Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

[Water-T]

She can't even nuke her Twitter account because a lot of her stuff gets archived.

The irony is delicious.

 

[Falling Star]

Becky said she wouldn't be communicative for the next few days... and to the surprise of no one, it was yet another lie. And no update on the mystery job.

[Lots of sperging about WandaVision and other boring stuff that I'm not going to cap.]

Spoiler: Full pics

Classic Becky.



Nazis! Under every rock and behind every tree!

 

[Water-T]

LOL. God only showed grace to those Jews that repented for idol worship and promised to abstain from worshiping other gods, you obstinate cunt. You'd know that if you actually read the Bible or Torah.

Yes, Daniel. And every lowercase t is secretly a Christian cross. It's just a fucking stage, you Doctor Zaius looking neckbeard.

Those two are made for each other, looking for anti-semitism where none exists in the quest for attention and oppression points.

 

[Kosher Salt]

Actually, a bunch of Jews were slaughtered for worshipping the Golden Calf...

Exodus 32:26 So [Moses] stood at the entrance to the camp and said, “Whoever is for the Lord, come to me.” And all the Levites rallied to him. 27 Then he said to them, "This is what the Lord, the God of Israel, says: ‘Each man strap a sword to his side. Go back and forth through the camp from one end to the other, each killing his brother and friend and neighbor.’” 28 The Levites did as Moses commanded, and that day about three thousand of the people died.​

And then, the ones who worshipped the calf who weren't slaughtered were still condemned to damnation, and God struck them with a plague...

33 The Lord replied to Moses, “Whoever has sinned against me I will blot out of my book. 34 Now go, lead the people to the place I spoke of, and my angel will go before you. However, when the time comes for me to punish, I will punish them for their sin.” 35 And the Lord struck the people with a plague because of what they did with the calf Aaron had made.​

But sure, "allowed to worship & return to His good graces."

 

[Knojkamarangasan_#4]

I could see other SJW types taking a chance on her thinking that she was done dirty (by the evil right wing racists Republicans in Hollywood, natch) and would thrive in a more welcoming environment. Hopefully I'm wrong.

They have to be the craziest of social justice types like #pluralgang snaketrannylady Liz vong ching chong Jones then and even Liz seems to be somewhat competent compared to Becky's bs. Maybe one of those headmates is a competent man who knows. Sidenote how long until Becky "comes out" as plural? I'm honestly suprised she haven't yet. Considering the level of nonsense she claims to be.




Also remember whenever something happens, Becky is ALWAYS THE MOST AFFECTED also mad at KF again.

 

[Very Honest Content]

Kiwifarms and the kiwifarmers on there are taken more seriously as archievists who work hard than the unhappiest bitch on earth. This isn't new news but damn is it hilarious to watch her go reeee at it yet again!

 

[Tragi-Chan]

They have to be the craziest of social justice types like #pluralgang snaketrannylady Liz vong ching chong Jones then and even Liz seems to be somewhat competent compared to Becky's bs. Maybe one of those headmates is a competent man who knows. Sidenote how long until Becky "comes out" as plural? I'm honestly suprised she haven't yet. Considering the level of nonsense she claims to be.

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Also remember whenever something happens, Becky is ALWAYS THE MOST AFFECTED also mad at KF again.

“As an archivist?” As an archivist, then what? Did she get distracted halfway through her post by a pork sandwich and forget to make an actual point? Even by Becky’s standards, this is a lame attempt to make it about her.

Also she omitted to mention the fact that she’s an unemployed archivist who never got beyond first-job-out-of-college positions. I feel like if you’re going to try to leverage your experience as an archivist against people, that’s a pretty significant omission.

 

[fidgetspinnerdildo]

I hadn't checked in on this thread since 2018, and I spent a week scrolling through hundreds of pages for Becky's fresh antics. I was delighted to find that she continues the same cycle of chimping about nothing important, pretending to be a Mexican man and serving bacon-topped lox at her self-induced pity party (decorated with Gamergate balloons). Never change, Becky.

 

[Next Task]

Sounds like Becky thinks that, as an archivist, if she doesn't like the source of what she's archiving then she can just ignore it. Makes me think she did an intentionally terrible job archiving at Riot, then, because we know she hates the company.

We all know it, but just to say it: Becky, like numerous lolcows, only hates the Farms because we document her bullshit. It's in her personal interest to claim we're full of lies, so ignore the fact that a bunch of autists using free archiving websites are clearly better at it than someone with a masters degree in the area.

So not only do we use her own words to expose her lies, turns out we're better than her at the one thing she's done that could legitimately be considered an accomplishment. Die mad, Becky.

 

[Charlie Delicious]

Becky mad KF archives are used more than anything she's ever done

 

[Law]

Any organization which hires her either failed, spectacularly, to do its due diligence or their values align with Becky's. In either case, they deserve her.

A gas station night-shift saga would be amazing. It'll never happen, but my cold little troll heart can dream.

 

[melty]

Becky has to wait to find out if she gets something she wants. This affects her SO MUCH MORE than when it happens to anybody else!

I don't really care if she gets the "dream job" or not - Riot, Paramount, and staying at home were all also "dream jobs" and we know how that turned out. The thing really could be be cheesy lobster taster and she'd still shit out tweets about how the servant bringing her the lobster misgendered her and she cried.

She is so mad that KF are better and more respected archivists, lol.

 

[Water-T]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

Basic Bitch Becky must be FUMING that even trannies have to admit that we archive on a level she could only dream of achieving.

Die mad and fat about it, Becky.

 

[Pargon]

Becky has to wait to find out if she gets something she wants. This affects her SO MUCH MORE than when it happens to anybody else!
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I don't really care if she gets the "dream job" or not - Riot, Paramount, and staying at home were all also "dream jobs" and we know how that turned out. The thing really could be be cheesy lobster taster and she'd still shit out tweets about how the servant bringing her the lobster misgendered her and she cried.

She is so mad that KF are better and more respected archivists, lol.

What is she referring to with this Can't, Sorry, Waiting mode she's talking about? Going out with friends? She doesn't have any. Other plans involving going out like getting her hair did? Fuck, not even a pandemic stopped her doing that, a bit of autism isn't standing in her way.

The only thing I can figure is doing things to contribute to the household, so it's just a fucking excuse, the latest in an endless list, and unnecessary besides, since she's got the cucks' nadgers in mason jars in her nightstand.

 

[Knojkamarangasan_#4]

What is she referring to with this Can't, Sorry, Waiting mode she's talking about? Going out with friends? She doesn't have any. Other plans involving going out like getting her hair did? Fuck, not even a pandemic stopped her doing that, a bit of autism isn't standing in her way.

The only thing I can figure is doing things to contribute to the household, so it's just a fucking excuse, the latest in an endless list, and unnecessary besides, since she's got the cucks' nadgers in mason jars in her nightstand.

Remember that apparently they used to even have cleaning ladies or something to take care of the house since apparently all 3 are too lazy to do anything to take care of the house and also buy takeout instead of ever cooking. But remember to donate to poor starving NONBINARYSPOUSE Becky!!!

 

[RisingPhoenix]

Look Bex, Frank Cifaldi couldn't really keep a job in the games industry, relies strongly on the kindness of strangers and he seems to actually do his job as an archivist to where people outside the Kiwi Farms know he exists for the purposes of it. I still don't know what it is you were ever at Riot for in the first place that they felt they needed inhouse.

I'm big on preservation too, but it doesn't seem like a job many publishers, let alone developers, will do as a lark. It seems like something that needs to be a consultancy position, which is what Frank is slowly turning into, he works with lots of companies now rather than trying to lock down at one company. Frank also does a lot of it on his own, approaching companies himself with stuff he's already archived to show them the value of it. And he's got way more stuff than he can handle, he copied like all of Game Informer's shit and barely has the ability to work with it years later. And it's already been organized and cataloged once too. Maybe you should talk to Frank or somebody about helping out and seeing where that leads!

haha jk

The real irony is that a lot of preservation comes from small group efforts these days, the Pokemon GS Spaceworld 1997 beta was a team effort, and Forest of Illusion are responsible for inital findings of the Zelda 64 beta maps and a playable version of Dinosaur Planet. Even the journalists that make a song and dance about preservation are not really doing that much work vs the actual community. Mostly because it might mean digging into "icky" places like 4chan.

When was the last time Bex even posted her excitement at a weird beta turning up? She only cares if theres a way to make it about her.

Becky has to wait to find out if she gets something she wants. This affects her SO MUCH MORE than when it happens to anybody else!

I don't really care if she gets the "dream job" or not - Riot, Paramount, and staying at home were all also "dream jobs" and we know how that turned out. The thing really could be be cheesy lobster taster and she'd still shit out tweets about how the servant bringing her the lobster misgendered her and she cried.

She is so mad that KF are better and more respected archivists, lol.

Paramount was way down the list, she originally landed at 20th Century Fox after getting nowhere at Disney and other studios. Fox made the mistake of thinking they could let her work unchecked which led to her tweeting pretty much all day and getting into constant fights that led to the infamous "I'm hiding under my desk sobbing" tweet that's become legend in this thread. Her contract ended and they didn't renew or take her beyond probation. I suspect at Paramount they made very clear real quick she wasn't gonna be on her own or put in a situation where they could keep an eye on her, which is what eventually started her trying to find reasons she needed to not be in work so she could goof off again.

The whole film thing wasn't so much a dream, as her trying to scramble to find a replacement for the video game career and so she could act like she was getting somewhere in life working for the movies while all those gamer crybabies cried in mommy's basement. Bex rarely does anything for actual achievement, it's usually driven by spite or how she thinks it will make her look better on social media.

Also this is just another example of Bex claiming she can't handle her tism. Now this sort of thing can genuinely happen BUT - if you have the awareness to recognise it, then you have the smarts to know how to deal with the anxiety freeze or at least take steps to work around it. But nobodys gonna kick her ass to make it happen, the cucks have generally learned that makes things worse plus they've both proven to be inconsistent with the tough love approach anyway.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Remember that apparently they used to even have cleaning ladies or something to take care of the house since apparently all 3 are too lazy to do anything to take care of the house and also buy takeout instead of ever cooking. But remember to donate to poor starving NONBINARYSPOUSE Becky!!!

There was a great demonstration of how useless all three of them are when they lived in their last apartment. As I recall, the battery in their smoke detector ran down and it started beeping, loudly. Did they change the battery? No, they did not. They called the landlord and waited two or three days for maintenance to come by and change it for them, with the detector loudly beeping all the while. Now, maybe the owners don't want tenants doing shit like that, it's possible. But the smart bet is that Becky and her pet slugs are just absolutely useless.

Maybe they forgot about Jackson's kollege kareer learning about electronics. Or maybe Jackson skipped class the day they explained how to change batteries in small electronic devices.

 

[Cool Dog]

Theres really something wrong with the first world when a useless postergirl-against-adoption cunt like this is still alive

The OP needs updating

 

[Falling Star]

Becky is BIG MAD and tweeting up a storm. Someone dared to opine that WandaVision and the MCU isn't deep, meaningful cinema.

Not going to bother capping all of it, but check this out:






I'm always baffled by this. Where are all these haters, Becky? Literally where??
She always complains about people attacking her, but I can never find any! Her tweets get very little engagement, and I only ever see a handful of asspatters in her replies. And I don't recall her ever showing proof of hateful DMs either.

It's all bogus. Although I also like the explanation I've seen here on the Farms that these "haters" are actually Becky's own intrusive thoughts and self-hate.

 

[proteus4994]

As I recall, the battery in their smoke detector ran down and it started beeping, loudly. Did they change the battery? No, they did not. They called the landlord and waited two or three days for maintenance to come by and change it for them, with the detector loudly beeping all the while.

I hate doing this, but to be fair....

Most apartment complexes don’t want their tenants to change fire alarm batteries, because if they fuck it up (or just pull the battery and never replace it), the complex is on the hook for fire damage because appropriate warning systems weren’t in place or something like that. You’re actually supposed to call maintenance to change it out.

Every place I’ve ever rented had it somewhere in the contract that I shouldn’t fuck with fire alarm batteries.