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SkippyLongbottom said:
Phil reasoning is that they are broken. Rusted, busted, and ran over by his car.

Real reasoning is his tiny fuckin' office and still proceeded to buy an expensive ass set up like that with lights and a giant prop-up for it.
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Leave it to that dumb fuck to make one purchase that actually has potential for helping him return his investment, and still just letting it sit collecting dust like it was one of his figurines.
 
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A game I’ve been excited for came out earlier this week and while bored at work I decided to look up some streamers playing the early hours of it, and it’s crazy how none of them ever mentioned money once...it’s so jarring to see relatively normal people after watching DSP beg and whine so much.

I also like how his current financial bump is the fact that his tax guy wants to get payed up front, his tax guy must be an idiot, doesn’t he see how much he can milk DSP for on years of making the minimal payments
 
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SojiroSakura said:
Phil says that he saves up months worth of Jasper Kitty's used litter from his litter box to take to the dump. Months. And he blamed it on how he only has one trash can. You could, you know, do more than one dump visit per few months, dude. You make plenty of money to afford it.
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Comments like these make me sad that Phil doesn't do house tours anymore. If he only visits the dump monthly then you just know that garbage is wasting away in some unused corner in a massive pile somewhere in the house. Hell if you read between the lines of Phil's comments regarding hygiene and cleaning, the condo may already have massive neckbeard nest pockets in some parts of it. Despite being a glorified live-in maid Kat doesn't strike me as a thorough cleaner either.
 
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Sparkletor 2.0 said:
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look, he has four garbage cans. Plenty enough for kitty litter
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Those are almost assuredly for different recycled materials, and only one is meant for material solid waste, aka MSW, aka trash, aka Phil's content (with another possibly for yard waste).

Your point is not negated by the fact that two people and a single cat on a weekly basis should not be generating enough MSW that they can't dispose of all of it in a single can. I don't care how much fast food and delivery Phil might be getting; it shouldn't be nearly enough that one can can't hold all of it.

The more likely scenario is that Phil is a lazy fuck, does not separate his recyclables and instead dumps all his Amazon boxes, crunched water bottles, energy drink cans and whatever the fuck else into the trash bin and calls it a day and then there's no room for the months of litter he apparently just leaves lying around instead of disposing of that first. I know he's bitched in the past about having to recycle the bottles but you know what? I'm not giving the benefit of the doubt to Phil over something that decent people fail to do.
 
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SojiroSakura said:
Phil says that he saves up months worth of Jasper Kitty's used litter from his litter box to take to the dump. Months. And he blamed it on how he only has one trash can. You could, you know, do more than one dump visit per few months, dude. You make plenty of money to afford it.

He also just said (in context of him sucking at CoD) that he hates Rollback netcode. Once again, he has no clue what he's talking about. And that might be the reason he skips Guilty Gear Strive, since it has really good netcode he can't blame it for him sucking.
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Sparkletor 2.0 said:
Yo, watch his condo tour videos. He shows the garage. He has like 4 of those trash cans that you wheel out to the road. I don't know how much they charge you to "rent" them. $30 a month? I don't know but multiply that by 4.

Also, is this why they take so many trips to the dump? Must be a great time. Two showers a week Phil and a trash bag filled with two months of cat shit and piss in a Toyota Corolla.
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This might explain the ear infections. He's filling garbage bags with cat shit and using them as pillows until all the shit gets crushed down. :story:
 
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Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOinkOink said:
A game I’ve been excited for came out earlier this week and while bored at work I decided to look up some streamers playing the early hours of it, and it’s crazy how none of them ever mentioned money once...it’s so jarring to see relatively normal people after watching DSP beg and whine so much.
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It's almost as if some of these brain dead morahns are playing games for fun and aren't tahxic assholes who bilk a bunch of actual brain dead morahns for nickels. Regular streamers are generally pretty chill, go out of their way to thank and shout out every cheerssubsandtips they get, and actually chat with the audience when screens are loading or there's a lull in the action. Seeing them actually show legit gratitude when someone likes them enough to kick them a few bucks is such a stark contrast to how Dave runs Gout Korea.
 
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Schmeckel said:
It's almost as if some of these brain dead morahns are playing games for fun and aren't tahxic assholes who bilk a bunch of actual brain dead morahns for nickels. Regular streamers are generally pretty chill, go out of their way to thank and shout out every cheerssubsandtips they get, and actually chat with the audience when screens are loading or there's a lull in the action. Seeing them actually show legit gratitude when someone likes them enough to kick them a few bucks is such a stark contrast to how Dave runs Gout Korea.
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I've had a streamer on while I work who's currently gifting ten subs for every death. It's a great idea, and generally people sub or gift right back. I can't picture DSP even considering something like this. It would be fucking hilarious to watch though.
 
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Daijodan said:
I've had a streamer on while I work who's currently gifting ten subs for every death. It's a great idea, and generally people sub or gift right back. I can't picture DSP even considering something like this. It would be fucking hilarious to watch though.
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You know what’s kinda wild to think about? Phil would actually be able to kill it if he just adopted standard practices like this. Lucky for us that’ll never happen.
 
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Pandalee’s Tits said:
You know what’s kinda wild to think about? Phil would actually be able to kill it if he just adopted standard practices like this. Lucky for us that’ll never happen.
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During his early days on Youtube he would have been able to kill it and grow in popularity if he only adopted the standard practices of being a decent human being. We all know Phil is incapable of doing such things.
 
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Schmeckel said:
It's almost as if some of these brain dead morahns are playing games for fun and aren't tahxic assholes who bilk a bunch of actual brain dead morahns for nickels. Regular streamers are generally pretty chill, go out of their way to thank and shout out every cheerssubsandtips they get, and actually chat with the audience when screens are loading or there's a lull in the action. Seeing them actually show legit gratitude when someone likes them enough to kick them a few bucks is such a stark contrast to how Dave runs Gout Korea.
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Whenever I see DSP in his pajama pants looking at the tips goal and going "I don't know guys *sigh* " I think about that Maori wood carver who got embarrassed any time someone would donate and go "aaaaaugh bro you doesn't have to, you can watch this stuff for free, can you hold on to youse fellas money or spend it on your family?"
Meanwhile Phil is angrily staring at his phone ARE YOU VERIFIED? WHAT IS THE CODEWORD? DID YOU PAY THE EXTRA 30 CENTS? Ok you're allowed to give me money for playing super mario.
 
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PhilsCamelToe said:
If Kat quits her job I don’t see her ever seeking employment elsewhere unless she abandons the pig. For a while, I often agreed with the theory that they were nothing more than roommates who interacted mostly for necessities. Even when Phil brings up a story that him and Kat were “watching “another streamer, I sort of had the picture of Phil either unknowingly/knowingly crashing her viewing of a stream with his overall presence. She must be making Phil sweat about something. Now what happens if she does quit? Will Phil fund things for her like games/consoles as well as other shit? Something would have to give and I wonder if Phil would have the ability to stop feeding into his gacha addiction. Plus we don’t know if he is being reckless regarding some retarded ass purchases of useless junk (like the statutes in the past).
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Unemployed Kat arc soon...

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Generic_Detractor2021 said:
What happened to your "I cant do OT anymore" bullshit?!? This guy is such a fucking liar. Where's your dumb ass retarrrr of a wife? I thought you had to spend more time with her since she's home now?!? This combined with his avoiding the question of "how is khet" the other day, and his looking legit worried when talking about her (and the way he put his hand on his head while clearly lying/avoiding the question), something is legitimately wrong in that household.
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You can't control your body language when lying. Nonverbal cues give it away. If Khet is gone or they barely see each other, that's going to come out in his nonverbal communication no matter who many times he talks about "muh wife" and "muh family". Body language 101.
 
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