Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

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Ok fellow Nazis, let's get serious. The gang are facing financial crisis and it's time to diversify, bitch.

The Tranchero, $80
Join us for a true and honest day's work on the ranch as we aimlessly herd alpaca from one location to another, slowly erect ineffectual fences, dig pits, shovel frozen chickens into pits, polish our extravagant arsenal, and walk the grounds surreptitiously shaking recycling out of our trouser legs like trAndy Dufresne.

The Girlfriend Experience, $10/hour
Step into Kathryn's stripey socks and feel for yourself the white-knuckle thrill of being Mistress's live-in girlfriend. Enjoy the inherently queer experience of zero sex, zero companionship, constant frosty standoffishness and sharing a stinky bed with some sideshow or other. (Max. 36 hours)

The Tran Autismo, $5.99
Join Kathryn for an hour-long lecture on everything from Transformers lore to the acceptability of erotica depicting minors, with impassioned polemics on modern leftist politics and how she doesn't understand 'Row row row your boat'. (Topics may vary, but probably not.)

The Rape Shed, $250
30 minutes alone with an alpaca (of our choosing), no questions asked. For an extra $24.99 Kathryn will stand outside and vocalise a curated selection of her hffnnghhfnghg tweets through one of the many gaps in the building's fabric.

The Sigmund, $call for prices
Open your heart, mind, and maybe your top a little bit, as you step into the role of Kathryn's cis-ter, and join him her for a long overdue heart-to-heart. Experience the disturbing psychosexual labyrinth of the Gibes siblinghood first hand! (Tissues supplied.)

The Salamander, $999/minute
Full control of Kathryn's Twitter account. Post what you like!

The Semper Fi, $negotiable
Full unlimited access to Penny's top secret diary, Bonnie's dad's rap sheet, Kathryn's hard drive, draft tweets, and many more.

Amholey smokes!, $0 + your travel expenses paid
Share a bong with Kathryn. Aw please, she feels so isolated.
 
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Chapstick4Lyfe said:
Kevin cumbrains keeps posting pictures of toys and shit in between e-begging and wonders why people are mad. He must have gone on a shopping spree bc he's been posting shit almost every day for the past week. This particular item goes for about $50. He easily spent a few hundred if you look at the other shit he posted. I guess Penny really needed those work clothes.

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This much consooming...our Kevin must be feeling stressed. I wonder if the hits from the Labelle crossover got to him? The other tranchers ramping up pressure, maybe? Or his amhole no longer responding to open sesame and he's realized he made the biggest mistake of his life? All three?!
 
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EnemyStand said:
This much consooming...our Kevin must be feeling stressed. I wonder if the hits from the Labelle crossover got to them? The other tranchers ramping up pressure, maybe? Or his amhole no longer responding to open sesame and he's realized he made the biggest mistake of his life? All three?!
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Maybe it's this? Kevin's ex-fiancee married the guy that called him a lazy sack of shit and now he's sad
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Chapstick4Lyfe said:
Maybe it's this? Kevin's ex-fiancee married the guy that called him a lazy sack of shit and now he's sad
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Because Kevin she is living a normal life, she has goals/dreams, and will involve her husband in her life. You have a closing wound in your crotch, piles of children’s toys to fill this gaping hole you (literally) dug yourself in, you live on a ranchwith castrated men in Colorado, and you have no dreams other than collecting more plastic crap. She really missed out on a dream husband like you Kev /sneed
 
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EnemyStand said:
This much consooming...our Kevin must be feeling stressed. I wonder if the hits from the Labelle crossover got to him? The other tranchers ramping up pressure, maybe? Or his amhole no longer responding to open sesame and he's realized he made the biggest mistake of his life? All three?!
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I think it's a combo factor. He was locked in his containment unit for the TV appearance. Paul/bonnie is clearly mad at him coomin all the time. He's brought bad PR lately because of the grifts and pedo defense (and this is coming from other troons so he takes it more seriously....they may have even contacted the Tranch.)

All we can do now is dilate
 
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Meiwaku said:
I think it's a combo factor. He was locked in his containment unit for the TV appearance. Paul/bonnie is clearly mad at him coomin all the time. He's brought bad PR lately because of the grifts,(and this is coming from other troons so he takes it more seriously....they may have even contacted the Tranch.)

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And that's no fun because it hurts and his ditch is closing faster than a trap door in Indiana Jones because he wasn't keeping it up. What's fascinating is you keep thinking Kev's at rock bottom then something happens to drive him lower.
 
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How is it so hard to jack off to things that are actually somewhat related to sex?
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This is because he's so desensitized to normal things that it likely doesn't even turn him on anymore. It's the coomers (deserved) curse. Just find more and more extreme porn to coom to until you're sexualizing Febreze fabric refreshners
 
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Lasersuit Larry said:
This is a wall in the Tranch? I hope that's not a Benelli M4 up there, the pistol gripped shotgun third from the bottom. Because if so, that's another $2500 worth of top market firearms that absolutely nobody on that property is getting the money's worth from. It's the Rolls Royce of tactical shotguns. Some SWAT officer somewhere would trade his mother-in-law for it.

Meanwhile they could run the whole farm with a bucket of lesser guns worth just one of the gucci pieces. Weapons which would serve a real purpose like getting rid of snakes and other pests, or bringing in game to reduce their food costs, or literally anything more important than exploding their neighbors. But don't want to run a farm, they want to run a separatist compound.

I know it's been said but it's the damn truth. The other Tranchers may burn more calories than Kevin but don't let that fool you, they're just as deluded and self-serving.

Edit: I think it may be a cheaper Remington or something dressed up to look tacticool. But still, this is ludicrous. These aren't farm tools, this is someone spending thousands of dollars they don't have trying their best to be scary. Troon Waco may be a pie in the sky but they act like it's on the menu.
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Don't a lot of gun enthusiasts at least store their weapons in safe manner? At least place them in a gun closet or something?

I'd be saving that 14K for "in case my car breaks down" or "in case I get a huge tax bill" or "let's get a new money-saving heating system for the house!" or something. 14K goes pretty quickly if you have a job, let alone if you don't.
 
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Cerabella said:
Maximun cope :story:
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Wedge is getting an amhole :story:
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I didn't know he was deaf. And it sound like his surgeon is tricking him into FFS.
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I would legitimately think Honlequin Wedge was a troll if I didn't know better. That series of tweets wins him the gold medal for his mental gymnastics routine because I seldom am surprised with genderfags but now I wanna runescape.
 
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FrankyKismyFP said:
Don't a lot of gun enthusiasts at least store their weapons in safe manner? At least place them in a gun closet or something?
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Yes, the vast majority do. Gun safety is a major component of the overarching community. A gun mounted on the wall tends to be at least unloaded, if not bolted to the wall itself. If it is loaded it'll normally be locked in a safe or locked in a side room with no windows ( typically in the basement). Pro-gun groups were screaming for the blood of a school shooter's dad in Texas a couple years back because he didn't lock up his guns and ammo. Of course, there's always idiots like him...and Bonnie. But I doubt he'd want to be involved in the evil gun community anyway.
 
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Cerabella said:
Maximun cope :story:
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I shake my head at how gullible these people are. I also wonder if there are literal bots on Twitter put out by plastic surgeons to advertise surgery to troons.

Most women, if discussing plans for plastic surgery, know on some level that "getting XYZ done" won't morph them into some mystical supermodel. They'll go on boards and discuss possible surgery complications, discuss good/bad surgeons, and will generally welcome any "warning stories" about bad surgical experiences without attacking people.

These "folx" have really unrealistic expectations, and seem to perceive any criticism of troon-related surgery as "transphobia!" which will only make their lives harder in the long run. If you're going to butcher your body, at least be educated on the possible worst case scenario with open eyes and a clear mind.

Eyebrows? Really? The "fashion" for eyebrows changes every few years. Nowadays it seems the super hairy "man brows" are in style anyway.
 
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Yes, the vast majority do. Gun safety is a major component of the overarching community. A gun mounted on the wall tends to be at least unloaded, if not bolted to the wall itself. If it is loaded it'll normally be locked in a safe or locked in a side room with no windows ( typically in the basement). Pro-gun groups were screaming for the blood of a school shooter's dad in Texas a couple years back because he didn't lock up his guns and ammo. Of course, there's always idiots like him...and Bonnie. But I doubt he'd want to be involved in the evil gun community anyway.
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On top of that, Troon Boone has no fucking trigger discipline and they likely muzzle sweep all the time and don't have safety on. Like putting your guns on the wall is a LOOK AT ME type thing. I've never met another gun person who does that unless they have a workshop.

Not to mention bullets are an unnecessary expense because they spend a lot of time retard target practicing.
 
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