Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

[EnemyStand]

As an eurofag, is it not kind of dangerous to let high powered weaponry just hanging on a wall? They invite other random troons into their home, don't they? I hope they atleast keep the ammunition seperate.
All of them are severely mentally ill, one of them could snap at any time.
Kevie for someone breaking his toys. Bonnie or Penny for evil TERFS and Trumpites trying to invade their haven. The random troon manservants they recruit for getting kicked out.
I wouldn't be suprised if this all ends in a bloodbath.

As long as they keep the ammo separate like you mentioned it's not a big deal. That's just responsible gun storage. Guns without ammo are just really fancy clubs, even the ones that can punch holes in a bull moose. Back in the day (Cahta and Reagen era), these he-shes wouldn't be able to own guns for the exact reason they're crazy and think they're women. Now, all it is is keep our hopes of a troon Waco alive. Although it would be darkly funny if Penny breaking one of Kevie's precious Amiibos or Transformers ended in a shootout.

 

[Pizdec]

Although it would be darkly funny if Penny breaking one of Kevie's precious Amiibos or Transformers ended in a shootout.

I can picture Kevin screaming in horror as Penny is shouting "transform this you little bitch!" All the while smashing a transformer with the stock of a shotgun.

 

[In the Sick of It]

If Kevin is to be believed, the inheritance can't be covering $1,200/month.

The only inheritance we know about is from his dead Aunt.
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This would suggest he's receiving less than $10,000. (Google puts mtf breast augmentation at $4-8,000.)
He didn't start receiving receiving this money until March 2020.
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February 2021 would've been the twelfth monthly distribution. If each distribution were $1,200, then the total thus far would be $14,400, which is much more than a moob job.

Either (1) he's lying about the amount from his Aunt, (2) he has another inheritance/trust fund, or (3) he's getting the money from begging.

My money is on 3, since he was literally begging for rent money last August.
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A lot of this would line up with when he finally decided to give e-begging a shot. I still think there may be another monthly income source as well. Maybe he managed to get on disability or some other monthly stipend? CO has fairly generous welfare programs. Without employment he can easily have access to food stamps as well as some form of government-provided health insurance, which we already know he has.

 

[Humpty hump]

Either (1) he's lying about the amount from his Aunt, (2) he has another inheritance/trust fund, or (3) he's getting the money from begging.

My money is on 3, since he was literally begging for rent money last August.

TBH I think 2 is more likely than 3. That tweet explains August’s rent, but he’s been living at the ranch for much longer than that, and he didn’t start e-begging in earnest until recently. If he were paying all his bills through e-begging, then that would mean that he gets over $1,000 per month from begging on Twitter, on top of whatever he spends on toys.

 

[Lasersuit Larry]

As long as they keep the ammo separate like you mentioned it's not a big deal. That's just responsible gun storage. Guns without ammo are just really fancy clubs, even the ones that can punch holes in a bull moose. Back in the day (Cahta and Reagen era), these he-shes wouldn't be able to own guns for the exact reason they're crazy and think they're women. Now, all it is is keep our hopes of a troon Waco alive. Although it would be darkly funny if Penny breaking one of Kevie's precious Amiibos or Transformers ended in a shootout.

Someone mentioned this a bit earlier but the real danger here is being so fucking public about it. Having the guns out like that would be a little cringe but if nobody knows you and they are in the middle of bumfuck nowhere, nobody can come and steal them. Sure, technically it's dumb anyways, but if nobody knows then nobody knows.

But putting it all over social media like this is just begging to grab the attention of someone who actually knows what they're doing because they do this kind of thing often. Find some idiots with expensive things who crow about it on social media all day and then take fat bong rips with the polycule in their unsecured hillside shack until they pass out.

There are people who find people like this, wait till they pass out after fat bong rips with the polycule, and then roll up in vans to club them like baby seals and take all their shit. It's something of a dying breed but it's also not just Hollywood. So you don't talk about your guns, certainly not to Twitter.

 

[Shrekking Crew]

There are people who find people like this, wait till they pass out after fat bong rips with the polycule, and then roll up in vans to club them like baby seals and take all their shit. It's something of a dying breed but it's also not just Hollywood.

For a second I misunderstood who the subject of your paragraph was and it had me thinking "But trannies are always a dying breed".

 

[Chapstick4Lyfe]

TBH I think 2 is more likely than 3. That tweet explains August’s rent, but he’s been living at the ranch for much longer than that, and he didn’t start e-begging in earnest until recently. If he were paying all his bills through e-begging, then that would mean that he gets over $1,000 per month from begging on Twitter, on top of whatever he spends on toys.

Since August he's begged for at least $3200 and that gives him about $458 per month. There were times he just begged in general for undisclosed amounts and I'm not counting that in the total. He also no doubt surpasses his begging goals, the question is by how much. Let's be generous (maybe?) and put the total at $5000, that would give him $715/month.

ETA: In case anyone cares, I added his reasons for asking for money to his catalogue of beggary

 

[Pizdec]

Someone mentioned this a bit earlier but the real danger here is being so fucking public about it. Having the guns out like that would be a little cringe but if nobody knows you and they are in the middle of bumfuck nowhere, nobody can come and steal them. Sure, technically it's dumb anyways, but if nobody knows then nobody knows.

But putting it all over social media like this is just begging to grab the attention of someone who actually knows what they're doing because they do this kind of thing often. Find some idiots with expensive things who crow about it on social media all day and then take fat bong rips with the polycule in their unsecured hillside shack until they pass out.

There are people who find people like this, wait till they pass out after fat bong rips with the polycule, and then roll up in vans to club them like baby seals and take all their shit. It's something of a dying breed but it's also not just Hollywood. So you don't talk about your guns, certainly not to Twitter.

I mean it IS rural Colorado, even if they weren't stoned, in a hypothetical scenario, a good enough crew and delayed law enforcement would easily get in get out without being caught. And of course it goes without saying don't put your shit out on twitter and expect nothing to happen.

 

[Lasersuit Larry]

I mean it IS rural Colorado, even if they weren't stoned, in a hypothetical scenario, a good enough crew and delayed law enforcement would easily get in get out without being caught. And of course it goes without saying don't put your shit out on twitter and expect nothing to happen.

It's not just the guns either, that'd be bad enough but they're so reprehensible they've made themselves a special target. How many disgruntled Transformers collectors are out there waiting to spend huge money on the down low to have TransSalamander's Unicron, even beyond what it'd be worth on its own?

Edit: These are not threats, Tranch lurkers, this is a desperate cry for you to get your shit together from someone who, despite being repulsed by your every fiber, still can't stand to see naive people who think they're dangerous get turned over by a bunch of violent mooks.

 

[Pizdec]

It's not just the guns either, that'd be bad enough but they're so reprehensible they've made themselves a special target. How many disgruntled Transformers collectors are out there waiting to spend huge money on the down low to have TransSalamander's Unicron, even beyond what it'd be worth on its own?

The problem with that is it's too unique to just sell to someone who privately wants to collect it, and that's assuming someone wants Kevin's consoomer shit. If you're in it for money, then you're just there for the guns and whatever else you can fence to your local gang bangers.

 

[Lasersuit Larry]

The problem with that is it's too unique to just sell to someone who privately wants to collect it, and that's assuming someone wants Kevin's consoomer shit. If you're in it for money, then you're just there for the guns and whatever else you can fence to your local gang bangers.

That's most likely true. At the same time I consider that pedohunting is a thing that crazy people like to flex around as an acceptable form of violent rhetoric, and they recently brushed very close with the Assigned Male thing thanks to Kevin's constant Twitter cooming.

We are moving into deeper and deeper realms of implausibility, but the point is that the Tranchers wouldn't have any need for a .300 WinMag sniper rifle, what looks like an AR rifle in .308, and two 'tactical' shotguns, if they would just not be fucking terrible people. The only reason we can think of several possible reasons why bad actors might want to raid their Minecraft server is because they just can't stop acting like reprobates for as large an audience as they can exhibit to.

 

[BunchofMunch]

No more fantasies of getting railed by 4 different dickgirls. The current goal is a finger.

He does have some fat fucking fingers though.

 

[s0mbra]

" i forget to dilate UwU its so haaaaaaaaaaard!"
Nigger, you're on your phone 24/7. You cant tell me you don't know how to set an alarm for every other day.
he doesn't "forget". he doesnt want to.

It's not just the guns either, that'd be bad enough but they're so reprehensible they've made themselves a special target. How many disgruntled Transformers collectors are out there waiting to spend huge money on the down low to have TransSalamander's Unicron, even beyond what it'd be worth on its own?

Edit: These are not threats, Tranch lurkers, this is a desperate cry for you to get your shit together from someone who, despite being repulsed by your every fiber, still can't stand to see naive people who think they're dangerous get turned over by a bunch of violent mooks.

you can go ahead and feel bad for their nativity. I'm buying the robbers some beers.

 

[Lasersuit Larry]

" i forget to dilate UwU its so haaaaaaaaaaard!"
Nigger, you're on your phone 24/7. You cant tell me you don't know how to set an alarm for every other day.
he doesn't "forget". he doesnt want to.


you can go ahead and feel bad for their nativity. I'm buying the robbers some beers.

I would partake, except for knowing that if the Tranch ever does get taken to the cleaners, the guns are probably going to end up with some pretty terrible people who are rightly not allowed to buy them legitimately.

 

[Chapstick4Lyfe]

Kevin cumbrains keeps posting pictures of toys and shit in between e-begging and wonders why people are mad. He must have gone on a shopping spree bc he's been posting shit almost every day for the past week. This particular item goes for about $50. He easily spent a few hundred if you look at the other shit he posted. I guess Penny really needed those work clothes.

https://twitter.com/TransSalamander/status/1366827314240098305 (Archive)

 

[Hell yeah dude]

Our boy bought a ~70$ dvd set (add that to the 60$ transformer set he ordered yesterday)

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It's happening, am hole is collapsing

Troons slap fight and kevin cowardice.

 

[Postal Pippa]

Our boy bought a ~70$ dvd set (add that to the 60$ transformer set he ordered yesterday)

Edit : ninja'd by Chapstick4Lyfe

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It's happening, am hole is collapsing
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Troons slap fight and kevin cowardice.
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I love how he calls it a vagina, yet real vaginas dont have to be dialted. Because they arent wounds that the body is trying to heal. Funny thing.

Also holy shit he is bad at having friendship and relationships.

 

[Meiwaku]

Our boy bought a ~70$ dvd set (add that to the 60$ transformer set he ordered yesterday)

Edit : ninja'd by Chapstick4Lyfe

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It's happening, am hole is collapsing
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Troons slap fight and kevin cowardice.
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>prefers dubs

Absolute Haram

I love how closely he posts all of this shit to grifting. Also our farmer here who does Kevin's retard expense reports is gonna be busy updating them books

 

[the khat quaffer]

They hid Kev and Jen but let the rando on the sofa hang around for the filming lol.

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Jesus Christ. They dress like awkward, unlikeable middle school anime club kids. Lots of extra, unnecessary add-ons, unfashionable as fuck, hiding as much of their flabby doughy bodies as possible. All they need is a Naruto headband and an annoyed middle-aged teacher going 'Sigh...' every five minutes because he was tasked with watching them.

 

[Meiwaku]

Jesus Christ. They dress like awkward, unlikeable middle school anime club kids. Lots of extra, unnecessary add-ons, unfashionable as fuck, hiding as much of their flabby doughy bodies as possible. All they need is a Naruto headband and an annoyed middle-aged teacher going 'Sigh...' every five minutes because he was tasked with watching them.

seeing troons dress their age is like finding a needle in a hay stack