Twitter 2/25/2021 - News about MLP G5 breaks; Chris ends the Sonichu role-playing

... am I missing something?
It's literally the same shit they've been churning out for the last decade. Just in 3D.
Honestly I kind of want to see Chris make a indepth video explaining the differences between this and what came before it because I SURE AS FUCK CAN'T.
 
Nigga claims to be a deity leading a multiverse changing event that will forever transform existence as we know it.

Nigga can't even keep some random, irrelevant cartoon for preteen girls made by mere mortals from happening.

That's pretty weak.
Maybe it's because he's only the deity of things Commodore related, a useless goddess of a defunct brand and bankrupt company.
 
Oh, new pony related series.

Chris protested the shit out of Equestria Girls...until he saw it. Then he absolutely loved it to the point he cosplayed as the DJ character a few times.

I garuntee he'll flip on G5 really fast in September (that's when the movie will hit Netflix) and he'll start supporting it. From what I know, the main character this time around is the orange horse who is treated as the 'weirdo' in her community because they aren't on the same level as her with the whole 'friendship' thing (or so the Enertainment Today article blurb I found on google says), so he might even relate to her as Night Star 2.0.

Either way, it's stupid shit only Chris would consider severe enough that he had to drop character finally.

A global pandemic that's claimed millions of lives, shut down entire nations, crippled economies, and has impacted the lives of seven billion people. Biden has been in office barely a month after a likely rigged and stolen election and he's already trying to restrict the Constitutional rights and civil liberties of Americans, flood the country with illegal aliens and give them citizenship so they'll vote for his party, and he's kicking off war in the Middle-East once again after Trump ended it. China and Iran are growing increasingly hostile. The US is heading towards inflation and economic ruin with debt levels never before seen. Sick and twisted people are pushing to normalize pedophilia and changing the system to allow children to undergo irreversible medical treatments and procedures to change their gender, even if it's against their parents will. People's lives are being ruined and their careers ended by mentally deranged people over social media posts and having the "wrong" political views. Freedom of speech is under attack.

Chris: Fuck all that stupid bullshit. Who cares about unimportant crap like that? My pony show is changing and I don't like it!
 
MLPG5 reminds me of Skylanders

Didn’t Chris like Skylanders?
 
It took a pony cartoon to get Chris to "return" after "leaving" because a pony cartoon convention was cancelled.

Can you imagine being Sonichu and having to endure Chris' body for a year?

(I thought Chris would "stay in ToonWorld" until the "New Normal" ended and pony conventions resumed - so possibly never.)
 
A global pandemic that's claimed millions of lives, shut down entire nations, crippled economies, and has impacted the lives of seven billion people. Biden has been in office barely a month after a likely rigged and stolen election and he's already trying to restrict the Constitutional rights and civil liberties of Americans, flood the country with illegal aliens and give them citizenship so they'll vote for his party, and he's kicking off war in the Middle-East once again after Trump ended it. China and Iran are growing increasingly hostile. The US is heading towards inflation and economic ruin with debt levels never before seen. Sick and twisted people are pushing to normalize pedophilia and changing the system to allow children to undergo irreversible medical treatments and procedures to change their gender, even if it's against their parents will. People's lives are being ruined and their careers ended by mentally deranged people over social media posts and having the "wrong" political views. Freedom of speech is under attack.

Chris: Fuck all that stupid bullshit. Who cares about unimportant crap like that? My pony show is changing and I don't like it!
Yes but Chris tried to use his incredible psychic powers to stop the pandemic! so he could attend a My Little Pony convention
 
This dude's not in the middle of his life, with his health he's dead by 2030.

Yeah, what with how horrible Chris' diet, health and hygiene have been his whole life, living in a filthy house with animal waste all over, and becoming homeless shortly after his mother dies, he's going to be damn lucky to make it to 55.
 
See you never then Chris, this is actually good cause he's getting off the internet
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See you never then Chris, this is actually good cause he's getting off the internet
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god if i may quote the dude, those hash tags are painful to read. Not only that but of all the things that cancel culture will go after from a star wars actor who didn't put up a black screen when Georgie died, to a show about hell and an assassination group based in hell. I doubt Chris will have cancel culture to back him up on this one. Though I have to wonder if he's aware of the whole MR. Potato Head debacle and how everyone's rasing a stink about it and Hasbro just so happens to be the company behind The toy, Only time will tell if he returns to twitter or posts his "last tweet" mentioning the incident as clout to why his mlp g5 protests matters to.

He's just a modern day Don Quixote, charging at the windmills thinking they're some great monster that if he slays them he'll be lauded and praised as a great hero. Only to fall flat on his fat ass again and again never seeing the world for what it is.
 
god if i may quote the dude, those hash tags are painful to read. Not only that but of all the things that cancel culture will go after from a star wars actor who didn't put up a black screen when Georgie died, to a show about hell and an assassination group based in hell. I doubt Chris will have cancel culture to back him up on this one. Though I have to wonder if he's aware of the whole MR. Potato Head debacle and how everyone's rasing a stink about it and Hasbro just so happens to be the company behind The toy, Only time will tell if he returns to twitter or posts his "last tweet" mentioning the incident as clout to why his mlp g5 protests matters to.

He's just a modern day Don Quixote, charging at the windmills thinking they're some great monster that if he slays them he'll be lauded and praised as a great hero. Only to fall flat on his fat ass again and again never seeing the world for what it is.
The Potato Head thing is too complicated for Chris, plus more importantly he doesn’t play with that particular toy so he probably doesn’t care.
 
Normally I would say that it's a good thing whenever anyone who spends too much (any) time on Twatter says they're going to step back for a while and follows through, because it allows them to get away from that toxic circle-jerking hugbox and experience real life for a change. But with Chris, all it means is he'll just be spending more time playing video games, watching little kids cartoons, and tugging on his bent little dick, so no meaningful difference will happen.
 
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