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Schmeckel said:
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So I was watching a restream of Phil's Divinity playthrough when all of a sudden I was struck by the oddest case of deja vu.
People in Phil's chat were trying to help him and point out that there was an issue with PayPal. Phil sarcastically derides them by saying "Alright, well, what do you want me to do? I don't own PayPal. There's nothing I can do about it, they need to fix it."
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Phil being unnecessarily abrasive and condescending to people trying to get his attention towards something wrong with his streaming? What did that remind me of...? Oh, yes!
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4 years later and we have, cadence for cadence, word for word, the EXACT SAME petty hissy fit towards his own fans and viewers. You know, just in case you wanted more evidence of Phil's astounding growth as time passes.
 
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KKKrèmebrûlée said:
"Phil when is your ear appointment?" "It's in March, but I might not be able to go because of Kat's new schedule" This mature adult can't even manage to drop his wife off at work and then drive to an appointment, for something he has said multiple times is debilitating and needs to be fixed.
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This is so embarrassing. Or rather, it would be, if Dave had any semblance of dignity as a man left. Imagine being an almost forty year old man and telling people you might not make it to an appointment because of "your wife's schedule". So, even if Kat has his car during her shift at work, this tells us that the piggy can't even muster the last remaining strength in his hooves to call an uber. I bet he needs Kat to fill in all the paperwork at the doctor's like a child needs his mommy to.
Just fucking sad, mate. I honestly don't see Dave lasting many more years. He's eventually going to have an epiphany about his life and realize how fucking pathetic and miserable his life will be in his twilight years and he's going to swallow a bullet.
 
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Freshtodeath said:
Listening to his rant on trash. He said they save up months worth of cat shit in a trashcan then take it to the dump. That is fucking disgusting. Their garage must smell like death.
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A fucking month's worth of cat litter is going to weigh a lot, too. When we had a cat, we had two trash cans just for litter because if we put it all in one it was a bit of a strain to lift - and that was for one week's worth of litter.
What a spectacle it would be to watch mister bad back struggle to load and unload 100 lbs. of shitty cat litter. He absolutely hates it and hates that cat.
 
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Madmartigan said:
A fucking month's worth of cat litter is going to weigh a lot, too. When we had a cat, we had two trash cans just for litter because if we put it all in one it was a bit of a strain to lift - and that was for one week's worth of litter.
What a spectacle it would be to watch mister bad back struggle to load and unload 100 lbs. of shitty cat litter. He absolutely hates it and hates that cat.
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Bold of you to assume that he's lifting anything.
I actually assume that Kat is taking solo trips to the dump because she's disgusted at how 'Philthy' the Pig Pen has gotten.
She may be retarded but she's not shit on the walls retarded.
 
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SlushFiend said:
Gets $300 and won't do anything nice like, spin in the chair or wear a hat because it would make him to hot. :stress:
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He should spray himself with the water bottle like he was willing to do before if he's so hot.

Edit: Some great lying lore here. Apparently Maximillian_Dood years ago would reach out to Phil behind dah scenes for help with copyright issues on youtube. Good guy Phil helped get Max his popularity and success, dood! He's so fucking delusional and that is one of the most obvious lies he's ever told.
 
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KKKrèmebrûlée said:
"Phil when is your ear appointment?" "It's in March, but I might not be able to go because of Kat's new schedule" This mature adult can't even manage to drop his wife off at work and then drive to an appointment, for something he has said multiple times is debilitating and needs to be fixed.
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But that could mean *gasp* slightly altering his streaming schedule for a day! His whales would surely become confused and wallow in misery due to such a slight deviation from the norm.
Considering how close they live to Kat's job, it would be fairly cheap and easy for her to take an Uber to and from work that day. I assume that his doctor is farther away than her workplace (maybe a lot farther), so that'd make more sense than him taking an Uber.
Either Phil hasn't taken the thirty seconds needed to come up with that solution, or he's too fucking scared to suggest to his wife that she do something very slightly out of the ordinary that would be barely any inconvenience at all, so that he can drive himself to the doctor.
 
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Madmartigan said:
But that could mean *gasp* slightly altering his streaming schedule for a day! His whales would surely become confused and wallow in misery due to such a slight deviation from the norm.
Considering how close they live to Kat's job, it would be fairly cheap and easy for her to take an Uber to and from work that day. I assume that his doctor is farther away than her workplace (maybe a lot farther), so that'd make more sense than him taking an Uber.
Either Phil hasn't taken the thirty seconds needed to come up with that solution, or he's too fucking scared to suggest to his wife that she do something very slightly out of the ordinary that would be barely any inconvenience at all, so that he can drive himself to the doctor.
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The Uber driver might be a detractor who will literally try to kill him.
 
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Swirling weeb said:
the softness of these peep's skulls are something else
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But he's right, actually!

Joyful_oblivion, you know what would make us really mad? If you empty your bank account and give all your money to Phil! (Extra points if you sell everything you own)

You would destroy us so hard that I might even write an apology email.
 
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