Groundhog Day: Chantal Edition - We've discussed this before and we'll discuss it again

In a old video she claimed last time she lived with Peetz she gained close to 100 lbs nd went into debt.. I'm sure she is getting food delivered on his card. If she orders 2-3x a day think of the cost. No way she is making that much on YT. I wonder if she gets some disability too
For the love of christ, please lurk more, stop with the TMI and stop posting multiple times. Everyone has told you this, you have ignored it all. Read the rules. Most of what you post has been discussed to DEATH.
 
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Just replace the boyfriend with Peetz and it's practically a look into Chantal's future.
Why the fuck does that fat cunt even need to be driving? Why can't her Feeder do it???



JFC. At least with MSHPL we know alien overlords are going to see it and nope the fuck out of invading us
 
Chantal and the others are pretty dumb because if they started out on a moderate calories in/calories out plan (moderate being 2lbs a week), they would actually have a pretty large calorie allotment. Like she could totally fit pizza and McDonald’s in there (diabetes and sodium levels aside). Jen’s would be even higher cause she’s much taller. I mean, I guess I’m the dumb one for thinking they might actually consider something rational ha ha but in all honesty, Chantal might be surprised to see how many calories she would have to work with in the beginning.
Ok I just did a quick look and she can eat 3000 calories to stay the same, so she could drop that down to even just 2500 (which is a lot) and would slowly drop weight.
 
Chantal and the others are pretty dumb because if they started out on a moderate calories in/calories out plan (moderate being 2lbs a week), they would actually have a pretty large calorie allotment. Like she could totally fit pizza and McDonald’s in there (diabetes and sodium levels aside). Jen’s would be even higher cause she’s much taller. I mean, I guess I’m the dumb one for thinking they might actually consider something rational ha ha but in all honesty, Chantal might be surprised to see how many calories she would have to work with in the beginning.
Ok I just did a quick look and she can eat 3000 calories to stay the same, so she could drop that down to even just 2500 (which is a lot) and would slowly drop weight.
Their "eating disorders" are not just binging. It's a fixation on disordered eating on both over consumption, and UNDER consumption. I'm sure a lot of us here already know their cycles. But the fixation on weird diets that cause them to restrict (as brief as they are) are also a major part of their eating disorders. This is partly why chantal gets so excited about having to drink only the optifast bullshit or whatever for 2 weeks. You can see how perked up she gets about it. And that's because the idea of fasting on optifast for 2 weeks turns her on just as much as binging mcdonalds. (mind you i'm only talking about the IDEA of doing it, not the actual practice of doing it) - because their minds are so black and white when it comes to their thinking. Anything that is actual sensible eating is unappealing to them. There is no magic, nothing fantastical about it, nothing extreme. They either have to be full on mukbanging 3k calories, or they have to be attempting (and failing) weird medium ghost diets, or egg diets, or juice cleanses, or water fasting, or whatever. And that weird dieting causes them to binge even more. Yeah, i'm rambling. But anyways. They will not sensible eat. Because even in their mind when they think they are fighting their eating disorder they are actually playing right into the eating disorders hand when they are masturbating themselves over weird diets. And that's why they need intervention. Because they can't even fight their eating disorder without playing into their eating disorder.
 
That's a hot take. Those Hamber controversies you describe happened years ago, whereas Chantal has had an OnlyFans -> I'm dying arc within the last couple of weeks. Yes, Hamber has an OF as well but as far as I know it's never been used. ALR is an iconic cow, but Chinny is at least more willing to debase herself for our entertainment. Also, "shit I'd never see", genuinely curious, do you live outside of the United States? Walk around any superstore and you will be surrounded by Amber's possessions. I wish that bitch spent her YT bucks on interesting things.

For instance, there's a fair chance that Becky and Hamber are on the ropes right now, but Amber will only tell us that in a few months through a slow release of chronologically out-of-order vlogs. Her brand of narc enjoys the power trip that comes with haydurs wanting to know more. Meanwhile, Chinny will shit blood, waddle back to her office chair, and report the event to her stream audience. One withholds and the other overshares. Oversharing is usually a lot funnier.

Besides, Chantal shows legs.
Chantal's OnlyFans is useless. Why would anyone want to look at it? I just find to be Chantal like the worst variant of wine aunt. However, Amberlynn is a hilarious fat clown who lies about just ridiculous things.
 
Ozempic isn't that difficult to get here, honestly. Typically you have to be referred to an Endocrinologist and they'll try to get you under control with the first line of meds (Metformin/Sulfonylurea) along with common fucking sense of diet and exercise, but if those things don't work then there is nothing restricting an Endo from prescribing the drug.

That's my point. Chantal is going to her GP today expecting to have her prescription for her 20lb + overnight weightloss injection. The reality is the cost of the drug will likely prevent her being prescribed it as a first line choice, and she may even need a specialist referral to get access to it.

The Ontario Drug Benefit Program pays for prescriptions for seniors, people on provincial disability & welfare & probably a few other categories of which I'm not aware. Chantal or her insurance, pays for her prescriptions, so that aspect of prescribing Ozempic isn't an issue. Her insurance company may balk at paying for it as a first line treatment however.

Wonder if she'll be as keen to get it if she has to pay around $900 per month. I just thought Canada worked similarly to other subsidised health systems, where government subsidised the cost if everyone's listed pharmaceuticals. Ozempic in Australia (the lower dose), Costs $1700/month, but only costs the patient $41 ($6 for pensioners, unemployed, disabled etc) with the govt paying the balance.

Given her insurance is only a recent thing, has she had it long enough for coverage of what is so obviously a pre-existing health condition. The insurers in my country have a 12 month pre-existing illness clause in all health insurance policies.
 
Come on universe, we just need ONE incredibly desperate lady ham to lower her standards... 🌈
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Do you think she can still fit in the drivers seat of her car? I ask only because it was obviously a tight fit before but after being at home for this long and binging as she has i wonder if its a legitimate issue now? She said she was getting taxis to and from the hospital..
This bitch has so much ass and thigh fat that her dwarfish 4’11” frame barely allows her head to clear the ceiling of the car. The last time she did a car-binge, she could hardly move her Bob’s Big Boy-sized head to side-scan for predators.

The mechanics of how her feet reach the pedals while her head touches the ceiling are mystifying.

Found this interesting infographic on waiting times for bariatric surgery in various provinces of Canada. Seems it's 6-12 months from referral to initial appointment and a further 2-3 years for surgery in Ontario. Chantal thinks she'll have a gastric bypass in 7-8 months, but according to this chart she probably won't get her first appointment in that time frame.


Feel free to correct me but wasn't Chantal's eating a whole block of cheese pysch emergency visit her way to shortcut the referral to initial appointment time. Makes me wonder what she might try this time around.

Someone told her in chat tonight shall need abdominoplasty. This seemed to confuse her. She did admit she'd need a breast lift though. I suspect she hasn't factored loose skin into her "I'm going to be thin" mindset.

Edit to make timeline clearer ie that surgical wait time doesn't commence until after surgeon approves the patient for surgery.
It’s glorious to read all the speculation about Chantal’s pre- and post-surgery activities, as if she’ll actually be living when her name is called.
 
YouTube should age restrict all her videos, on the grounds that watching a dim-witted fat-monster slowly kill herself isn't suitable for children.
I'd say the opposite: Obese pre-teens should be forced to watch her. "Do you want to end up like this? Maybe gym class and vegetables aren't so bad after all, eh?"
 
The problem with Chantal, as already stated, is that she is just on repeat. Nothing new happens. Even her cycles are the same. The last major event that was even semi-exciting was the move. Sure, the OFN saga was a fun mini-detour but anyone who's paid attention to Chantal these last three years knew it wouldn't last but a week and what do you know? It didn't last but a week.

Chantal can't even provide interesting, made up stories anymore. At least with those, you could enjoy the embellishments and poke holes in everything she says because she's too stupid to tell a full story nowadays without significant contradictions.

So, you're left with the same four or five videos over and over again:

A boring live where she's sat like a gargoyle in front of the fridge attempting to chat with her viewers but struggling to finish even the most mundane of thoughts.

A try-on haul where she struggles to fit into her one size too small clothes, all the while picking at each outfit as she stands attempting to look sexy.

A boring cook with me where she again struggles to say anything of substance.

An Uber Eats mukbang where she wanders in and out of stories, almost with no rhyme or reason, says nothing, burps, farts and attempts to justify her ways.

A medical video telling us everything is not all right and she needs help...blah blah blah.

Nothing is ever new.
The only remotely interesting/amusing event in Chantal’s life on YouTube was getting dumped, and evicted by BiBi, and her subsequent move to the luxurious estate she and James now share.
 
I'd say the opposite: Obese pre-teens should be forced to watch her. "Do you want to end up like this? Maybe gym class and vegetables aren't so bad after all, eh?"
Unfortunately, some idolize her and Big AL, (like this chick). This is what people find most offensive about Chinny and Albert's mookbongs; the influence they exert on young obese gorls. Instead of being a cautionary tale, they glorify obesity and showcase how easy it is to make a quick buck while eating like gluttonous savages. An 18 yr old looking at a 30 and 37 yr old thinks those are old people. Diabetes, heart disease, fatty liver etc .. won't happen to them. It's honestly why I feel strongly that they should be demonetized at the very least.
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I can never wrap my mind around the fact she's 36yo. She looks like your average aunt Debra who's pushing 60 and who's fat face spares her from having deep wrinkles.

For now.
It's amazing how pre-aged she is, and it's not just the fat. She's so unhealthy that it's become visible to your subconscious (her bad skin, her thinning limp hair). Her whole looks screams "low remaining life expectancy".

Chantal's the only one speculating about her post-op WLS life. A bit of easy research to find out the real situation as opposed to what she tells us, doesn't hurt. For me it just adds to the entertainment she's currently delivering. We all know there won't be a WLS in her future to bother even considering her post-op lifestyle. However we can enjoy being spectators of her absolute ignorance and lunacy for as long as she plays the game. I'm sure for example that if she gets her referral she's going to try something absolutely insane again in order to queue jump. I eagerly await what that will be, because we know with her impatience it'll be in the not too distant future. Can she top her cheese pysch emergency? Well have to wait and see. Fortunately I don't think it will be a long wait, because she'll hound that weightloss centre for an appointment, and get really frustrated when they don't jump to her attention. That's when her insanity will hit new heights.

Edit to add: Unfortunately I suspect this will be a short arc in the same way ALR'S WLS storyline ended at the first obstacle. Just makes it even more important to enjoy every morsal of lunacy she is throwing our way right now. We all know batshit crazy Chantal with a plan is going to end, and then we'll be back to boring Chantal.
Yes, pop your popcorn now, cause this is peak lunacy Chantal.

I'm also looking forward to the first foot ulcer that she'll desperately claim isn't due to raging out-of-control Beetus. "I just hurt my foot exercising, guys! Ban anyone who mentions diabetes, food or my blood sugar in the chat!"

Unfortunately, some idolize her and Big AL, (like this chick). This is what people find most offensive about Chinny and Albert's mookbongs; the influence they exert on young obese gorls. Instead of being a cautionary tale, they glorify obesity and showcase how easy it is to make a quick buck while eating like gluttonous savages. An 18 yr old looking at a 30 and 37 yr old thinks those are old people. Diabetes, heart disease, fatty liver etc .. won't happen to them. It's honestly why I feel strongly that they should be demonetized at the very least.

Horrifying. Where are their parents?

I honestly didn't know anyone underage was posting pig-out mukbangs or actually looking up to the ALR deathfats. I figured that any teen who came across ALR/Chantal would have a good laugh at the pig and then go back to watching rap videos or whatever they do. Every time I think I've seen everything the internet can throw at me...this shit.

I now agree with you on age restriction, etc - if kids can't see healthy naked people on YouTube they shouldn't be watching Clotso orgasm as she shoves pizza in her face.

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