DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Is there a clip of this?

 

[Iron Hamster]

He's like a One piece character.

So..........One Piece of Shit?

 

[Kosher Dill]

it implies Mommy Burnell would go LOOK PHILLY A COW! WHAT DO COWS SAY? and Phil would go "Moo?"

But what does the owl say?

 

[Massively Strong Greed]

But what does the owl say?

DSP Sings It - What Does The Pig Say

A tribute to the great man himself and to all the toxic content creators and toxic stream chatters that make this guys khantent not only bearable but down ri...

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[Sparkletor 2.0]

One bin is obviously a blue recycle bin. The one next to it looks like a dark green yard waste bin. So only the other two are trash bins, debunked!

Question: Why does Phil have a bin for yard waste when the condo association does all the landscaping and yardwork?

 

[Pargon]

Question: Why does Phil have a bin for yard waste when the condo association does all the landscaping and yardwork?

Some places with HOAs that do yard work still let you plant your own stuff to some degree. There's often waste from stuff like that.

With that in mind and assuming Phil has never misused that bin I'm sure there's seven years' worth of dust on it.

 

[Iron Hamster]

I would love to watch DSP in a vacuum play Baldur's Gate 1, I have a feeling without hand holding he wouldn't make it past the tutorial.

Rename it Bal-licker's Gate with Hogan on the cover and you're golden.

Unemployed Kat arc soon...

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If this is true (don't think so), maybe the lazy cunt should work more than two or three times a week and not skip work when there is some snow, then she might get what she wants.

He is absolutely setting up his next scam of claiming she's unemployed (if she's even still there) and how everyone else has to bail him out instead of him getting a second or even real job. There's no way she could just quit (if she's even still there) because he needs the money........he really does. <- That's the biggest giveaway.

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

Theory: He's lying in one aspect of his explanation of why he can't go overtime when mommy Khet is at home. I'd say she isn't very pleased when he yells like a lunatic and begs through closed doors. You know, he isn't ashamed to lie and faint danger to anonymous strangers who can't fight back. But Khet of the same household knows better than them and can actually ask WTF he's doing. Keeping secrets to certain people to fake excellency isn't unusual for him or narcissists

But it's just a theory.
A Theo-theory.

I wonder how many straight up lies he's told his wife about what he does, his financials, etc. I imagine she'd have to know about the bankruptcy, but I don't know why she'd stay with him after that. Maybe she knows how much money he's "making" and wants to quit because he can clearly support both of them, and all this bullshit about crime in what essentially amounts to a distended suburb of Seattle is just a cover story.

Maybe he tells her exactly what he tell us, that he has no money for anything, and she's starting to get a little pissed about that because it's been nearly a year since the bankruptcy was granted, and that should have helped, so she's wondering where the dark-matter of Phil's spending is, too.

Either way the eternal begathon marches on.

 

[JMR]

Question: Why does Phil have a bin for yard waste when the condo association does all the landscaping and yardwork?

It's for compostable stuff, too: kitchen scraps, leftovers, and esp in Phil's case, paper plates and certain food delivery containers like pizza boxes.

 

[Dragoonism]

Im looking after a "old" podcast Phil was on but i can't remember the name of it, it was shortly after he moved to Renton and since he refused to use Skype his audio was horrible and despite claiming he was neutral, the guy interviewing Phil was just another fan of his, anyone remember which it was?

Not the Quartering!

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

It's for compostable stuff, too: kitchen scraps, leftovers, and esp in Phil's case, paper plates and certain food delivery containers like pizza boxes.

It's for lawn clippings and leaves. Not pizza boxes.

Im looking after a "old" podcast Phil was on but i can't remember the name of it, it was shortly after he moved to Renton and since he refused to use Skype his audio was horrible and despite claiming he was neutral, the guy interviewing Phil was just another fan of his, anyone remember which it was?

Not the Quartering!

Need more details on this. Was it Aireaidelord with his buttbuddy? Was it the guy who kept calling him Dark? More details please for someone to find it.

 

[Dragoonism]

It's for lawn clippings and leaves. Not pizza boxes.

Need more details on this. Was it Aireaidelord with his buttbuddy? Was it the guy who kept calling him Dark? More details please for someone to find it.

It was several years ago, back in the days when Phil cried about people getting his ISP if he used Skype.
Don't remember much from it, which is partially why i wanna hear it again, remember that Phil was sounding so horribly bad on it, because of said reason above, and how the interviewer "dared to asked the hard questions" asked about how he could stand being trolled all these years and the hard questions were over...

Given how much content there has been made about him, it is like looking after a needle in a haystack.

 

[Salubrious]

He is absolutely setting up his next scam of claiming she's unemployed (if she's even still there) and how everyone else has to bail him out instead of him getting a second or even real job. There's no way she could just quit (if she's even still there) because he needs the money........he really does. <- That's the biggest giveaway.

Keep in mind that DSP has also claimed that Kat's income is her spending money and in no way does she actually contribute to the household expenses.

Which is one of those things where it's more hilarious if DSP is actually telling the truth. DSP literally declared bankruptcy, and his own wife still wouldn't help with "da bills."

 

[CoomerCouch]

It was several years ago, back in the days when Phil cried about people getting his ISP if he used Skype.
Don't remember much from it, which is partially why i wanna hear it again, remember that Phil was sounding so horribly bad on it, because of said reason above, and how the interviewer "dared to asked the hard questions" asked about how he could stand being trolled all these years and the hard questions were over...

Given how much content there has been made about him, it is like looking after a needle in a haystack.

Don't know if it's who you're looking for, but he's been interviewed multiple times by some autist fanboy named Jakejames Lugo on YouTube, with his earliest interview going back to early 2016 about Street Fighter V. JJL has claimed to be unbiased and willing to ask the "hard questions" like you say, but he's your standard wheelchair. Also his audio balance is awful, but DSP always sounds particularly bad in his interviews on that channel.

 

[Prince Lotor]

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look, he has four garbage cans. Plenty enough for kitty litter

In Renton the color coding for the bins is: Green = Solid Material Waste (Trash), Blue = Recycling, and Grey = Organic Waste i.e. Yard Waste or compostables. https://www.republicservices.com/municipality/renton-wa

That Green bin Phil has for trash is at least a 32-gallon bin. This means between Phil, his potato wife, and 1 cat they are creating more SMW than 2½ gallons per day. So much more in fact that Phil has "a fully loaded car" of SMW that he needs to drive to the dump every month or so.

Also, see how Phil has 3 separate Blue bins for recycling and the main Blue bin is larger than his trash can? Remember when Phil kept saying he has to crush his water bottles directly into the microphone so they will "fit in the bin"? Likely that giant bin is for just plastic and cardboard/newspaper, the small bin on top in the corner is for glass and tin, and the Blue bin without a lid next to the large one is for office paper.

Phil basically admitted he does not use his compostables bin, he just shoves everything he thinks he can down the drain through his food disposal, and he obviously never uses his yard waste bin. As @Pargon said he's definitely just throwing shit away and not separating his recyclables whatsoever. All the plastic food trays from Kathy's microwaved cuisine does not get washed and put in the recycling, all his food containers (Peanut Butter, Jelly, Mayo, etc.) are going straight in the garbage, the packaging for the 2 to 3 meals he orders out daily are going directly in the bin.

The TL;DR is that Phil has 2 big bins he never uses, 1 very big and 2 small bins for recycling that he barely uses unless he has to do exactly zero work before putting an item in them, and 1 large bin that he is trying to put literally everything in.

 

[gobsmackedmortician]

we have this

but we also have this

makes you wonder ...........

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Okay, one bin is for yard waste. But why does he have three bins if he only can legally use one every two weeks?v

 

[fuckshitsnake]

Keep in mind that DSP has also claimed that Kat's income is her spending money and in no way does she actually contribute to the household expenses.

Which is one of those things where it's more hilarious if DSP is actually telling the truth. DSP literally declared bankruptcy, and his own wife still wouldn't help with "da bills."

It's hard for me to truly accept my own theorizing on the matter as something to believe in, because Kat is about a small handful of brain cells above "cloudy-eyed staring and drool dripping from the corner of the mouth" levels of braindead retarded, but part of me thinks/hopes she just has Phil's balls in a fucking vice-grip and he's completely at her mercy because to go against her wishes means letting the detractors win when we get the divorce saga.

Hence, if she's going to work at all, everything she makes is her money and he doesn't see a cent, while he's made to pay all the bills (real bills, not Phil "bills" of course) and buy all the food. She doesn't do any favors for him because he can go fuck himself for all she cares. Sleeps in a separate bed, zero sexual interaction, and yet still comes down on him with a vengeance regarding other females, real or fake. Not allowed to appreciate the female form of anything or else she'll walk. If Kat's going unemployed then we're going to see a return of Leanna levels of "bumming around the khando providing absolutely nothing of value and still forcing Phil to foot the entire bill on all living expenses". Imagine being so bitch-made by a horse like Kat. Only for our boy, low-T Phil. Anything is better than being single and getting laughed at online for it.

In summary, I think Phil married Kat in the pursuit of a perfect soulmaid that'll bend to his every whim, but at the end of the day, Kat obtained the perfect sugar piggy that'll bend to her every whim.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

we have this

but we also have this

makes you wonder ...........

If I go to college in Boston I have to do my own laundry.

It i stay in Connecticut, mommy will do it for me.

Gee, Philip. I wonder how you made that decision.

 

[Dragoonism]

Don't know if it's who you're looking for, but he's been interviewed multiple times by some autist fanboy named Jakejames Lugo on YouTube, with his earliest interview going back to early 2016 about Street Fighter V. JJL has claimed to be unbiased and willing to ask the "hard questions" like you say, but he's your standard wheelchair. Also his audio balance is awful, but DSP always sounds particularly bad in his interviews on that channel.

I might be wrong, but i remember the guy as black and, atleast at the time, was a very small channel.
But i will check him out.