Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?


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Seriously? You'd think Bob would love a movie like Scream since he loves all the winks and nods and self-referentialism in his beloved Marvel movies.
Yes, but the way Scream did it meant now other people could make those references and so he was no longer special. When the MCU does it, he can still pretend that no one else understood it and only he's smart enough to know what they mean.
 
What's with his hateboner for Bruce Springsteen? Bruce is hardcore Democrat and so are the majority of his fans here in NJ, no matter what their income is. (with the exception of a certain former Governor) I guess Bob feels that Bruce celebrates and appeals to the working man all over the US?
 
the shitta signature actually devaluates the already worthless dvd. what a fucking retard
also im ready to gamble that no one outside the inbred clan has called this moron the chippa.
People in this thread including myself will call him that - but the things is, we do so only to mock him. And rightfully so, because it's a fucking retarded name.
 
Bob, at 8 kids and 39 grandkids, this guy has WAY beaten you at the evolution game. That's 47 votes to your family's... 5? (including you and your brother)

Welcome to democracy. Demographics is destiny, bitch.

From page 48 on my copy of his book.
Instead, my college and film pursuits filled my time. Working at Blockbuster (and then Suncoast Video, and then Blockbuster again) helped me channel my growing film vocabulary into a useful job skill, but more importantly it afforded me the ability to make friends of coworkers. These turned out to be the most genuine and lasting friendships I’d had in my life thus far, and a particular assemblage of pals culled from that first Blockbuster job became a posse of like-minded movie buffs with whom I started an independent filmmaking outfit—today, several of them are frequent collaborators in the production of “The Game OverThinker.”​

Then on page 49.
Meanwhile, my second Blockbuster job led me to what seemed at the time like a stroke of great fortune: an older gentleman (who will remain nameless) came in asking if he could leave some flyers—turns out, he was starting up a film criticism show for local cable-access television and was looking for on-air talent. Store policy said I had to tell him no, but it said nothing about me volunteering for the position myself. After a set of meetings and conversations, I was hired to do the show along with this person and a female co-host. The resulting show was… what you’d expect from local cable, but it was exposure and a chance to work on my “craft,” such as it was. I was the colorful member of the team, the younger guy with the wild opinions and the deeper film knowledge. It was a fun time… while it lasted.​

Then back to page 50.
My time at Blockbuster (number 2) ended soon after that (around 2005, if I recall correctly), but my ongoing friendship with a coworker from the first Blockbuster was able to finagle me a job with him at Best Buy, where I soon found myself moved from a morbid grind in the appliances department (“Yes, we can swap the hinges on that fridge.” “Yes, the ice-maker needs to be hooked up to a water supply”) to the DVD, music and video-games department that was in those days the profit-driving centerpiece of any big electronics store. By then I’d been selling movies for almost a decade, and while my time away from the medium left me a little shaky on the names and faces (who were all these people and creatures on the Xbox and PS2 boxes?) the skill set translated to selling games pretty handily. As you’ll no doubt intuit, it was hard to be around video games – even as a salesman – and not be drawn back toward them. But, in truth, I’d been nudging my way back for awhile by then.​

Seriously do a text search for "blockbuster" in his book. There's a LOT of instances.

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I’d never gotten much of a sense that anything was especially “off” about the guy running the show. I knew he was fairly conservative politically – ex-military and an ex-cop – but it had never come up in any kind of negative way. But upon the release of Mel Gibson’s “The Passion of Christ” and the controversy surrounding it something seemed to change in him. I was fairly certain both co-hosts knew that I’d seen the film and hadn’t cared for it, and expected it would make a good show when we sat down to review it. Instead, I got a phone call, and an unnervingly scary life experience.​

My employer (though, for the record, I wasn’t technically being “paid” for my services on the show) summoned me to a “meeting” in his van, in an empty parking lot early in the morning. He did freelance security work (or he said he did, at least), and was “on the job.” This set off more red flags than I could count, but I showed up to meet him. He presented me with a printout of a scathing blog review I’d posted after seeing the film the first time, and wanted to know what I had “against Jesus Christ.” Unwisely, I offered that my objection was to the anti-Semitism in the film and was told “Those people had ‘Schindler’s List,’ now this is our turn”… I was then told that he would be using the “Passion” discussion as an occasion to promote the film’s “positive message,” and that if I wouldn’t go along (by saying I liked the movie) my time on the show would be over.​

And that was that. I never heard from the guy again, but I know his show didn’t last long without me. I’m told he’d behaved in a manner (because it’s hearsay I won’t get into specifics) that disturbed the production staff during the taping of the “Passion” episode, and that my name had come up, which had me walking around more than a little paranoid for a few weeks; but nothing ever came of it.​

I'm starting to think that incident formed his opinion of right-wing folks more than we realize...

Actually sounds a lot like Bob too. I dunno what is up with that area of Mass. but it seems to produce a whole horde of "temporarily embarrassed nobles."
Bob Chipman is a deeply mentally disturbed person.
 
What's with his hateboner for Bruce Springsteen? Bruce is hardcore Democrat and so are the majority of his fans here in NJ, no matter what their income is. (with the exception of a certain former Governor) I guess Bob feels that Bruce celebrates and appeals to the working man all over the US?
It's weird because in theory dems are the "people's party", the left leaning group that appeals to the undermench/proletariat/mayonnaise ghouls. But instead the working class hates them and the pampered college-educated classes love them.
Bob's actually a really good example of this. One of the very few things he's good at.
 
he absolutely would have lorded that power over his employees and been the worst kind of tyrant. And it would have been the greatest days of his life until he got fired for it, though he would always claim it was for some other reason.

"The Good-Ol-Boys network inside the company was out to protect it's own. They fired me by claiming I was discriminating by firing all the white supremacists that I found trying wo work/shop with me, and there were literally NO complaints! (from normal people) about that! Why, everyone in my district LOVED the fact they knew they could shop or be employed at my store and not be confronted by a Nazi! I was literally protecting the public and they wouldn't listen because just one redneck Jesus-freak complained."

(We all know the only Nazi in the store was the one behind the counter who practically shuriken'd your member card back at you when he saw you were renting Patton, muttering "jingoistic revisionist crap for jingoistic crapheads" under his breath juuuuuuuuuuuust loud enough to hear, oh... across the street? And selectively "Forgetting" to offer your earned discounts if you looked like you might have been a fan of Bush, based only on the clothing you were wearing.)
 
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Yes, but the way Scream did it meant now other people could make those references and so he was no longer special. When the MCU does it, he can still pretend that no one else understood it and only he's smart enough to know what they mean.
Wait until another film deconstructs the tropes of the MCU the same way Scream did for horror film. Bob won’t feel special anymore.
 
Wait until another film deconstructs the tropes of the MCU the same way Scream did for horror film. Bob won’t feel special anymore.


He actually isn't special right now. How does he not know people who watches the MCU are actually Marvel Comic fans? Shit, most people watch Marvel movies before the MCU became a thing. A fucking rando with internet access can even look up Marvel characters. The movie practically writes itself, that even people who hasn't read comic books can get it on the first try.
 
He actually isn't special right now. How does he not know people who watches the MCU are actually Marvel Comic fans? Shit, most people watch Marvel movies before the MCU became a thing. A fucking rando with internet access can even look up Marvel characters. The movie practically writes itself, that even people who hasn't read comic books can get it on the first try.
i'm 99.99% sure we've had superhero deconstruction/lampooning movies before.

making one that focuses on the MCU would be, I dunno, kinda narcissistic of Disney but I could see them doing it. The problem is that it'd be pseudointellectual as all hell. Probably focused on Howard the Duck or Deadpool if I had my likeliest guesses.
 
And still a virgin because that's a multiversal constant.
Indeed.
Unwisely, I offered that my objection was to the anti-Semitism in the film and was told “Those people had ‘Schindler’s List,’ now this is our turn”… I was then told that he would be using the “Passion” discussion as an occasion to promote the film’s “positive message,” and that if I wouldn’t go along (by saying I liked the movie) my time on the show would be over.
Today in ”shit that never happened”.

I doubt anyone would defend a passion play by saying ”yeah it's anti-Semitic but Jews get too much attention” instead of just admitting that saying ”the Jews in Jerusalem had some role in the death of Jesus” doesn't mean you want to start building gas chambers.
What's with his hateboner for Bruce Springsteen? Bruce is hardcore Democrat and so are the majority of his fans here in NJ, no matter what their income is. (with the exception of a certain former Governor) I guess Bob feels that Bruce celebrates and appeals to the working man all over the US?
Working-class people love him, ergo he hates him.
dems are the "people's party"
:lol: at anyone that believes that.

At best, Dems represent a small segment of the urban working and middle class. At worst, they represent lobbyists.
 
At best, Dems represent a small segment of the urban working and middle class. At worst, they represent lobbyists.
At this point, you wonder if modern day politics actually represent the average joe because a lot of people (or at least, the loudest) are so focused on moving on and leaving a lot of destitute people in their wake.
 
What's with his hateboner for Bruce Springsteen? Bruce is hardcore Democrat and so are the majority of his fans here in NJ, no matter what their income is. (with the exception of a certain former Governor) I guess Bob feels that Bruce celebrates and appeals to the working man all over the US?
That's exactly it. Bruce has a solid Blue Dog sort of image that doesn't gel with Bob's urban uber alles mindset.
Yes, but the way Scream did it meant now other people could make those references and so he was no longer special. When the MCU does it, he can still pretend that no one else understood it and only he's smart enough to know what they mean.
I think his specific hatred of Scream revolves around the fact that his high school "bullies" liked it. Of course the references in the MCU are far, far more obscure so his Google based geekdom isn't as threatened by it.
Wait until another film deconstructs the tropes of the MCU the same way Scream did for horror film. Bob won’t feel special anymore.
He'll hate it with an intense passion. Hell, he already doesn't like the DCEU or The Dark Knight for standing in sharper contrast to the goofy sort of nature of the MCU, so I imagine that the film to finally lampoon it will be dark not only because it will provide proper commentary but also because that will piss Marvel stans like him off the most.
 
At this point, you wonder if modern day politics actually represent the average joe because a lot of people (or at least, the loudest) are so focused on moving on and leaving a lot of destitute people in their wake.
The problem with US politics is that it's very easy to enrich yourself or just follow the whip but harder to vote with your conscience.
 
Bob, at 8 kids and 39 grandkids, this guy has WAY beaten you at the evolution game. That's 47 votes to your family's... 5? (including you and your brother)

Welcome to democracy. Demographics is destiny, bitch.

From page 48 on my copy of his book.
Instead, my college and film pursuits filled my time. Working at Blockbuster (and then Suncoast Video, and then Blockbuster again) helped me channel my growing film vocabulary into a useful job skill, but more importantly it afforded me the ability to make friends of coworkers. These turned out to be the most genuine and lasting friendships I’d had in my life thus far, and a particular assemblage of pals culled from that first Blockbuster job became a posse of like-minded movie buffs with whom I started an independent filmmaking outfit—today, several of them are frequent collaborators in the production of “The Game OverThinker.”​

Then on page 49.
Meanwhile, my second Blockbuster job led me to what seemed at the time like a stroke of great fortune: an older gentleman (who will remain nameless) came in asking if he could leave some flyers—turns out, he was starting up a film criticism show for local cable-access television and was looking for on-air talent. Store policy said I had to tell him no, but it said nothing about me volunteering for the position myself. After a set of meetings and conversations, I was hired to do the show along with this person and a female co-host. The resulting show was… what you’d expect from local cable, but it was exposure and a chance to work on my “craft,” such as it was. I was the colorful member of the team, the younger guy with the wild opinions and the deeper film knowledge. It was a fun time… while it lasted.​

Then back to page 50.
My time at Blockbuster (number 2) ended soon after that (around 2005, if I recall correctly), but my ongoing friendship with a coworker from the first Blockbuster was able to finagle me a job with him at Best Buy, where I soon found myself moved from a morbid grind in the appliances department (“Yes, we can swap the hinges on that fridge.” “Yes, the ice-maker needs to be hooked up to a water supply”) to the DVD, music and video-games department that was in those days the profit-driving centerpiece of any big electronics store. By then I’d been selling movies for almost a decade, and while my time away from the medium left me a little shaky on the names and faces (who were all these people and creatures on the Xbox and PS2 boxes?) the skill set translated to selling games pretty handily. As you’ll no doubt intuit, it was hard to be around video games – even as a salesman – and not be drawn back toward them. But, in truth, I’d been nudging my way back for awhile by then.​

Seriously do a text search for "blockbuster" in his book. There's a LOT of instances.

Also bonus notice:
I’d never gotten much of a sense that anything was especially “off” about the guy running the show. I knew he was fairly conservative politically – ex-military and an ex-cop – but it had never come up in any kind of negative way. But upon the release of Mel Gibson’s “The Passion of Christ” and the controversy surrounding it something seemed to change in him. I was fairly certain both co-hosts knew that I’d seen the film and hadn’t cared for it, and expected it would make a good show when we sat down to review it. Instead, I got a phone call, and an unnervingly scary life experience.​

My employer (though, for the record, I wasn’t technically being “paid” for my services on the show) summoned me to a “meeting” in his van, in an empty parking lot early in the morning. He did freelance security work (or he said he did, at least), and was “on the job.” This set off more red flags than I could count, but I showed up to meet him. He presented me with a printout of a scathing blog review I’d posted after seeing the film the first time, and wanted to know what I had “against Jesus Christ.” Unwisely, I offered that my objection was to the anti-Semitism in the film and was told “Those people had ‘Schindler’s List,’ now this is our turn”… I was then told that he would be using the “Passion” discussion as an occasion to promote the film’s “positive message,” and that if I wouldn’t go along (by saying I liked the movie) my time on the show would be over.​

And that was that. I never heard from the guy again, but I know his show didn’t last long without me. I’m told he’d behaved in a manner (because it’s hearsay I won’t get into specifics) that disturbed the production staff during the taping of the “Passion” episode, and that my name had come up, which had me walking around more than a little paranoid for a few weeks; but nothing ever came of it.​

I'm starting to think that incident formed his opinion of right-wing folks more than we realize...

Actually sounds a lot like Bob too. I dunno what is up with that area of Mass. but it seems to produce a whole horde of "temporarily embarrassed nobles."
Bob's the only person I know who would brag about working a dead-end retail job for ten years. Most people would say . "Yeah, I worked retail for awhile. It was a paycheck and I had bills to pay." But here Bob's treating being a salesjockey at Best Buy as some grand act of Games of Thronesian intrigue. "By my third year, I had ingratiated myself with the general manager and, thanks to my knowledge of the Nintendo back catalogue and willingness to work on weekends (when everyone else was out partying,) I was soon catapulted into the halls of power. By my fourth year, I was granted access to the executive refrigerator and the privilege of taking home whatever leftovers had not been consumed by the end of the week. I knew then, my ascension to the Gaming Aisle Sales Floor would only be a matter of time."

It's interesting to see that the Escapist wasn't the only "employer" that had trouble getting Bob to fall in line. If your Boss is a religious nut who tells you not to insult a certain movie he wants to promote, then you either roll with it, or you leave his service. I like how Bob's reaction to the cable show boss' behavior was not "I shouldn't act exceptional about the things I'm passionate about lest I turn people off," but rather, "Conservatives shouldn't act exceptional about the things they're passionate about, but it's okay when I do it because I have the Right Opinions." Bob was given an object lesson of what happens when people stan for a religious/political opinion too much and it just flew right over his tall, fat head.
 
Indeed.

Today in ”shit that never happened”.

I doubt anyone would defend a passion play by saying ”yeah it's anti-Semitic but Jews get too much attention” instead of just admitting that saying ”the Jews in Jerusalem had some role in the death of Jesus” doesn't mean you want to start building gas chambers.

Working-class people love him, ergo he hates him.

:lol: at anyone that believes that.

At best, Dems represent a small segment of the urban working and middle class. At worst, they represent lobbyists.
I'm surprised Bob couldn't even noob up a proper argument (even post facto if he's telling Tall Tales of Tumblr/ r/ThatHappened) like, the fact that what happened to Jesus was SUPPOSED to happen AND Jesus said "Father forgive them for they know not what they do." So, being mad at Jews for the crucifixion is not only counterproductive, it's ridiculous, and as a (even lapsed) Catholic, Bob if he were as smart as he claims to be would have pointed this out in any situation where this might have come up.

I really, REALLY don't get Christians that think this way: "we're mad at Jews because they 'killed Jesus'", it's like REALLY? So, you'd just rather NOT have Jesus die for your sins and thus be lost forever? With logic like that, they might as well be mad at Italians forever, because the Romans "pulled the trigger".
 
I'm surprised Bob couldn't even noob up a proper argument (even post facto if he's telling Tall Tales of Tumblr/ r/ThatHappened) like, the fact that what happened to Jesus was SUPPOSED to happen AND Jesus said "Father forgive them for they know not what they do." So, being mad at Jews for the crucifixion is not only counterproductive, it's ridiculous, and as a (even lapsed) Catholic, Bob if he were as smart as he claims to be would have pointed this out in any situation where this might have come up.
It's especially ridiculous because he claims to have been trained on Catholic theology by ”Jesuit professors” at a ”seminary level”.
I really, REALLY don't get Christians that think this way: "we're mad at Jews because they 'killed Jesus'", it's like REALLY? So, you'd just rather NOT have Jesus die for your sins and thus be lost forever?
The mistake people make is conflating the Jewish religious authorities in Jerusalem, which crucified Jesus because he was a threat to their power, with every Jew on the planet.
 
He'll hate it with an intense passion. Hell, he already doesn't like the DCEU or The Dark Knight for standing in sharper contrast to the goofy sort of nature of the MCU, so I imagine that the film to finally lampoon it will be dark not only because it will provide proper commentary but also because that will piss Marvel stans like him off the most.
Wait, doesn't something like Watchmen, The Boys (TV show anyway because fuck the comic and Garth Ennis), Kick-Ass 1-2, and the upcoming Robert Pattison Batman do all those things? Like they do take the piss on MCU's shit a lot.
 
Wait, doesn't something like Watchmen, The Boys (TV show anyway because fuck the comic and Garth Ennis), Kick-Ass 1-2, and the upcoming Robert Pattison Batman do all those things? Like they do take the piss on MCU's shit a lot.
I might be confusing Bob with a different manchild, but didn't he once go on a rant about Watchmen where he saw it in pretty much the same way he sees Joker? I remember the gist of it being along the lines of it being bad because it took a darker look at superheroes and it appealed to edgy dudebros.
 
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You can see another spate of e-begging coming. He is using someone called Josh Ruben as the bait:
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Sold! Take my money you big pussy!

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Tell on your MAGA family just like the Red Guards did!
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I don't think describing Bobby's view as "Eugenicist" is diluting the term's meaning, the way that describing Trump as "Fascist" does.

Another spot-on take by Fox G. Green: transsexualism is a disease that came out of Consumerism. Bobby justifies transsexualism by "it harms no one but 'bigots' " and "you are evil if you don't agree with me" -- both are, of course, dead wrong,
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The discussion goes from transsexuals to every grievance under the sun: Christians, wypopo, mah jews, and what have you.
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Conservatives are literally Nazis! Just as Bobby told us long before!
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I spoke too soon: Conservatives aren't just Nazis; they are the serial killers who live next door:
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Fascism entitles us to bomb things:
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If Bobby lived during the FUN part of the 40s he couldn't have gotten his fairy small amount of food. What a moron.

Body-shaped pillows and other ills of Glorious Nippon:
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MCU creatures are our "folk heroes", and the Catholic Church was just the Disney of yore:
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If what he said is true, this is just a symptom of the spiritual poverty of our age, when the words of God is reduced to a "narrative", and pastoral guidance is seen as social control or, worse, hegemonic power.

Bobby goes on. His argument is basically "your treasured ancient literature and folklore were just cheap entertainments like MCU" and "we construct history with arbitrary scraps". Anyone with a passing interest in anthropology is going to get mad at him. He also thinks that other modern people are as historically ignorant as he is:
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Marvel is real art:
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Lauren Fox's thread. I'm less familiar with Iowa Writer Workshop but it is well-known that CIA did support Abstract Expressionism -- yet being under the auspices of CIA doesn't mean Abstract Expressionism is necessarily "bad art" or "non art".

More on art. For a change Bobby is right about something -- and I don't mean "Jeff Koons is underrated":
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I presume this is about Wanda:
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"Video essayist"
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I have no idea which video he's talking about.

Long comic-book talk with Luke. Of course I don't follow at all but it seems Bobby has more sympathy towards Thanos "The Space Hitler" than the real-life "Nazis" he rages against every day:
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Channel Awesome / AVGN:
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Simp:
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What if she makes herself cry? Will she end up peppering her head, tiny snowflakes upon one big snowflake?

WTF simp:
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