DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Balr0g]

Jaxx just tipped $200 at the start of the stream, consider us owned.

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This is what a winner looks like.

Too bad the tip message wasn't "I order a gout burger". Because that is what it looks like. A fat gouty piece of meat in a two-colored bun.

 

[Flavius Anthemius]

I refuse to feel owned until these guys are donating $1000 per stream. Remortage the house, sign up to those credit cards, stop paying those pesky bills to really step up and help support Phil, after all bankruptcy is its own success.

Basically become a slave to Burnelli Enterprises until every single forum member here either drops dead or leaves the farms. Wow dood, imagine growing up and ending up becoming a main contributer to a gambling addiction hermit and believing you are "owing" people on the internet that are going to laugh at your face either way whether you throw quarters at a former 4th place evo champion.

These people are something else.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

You can just imagine the conversation at work

"So, what did you guys all do with your $1000 tax refund?"

"We've booked a week away in the summer, the kids will love it"

"I put a deposit on a new car, we really need something more reliable"

"I finally got round to getting that new fence, not exciting but will add value come resale time"

"What about you Jaxx?"

"I gave it to a man so he would wear a different vest on each shoulder"

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

A message from our new overlord.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Wait I thought this fucker had TWO cars, the BMW he bought to dab on his friends while neck deep in debt from the Khando and I think it was a Prius he bought for whatever fucking reason he came up with
What happened to either of the two?

Lore time.

Once, a few years ago, Kat unplugged the internet router to vaccum or some shit. The business internet line was down! OMG! Time for an impromptu phone stream!

Phil starts talking about how successful he is. "I have a brand new car..."

Phil has a new car? Autism powers activate!

Phil and Kat's insurance are doxed. Why is Kat insured to drive a Subaru?

Long story short, Phil now drives (50 miles a year) a Toyota Corolla and we found out about Subaru Man.

BMW has been gone for quite some time.

 

[BT9494]

Spoiler alert: Phil is going to need those tips more than ever today.

Counting down until we get a sob story about how despite his best efforts, he just couldn't pay those pesky quarterly taxes in 2020.

 

[hundredthousand]

The irony about this "own the trolls" thing is that what KF's has essentially done is attempted to help people not get scammed by Phil.

This place is a repository of every scam, lie, hustle, insult that Phil has perpetrated. So isn't the "troll" actually Phil himself? While we don't ask a dime of anyone, Phil is feigning distress and taking advantage of the misinformed and feeble minded.

Every one of Phil's whales should read through this forum carefully and then thank us.

 

[gobsmackedmortician]

will we ever get back the substitute teacher look again

 

[NaggotFigger]

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From that look, I think it's a "no". Pigroach himself would refuse to change his face appearance, as he would rather keeping his beard the same and not wearing these kind of sweaters again to keep the viewers not seeing him being unrecognizable, even with the same haircut. If Pigroach getting back the substitute teacher look again, some Philfags would never gave him tips, as he is semi-unrecognizable because of the shaved beard and formal shirts on stream, but this may not help either for new viewers with dollars in their credit card account or Philfags with keen eyes continue tipping dollars to Pigroach on Twitch.

 

[DontEatSilicaGel]

Every one of Phil's whales should read through this forum carefully and then thank us.

They won't come here. Apart from ThatAnonymouse, which is apparent by the way he talks in chat. Almost confident that whale is the one responsible for the influx of Derrichs recently.

It's the perfect scam by DSP. He rewrites history so that we're all liars, we're all racists, what we spend 16 hours every day thinking of ways to destroy his life while crying whenever he reaches his daily autism goal. Then tells people not to come here and read the truth because they'll be doxxed and go to prison. His scams are government tier, he should run governor.

Everything bad that's happened has been because of him. We didn't get him fired from any jobs, he did. Every time. We didn't crash his car, he did because he can't drive. Leanna left him because he doesn't know to treat girls. It's not our responsibility to teach him or GoFundMe a lifetime Viagra supply. He never won any Street Fighter tournaments because he was never good enough, we didn't rig the tournaments (?). We didn't take our 2 mortgages, a BMW lease and 13 credit cards in his name to trigger a bankruptcy...

 

[Pepper Jack]

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Zelda PJ pants don't fit with the look so going to have to say

[stroke face]NO!!!!!!!![/stroke face]

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

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If there was ever an appearance that dripped of insincerity (the phrase “lipstick on a pig” comes to mind), this would be it.

That, and people would rag on him for looking like Chris-Chan.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Bold of you to assume that he's lifting anything.
I actually assume that Kat is taking solo trips to the dump because she's disgusted at how 'Philthy' the Pig Pen has gotten.
She may be retarded but she's not shit on the walls retarded.

His dump tale is just him trying to make it seem like he's a busy man. He just throws it in the garbage like everyone else.

300 bucks and no hat. It’s way too hot for that dood. Get cucked paypigs

Someone tell him it's still winter in the northern hemisphere.

 

[JamFlowMan]

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If/when he has to move back home and his mom starts buying his clothes again.

 

[Swirling weeb]

I don’t know about you fellas but oooooh boy I’m sooooooo mad that all these dudes emptied their bank accounts to Phil like I’m quivering with rage at the thought that some people I never met don’t have money for their shit because they gave it to a gambling addict they sure showed me

 

[Watamelon]

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No way.

That sweater would perfectly outline DSP's D cups.

 

[Bored Euro Trash]

If/when he has to move back home and his mom starts buying his clothes again.

Has she ever stopped buying him clothes, though? Do we know that for sure?

 

[Third_World_Detractor]

I can't believe there are people like this who really are there just to own the trolls

I have 24 more pages with 1219 "fuck the trolls" if you want.

.

 

[UaineRunei]

Rate me optimistic but I think a huge portion of the shit said in Phil’s chat is sarcasm and I feel like a lot of people here take it at face value.
Yes there’s retards but I feel like 75% is just sneak dissing or in-jokes.

Initially I thought it was sarcasm too. The thing is, after he wrote that he tipped another $20. Which makes the whole thing 10x better.

 

[Very Honest Content]

What the fuck is up with the influx of gay opping tards this month?

Combination of DSP talking more openly about his use of the site on stream and false flags. Site looks down on backseat moderation but holy shit do they ask for it.

This kind of weaponized autism only hurts our reputation as gawkers and shit-talkers.

Every time some sperg comes in here with some public autistic plot to “take down the DarksydePhil,” Phil amps up the victimization bullshit and the paypigs are incentivized to tip even more. Which basically lowers the amount of begging which has become the best thing about the DSP show.

Everyone here just wants to see a grown man humiliate himself publicly, completely by his own doing. We don’t need to do anything to see Phil ruin his life. What the fuck is so hard to understand about “stand back and stand by?”

Which is why even though technically dear leader dislikes the backseat moderation on the site, here I make an exception in this subforum and let it happen without reports with glee when some account asks for it like Bryan Dunn begging for outlines of male genitals.

I wonder if the recent influx of cringe posts is because of DSP talking about kiwi more often? Seems like the type of losers who enjoy his content would become a gay ops detractor after rubbing two brain cells together.

My advice is to get a hobby, this shit should be a guilty pleasure.

Right there with you, the more he says about his use of here the more it'll happen and the more exceptional individuals in his unironic fanbase will get stupid ideas to try and bait commentators here with dumb shit like the banned user's plans.

Jesus Christ, talk about having your life controlled by some people you never met lmao

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Double financial lifejackets are the funniest wheelchair looking shit I've ever seen regularly, so keep paying, paypigs, it's going to sweatymanjpgs anyway.

Rate me optimistic but I think a huge portion of the shit said in Phil’s chat is sarcasm and I feel like a lot of people here take it at face value.
Yes there’s retards but I feel like 75% is just sneak dissing or in-jokes.

67/33 split ironic/legit but you have a good point. However, if you paypig for Phil then you're automatically in the 1/3 legit supporter collumn whether in denial about it or not.