Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS

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Becky is BIG MAD and tweeting up a storm. Someone dared to opine that WandaVision and the MCU isn't deep, meaningful cinema.

Not going to bother capping all of it, but check this out:
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I'm always baffled by this. Where are all these haters, Becky? Literally where??
She always complains about people attacking her, but I can never find any! Her tweets get very little engagement, and I only ever see a handful of asspatters in her replies. And I don't recall her ever showing proof of hateful DMs either.

It's all bogus. Although I also like the explanation I've seen here on the Farms that these "haters" are actually Becky's own intrusive thoughts and self-hate.

The majority of the time, it's something that happening in general on Twitter and Becky just acts like its directed at her personally.

The same shit happened when Reylo shippers got backlash in the Twitter SW community. None of it was directed at her, but she acted as if everyone that hated the Kylo & Rey ship was somehow plotting her death.

 

[Comrade Autogynephilia]

Do you think she dictates verbatim these tweets to daniel to tweet or does she just have the password to his twitter and types them directly herself?

 

[melty]

Becky is trotting out the "dead girlfriend" again, amazing this straw acquaintance appears as soon as there is a twitter wide argument Becky wants to participate in.

What Becky claims happened:


What actually happened:

 

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Becky is trotting out the "dead girlfriend" again, amazing this straw acquaintance appears as soon as there is a twitter wide argument Becky wants to participate in.

What Becky claims happened:
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What actually happened:
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That's our Becky's usual MO: someone who disagrees with her isn't merely someone who made a joke she did not like that wasn't even directed at her. It's actually a personal attack against her and a "dead girlfriend" that was just some ugly dude in a dress that Becky invited along to Disney to piss off/freak out Mami & Papi

This fits her pattern of catastrophizing things from molehills into mountains

Mami and Papi telling her "no" = "abuse"

Neckbeard leaving her = "rape"

Punning dumping her to fuck other chicks = "I have PTSD"

Getting a pap smear = "OMG I HAVE CANCER YOUSE GUISE"

Can't afford food delivered by Uber = "I need money or I WILL STARVE"

Someone doesn't like her headcanon = "I AM BEING HARASSED TO DEATH"

 

[Kosher Salt]

I hate doing this, but to be fair....

Most apartment complexes don’t want their tenants to change fire alarm batteries, because if they fuck it up (or just pull the battery and never replace it), the complex is on the hook for fire damage because appropriate warning systems weren’t in place or something like that. You’re actually supposed to call maintenance to change it out.

Every place I’ve ever rented had it somewhere in the contract that I shouldn’t fuck with fire alarm batteries.

While this is true, the apartment should literally be condemned if the smoke alarm is beeping and maint isn't out WITHIN THE HOUR. It's fucking unlivable.

edit: well, within the hour if it's past bedtime, otherwise within 8 hours or before bedtime, whichever is sooner.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

We show a new tenant how to change the battery (9 volt) in the smoke detectors, and we have a stock of batteries in the office that anyone can have upon request. We check the alarms every apartment inspection, too, every 4-6 months. It's never been a problem.

 

[Next Task]

infamous "I'm hiding under my desk sobbing" tweet that's become legend in this thread.

She didn't just tweet that once. It was many times that she claimed to be sobbing under her desk, for both work and non-work reasons. It's such a key part of the Becky mythos because it's clearly a lie, exaggerating any emotional reaction into that repeated phrase, but also because she tries to act like she's this tough, no-nonsense badass often on the same day she would say one offhand comment had made her a blubbering mess at work.

It's not that people aren't multi-faceted. It isn't even that the facts she claims to have are contradictory and can't co-exist. It's that through years of following her social media output, that is, the version of herself she wants the world to see, it's clear she's a basic bitch with one overriding drive, and that's being a BPD cunt. She wants attention, toys and to feel special, and whatever will satisfy that overwhelming need in that moment is the lie she'll tell.

So, yes, we like bringing up her sobbing under the desk, especially when she tries to lecture an entire industry or claim she's god's gift to archiving and is too good for most workplaces. Because not only can't both of those things be true simultaneously, but it turns out neither of them are true at all.

 

[ZeeMarin]

Oh Becky! When has she ever worked in motion picture archiving? She is a chubby housewife in the Valley living in a rental with two unattractive men,

 

[Salade Nicoise]

Oh Becky! When has she ever worked in motion picture archiving? She is a chubby housewife in the Valley living in a rental with two unattractive men,

She was at Sony for a while, but I'm sure her BuT mUH ArCHiViST role was completely over-inflated and she was relegated to bitch admin work.

 

[proteus4994]

While this is true, the apartment should literally be condemned if the smoke alarm is beeping and maint isn't out WITHIN THE HOUR. It's fucking unlivable.

edit: well, within the hour if it's past bedtime, otherwise within 8 hours or before bedtime, whichever is sooner.

Oh, absolutely no fucking denying that. I never rented a place where maintenance wasn’t there in under 2 hours for pretty much anything.

 

[melty]

Unsurprisingly, Becky thinks that Harry and Meghan have a wonderful, healthy relationship.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

While I can definitely see nebbish, soft-as-playdough Jackson taking a decade to actually confront someone, it's completely obvious that this is just Becky being pissy because they cut off Jackson's allowance. If it weren't for the loss of income, Becky would be absolutely thrilled about cutting out Jackson from the rest of his family. They might take attention away from her, after all.

 

[AnOminous]

Unsurprisingly, Becky thinks that Harry and Meghan have a wonderful, healthy relationship.
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The only kind of shit spouse who would force you to disconnect from your family is an abusive psycho, and you should immediately dump them. Only an absolute cuck like Jackson wouldn't have already.

 

[melty]

Daniels mom is now abusive and he is also going to therapy

 

[PTNR 2.0]

And I don't recall her ever showing proof of hateful DMs either.

She makes up 95%+ of the "hate" she gets.

Her DM's are set to people she follows only (which I presume is an extremely vetted, locked down list), so the only way to shit on her is either @ing her in your own tweets or replying to the stuff she tweets. She's extremely online, so deletes any hate she does get nearly immediately, but the times she's been away from twitter for any extended period demonstrates that her replies don't fill up with "haters" and the only people retweeting her are her enablers.

Despite all her invented marginalization, she's boring as fuck as a human being and is so perma-triggered by life that upsetting her isn't even fun or worth the effort.

I wouldn't be surprised to learn that she's one of the least engaged with cows that we document here.

 

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Daniels mom is now abusive and he is also going to therapy
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"abusive" is BeckySpeak for "Daniel's mother refuses to acknowledge this mockery of a sham of a non-legally recognized travesty"

 

[Pargon]

"abusive" is BeckySpeak for "Daniel's mother refuses to acknowledge this mockery of a sham of a non-legally recognized travesty"

I've only got a year or so's experience with Beckyese but can't it also translate to "discontinued our four-figure monthly tugboat"?

 

[Falling Star]

Daniels mom is now abusive and he is also going to therapy
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This actually makes me MOTI, lol. All of their mothers are abusive? Really, Becky?
I really want to know if their family members ever read Becky's tweets and what they think about this, if so. Also wish they would finally and permanently cut off Becky and the cucks. No more paying for vacations or baby bribes or any of that other shit.
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Something else funny:

Becky concluded her MCU/WandaVision rant with a mic drop about her dead "girlfriend". Poor traumatized Becky!
Nevermind the fact that this was the "girlfriend", they only met IRL like once(?), and then the troon killed himself soon afterward. And this was a few years ago, not super recent!

I believe Kiwis at the time speculated that Becky liked the idea of having an internet gf (and the e-cred from dating a transwoman), but was repulsed when they finally met in person. This rejection was possibly the cause or a contributing factor to the troon off'ing himself. Please correct me if I'm wrong though!

Spoiler: la creatura

 

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I've only got a year or so's experience with Beckyese but can't it also translate to "discontinued our four-figure monthly tugboat"?

Jackson's mom was the one who cut off the free checks because she got tired of Becky treating her like shit.

Daniel's mom lives in Germany (IIRC), and doesn't come from ESPN and Disney money like Mrs. Gerber does.

 

[Knojkamarangasan_#4]

Daniels mom is now abusive and he is also going to therapy
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Translation: No more gibs from spouses mother and I'm mad.

Imagine being the mothers of Daniel and Cuckson jesus fucking christ. If anyone would need some actual therapy for that it would be the moms. I know it isn't whats happening but the mental image of the two moms in the same room talking about what a piece of shit Becky are is just hilarious!