two and then say "Oh by the way, you have ass cancer now and the only way to get it out in time is to operate on yourself."
 
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