Containment What If?

[Holdek]

Dude, you have way too much time in your hands.

He'd shit on the ground like the savage ape he is. As we've all seen from his Cherokee videos, Chris is quite the tribal. Actually, I'm pretty sure the Cherokee didn't just shit wherever, so Chris is a fucking caveman.

Chris is practically feral at this point.

 

[GS 281]

What if Chris was a consultant for McKinsey?

 

[Barley]

What if Chris gained the ability to change moments of his past at will?

 

[High-Tech Redneck]

What if Chris gained the ability to change moments of his past at will?

SheCameForCWC.jpg would no longer exist.

 

[GS 281]

What if the Kiwis built a monument in honor of Chris?

 

[CornetteFace]

What if the Kiwis built a monument in honor of Chris?

This site and the wiki is not enough?

 

[GS 281]

I was thinking a 20 foot stone sculpture of Chris and Sonichu from the first scene of Sonichu where Chris tells him to zap to the extreme.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris had no penis?

 

[High-Tech Redneck]

What if Chris's date with Emily had gone alright and she let Chris kiss her?

What if Chris had no penis?

If this happened before 2013-2014, he'd be horrified
If it happened today, he'd rejoice and revel at the glory of his mangina.

 

[Drawets Rednaxela]

What if Chris had no penis?

If Chris were born female, he'd most likely have been sexually assaulted by now. Swings and roundabouts. ☺

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris's date with Emily had gone alright and she let Chris kiss her?

Emily, after the kiss:

 

[High-Tech Redneck]

Emily, after the kiss:

Well, as usual, things went wrong extremely fast.

 

[Apocalypso]

What if the admins leaked an actual video of Barb spooning Chris?

 

[High-Tech Redneck]

What if the admins leaked an actual video of Barb spooning Chris?

It'd finally answer the question as to who the big spoon is and who the little spoon is.

 

[ON 190]

What if Chris became an autistic cyborg?

 

[Captain_Asshole]

What if Chris exploded?

 

[Zarkov]

What if Barb and Bob were 20 years younger when they gave birth to Chris?

The main consensus among Christorians is that Barb's age was the main factor behind Chris' autism. However, David Alan Chandler (Bob's son) has, if I got everything right, an autistic child. So perhaps the odds were actually stacked against Chris. It seems to run in the Chandler blood.

 

[CWCissey]

What if Chris became an autistic cyborg?

The Sperginator.

 

[Betachu]

What if Chris exploded?

He will by the time he's 40.

What if Chris's date with Emily had gone alright and she let Chris kiss her?

He'd hate the man in the zucchini suit instead for mind whipping her and sealing his lips shut with duck tape.

 

[Barmy4Blarms]

What if Chris owned a much, much nicer car than Son-Chu? A Ferrari for example.