US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
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BibiLivesMatter said:
Honestly Biden winning and being president has provided more entertainment in mental gymnastics people take with things then during Trumps presidency.
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Judging by the way he's managed to anger a lot of his supporters in the past few weeks, I think we're going to see some olympics-tier gymnastics coming from his sycophants.
 
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Not Really Here said:
Take out a bunch of loans, buy silver, pay off loans with trillion dollar note you get back as change from buying bread next year. Yay hyperinflation!
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teriyakiburns said:
Just make sure you get a fixed rate.
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Seems like a good plan, but something tells me if my salary is hyperinflated to $3M a year there will be some out in favor of the banks to stop me paying off a home equity loan with grocery money.

I could be wrong, but I'm betting there wasn't a massive spike in mortgage payoffs in Weimar Germany, Zimbabwe, or Argentina...
 
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Malodorous Merkin said:
I think you're onto something.

It's amazing how hard and fast Joe is fucking up and pissing off basically everybody. This isn't an accident, there's a strategy behind this.

It's like his handlers are setting him up so he looks as terrible as possible, which in turn will and make Kammy look good by comparison after Joe is tossed into the woodchipper.

And Kammy is going to need all the PR tricks they can muster, because she's just a horrendous human being.

There are too many fuckups coming too fast. It has to be a matter of Operation Sacrificial Old Goat being in play.
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25th amendment activate!
 
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Drag-on Knight 91873 said:
And in this case, I can sympathize. Not getting their $2000 check and worrying about eviction after serving as the Neo-Libs' footsoldiers and being the people who actually risked the election fraud charges. Not enough for me to root for them, but the Neo-Libs were the ones who betrayed them, not the other way around.
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I personally am rooting for the neolibs to screw over the left. The left has been nothing but pathetic and a nuisance since the summer.
 
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TitusVoid said:
I personally am rooting for the neolibs to screw over the left. The left has been nothing but pathetic and a nuisance since the summer.
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Neolibs are the ones who control Silicon Valley, Hollywood, and the governorships of New York, Washington, Portland, and California. They're the ones that are currently deciding American policy. They're the ones speedrunning incompetent governance. Again, I don't root for the Left and they certainly deserve what they get, but the neolibs are the biggest threat.
 
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