Bad Tattoos - No regerts

We get it, you smoke weed.
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I think part of the problem with bad tattoos isn't just going on the cheap, but going to the wrong artist.

You don't go to an artist that specializes in American Traditional and get gay tribal shit, its not in his wheelhouse.

On the other hand, you don't go to a tribal artist to get a Heart with vines and roses with your mother's name.
 
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I don't know what the artist was thinking but it looks like a toddler vomited crayons on the antlers. I also love how he couldn't even make the eyes the same size.
I feel like the line work got done, the artist took a moment to stand back to look at the piece, and thought to himself “I’m not coloring that.”
 
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I don't know what the artist was thinking but it looks like a toddler vomited crayons on the antlers. I also love how he couldn't even make the eyes the same size.

It's this gross, lazy-ass watercolor style that's been quite popular lately. Sometimes it looks vaguely okay (ON PAPER) but to me it comes off as already done to death. Why bother filling in the lines when you can just shit your unused colors all over the canvas like someone who couldn't stop crying long enough to finish their damn painting?

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This is one of the less offensive (more impressionistic than lazy) examples I was able to find.
 
This one sent me right down a redneck rabbit hole!

Meet 'Dean's submissive queen', Regan.


This is Dean's 9th or 10th wife, who is half his age. She left him for someone else a few weeks after the last pic was taken, not long after finding out she was pregnant.

But Dean has a history of having ex wives with his name all over them.
This is wife number 8 or 9, who he was with when he met Regan. They'd been married just over a year.


But who is this superstud who makes women fall so madly in love with him that they rush to get themselves branded repeatedly with his name (Regan has his name tattooed 23 times!), and can't drag him up the aisle fast enough?!


You see that heart tattoo on his chest? Well, he and his daughter 'designed' it and got them done together on her 18th birthday. What a beautiful father and daughter bonding moment.

Just keeping his hand in in between branding his wives. Brr.

There's a fair bit more to the shitshow but that's probably enough for a tattoo thread.
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I don't know what the artist was thinking but it looks like a toddler vomited crayons on the antlers. I also love how he couldn't even make the eyes the same size.
Another one for the "it's not going to last" folder, the magic of mitosis&sun will take care of those ugly colors sooner or later. Hopefully by then the owner will have the common sense to retouch it with neo-traditional coloring:
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Oh boy!
Hopefully these haven’t been posted yet; I need to look through all 45 pages so far to see what monstrosities people have had tacked onto their bodies.
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Can’t even read what this one says.
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Lines are horrible and not solid.

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NIPPLE FLOWERS

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The person who posted this said this is a WIP from her fiancée.
 
Oh boy!
Hopefully these haven’t been posted yet; I need to look through all 45 pages so far to see what monstrosities people have had tacked onto their bodies.
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Can’t even read what this one says.
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Lines are horrible and not solid.

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NIPPLE FLOWERS

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The person who posted this said this is a WIP from her fiancée.
I thought the last one said "hiv queen" for a second.
 
I'm sorry to be a dope, but I don't understand this one. I see he's got vulva and anus in the middle, and then does he have another set of genitalia over his left breast, with a woman's fingers separating the labia. okay, so far so good (well, not really), but what is that on his right breast? The whole thing is nuts and disgusting, but I have no idea what it's even supposed to be on his right side.
 
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