Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[Humpty hump]

Thank you Keving for confirming our suspicion that your a literal pay pig for the ranch. Where the fuck 1,200+ a month comes from is anyone's guess (some sluth kiwis could prob get his average toy spending per month and work out his total expenses). I’m gonna guess Jen is also as pay pig as he is the same as Kevin in that he does fuck all but play magic and N64.

That 1200+ isn’t coming from e-begging, and we know Kevin doesn’t have a job outside the ranch, so it’s probably distributions from his inheritance.

 

[EnemyStand]

Since the ranch is supposed to be a commune, there really shouldn’t be a such thing as a “remainder of my money”. Technically, Kevin should be kicking 100% of his monthly income into the ranch, and all expenditures should be considered collective.

Don’t. Their parents are making a choice. Lou’s mom could kick him out at any time, but chooses not to. Nobody forced Kevin’s family to put his inheritance money into a trust fund when his aunt died. I’m fairly certain that Phil didn’t hold a gun to his parents’ heads and make them buy him a three-bedroom house at the age of almost-thirty. If the ranch really is chugging along on allowances from the ranchers’ parents, and said parents disapprove of the goings-on at the ranch, it’s entirely the parents’ own fault for not cutting them off.

Yeah, if I was a MeGenner and my kids trooned out I certainly wouldn't be kicking money into this sorry excuse for Molassia. They'd be dead to me until they came to their senses, so they could do whatever without my financial support.

 

[Hitman One]

Tranch supplies of copium will surely be running low by now.

 

[AlexaAutismo]

I just wanna say that it's been great reading Kevvie's freakouts as he browses this thread more and more.

But I have something I'd like to address, and ask directly to Kevin: Why weren't you in the documentary?
Surely there was a reason why you weren't in it. I know those finances and all that hard work you put in is a lot. Maybe you were busy with doing some actual work while Bonnie and Pennie soaked up the spotlight.
Oh wait, that's right, you don't do anything!
So tell me Kevin, while you were holed up during the interview with the news. You know the thing that the alleged adults were doing? Were you tied up so you couldn't come photo bomb it? Did your supposed tranch commune friends even tell the news crew of your existence?

 

[Chapstick4Lyfe]

"...not into gun culture..."
Riiight
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Now, I'm no gun expert, but isn't it a bad idea to advertise that you have a bunch of expensive guns lying around unsecured in your house? Like, isn't there a reason people with guns don't want a public registry bc it would make them targets for robbery?

 

[EnemyStand]

Now, I'm no gun expert, but isn't it a bad idea to advertise that you have a bunch of expensive guns lying around unsecured in your house? Like, isn't there a reason people with guns don't want a public registry bc it would make them targets for robbery?

That's one big reason, yes. But farms in the middle of nowhere usually don't have to worry much about burglars or robbers. This is the typical gun nut LOOK AT MY GUNS thing.

 

[mickey339]

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Tranch supplies of copium will surely be running low by now.

"I just want a vag I can stick my finger in"
"like maybe every other day"

No more fantasies of getting railed by 4 different dickgirls. The current goal is a finger.
He has been posting so little about his awesome hole, associated pain and dilation because he has let it heal and close up.

He will be silent about his ruined genitals for the next half a year until he begins sperging about being excited about his new status as an eunuch.

 

[AlexaAutismo]

"I just want a vag I can stick my finger in"
"like maybe every other day"

No more fantasies of getting railed by 4 different dickgirls. The current goal is a finger.
He has been posting so little about his awesome hole, associated pain and dilation because he has let it heal and close up.

He will be silent about his ruined genitals for the next half a year until he begins sperging about being excited about his new status as an eunuch.

At least he's trying to be realistic at this point.

 

[Lubby Smith]

That 1200+ isn’t coming from e-begging, and we know Kevin doesn’t have a job outside the ranch, so it’s probably distributions from his inheritance.

If Kevin is to be believed, the inheritance can't be covering $1,200/month.

The only inheritance we know about is from his dead Aunt.

This would suggest he's receiving less than $10,000. (Google puts mtf breast augmentation at $4-8,000.)
He didn't start receiving receiving this money until March 2020.


February 2021 would've been the twelfth monthly distribution. If each distribution were $1,200, then the total thus far would be $14,400, which is much more than a moob job.

Either (1) he's lying about the amount from his Aunt, (2) he has another inheritance/trust fund, or (3) he's getting the money from begging.

My money is on 3, since he was literally begging for rent money last August.

 

[ranine]

literally every surgeon ever, including hackjobs, says to dilate at least once a day after a few months. Kevryn is a clown and his pockets are full of handkerchiefs labeled copium.

 

[mickey339]

At least he's trying to be realistic at this point.

It might be his only chance of redemption.

His wound will heal so that he might be able to move without too much pain.
He might, MIGHT, with genitals of any kind or resemblance gone finally kick his coomer habit.
He will realize what kind of "people" he is surrounded by.
He will leave, work stacking cereal boxers for the rest of his life.
He will become a speaker in the growing opposition towards the gender identity movement.
He will be attacked by troons yet to crumble, including tranch members that will give us even more juicy details.

At his deathbed he will have an okay-ish pension and a medium sized wiki page. But he end up taking a bullet to the crotch in order to destroy GI. Which ultimately will be his legacy.

Rate me hopeful but I am one of the retards feeling for a clearly mentally crippled and awful guy like Kevin.

 

[Divine right to rule]

"...not into gun culture..."
Riiight
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As an eurofag, is it not kind of dangerous to let high powered weaponry just hanging on a wall? They invite other random troons into their home, don't they? I hope they atleast keep the ammunition seperate.
All of them are severely mentally ill, one of them could snap at any time.
Kevie for someone breaking his toys. Bonnie or Penny for evil TERFS and Trumpites trying to invade their haven. The random troon manservants they recruit for getting kicked out.
I wouldn't be suprised if this all ends in a bloodbath.

 

[White Devil]

That's one big reason, yes. But farms in the middle of nowhere usually don't have to worry much about burglars or robbers. This is the typical gun nut LOOK AT MY GUNS thing.

That's not going to last long if the right person or people see how many unsecured weapons a bunch of crotch chopped troons have laying about. I'm willing to bet that the tranch has no security whatsoever except when Paul is pointing rifles at cars going by.

 

[SIGSEGV]

As an eurofag, is it not kind of dangerous to let high powered weaponry just hanging on a wall?

SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED, FAGGOT! But yes, it's pretty fucking irresponsible.

 

[Sarah Connor]

I love how he prides himself on spending $200 monthly on porn oh, you're supporting other troons but you can barely support yourself (except with the small amount of money you're allotted for transformers and titty skittles)
Maybe it's time for Kev to make his own OnlyFans that he's been pussyfooting around for the past year and a half.

 

[Lasersuit Larry]

I love how he prides himself on spending $200 monthly on porn oh, you're supporting other troons but you can barely support yourself (except with the small amount of money you're allotted for transformers and titty skittles)
Maybe it's time for Kev to make his own OnlyFans that he's been pussyfooting around for the past year and a half.

I think he knows deep down that the clock is ticking until the day that the only loads he'll be able to take in his holes are Hot Pockets.

 

[Hitman One]

His wound will heal so that he might be able to move without too much pain.

The amhole may heal but I feel that the severe brain damage Kevin so clearly suffers from never will.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

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It's over for amhole. Its owner wasted hours on twitter & buying plastic shit instead of caring for it. Kevin Cumbrain only likes the idea of having an amhole but the actual thing is too much work. Also there is the nerve damage and horrible gunk coming out of it which is probably freaking him out so that he doesn't want to dilate.

If he really wanted to he could. He could have bought a fucking calender for his dilation schedule instead of toy garbage. But he didn't. He thought getting the amhole was going to make his disgusting fantasies come true but it turned out to be a nightmare and now there is no going back.

A few years ago I saw a few Reddit troons talking about how caring for their amhole was too much work so they let it grow shut. They and Kevin Cumbrain should have continued to coom to fantasy amholes but these dumb fetishists can't differentiate between fantasy & reality.

 

[Buttfuck McGee Returns]

Our little Kevvy's amhole shut
What happened to being an UwU slut?
Too lazy to dilate, too lazy to clean
Naught but regret now lieth between

 

[Chapstick4Lyfe]

I love how he prides himself on spending $200 monthly on porn oh, you're supporting other troons but you can barely support yourself (except with the small amount of money you're allotted for transformers and titty skittles)
Maybe it's time for Kev to make his own OnlyFans that he's been pussyfooting around for the past year and a half.

He's basically just a middle man. These troons should just cut him out of the equation and pay for the OnlyFans directly. At least then they'd be able to enjoy whatever horrifying porn troons have to offer.

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Can't stick your finger in something if there's already an inverted penis stuffed in it