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CareercowRobert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
They're both compilations of columns he wrote for the Escapist when they were paying him to write articles, and the actual scripts for the movie review series (because of course he writes 1:1 scripts for all his videos, that's why they're so meandering and robotically delivered).
Bob shows his support for someone detained because of the goddamned borders and has nothing to do with them being a tranny porn "artist" trying to hawk their wares of thicc women and futas.
No idea how Bob found this. He follows neither account on either of his known accounts. I'm also pressing X to doubt that border patrol stopped some tranny at the border to get IN to Canada and now first tranny needs to raise funds so that he can fly down to fascist America to single handedly save his pillow biter but only if you give enough you bigot.
Justin Trudeau ain't letting ANYONE in (that isn't an essential cross-border worker like say a trucker or a nurse). So either this stupid girlfriend tried SNEAKING into Canada but it wasn't at Roxham Road where the red carpet would be rolled out for her, or she tried getting in the border crossing and they wouldn't let her in because she's not essential and has no reason to travel, because duh, we don't need COVID Mary from USA possibly bringing more Coof from USA to Canada. Rescue her? From what? What makes him think, if she was denied over land, she'd be allowed in by air? They'd BOTH have to get a coof test, and go to Quarantine Coof Hotel when they got back.
He should be telling this person that it's INADVISABLE for his girlfriend to travel, in order for everyone to stay safe, after all, Bob won't even go to the theater for fear of the mighty Coof.
Oh and as an aside, were Bob to order an "average amount of food for one person" (including 4 double quarter pounders), all the person at the window is going to say is, "PARK IT!"
Even Bobby notices Biden's worsening dementia:
No it is NOT basic public-speaking skill; you DON'T waste the audience's time with yadda-yadda, although it may be how he does his videos.
Bobby wants America to start more shit with Saudi:
"Rockets travel faster than bureaucrats", so in the name of the Rainbow, let's bomb Poland, I mean Syria:
+ + + +
Texas and the "prissy goon" Ted Cruz:
Florida, headquarter of MAGA Trash. Luckily Disney and Universal Studios will stop the disease's spread:
You want a gun as a door prize don't you, you human garbage?
Only the parents of rich brats want schools to reopen:
Memes are math. Social media are math. Everything on the internet is math so Bobby must be a math wiz on the bleeding edge of Superior Future.
Condescending insight from someone noted for "studying nostalgia as a profession":
+ + + + + BvS caused Warner to break up with Nolan:
An reviewer has no business writing to the director:
Wandavision and "EXTREMELY horny discourse".
MCU:
Black Superman. Do you know Superman is more like a "Black brand"?
Note Bobby's selective capitalization: "white character" and "Black brand"
James Gunn is scouring Youtube for videos of children:
Peter Coffin blocks another rando. Bobby keeps being disappoint:
I keep thinking "there's only so many was Blobbert can say Republicans/Conservatives are evil subhumans that deserve nothing but cruelty," yet every day the fat fuck still manages something new. Maybe hatred is the only thing that's keeping the diabetes at bay. Also, lol and big props to Cruz if he actually said that, the fucking mad lad.
Black Superman. Do you know Superman is more like a "Black brand"? View attachment 1953409
Note Bobby's selective capitalization: "white character" and "Black brand"
I'm noting how he's more focused on the "brand" aspect than whether or not this is true to Superman's character or his creators' original vision.
You know, I'm starting to wonder if Bob is at his heart a marketing guy who missed his calling in life.
Correct me if I’m wrong, but I heard rumors Nolan got so pissed about WB releasing both of their movies in theaters and on HBO Max at the same that he apparently told them to fuck off and is looking for a new studio to make his movies. Is this true?
That's because they're trying so hard to act much younger. We wouldn't be noticing their alcohol-fueled grizzledness that much if they weren't constantly:
~dressing like high school nerds who just discovered teefury.com,
~obsessing over media made for elementary school nerds in 1993.
~talking about lesbian porn the way a 13 year old boy who just busted his first nut would
~constantly eating like an 8 year old at his own birthday party
~stuck in that teen phase where they're old enough to grow beards but too lazy to groom them properly.
Correct me if I’m wrong, but I heard rumors Nolan got so pissed about WB releasing both of their movies in theaters and on HBO Max at the same that he apparently told them to fuck off and is looking for a new studio to make his movies. Is this true?
I can't confirm that being true, but that sounds like the more reasonable explanation rather than Bob's version of it somehow being related to a film released five years ago. Turns out that an entire industry suddenly being forced to change their entire business model on a whim was bound to cause conflicts between the studios and those who work for them.
I am incredibly late with this post, but since I couldn't find any posts that dove into detail on this, I figured I could burn off some poorly-timed caffeine by breaking down one of Bob's most famous personally relevant tweets. No, not the Lindsay Ellis one. The other one. You know the one.
The weeks and months following this tweet saw no shortage of the same two or three jokes poking fun at the same subject matter, so I'll spare you the effort of reading them again, and instead offer my autistic layman's thoughts on the first question that popped in my head when I saw this image:
How hard would this order fuck over a McDonald's?
To do this, I'm going to make three assumptions based on real-world experience of how a McDonald's works. I think you'll find these constraints make for both a more realistic and infinitely more entertaining vision of how Sodium Roberto would get his daily rations.
1. The items in the image must come in quantities that a normal McDonald's would have in stock. This prohibits our hypothetical Bob from weaseling out of the calorie count by saying that he actually only ordered 13 small McNuggets, or some shit like that.
2. The McDonald's frequented must have stock in quantities that are commensurate with "normal" weekday traffic. In the real world, a McDonald's with even a whiff of foot traffic will never have a full kitchen of food available, hence why you may have to wait for 15 minutes or so while your food is being soullessly heated up carefully prepared. I'm going to be generous and say that this McDonald's is at 66% stock when Bob comes in.
3. Following from 2., there must be a "normal" amount of traffic currently present in our McDonald's. This prevents Bob from wheeling his way into a deserted McDonald's, clearing out the entire kitchen's stock, and swiftly wheeling his way back out. I'm going to be a dick and place Bob in the middle of a drive-through lane, just because I think he deserves to wait while kitchen is sacrificing all of its remaining stock to his fat ass.
With these parameters in place, we can begin our analysis.
Jesus fucking Christ. I am completely floored not only at the sheer amount of artery-clogging fare on display, but at the incredible, almost militaresque logistics required to produce and transport all of that food into an average-sized person's car in two minutes or less. This image contains 12 items of sheer hell, which are, going clockwise:
- Four Large Cokes. They could actually be Diet, but that's only in the same sense that I could actually be a carnivorous fox spirit with Internet access.
- Two 20-piece Chicken McNuggets. The visible amount in both boxes is less than 20 apiece, but I'm going with this number because 1. the boxes they're contained in are bigger than all of a modern McDonald's regular McNugget boxes, 2. McDonald's doesn't sell McNuggets in quantities between 10 and 20, and you know goddamned well those are not "10 nuggets with change", and 3. McNuggets pack deceptively well in a box, so it may very well be 20 apiece.
- Four double cheeseburgers. They appear to be plain, but that detail subtracts so little calories from the total that it's basically irrelevant. The top right doesn't actually appear to be a double cheeseburger, but since McDonald's doesn't usually serve any Cheese/Hamburger/Cheese burgers, I'm going to count it as one anyway.
- Two Large "World Famous Fries" (from McDonald's online nutrition menu). World famous? Debatable. Unhealthy? Absolutely. McDonald's fries are deceptively dense, and should you attempt this challenge as a smaller-than-average-sized person, you're almost guaranteed to tap out before finishing even one of the orders.
In a sterling effort to improve their nutritional reputation among the general public, McDonald's has released an online nutrition calculator for all of its regular meal items. Results from the Clown himself are at the bottom, but let's just say for now that, much like Bob's original tweet, it doesn't look good. For now, let's focus on the order at hand. Hurry, because the manager says each one has to be served in under two minutes to keep the line moving! A waiting customer isn't a paying customer, and you need to make money to survive, right? So let's get to it!
Let's do a wellness check on the store first. This should really come after the order is served, but since I'm a generous man, we'll add this one for free.
The front is fine. Since the dining area is closed due to COVID, everyone who wants another shot at a lifetime supply of Lipitor is at the drive-thru. The drinks are flowing like water (and other, less-watery beverages), and the fries are at full supply, as they somehow always are. There's a few cars waiting for their order, but other than that, everything is peachy keen.
The kitchen is hanging in there. A few orders have reduced its supplies of everything to 66% max capacity. Ideally, there would be 3 trays each of warm McNuggets (at around 30 nuggets a tray) and hamburger patties (at exactly 8 patties a tray) in the cross-kitchen warmer. However, an influx of exceptionally gifted students just moments before has left 1.5 trays empty, leaving us with 45 nuggets to play with. Not good, but we don't know that yet. Moreover, one of our hamburger trays is out, although as the damage is spread across three trays, thanks to an annoying coworker who insists on "having an even number of patties for each tray", no one notices. Remember this fact: it will prove to be our undoing in a few paragraphs.
There are other items in the kitchen, too, but since this image has mercifully spared our beloved Crispy Chicken Sandwiches from the Blob's wrath, we won't count them for our purposes.
Everything seems great so far. No real room for concern. The manager's even made us a Caramel Frappé just for stopping by. How nice of him! Let's bring Bob in.
Storm clouds roll on the horizon as the shaking inches closer and closer to us, although everyone's too busy making orders to notice. Minutes later, the predator finally meets its prey. A window rolls down, revealing a greasy, misshapen, and bespectacled human head. The cute girl up front, hardened to years of clumsy and ill-advised attempts at seduction, puts on her friendliest smile and sings her mating call:
"Welcome to McDonald's, how may I serve you today?"
"I'd like four double cheeseburgers, two 20-piece nuggets, two large fries, and four large Cokes."
Behind a beaming smile lies the throes of imminent despair. The girl wants to stop him, but she can't. The customer is always right, after all. As soon as she punches in the order, the kitchen's order screen is lit up with a thousand letters. The war has begun.
Kitchen's nugget supply is wiped out immediately. The grill guy, who had been preparing a spare tray of patties, is forced to stop midway just to fill all the McNugget orders. The fryer guy carries away three empty McNugget trays and gets to work on more. He has to fill three fryers with McNuggets and wait for them to cook, which takes him out for the rest of the order.
The first line guy wants to kill himself. He has to drop, dress, and deliver four sets of double cheeseburgers in under two minutes, or his manager will start yelling at the kitchen again. He, too, is out of commission for the rest of the order.
The second line guy's thirst for symmetry is threatening to kill him. Eight patties across four double cheeseburgers has left him with only about three patties left in each tray. The grill guy is still busy filling McNuggets, so he can't drop the patties he so desperately needs. He fulfills the orders, although he isn't happy about it.
The fry guy is fine. He always has enough fries for the order. He has no idea what the other four guys are complaining about. He doesn't know that while they're all tied up making this single order, the clock is ticking on all the other orders that are coming both before and after it. Bob's quantities will devastate the kitchen if orders keep coming. They do.
The front girls are shitting themselves. With four large Cokes occupying valuable space in the fountain drink conveyer belt, drink orders are backed up for every single car behind Bob. Moreover, the holding area is starting to become dangerously filled with stacks of greasy carbs. In a futile effort to contain the sprawling beast, the two senior crew members on duty begin to dedicate themselves wholly to bagging the lurching towers of food. The girls join in. Soon, a human supply chain is established, with nearly ten pairs of hands passing bag after bag of food from the kitchen to the drive-thru window. This action, although valiant, is deadly for the store's time quota. It is 15 minutes until the store is finally rid of the Beast, and by this time, the manager on duty is very angry.
The manager understands that the entirety of his kitchen, including himself, has just had its stores completely emptied at the command of a single order. However, he cannot understand why they haven't been replenished. However, with nearly every member of kitchen struggling to rush the rest of the orders out with the limited stock they have, the task is impossible to fulfill, and the food remains unprepared. It only takes three more orders to deal the coup de grâce to the store. The remaining trays are all depleted at the same time, which means that until more patties can be dropped, there is physically no more food that can be served in the entire store.
For the manager, life right now is hell. Orders haven't been served yet at 700 seconds and counting, the kitchen has a complete and total food shortage with no reinforcements in sight, and there is a slowly-growing line of angry customers expecting a free meal for their undue wait. His yelling does nothing to make the speed of time go any faster, but it does sap what little morale remains among the beleaguered staff. With staff broken and exhausted, orders take even longer to prepare and serve. Customers, their senses motivated to misplaced anger by the wait, are up in arms, and only one thing will put them at ease: free food. Even with this, the store cannot recover. It is an hour until the last customer behind Bob is finally served, and although the McDonald's has served more food than it ever has since its opening, it has been forced to give every last order away for free. The war, costly as it was, is finally over.
The Caramel Frappé, second casualty of war, has been left melted and overturned in the chaos. It is a fitting symbol for the staff as a whole: every last worker is dirty, drenched in sweat, and boiling over with pitch-black hatred. The kitchen staff, who have watched helplessly as their orders stayed unserved on the screen, are demoralized from 60 straight minutes of desperate invective from the manager. The front staff, half of which have now turned the butch kind of lesbian, are in absolutely no shape for continued front-facing customer service. The manager, bless him, is almost ready to rip someone's head off in full view of the entire staff for costing him so much potential profit. And the customers? They just waited nearly an hour for a fucking burger! Something is clearly wrong with this McDonald's, and they won't stand for it. With their tastes soured by the establishment's obvious incompetence, these customers will think twice before coming back again.
In returning to our question, the answer is clear. This order dwarfs all but the most barbaric quintuple-Quarter orders, and any normal McDonald's that is not already accustomed to its scale would be immediately overwhelmed by it. Bob's order, combined with McDonald's corporate policy on acceptable quantities of food preparation, would be impossible to fulfill in under two minutes, and its sheer magnitude is completely inconsiderate of every customer with the misfortune to fall behind it. His order wouldn't be turned away, of course. After all, the customer is always right. But his order would be a death sentence to any McDonald's with a line of orders to fulfill, and as he wheeled himself away with his fairly small pallet of food, I would wager to think that it wouldn't even cross his mind, chowing down easily but alone in his basement apartment, about all the quantifiable human suffering that went into making his food.
Dude I hate to ask but is there a way you could calculate the cost of the meal? Just how much of Bobs Patreon dollars would be spent purchasing this fairly small meal.
Even Bobby notices Biden's worsening dementia: View attachment 1953363
No it is NOT basic public-speaking skill; you DON'T waste the audience's time with yadda-yadda, although it may be how he does his videos.
As someone who has gone through the Dale Carnegie program, a well respected class that teaches people how to Win Friends and Influence People, you do not begin any speech with meandering non-essential nonsense because the goal of the opening of your speech is to grab the audiences attention. You want your audience to get interested in what you have to say and draw them in. If the opening of your speech is inconsequential gibberish then no one will listen to the rest. If you are going to tell some sort-of weird story then it had better be entertaining and act as a way to move into the actual speech itself.
If I wanted to give a speech about the importance of space exploration I might make my opening a humorous story about my phone being a piece of junk before explaining that my piece of crap phone has more computing power than the module for Apollo 11 and how much technology has advanced due to the space race in the sixties. I'm making my audience laugh and setting up a point I want to make about the technological advances made during the space race. I'm not going off on random tangents because I'm senile like Biden.
This fat dumbass actually thinks Floridas economy is based on some theme parks and not all the beaches and resorts as well as Miami being a major port. Bob is the rightful face of Consoomerism because the mans view of the world begins and ends with Pop-Culture. Your worth depends on what you contribute to mass market corporate media. Japans greatest exports are not cars and electronics, but Mario games and Godzilla toys. That is the consoomer world view.
I'd kill to own a .45 with "Make America Great Again" on it. So many people I know would be jealous I owned that gun. Of course Bob can't see why anyone would want to own that gun even as a bragging rights reward. He's just such a miserable angry man that he has no problems calling his fellow man irredeemable trash.
Also pretty rich that Bob calls those kinds of people caricatures when has become a caricature of consoomer "don't ask questions just consoome product and get excited for next product" soyboy bugmen who have no reason to exist outside of buying plastic junk.
Bob your niece and nephew are at the age when they should start attending school so they can start interacting with their peers and learn basic social skills. Instead your low-income brother has championed keeping the schools closed because he wants social media brownie points and doesn't care that his mentally challenged children will not get the education and social interaction they need. All you care about is raging against your bullies from High School instead of actually caring about the needs of the children.
Dude I hate to ask but is there a way you could calculate the cost of the meal? Just how much of Bobs Patreon dollars would be spent purchasing this fairly small meal.
As someone who has gone through the Dale Carnegie program, a well respected class that teaches people how to Win Friends and Influence People, you do not begin any speech with meandering non-essential nonsense because the goal of the opening of your speech is to grab the audiences attention. You want your audience to get interested in what you have to say and draw them in. If the opening of your speech is inconsequential gibberish then no one will listen to the rest. If you are going to tell some sort-of weird story then it had better be entertaining and act as a way to move into the actual speech itself.
If I wanted to give a speech about the importance of space exploration I might make my opening a humorous story about my phone being a piece of junk before explaining that my piece of crap phone has more computing power than the module for Apollo 11 and how much technology has advanced due to the space race in the sixties. I'm making my audience laugh and setting up a point I want to make about the technological advances made during the space race. I'm not going off on random tangents because I'm senile like Biden.
This fat dumbass actually thinks Floridas economy is based on some theme parks and not all the beaches and resorts as well as Miami being a major port. Bob is the rightful face of Consoomerism because the mans view of the world begins and ends with Pop-Culture. Your worth depends on what you contribute to mass market corporate media. Japans greatest exports are not cars and electronics, but Mario games and Godzilla toys. That is the consoomer world view.
I'd kill to own a .45 with "Make America Great Again" on it. So many people I know would be jealous I owned that gun. Of course Bob can't see why anyone would want to own that gun even as a bragging rights reward. He's just such a miserable angry man that he has no problems calling his fellow man irredeemable trash.
Also pretty rich that Bob calls those kinds of people caricatures when has become a caricature of consoomer "don't ask questions just consoome product and get excited for next product" soyboy bugmen who have no reason to exist outside of buying plastic junk.
Bob your niece and nephew are at the age when they should start attending school so they can start interacting with their peers and learn basic social skills. Instead your low-income brother has championed keeping the schools closed because he wants social media brownie points and doesn't care that his mentally challenged children will not get the education and social interaction they need. All you care about is raging against your bullies from High School instead of actually caring about the needs of the children.
Dude I hate to ask but is there a way you could calculate the cost of the meal? Just how much of Bobs Patreon dollars would be spent purchasing this fairly small meal.
Looking up on thesetwo sites, I'm calculating that ordering all that food a la carte would come out to $46.54. I don't know if the prices on those sites are including state and local taxes or not.
What does Bob base that assumption on, he saw a black man wearing a Superman-branded ball cap once? Again, Bob proves to be a complete idiot because he knows jack shit about market research by how he got the Snyder Cut and 2020's Sonic the Hedgehog horrendously wrong. I seriously doubt that Hollywood executives even care about money anymore because Ta-Nehisi Coates is writing the screenplay for this reboot. Take note that Coates did not consider 9/11 responders "human" enough to empathize with and hates the United States. I have little doubt that Coates would revel in smashing an American icon by transforming the Man of Steel into a mouthpiece to condemn the evils of "White America" or make him black outright.
At this point, Bob would look up the Earth-2 (Val-Zod) and Earth-23 (Calvin Ellis) Supermen on Google and claim that DC has made Superman black before. He would be correct, but he would be missing the point as he always does. These characters are derivatives of the original Earth-0 Superman that the public at large is familiar with and wants to see. After having suffered through such disasters as the Star Wars sequel trilogy and Ghostbusters 2016, the public would view this as more pandering to the chattering (and largely unemployed) Twitter mob and turn their backs on the project. What Bob and, indeed, Ta-Nehisi Coates fail to realize is that audiences are not obligated to open their wallets to these kind of films. Corporations can attempt to guilt trip audiences into buying their product by calling them racist, but the audience can give them the ultimate "fuck you" by refusing to pay to watch their garbage. Superman has been around for 80 years--he has a massive media library of comic books, animated series, television shows, and film that I can dive into. Why watch Coates's screed when I can pop in the 1978 film, or Superman: The Animated Series?
When it comes down to it, the only reason why he supports this move would be that it would anger the "right" kind of people. Like Coates, he would revel in desecrating the fandom's temple by smashing its sacred icons and replacing said icons with their own inferior versions. It was always about lording their influence over the rabble.
What does Bob base that assumption on, he saw a black man wearing a Superman-branded ball cap once? Again, Bob proves to be a complete idiot because he knows jack shit about market research by how he got the Snyder Cut and 2020's Sonic the Hedgehog horrendously wrong. I seriously doubt that Hollywood executives even care about money anymore because Ta-Nehisi Coates is writing the screenplay for this reboot. Take note that Coates did not consider 9/11 responders "human" enough to empathize with and hates the United States. I have little doubt that Coates would revel in smashing an American icon by transforming the Man of Steel into a mouthpiece to condemn the evils of "White America" or make him black outright.
At this point, Bob would look up the Earth-2 (Val-Zod) and Earth-23 (Calvin Ellis) Supermen on Google and claim that DC has made Superman black before. He would be correct, but he would be missing the point as he always does. These characters are derivatives of the original Earth-0 Superman that the public at large is familiar with and wants to see. After having suffered through such disasters as the Star Wars sequel trilogy and Ghostbusters 2016, the public would view this as more pandering to the chattering (and largely unemployed) Twitter mob and turn their backs on the project. What Bob and, indeed, Ta-Nehisi Coates fail to realize is that audiences are not obligated to open their wallets to these kind of films. Corporations can attempt to guilt trip audiences into buying their product by calling them racist, but the audience can give them the ultimate "fuck you" by refusing to pay to watch their garbage. Superman has been around for 80 years--he has a massive media library of comic books, animated series, television shows, and film that I can dive into. Why watch Coates's screed when I can pop in the 1978 film, or Superman: The Animated Series?
When it comes down to it, the only reason why he supports this move would be that it would anger the "right" kind of people. Like Coates, he would revel in desecrating the fandom's temple by smashing its sacred icons and replacing said icons with their own inferior versions. It was always about lording their influence over the rabble.
Super optimistic here...but do you think that Ta-Neshi's blacked Superman failing would finally drive a stake into the heart of the whole "woke" entertainment zeitgeist? Or at the very least, finally end the careers of both Coates and that lens-flare obsessed hack JJ Abrams?
Super optimistic here...but do you think that Ta-Neshi's blacked Superman failing would finally drive a stake into the heart of the whole "woke" entertainment zeitgeist? Or at the very least, finally end the careers of both Coates and that lens-flare obsessed hack JJ Abrams?
Who knows but if the Synder Cut next month is successful I think this will be null and void but if this does come to pass I think the "woke" stuff can and will continue. Hell Batwoman is hitting record low ratings and it got cleared for an 3rd season.
But that doesn't matter to folks like Flim Robert he wants a win over the chuds so badly he would smash one of the most loveable comic book characters to do it but at the end of the Superman have survived bad films before as for Bobby he will still be the fat creep who got rejected by the hot dog girl
Super optimistic here...but do you think that Ta-Neshi's blacked Superman failing would finally drive a stake into the heart of the whole "woke" entertainment zeitgeist? Or at the very least, finally end the careers of both Coates and that lens-flare obsessed hack JJ Abrams?
The franchise will be nuked into generational unprofitability, for sure, just like Star Wars, Star Trek and dozens of others have been.
But like Congress in a WWIII situation, Coates and Abrams will survive, they've been given designated shelter from the fallout for having the right politics, being the "public" faces of the studios (and thus properly diverse and caring) and obviously not being at all to blame for what happened, it was the people who let them down....
And Bobby would be pounding on the doors to the fallout shelter demanding to be let in, insisting there's been some mistake, as he supported every thing the elites inside told him to. That's why he supports everything woke Hollywood does, he NEVER calls them out even on their dumbest woke-focus-group suggested ideas because to him, they're untouchable heroes who are never wrong.
The franchise will be nuked into generational unprofitability, for sure, just like Star Wars, Star Trek and dozens of others. But like Congress in a WWIII situation, Coates and Abrams will survive, they've been given designated shelter from the fallout for having the right politics and obviously not being at all to blame for what happened, it was the people who let them down....
Superman honestly may be unkillable. Kinda like Sampson and Hercules, the 'everyman given the power of god to right the wrongs of mortals' myth is one of our oldest and favorites. It is timeless and ancient simultaneously.
Cotes can take the biggest, stinkiest fat black bitch dump he wants, it falls to dogshit the moment you replace it with any episode of the old animated Supes show, because the character is just another shade of a story we've told ourselves forever. We recognize it instantaneously.
Superman honestly may be unkillable. Kinda like Sampson and Hercules, the 'everyman given the power of god to right the wrongs of mortals' myth is one of our oldest and favorites. It is timeless and ancient simultaneously.
Cotes can take the biggest, stinkiest fat black bitch dump he wants, it falls to dogshit the moment you replace it with any episode of the old animated Supes show, because the character is just another shade of a story we've told ourselves forever. We recognize it instantaneously.
Superman is a legendary and iconic mythological character, indeed. I doubt he can die, but he can most certainly be forgotten, or have his reputation sullied as the clocks tick, time moves forward, and more, or less pieces of media are presented. Superman, although will be forgotten eventually, will always return (see what I did there).
Unlike Bob, who already had me forgetting about him, and I posted on this thread less then an hour ago prior.
