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someone tell him, would love to see the rant
This video reminds me of Phil's Friday the 13th on NES playthrough.

The AVGN played it and failed miserably. Phil somehow knew to constantly jump around because that mechanic made weapons and shit appear.

To me this says that Phil used to research games before he played them. Now he goes in blind and has no idea.

Watching AVGN play Friday, that's how a normal person would play. Walk around and fight zombies. Phil pops it in and starts jumping around like a retard. Why would someone do that unless they knew that you need to jump around randomly to find hidden weapons and items?

Phil has been reading guides for his entire "career". Except when he is too lazy.
 
There is something deeply disturbed going on here. More than usual, I mean.

So Phil plays this game on a difficult level he can't handle because it is the default option.
Phil has claimed for years that he does this because it is 'the intended way to play the game'. This has been integral to his defense for why he refuses to try other difficulties at the behest of his fans (usually so he can have it easier and imply that it's not because that's how he personally wants it), and has actually led to him criticizing games like KH3, where he said the game was too easy on the default setting.
So now he is smashing his head against this brick wall for... what?
Is he retardedly digging in because he has to play it on the default setting in order to use this rule as a shield for past and present, so it is worth one playthrough of suffering in order to validate all that? Is this to show that he always totally would have played a hard game if they just made it hard by default? Is he doing this so he always has this to point to as justification for his rule 'I played G&G on the difficulty, so yes, I will play this game on Baby Mode because it was the default and I do that no matter what'?

He expressly said today that he doesn't understand how anyone can find this kind of difficulty fun, so it's not like he is enjoying the challenge. That means he's either being driven by spite for anyone who questioned his adherence to this rule, or with some plan to use this to justify an easy ride in the future but he's willing to subject his audience to garbage streams while still asking for $100 in order to fulfill his own hidden warped goals. A normal streamer would have laughed it off, pointed out that they weren't good enough for this to be entertaining, and lowered the difficulty. There is no justifiable reason for what he is doing that isn't pathetic and weird.

I have a conspiracy theory about why he plays some random games at higher difficulties

it's not because he wants to challenge himself, & it's not because his audience asked him to

someone khet watches is probably playing these games, or other games on higher difficulties, and dave has to piss just as far as this person to impress his wife

he has to sit on the couch and suffer while his wife is amazed at someone who doesn't play journalist difficulty ubisoft-waypoint-simulators
 
Why does DSP play games that are known for their difficulty like Ghouls and Ghosts? He must know he'll embarrass himself and have to make up bullshit excuses.
so ppl tip him to hold his hand

he needs that money, he really does. to pay his bills

didnt this dude just say some shit about those who deserve attention do not demand it constantly? now hes out here saying shit like this. like bitch you expect someone to reply with oh noooo bby what wrong honey boo? grow the fuck up
 
Phil continues to try and gain clout on twitter. Trying to get clout on twitter is like trying to eat soup with a fork, it just doesn't work... oh wait.

Phil, I know you read this thread. It was obvious a long time ago, but after that "rant" about specific situations that happened in this thread, you read the posts. Don't bother with getting clout on twitter. It's a waste of time.

Free advice from me to you.
 

Total fucking mask off. Never expected Phil to have any sort of balls on what he thinks on Twitch
To be fair, he still doesn't cos he's commenting on the conclusion of an issue. He's like the school bully's pathetic cronie who only hits people after the bully has kicked their ass.

Just like any time he dunks on anyone on twitter, they're always at their lowest when brave Phil strikes.
 
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He just laughed at "CoomerDerich" :story:
TBH I'm kinda surprised that he would even know what the word 'coomer' meant. Assuming he actually does, it must have been explained to him by someone in his chat at some point, because that's the only way Phil knows any slang terms that have been created in the past decade.
This is the guy that didn't fucking know what a "neet" is.
 
I have a conspiracy theory about why he plays some random games at higher difficulties

it's not because he wants to challenge himself, & it's not because his audience asked him to

someone khet watches is probably playing these games, or other games on higher difficulties, and dave has to piss just as far as this person to impress his wife

he has to sit on the couch and suffer while his wife is amazed at someone who doesn't play journalist difficulty ubisoft-waypoint-simulators

Through some autistic correlation & synaptic pops I have determined that Khat watches The Fightin Cowboy... on youtube. Phil mentioned the type of streamer she was watching and how he confronted his playthroughs. Someone can connect those dots on PigPigSnort.
Anywho, coincidentally* this Cowboy is playing DOS2. The Pig will come back to the game with a plethora of newfound knowledge & a necro/geo/aero sword & dagger build nuking the fuck out of all the voidwoken.
 
Cuckileez with the $100 tip. We got owned dood, nothing we could do.

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WillSonOfAragorn apparently sent in a huge tip (he didn't say how much), but it is on hold and due to go through on the 5th of the month. Keep track of that incase it gets memoryholed (who am I kidding, it will).

Screenshot for those of us who got LIMBed?
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Your wish is my command.
 
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After coming back from hiatus, WillSonofAragorn tipped a "very large amount" but is apparently on hold until March 5th (this is after tipping $25, he was the one pumping the tips total until Jakileez came in with $100). It also didn't show in his queue, leading Phil to ask if he had even sent it via Stream Elements.

I'm noting this because Phil has said he will check in on it on the 4th to see the status of it, we'll see if this gets memory-holed or if the Whale King has returned to take back his throne.

EDIT: I know there's been some discussion on people in Phil's chat saying how the trolls are owned when the tips goal is hit. I present this without comment in regards to that debate, happened after doubling the tips goal tonight.

EDIT 2: A little over $200, leaves 5 minutes early. Never change, Phil.
 

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Cuckileez with the $100 tip. We got owned dood, nothing we could do.

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WillSonOfAragorn apparently sent in a huge tip (he didn't say how much), but it is on hold and due to go through on the 5th of the month. Keep track of that incase it gets memoryholed (who am I kidding, it will).


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Your wish is my command.
ooh. Gintime(tm) started early! Somebody that looks like Ben Franklin in a dress might take a prurient interest in Phil now. Uh oh! Will this trigger final Goutfall? Stay tuned, true believers!
 
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