Lolcow Leonard F. Shaner Jr. - Autistic Pedophile / Foamer / Shitlord

[The Lizard Queen]

If a train carrying Len, traveling 70 miles per hour (mph), leaves Westford heading toward Eastford, 260 miles away. At the same time Train B, carrying a gaggle of underage girls, and traveling 60 mph, leaves Eastford heading toward Westford. When do the two trains meet?

 

[Jashinist]

@Zim, how do you feel about the fact that for the rest of @Schuylkill Valley's life, he will be constantly cursing you for every bad thing that happens to him? Oh sure, there's the entirety of Colebrookedale that's against him, and all of the people who've appeared in this thread from his life, but you're different. Len legitimately has no idea who you are, so in his autistic, diabetes riddled mind, you can be anything, assume any form. Every time Len walks out of his house and realizes it's raining, he'll blame that dastardly Zim. Each time someone does something he doesn't like, rest assured that Zim was behind the scenes on behalf of Colebrookedale and causing it. Each time he shits himself, it was Zim who poisoned his food into causing that. Zim's malleable form in Len's eyes allows Len the ability to easily convince himself of a way that Zim is behind it. Zim has officially become the boogeyman that Len will be looking over his shoulders for the rest of his life for.

That's so pathetic, going through life blaming everyone else for your failures. The schooling system, teachers, parents, coworkers, bosses, strangers online, etc etc. That level of intense denial has to have roots in repression, surely.

 

['tism]

If a train carrying Len, traveling 70 miles per hour (mph), leaves Westford heading toward Eastford, 260 miles away. At the same time Train B, carrying a gaggle of underage girls, and traveling 60 mph, leaves Eastford heading toward Westford. When do the two trains meet?

In the evidence room.

 

[Adamska]

If a train carrying Len, traveling 70 miles per hour (mph), leaves Westford heading toward Eastford, 260 miles away. At the same time Train B, carrying a gaggle of underage girls, and traveling 60 mph, leaves Eastford heading toward Westford. When do the two trains meet?

Never. Reality itself bends space-time to prevent Train B from meeting Train A at any point in time.

 

[WireSponge]

This is just a theory, but I think Len is rating posts more often as he gets more desperate. He's running out of ideas to get us off his back, so he's resorted to negative ratings. Len doesn't realize that nobody cares about internet points as much as he does.

 

[Zim]

@Zim, how do you feel about the fact that for the rest of @Schuylkill Valley's life, he will be constantly cursing you for every bad thing that happens to him? Oh sure, there's the entirety of Colebrookedale that's against him, and all of the people who've appeared in this thread from his life, but you're different. Len legitimately has no idea who you are, so in his autistic, diabetes riddled mind, you can be anything, assume any form. Every time Len walks out of his house and realizes it's raining, he'll blame that dastardly Zim. Each time someone does something he doesn't like, rest assured that Zim was behind the scenes on behalf of Colebrookedale and causing it. Each time he shits himself, it was Zim who poisoned his food into causing that. Zim's malleable form in Len's eyes allows Len the ability to easily convince himself of a way that Zim is behind it. Zim has officially become the boogeyman that Len will be looking over his shoulders for the rest of his life for.

It feels pretty good @Humanoid Email Address . It feels pretty good. He should be charging me rent for taking up so much space in his diabeetus brain. Seriously, though, it's a team effort here. You guys are awesome.

 

[Jashinist]

This is just a theory, but I think Len is rating posts more often as he gets more desperate. He's running out of ideas to get us off his back, so he's resorted to negative ratings. Len doesn't realize that nobody cares about internet points as much as he does.

I feel like in his mind, he thinks no longer participating in this thread is "giving up" and "losing" against us, so even though he's not "winning" by any stretch of the imagination, he feels like he's still fighting back whenever he shows up. But as you say, he doesn't have much to say and we just consistently shoot him down, to the point where he's at a loss as to how he can continue participating.

 

[1d4]

This is just a theory, but I think Len is rating posts more often as he gets more desperate. He's running out of ideas to get us off his back, so he's resorted to negative ratings. Len doesn't realize that nobody cares about internet points as much as he does.

he's been pretty quiet today though, which is interesting

 

[Lacquer Head]

It feels pretty good @Humanoid Email Address . It feels pretty good. He should be charging me rent for taking up so much space in his diabeetus brain. Seriously, though, it's a team effort here. You guys are awesome.

Spoiler

 

[Rat Speaker]

We should get give him a choice to either box @Saul Goodman who @Schuylkill Valley has about 50lbs on or me. I'm 220, 5'11", work out almost every day, and have been in a couple boxing matches. I'm all about someone fighting Leonard Shaner for blood and honor.

I am 295 3'5" I am down too!

 

[Adamska]

he's been pretty quiet today though, which is interesting

He tends to shut up when he's scared or particularly angry. Or when he's focusing on Facebook and his socks on there.

 

[Leonard F. Shaner Jr.]

So, Len, what got you into trains anyway? Did you always like trains as a kid?

It's just one of my likes. I love history, and it's part a history.

 

[Without A Gout]

If a train carrying Len, traveling 70 miles per hour (mph), leaves Westford heading toward Eastford, 260 miles away. At the same time Train B, carrying a gaggle of underage girls, and traveling 60 mph, leaves Eastford heading toward Westford. When do the two trains meet?

This question is impossible, as Len is banned from the train. Now substitute train for rapejeep, however...

 

[Kirby]

It's just one of my likes. I love history, and it's part a history.

Just admit you find them sexually attractive Len

 

[Without A Gout]

It's just one of my likes. I love history, and it's part a history.

Is there any other segment of history that you love besides the Civil War era? Are you into the Revolutionary War era or colonial times?

 

[WireSponge]

That's so pathetic, going through life blaming everyone else for your failures. The schooling system, teachers, parents, coworkers, bosses, strangers online, etc etc. That level of intense denial has to have roots in repression, surely.

he's been pretty quiet today though, which is interesting

He's too far in to stop now. Even if he leaves the Kiwi Farms forever (he won't), we would still have months of discussion about him.

 

[autism420]

@Schuylkill Valley What other firearms do you own?

 

[1d4]

He's too far in to stop now. Even if he leaves the Kiwi Farms forever (he won't), we would still have months of discussion about him.

well and he has that whole trial thing coming up so that's one month+ of discussion alone plus aftermath

 

[WireSponge]

It's just one of my likes. I love history, and it's part a history.

What are some of your favourite areas of history? Some of mine are Polynesia, Southeast Asia, and Fennoscandia.

 

[Kirby]

Once Len stops posting we will be the winners of this war

We will throw a Kiwi Farms Party and celebrate as we all laugh at how dumb Len is