That might be it. Though considering how fast he changes his own lore is also quiet interesting. Just an example: when the 2015 copyright saga began he first said he deleted all his videos. then he sais Machinima / Youtube told him to delete them. The he only put them on private. Then he deleted them again. Like what? He can't keep his story / lie straight. If we could transform his fact spinning into enegry we could power a small country.
Jasper, like most declawed cats, still has the claws on his back paws. So my guess is a flying dropkick.
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How does a clawless cat gash open a foot?
Some cats also love to wrestle feet (especially when they're bored and don't have enough toys to keep them occupied, though some will do it to play with their people), which involves grasping with their front paws and kicking/clawing with their rear ones.
That’s a great point actually, his fat ass would suck the fucking mask into his monstrous throat every time he went for another snort.
No wonder jasper’s pissy all the time I would be too if I was forced to walk on crumpled up fists all the time
Shows off vests as tools of the trade while constantly complaining about his laptop, not being able to play any pc games, and never actually upgrading his stream equipment(vests don’t count)
And dusting his office only once a year, and never updating his drivers or software, and letting hardware given to him by fans sit in a corner unused, and attaching his vest rack to the wall with mounting squares like a mong causing it to fall off, and not installing new games until he actually starts his fucking stream, and using a camera from the Stone Age, and
As someone that can’t go more than a month without opening and cleaning their shit I can’t even imagine the amount of dust that’s stuck in those devices even jasper was coughing when he got behind that dusty console crypt I didn’t even know cats could cough
The fucking amount of stress that poor cat must go thru is so infuriating
