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DarkSoulsPhil said:
RIP Anony, right up there with infinite55 as best mod. Both of them are so reasonable to reverse Phil bans, especially if its a LIMB over something so small.
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Just a reminder that Anonymouse knows that Phil is scamming people for years and decided to continue to support him anyway. He and the rest of the mods know about Phil's WWE Champions Discord account being the same as the one he uses to talk to his mods, thus they know about the gacha addiction. They are all part of the scam.
 
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Planettenon said:
I would be too. I'm not ashamed to admit that it does upset me a bit to see a asshole like him get rewarded. In some small way they kinda are owning the trolls. Every time they hit the tips goal, it means a happy dsp, and a happy dsp means a boring piggy to watch. People keep saying it's just a small number of paypigs who keep donating but that's all someone like him needs. These are his most loyal and die hard fans who've been with him for years, and they're going to be there for many more years to come. And even if some do leave the vortex, the vortex will just pull another paypig (like OIC) in to replace them, and the pig cycle will just continue on.
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It’s not exactly “wrong” to be a little upset at Phil for this. Look back at the bankruptcy paperwork. If the man was A LITTLE more smart, alittle more humble, he could be rolling in dough. He could have a normal life, but he’s thrown it away because he’s a retard and he’s lucky to still have some retards left to give him cash. I would kill for a position like his, like many of these cocky, abhorrent twitch neets that don’t appreciate the position they are in.
 
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tripmix said:
Got this from some guy in the LSB discord.

Its only anony's messages from the darksydephil channel because the person isn't setting up instances to monitor every single twitch chat.

"??"
"dspSleeper"
"WHAT OPERATIVES"
"thrawn6900 <3"
"I checked, Phil manually refunded my tip, I got a $1.30 in my checking"
"Phil paid me"
"And people say he doesn't pay his mods dspRight"
"$1 for 4 years of service, I feel valued"
"WE LOVE DIVINITY ORIGINAL SIN 2"
"WE LOVE YOU PHIL"
"snowkarlsson Hitler?"
"suckasurprise I tipped it under a silly name and my account is registered but unverified"
"snowkarlsson idk what you mean but don't do that"
"maybe it was blocked for a reason"
"forgot the rice?"
"PHIL I LOVE YOU"
"Homemade_Ear_Vacuum secret lore dspCozy"
"we made a poll"
"TheSheWolfx KEKW"
"MoraMoria already tallied them and it's a great list"
"EXCEPT DANGANRONPA"
"THERE'S A WEEB GAME ON THE LIST, PHIL, PLS DENY IT"
"suckasurprise he NEEDS to deny it"
"he HAS to disqualify it"
"the last time he played Danganronpa he ignored the chat and contributions 'literally the entire playthrough"
"it was a goddam nightmare"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
"vg_stuffed :("
"NOOOOOOOOOO suckasurprise"
"god DAMN you Phil"
"a lot of No Reason X's today, must be a special occasion"
"vg_stuffed they're both weeb ass games"
"but at least he talks to us during Nier, he shuts everything down and goes back into camcorder mode in Danganronpa"
"!vest2"
"basically, create a new identity and then, under that new identity, live in a sealed tight box and only chat in this stream chat"
"arcticfowler they do, but they're not as popular, I know for some reason a Spongebob speedrunner gets targetted like this mercilessly, and his fans"
"superkawaiisonico yep"
"BUT YOU REFUNDED MY TIP"
"IT WAS REAL!"
"stranded_ostrich I've never heard of people staking and harassing and doxxing his fans tho, maybe I'm wrong"
"arcticfowler that one Spongebob speedrunner was having that happen, it was a couple years back and I didn't follow it, but it has happened"
"arcticfowler he had like three fans get doxx'd and harassed"
"linking your Paypal to your bank is easy, and we came up with a lil tune you can sing to yourself to help you remember: \"You put your Routing Number in, you take your routi8ng number out, you put your routing number in, and you shake it all about\""
"\"You add the checking number and you turn yourself around, and that's how you verify!\""
"I"
"LOVE"
"YOU"
"PHIL"
"i thought it was one of the most disappointing"
"\"Soulsborne game\" = ARPG with a difficulty curve"
"the other three are dating sims"
"dont bother"
"did they announce Lucario daikimakuras?"
"Man, I wish I could be a game developer so I can release two versions of the same exact game from 3 years ago with a new paint of color"
"Oh boy! Time to buy the same motherfucking game all over again"
"f"
"ohhh noooo"
"another playthrough to skip"
"ILY PHIL"
".........."
"well it's a dodge button"
"you'll probably push it, then dodge"
"elon_jusk can you do me a favor?"
"HeyThereBabe or you, can you post that emote with Phil in the hat with the bag of money? from pw's channel"
"the Money emote"
"good"
"<3 HeyThereBabe"
"!tip"
"!cheer"
"!sub"
"!donate"
"themagmadiver large groups that work together in the same building and could talk with each other by simply looking up and talking are now all at a distance and have to wait for email or zoom calls"
"just one way"
"other than that, idk how it could slow development"
"what"
"themagmadiver mhm, the bastards are taking advantage of the pandemic"
"what"
"a palate is a physical part of your body.........."
"they're different words......."
"a palate is a part of your physical anatomy in your mouth"
"Phil debunked the otology of palate! VoHiYo"
"holywarriortonin <3"
"toxictecz you get let ly!"
"show them why we call you the Soul man"
"i remember when Phil was getting bad screen tearing in a game on PC so he went into the options and turned on HDR to fix it KEKW"
"well yeah, he's gotta break in the new sock"
"I LOVE YOU"
"PHIL PLEASE BLOW A KISS FOR ME"
"Simon Says YOU'VE BEEN DOXX'D"
"why would you inject foreign RNA into your body?"
"corruptions in RNA can cause your body to produce the wrong proteins and develop cancer cells in the body"
"MiraiMisaki It's kinda brilliant, they skipped the DNA step and went straight to the RNA, which is so much worse but because it isn't DNA, people will trust it"
"People will alter their own genetics to avoid being sick for a week"
"Fascinating"
"angelobestia I'm not even being QAnon, I'm looking at the science and it's silly as fuck"
"coachxjosh either wait for a lull in gameplay, or cheer or tip"
"@6dad congrats on 15k followers, man"
"And that's 15k followers without a bunch of trolls coming back every day :p"
"coachxjosh that's cool, then your best bet is waiting until gameplay and tagging him directly in chat, it's lame but it is what it is"
"Liter__of__Cola probably a little under half, like 45k"
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I stand corrected. Yikes.
 
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KKKrèmebrûlée said:
I love that Phil shouts into the wind about this 'felon' who is doing chargebacks when he charged back at least 10x that amount due to his bankruptcy. I assume the only way he can sleep at night is with copious amounts of gin and a good gacha pull.
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Not to mention allegedly getting a refund on a game he played and made money on.
 
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FaggotWhoLikesDarkSouls said:
It’s not exactly “wrong” to be a little upset at Phil for this. Look back at the bankruptcy paperwork. If the man was A LITTLE more smart, alittle more humble, he could be rolling in dough. He could have a normal life, but he’s thrown it away because he’s a retard and he’s lucky to still have some retards left to give him cash. I would kill for a position like his, like many of these cocky, abhorrent twitch neets that don’t appreciate the position they are in.
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Occasionally I think "me too" because I'm also a socially anxious misanthrope who views the world at large as a universal force out to kill me but then I remember that if there is one iota of me that wants to change or improve that I'll have a better chance of it if I have elements of my life which encourage me to do so and then I'm glad I was never at any point presented with the opportunity to trade any inherent drive toward curiosity or industry for a dusty video game prison where internet gawkers leer at me for eight hours a day.
 
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FaggotWhoLikesDarkSouls said:
It’s not exactly “wrong” to be a little upset at Phil for this. Look back at the bankruptcy paperwork. If the man was A LITTLE more smart, alittle more humble, he could be rolling in dough. He could have a normal life, but he’s thrown it away because he’s a retard and he’s lucky to still have some retards left to give him cash. I would kill for a position like his, like many of these cocky, abhorrent twitch neets that don’t appreciate the position they are in.
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Planettenon said:
Me too. Lol.
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Remember folks, DSP's position includes the bankruptcy, gambling addiction, and horrible life choices. Don't be jealous of DSP because he has money, money is VERY easy to obtain if you know what you're doing or are just born to the right family. Money doesn't mean shit, being happy with your life means more than money, it really does.

If you dream of being a streamer and would kill for the money Phil makes, be a streamer. If you're jealous he makes six figures a year then it's time to start looking into how you could do the same. Best part is you can do it without actually being the miserable scat lover DSP is, might not be as easy because you won't attract an audience of wheelchairs but do you really want an audience of wheelchairs supporting your life?

I'd rather be a hobo giving rimjobs in back alleys for crack than DSP, at least then my shame would only be internal and I could have hopes that someone might shiv me for $5 before the next sunrise. DSP has to greet that sunrise every day and every day is probably worse than the last one for him. His peak has long since gone and now all that's left is wearing a vest and getting drunk in front of retarded people and people there to mock him while constantly pressuring them for tips like a middle manager asking about TPS reports.
 
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Pargon said:
Occasionally I think "me too" because I'm also a socially anxious misanthrope who views the world at large as a universal force out to kill me but then I remember that if there is one iota of me that wants to change or improve that I'll have a better chance of it if I have elements of my life which encourage me to do so and then I'm glad I was never at any point presented with the opportunity to trade any inherent drive toward curiosity or industry for a dusty video game prison where internet gawkers leer at me for eight hours a day.
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If you're gonna be jealous of someone, you could aim higher... there are still literal princes in modern day society; Grace Kelly married into being a princess, which I bring up to my girls when they go on about which Disney princess they'd be; I tell them to aim higher, Monaco always needs a actual factual princess.
 
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PutridElephant said:
I hope Phil gets sued for libel because, as far as we know, SH has never been convicted of anything
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It calls to mind all those times Phil has lectured and admonished people for "haplessly throwing accusations and labels around", like that time he made Chadwick Boseman's death about himself (you never know what hardships people actually have to put up with).
But SuperHound though, we're allowed to call him all kinds of incriminating things because he...pranks Phil frequently.
 
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