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When Phil mentions that YOU giving him money, you "own the detractors", it reminds me of those old 80's televangelist that are still around today saying "If you give me money, you'll get that job promotion." Except in Phil's case, you'll only hear him stop bitching about money until the night stream.
I was just going through a bunch of joyful oblivion's khantributions on PPG to see if anything stood out, and one thing I notice is that he usually never includes a message with his tip/cheer/sub. Its also possible (and more likely IMO) that he does include a message and DSP just doesn't read it. Its probably some embarrassing or retarded message, and phil just says "thank you for the khantribution, I really appreciate the help", and moves on. I also noticed that most of his khantributions were $5, $10 or less (via tip and cheer), which tells me that he really cant afford to give the pig extra money. This was UNTIL Feb of last year, where he gave a $50 tip. There were a few other tips throughout the year, but notice these last couple of days of "support" are happening in Feb again. More than likely a tax refund, or some other government assistance (stimulus, whatever). The point being, this is more than likely another fag that doesn't get any recognition or attention anywhere else (pastryarchy) comes to mind, so the only way he can get it is through Phil's stream.

Imagine not having extra disposable income (he probably works a min wage job, like pastryarchy), and the one time a year you get extra money, all you can hope for in life is being the top tipper on a DSP stream.. I know I'm not breaking any news here, but THESE are the type of people that are saying things like "trolls lost", and "trolls owned". Giving your hard earned government assistance money to PHIL BURNELL is how you "win" in life..
 
he is so stupid and uncharismatic that complaining is the only thing he can do in a conversation.

Big true! This is a common trait of blowhards all over the world. Notice how DSP's positive reviews of something are always vague and brief, even dispassionate, but get him on a negative tangent and he'll go off for long stretches of time about why he thinks something sucks.

In many ways this is the flipside to the fanboy/shill issue where no matter how shit something is, there's a simp who will praise it because it has [insert franchise here] in the title. DSP thinks he's above these types, but not really. If you can't articulate why you like something but can produce passionate monologues about why you hate something, it says a whole lot about your personality.

This in and of itself is obviously hilarious because DSP fetishizes pahsitivity. This is also why I will always call bullshit on his explanation as to why he is the "King of Hate" because he's fuelled by the hatred of others. Nah faggot, it's because you're a toxic negative as fuck dickhead that only knows how to shit-talk, rant, complain and be cynical.
 
a toxic negative as fuck dickhead that only knows how to shit-talk, rant, complain and be cynical.
...who also can't take a fraction of the shit he dishes out. Getting under his skin is piss easy and as soon as you do he turns into a fainting southern belle with the vaypuhs. He'd be 1000% more charming if he'd engage and throw down with the bantz but he was obviously the meek non-entity who got nailed as the social punching bag on day two of high school and just never recovered.
 
...who also can't take a fraction of the shit he dishes out. Getting under his skin is piss easy and as soon as you do he turns into a fainting southern belle with the vaypuhs. He'd be 1000% more charming if he'd engage and throw down with the bantz but he was obviously the meek non-entity who got nailed as the social punching bag on day two of high school and just never recovered.

A quintessential crybully.
 
What was it that started DSP’s obsession with the word “positive” anyway? I vaguely remember him starting to use it after Leanna dumped his ass, or perhaps after Machinima tossed him aside. It reeks of something he’d pick up after a night of gin pounding and watching a self help Tedtalk YouTube video through tears.
 
What was it that started DSP’s obsession with the word “positive” anyway? I vaguely remember him starting to use it after Leanna dumped his ass, or perhaps after Machinima tossed him aside. It reeks of something he’d pick up after a night of gin pounding and watching a self help Tedtalk YouTube video through tears.
I have no doubt it's some kind of corporate horseshit he had to sit through to get him to stop being toxic in the workplace and thinks it actually applies to the real world when he doesn't get his way. He is a living example that it doesn't work.
 
What was it that started DSP’s obsession with the word “positive” anyway? I vaguely remember him starting to use it after Leanna dumped his ass, or perhaps after Machinima tossed him aside. It reeks of something he’d pick up after a night of gin pounding and watching a self help Tedtalk YouTube video through tears.
It's always been a personal theory of mine that he was at some point told by someone of influence (maybe a talent developer at Machinima or something) that if he wanted a shot at chances for sponsorships etcetera that be couldn't he such a negative dickhead all the time, and Phil being Phil took this to mean that all the work he'd need to put in is saying his stream content was positive, and in the meantime the greed in his brain linked "people like positivity" to "people give money to things they like".

Through some weirdo version of the transitive property, Phil thinks that being (or in his case just saying) positive means he will get more money.
 
This in and of itself is obviously hilarious because DSP fetishizes pahsitivity. This is also why I will always call bullshit on his explanation as to why he is the "King of Hate" because he's fuelled by the hatred of others. Nah faggot, it's because you're a toxic negative as fuck dickhead that only knows how to shit-talk, rant, complain and be cynical.
You can see it in his face whenever he starts calling a game trash. He wears a big, smug grin as he reads his chat and says bullshit like "People think this game is good?!"
He gets a genuine rush out of talking shit, especially if he thinks he's providing irrefutable proof for it. Watch his rant against Swagginz when he calls him a "fanboy who needs to stop being blind." Phil absolutely loves to deride and hold people in contempt. He loves to kick people while they're down (ProJared).
The only reason he preaches about "muh pahsitivity" is because he wants to treat being mean to him as an absolute crime. He wishes he could be the one that gets to take the piss out of people on the internet without consequence, but he can't because he's always being followed by people cracking wise about shit like his bankruptcy and gambling addiction. His complaints about cancel culture and "Can't say that anymore!" jokes just shows that he's still the same bitter pile of shit he always was, he just can't show it anymore and he hates that.
 
I have no doubt it's some kind of corporate horseshit he had to sit through to get him to stop being toxic in the workplace and thinks it actually applies to the real world when he doesn't get his way. He is a living example that it doesn't work.
Oh, it has to be! I see Phil as someone that walked around that helicopter support company like a big dick in the locker room. "Dood, my dad works here! I can get you fired for talking to me that way!" *snort* and showing off how "smart" he was with his business degree.
 
Okay, one bin is for yard waste. But why does he have three bins if he only can legally use one every two weeks?v

Because instead of adjusting how much waste he generates and how he gets rid of it to fit around local regulations, he'd rather have extra bins so he can hoard trash in his garage and then just mock Wahshington for being "lol greenies" from his dusty office. It's not his fault he's throwing away mountains of paper plates and cat litter on a bi-weekly basis, he did everything correct!

Hmmm, are there any pictures of Dave wearing shoes with laces? From the few times his feet show up on stream he's barefoot while "working". Might have to go back to the vacation vlogs to see if his legs show up in any of the footage.

I'm assuming you're new if you don't know the New Balance lore. He's had the same shoes for over a decade.

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Remember; he didn't learn how to ride a bike not out of stupidity but out of racially charged fear of being mugged for his bike. He's a retard yes but there is no fear involved in tying laces, and honestly you can get away with tying your laces only a few times a year if you just slide your foot inside them everyday while they're tied.
 
What was it that started DSP’s obsession with the word “positive” anyway? I vaguely remember him starting to use it after Leanna dumped his ass, or perhaps after Machinima tossed him aside. It reeks of something he’d pick up after a night of gin pounding and watching a self help Tedtalk YouTube video through tears.

It reeks of that self-help "will it into existence" horseshit for sure.



On Pigpiggo hits for positive, positivity and positively are in the thousands, and go basically back to 2011 as the start of the over-usage.
 
Phil, I dont care about your stupid, dumb wife. Much like I would assume the rest of the people here dont care about her. What I have a problem with, is when you say stupid shit like this, that is a blatant lie, and try to paint yourself as an innocent lets player, that doesn't scam, lie, or hurt people. Coincidentally, the person you're hurting the most besides yourself, is your WIFE! Your mobile game addiction causes you to lie to not only your fans, but yourself, and your wife. Try and cover it up all you want with all these mental gymnastics, but there is so much evidence of the type of person you REALLY ARE. Direct rant word for word



"If you wanna make a joke on my stream, about me, about gameplay, about I need money for something.. Those are all things that are fair game. They're fair game, why? I'll tell you why, because that's part of my stream. My stream is about gameplay, my stream is about, you know, this being a business. If I need help, yes, I do ask you guys for help. This is all matter of factly true. If you wanna make fun of me for that kinda stuff, that I put myself out there on a daily basis, and its you know, fair game stuff."

And there he is 20 mins later making fun of wings, LTG, and other streamers. And what do you do? Ban the first guy ASKING you why you're making fun of them. But you JUST SAID people can make fun of you and your streams, as long as it's not about your wife..
 
"Give me $30 and I'll blow you a kiss, that's fucking absurd. I'd never do something like that. Why would anyone pay to have someone turn on their webcam, I would never do anything like that, I just play because I love games" "No, I don't denigrate those streamers that attract children to their streams by the things they do, even though it could be considered immoral." His lack of self-awareness is very high tonight, must be very excited for the upcoming whale tip.
 
Probably been told by a whale that money is coming. That's usually the reason.
actually, now that you mention it, it started after the joyful_oblivion tip. Given this idiot's khantributions over the last couple of days Phil is probably expecting more.

He's now talking shit about Wings of Diabetes

According to DSP, literally anything goes here, and we don't care who gets hurt along the way. And he Implied we have anything to do with that gayops loser just cos he posted twice desperate for attention.

We're losers, but also we make fun of the losers that tips to troll Phil. Loserception.
 
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