DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[grump]

"Maybe we could blackmail her into getting back with Phil for some drama content"
You're a despicable fucking menace to everyone around you. Your probably family hates you, and if they don't, show them what you just posted and see how that works out. You're the villain, not some dude who's hanging out with the ex of that fat, white streamer man. You.
You see the posts about detractors often being bigger retards than Phil and you decide to post this outright malicious shit. I legitimately want you to explain your thought process in posting this was.

I'm not going to heroine worship her like some people but I have nothing against Leanna. Blahblahblah leave her alone...I get where thats coming from but still I would find a proper interview with her extremely interesting.

Aside from Dave, she alone has the keys to the kingdom. Unprecedented close knowledge of the inner working of the Pigpen during crucial formative years. Knowledge not even Khet would have assuming she associates with Phil. Stuff maybe even Phil himself has forgotten or suppressed from his 'mind'.

She is an untapped goldmine that could crack the darkest, juiciest, most intimate secrets of the Kingdom of Dave wide open to the world if she so chose.

In an age where women go blabbing on the talk show or social media circus about the slightest thing in their life there are so many questions I could ask her but she remains silent.

What force of nature could bring a young lady to associate with and dare we say attempt the task of caring about this creature? Money only takes you so far and she appeared to be the one person on earth who seemed at least at one point to want a relationship with Phil which I frankly find to be a mindblowing thing.

Why does she continue to cover for phil, a truly awful person who obviously has done quite a bit of wrong to her, even from the little we can see is extremely intriguing. I can only assume she gets the mistaken impression that we're her enemies or would do something bad to her and that is a shame.

PS To be frank the notion that there was ever an active feud between tractors and Leanna is mostly an exaggeration. It a fallacy that Dave cooked up/helped reinforce as if Kiwifarms was running ops on Leanna or she reads this site when the reality was it was mainly phil's chat and fans fighting with her with Phil egging them on. Sort of like how Kiwifarms somehow drove Khet off the internet because some random troll in phil's chat called her a horse one day.

Its sad when some reinforce this mistaken notion that Leanna and many people seem to have though.

 

[LucyDropper]

Honestly man, DSP makes his own content as much as people talk shit about his antics. Leave him alone to his own devices and he'll always think of a way to start a new saga. He's a pigroach and a beggar and will never stop being as such but never forget another thing he's good at.

Seriously stop being a fucking autist.

 

[DontEatSilicaGel]

I'm not going to heroine worship her like some people but I have nothing against Leanna. Blahblahblah leave her alone...I get where thats coming from but still I would find a proper interview with her extremely interesting.

I've spent the last 2 years living in the fourth of his five rubbish bins, waiting for him to throw out the lemon PC with her nudes on. Although there's a good chance he'll try flushing it down the toilet.

 

[PieceofShet]

I’ll answer the question I think you were trying to ask, he only made it to the first checkpoint in the game.

sry for my english.

But that doesnt sounds right. He got to the first checkpoint before break. What was he doing in the last 90mins or so?

 

[Massively Strong Greed]

sry for my english.

But that doesnt sounds right. He got to the first checkpoint before break. What was he doing in the last 90mins or so?

Continually failing to make it to the end of level 1.

 

[Full Race Replay]

It’s obvious these newfags are Phil fans who believe everything he says about us. Phil claims we go out of our way to harass and doxx him and acquaintances in wwe champions and real life because he’s “just a gamer”, so they come on and try to egg us on to doxx people like leannas new boyfriend for no reason. Hold the line

 

[fuckshitsnake]

The gayopping tard is out of the picture and we can all get back to what we do best and cherish most: Pointing and laughing at the pigroach rolling around in his own filth while the paypig circlejerk continues dumping more filth onto him. I'm willing to bet big money that pigroach is going to leverage this for more pity bucks despite the fact that little reddit degenerate got BTFO in record time. Great job all around on that one, gentlemen.

What I'm mostly wondering about now is if he'll try to whip up some croc tears or overdrive begging when this sperg stunt & another series of thrashings in Street Fighter push him over the edge tonight. I guess that'll mostly depend on if the usual whales are primed and ready to defend their gout god with a shield of pity tips.

 

[Swirling weeb]

To everyone that feels complied to push the piggy along on his road to the unemployment office just look here look listen alright?
Human nature says that one must learn from their mistakes in Phil’s case that has never applied he’s always had a bail out he always scurried away like the roach he is there’s gonna be one day where the magical way out won’t be there and he will not be able to do anything about it because he never learned a god damn thing
Just sit back and relax enjoy the shitshow

 

[LucyDropper]

I'm not going to heroine worship her like some people but I have nothing against Leanna. Blahblahblah leave her alone...I get where thats coming from but still I would find a proper interview with her extremely interesting.

Aside from Dave, she alone has the keys to the kingdom. Unprecedented close knowledge of the inner working of the Pigpen during crucial formative years. Knowledge not even Khet would have assuming she associates with Phil. Stuff maybe even Phil himself has forgotten or suppressed from his 'mind'.

She is an untapped goldmine that could crack the darkest, juiciest, most intimate secrets of the Kingdom of Dave wide open to the world if she so chose.

In an age where women go blabbing on the talk show or social media circus about the slightest thing in their life there are so many questions I could ask her but she remains silent.

What force of nature could bring a young lady to associate with and dare we say attempt the task of caring about this creature. Money only takes you so far and she appeared to be the one person on earth who seemed at least at one point to want a relationship with Phil which I frankly find to be a mindblowing thing.

Why does she continue to cover for phil, a truly awful person who obviously has done quite a bit of wrong to her, even from the little we can see is extremely intriguing. I can only assume she gets the mistaken impression that we're her enemies or would do something bad to her and that is a shame.

I really don't think she see's it as covering for Phil, I think she's truly just moved on from that part of her life and just don't want to dwell on it any further than she has already. From what I've seen about her she seems pretty happy and content with her life, and thats really the best revenge you can get on someone who's wronged you. I'm happy for her personally after all that.

 

[Trappin in the Trap]

I'm not going to heroine worship her like some people but I have nothing against Leanna. Blahblahblah leave her alone...I get where thats coming from but still I would find a proper interview with her extremely interesting.

Aside from Dave, she alone has the keys to the kingdom. Unprecedented close knowledge of the inner working of the Pigpen during crucial formative years. Knowledge not even Khet would have assuming she associates with Phil. Stuff maybe even Phil himself has forgotten or suppressed from his 'mind'.

She is an untapped goldmine that could crack the darkest, juiciest, most intimate secrets of the Kingdom of Dave wide open to the world if she so chose.

In an age where women go blabbing on the talk show or social media circus about the slightest thing in their life there are so many questions I could ask her but she remains silent.

What force of nature could bring a young lady to associate with and dare we say attempt the task of caring about this creature. Money only takes you so far and she appeared to be the one person on earth who seemed at least at one point to want a relationship with Phil which I frankly find to be a mindblowing thing.

Why does she continue to cover for phil, a truly awful person who obviously has done quite a bit of wrong to her, even from the little we can see is extremely intriguing. I can only assume she gets the mistaken impression that we're her enemies or would do something bad to her and that is a shame.

I agree that getting info from Leanna would be super interesting. The question why would she want to associate with anything relating to Phil? You said "Money only takes you so far" and that Phil is "a truly awful person who obviously has done quite a bit of wrong to her". That says enough about why she would avoid the DSPhere.
She fucked out of Phil's life and has nothing to gain from doing an interview. Who would even facilitate it? She was a teen that possibly got groomed by a guy she was starstruck with. The last thing she needs is to actively bring that shit back into her life just to give us something to laugh at. Ultimately, nothing good comes from associating with Phil, and going back into this shot would be stupid.

 

[King DDT]

It reeks of that self-help "will it into existence" horseshit for sure.

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On Pigpiggo hits for positive, positivity and positively are in the thousands, and go basically back to 2011 as the start of the over-usage.

This dude has got to have a hormonal imbalance or some shit. He's had bitch tits for close to a decade.

Can't believe I missed some primo autistic cringe by deciding to make brunch instead of checking the Farms.
Hard to believe Cheery Muppet is anything but some fucking gayop by a fan. @Surly Muppet I think your posts have been hitting a little too close to home.

 

[CoomerCouch]

Phil just claimed that "cleansing the palate" came from painters wiping their palette clean of paint so they could start fresh. He legitimately didn't know that they were different words until his chat informed him otherwise, and afterward said "I know they're different words, I made it up. I wanted to see if you guys would go with it"

Holy fuck he can't ever admit when he's wrong. He even has to play dumb about being dumb.

 

[Gramh]

We need to get DSP a book on idioms and etymology of those idioms, I believe they crafted just such a book.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Honestly man, DSP makes his own content as much as people talk shit about his antics. Leave him alone to his own devices and he'll always think of a way to start a new saga. He's a pigroach and a beggar and will never stop being as such but never forget another thing he's good at.

Seriously stop being a fucking autist.

While you're so good at lying (you should be.....that's all you do) you should really work on the lie itself because they suck.

 

[King DDT]

Phil just claimed that "cleansing the palate" came from painters wiping their palette clean of paint so they could start fresh. He legitimately didn't know that they were different words until his chat informed him otherwise, and afterward said "I know they're different words, I made it up. I wanted to see if you guys would go with it"

Holy fuck he can't ever admit when he's wrong. He even has to play dumb about being dumb.

Everyone has had moments like this where you're just flat-out wrong about something or you're just ignorant of the truth. It's totally fine. Learning new things and being corrected is just part of life but Dave somehow has consistently gotten everything he's learned wrong. This shit goes up there with the Rainy Day Fund nonsense.
I wanna know why he's so hesitant to ever be corrected about things like this. Is it just the standard run-of-the-mill narcissism? Or does he have some real deep seated insecurity regarding his intelligence?

 

[The Clown Dimension]

SuperBlindMan did NOT appreciate his birthday card

Here's the link to the full card itself

 

[Comma]

DSP is extra giddy and going into clownmode a lot during this pre-stream. Some whale probably messaged him behind the scenes that they're going to open their wallet today.

 

[Kumquatacus]

Comments like Cheery Muppet is exactly the ammo Phil needs and utilises to further cement the "us vs them" mentality and secure sympathy-bucks from his wheelchairs. If not for comments like that, Phil's wheelchairs would be less inclined to throw their money at him to stand in support and solidarity against the "mentally ill detractors" and the worst part is, Cheery's comments actually add some validity to the "mentally ill" claim which in turn tarnishes the reputations of Phil's less radical critics and therefore any genuine criticisms against Phil will go unseen by his fans since they'll pay the most attention to people like Cheery.

Cheery seems to want to Phil to fail, but is ironically turning him into some sort of martyr.

 

[Iron Hamster]

DSP is extra giddy and going into clownmode a lot during this pre-stream. Some whale probably messaged him behind the scenes that they're going to open their wallet today.

He's ecstatic thinking the 'detractors' went after a shill.

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

Immediately after we just finished talking about the SoK and the whole fucked up paranoid us/them mentality, too, someone stomps into the thread talking about "being on the losing side".

Fucking close the tab, man, for real.