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I agree with the part about the lottery (assuming he doesn't blow it all immediately). If DSP ever truly found real financial success he would probably stop streaming (although I don't think he would disappear from the internet). However if he was dead broke and had to get a job I still think he would stream because he's still chasing the dragon of when he was 'white hot popular' on youtube. No job that DSP can actually get would satisfy him money-wise. Despite his delusions, Boeing is not going to pay him $150k/yr because of his decade old ACE certification.
I think a single winning ticket sold at the Fred Meyer in Renton, WA coinciding with DownFromTheRafters jumping instantly to the #1 ranked position worldwide being the final nail in the Is DSP Whaling On A Mobile Game coffin would produce a biblical level of cum in a very centralized area close to my current location.
 
You know, I was doing some Spring cleaning today and upon realizing that the money I had spent on my hobby could rather have been invested into Phil's gacha addiction, felt so unbelievably owned. To think that in lieu of using some of my disposable income for physical goods and/or services that bring me joy, I could have instead squandered it on a fat, ungrateful man-child gives me FOMO of the highest order.

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Maybe I can take a page out of the book of Jakileez/OIC and pawn this stuff off so I can still hope to be initiated into the Pigroach Cult; only then will I be able to experience true nirvana.

couldve bought so many digiornos instead
 
Qualified disagree. Phil would stop streaming tomorrow if he won the lottery or found some other, easier way of making the same amount of money. He hates his audience and a part of that hate I believe comes from the fact that he knows fundamentally that he is beholden to them, cf. him dancing like a monkey for Tut or whoever that whale was dropping stacks to give him like 700 tier 3 subs a few years ago. I do agree that Phil is a narcissist but I think he gets his fix the most by being able to keep anything and anyone he doesn't like at arm's length until he doesn't need them anymore.

Also Phil getting money specifically during games which make him miserable and/or look stupid is great because it means he'll keep playing them and debasing himself like the ten cent whore he is.

ETA: partially ninja'd by @Kosher Dill .
I only disagree because I don't believe any amount of money would satiate Phil. Give him $100M, he'll compare himself to someone making $10B which Underdog Phil deserves. There will always be some insane millionaire whale in these mobile games that he'll have to try topping.
 
are his dopey wife and Punished "Venom" Jasper - A Cat Denied His Claws
I laughed way, waaay too hard at this. Bravo.

So Thatanonymouse has been banned from Twitch. People have brought it up and DSP does his usual "I don't know anything about that", "it's none of anyone's business", "go ask him about it" spiel. Does anyone have any idea what happened?

Unknown, some of the people in his chat seem to be of the belief that he breached TOS in chat on another stream and got reported, but the claims lack any specificity making them dubious at best.
 
@The Clown Dimension already beat me to it, but I'm gonna add it anyway, since it gives it some extra credibility! I don't know if we've seen anyone this unaware in his chat, and that includes people like Derish, king Michael, RahbOnWheels, Sidella, BSV and so many more..

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Pal, you might wanna check your anus for a HUGE, THROBBING 2 inch Phil cock right about now!

Edit: And yes I chose red to represent the strange liquid coming from his tiny asshole

When dumping your whole Burger King paycheck isn’t enough, there’s always breaking TOS.
 
So Thatanonymouse has been banned from Twitch. People have brought it up and DSP does his usual "I don't know anything about that", "it's none of anyone's business", "go ask him about it" spiel. Does anyone have any idea what happened?

People in chat keep saying he mis-gendered another streamer? Which in the real world I wouldn't believe for a second, but Twitch is pioneering the social incorporation of severe degenerative mental disorders... and slags. But who doesn't love the occasional slag!
 
I actually find it kind of pathetic when you actually look closer its not dozens of people giving him money its 1 or 2 people dropping a huge amount of money.
I get that you're being hyperbolic when you say 1 or 2 people but it's at least 6 whales who are dropping $20 - $50 a stream easy, plus the dozen or so who chip in with $1 and $3 dollar donations and cheers, plus the annual whales who pop in with $6000 cheers. And that's all the pig needs
 
So Thatanonymouse has been banned from Twitch. People have brought it up and DSP does his usual "I don't know anything about that", "it's none of anyone's business", "go ask him about it" spiel. Does anyone have any idea what happened?
I doubt the ban has anything to do with phil unfortnately. Words like simp and thot is a bannable wrong think No-No words on twitch iirc.
 
Phil tweeted:
Just finished watching a playthrough of Little Nightmares II with Kat. Although I enjoyed it artistically, I'm glad I didn't buy or play it. Much like the first game, nothing is actually explained and it's incredibly disappointing once it's over. I Hate that kind of writing.
It's basic indie game writing to be quite honest. It's not mind blowing and it's chewed down enough to be understandable. It's not AAA messy because there was a hired team of writers and they had two guys different guys writing each scene. The ending is crystal clear and not open to interpretation at all. Phil says that he's happy he didn't play it and I agree. Mostly because his wheelchairs would have just told him the solution to every puzzle. Ghosts N' Ghablins and DOS 2 were sorely needed adrenaline injections to the Pig's snore-inducing streams. Another easy thing would just be dull.

I am now going to spoil the shit out of Little Nightmares 2, so if you intend to play it, give this post a wide berth. In short, apparently unless you announce your big dark twist with a fucking marching band, like Bugsnax, it's much too subtle for Phil to grasp. Little Nightmares 2 is the type of subtle than ten year olds understand without missing a beat. It straight up shows you what happens in case you had any doubts by the end.

Little Nightmares 2 is basically another in a long line of Small Child, Grimdark Scary World, Violent Death puzzle platformers. I've beaten a couple of them and was unimpressed. I have seen Little Nightmares 2 played, as well as the first part. The writing isn't mindblowing, it doesn't make you feel for the characters or anything like that. They're not complicated people, either. It's the opposing school of writing, basically. It's simple and to the point enough to be memorable. You are heroic child Mono trying to escape scary place The Pale City and you join forces with already established to be kind of a bitch previous protagonist Six. She is for the most part a useful ally. In escaping the city, Six and Mono do pretty fucked up stuff to the monsters. At one point they burn one alive and Six warms her hands near the oven he's currently cooking alive in. There's an achievement for beating the corpse of an enemy when you've already confirmed the kill. Dark world, he who fights monsters, etcetera.

So obviously you feel justified in your pragmatic and vengeful actions. Six and Mono are well characterized through the whole thing. If Mono dies, Six will generally not even stop running to check if he's okay until they've spent some time together. Mono is always trying really hard to save her, even when it's clear that Six doesn't care about him nearly as much, because that's the type of person he is. By the end, oh what a twist, Six is doing a cliff catch and pull thing, but hesitates, and decides to drop Mono to his death. The game has even made a point of showing before that Six is strong enough to pull Mono up no problem. So it's deliberate. Mono then gets trapped with a flesh blob monstrosity who shows him to a chair and over time turns him into the Thin Man, one of the main monsters who has been chasing them all game long. So there you go, stable time loop, Mono becomes the villain, going nicely with the theme of he who fights monsters and suffers betrayals. There's almost no loose ends to tie, just whether Thin Mono was controlling the tower or the tower was controlling him.

This is very much about the level of Bugsnax. Simple story, to the point, obvious twist clearly shown, call it a day. Compared to other Indies that have made a wave in recent years, I wouldn't say it's on the level of world building and relatability LISA or Undertale had. You know, games that made you feel a thing or two. It is easy to feel bad for Mono and confirm your suspicions that Six is a total bitch, and probably how real people would act if thrown in the situation she's in. But that's about it. They're not flat, but there's not a lot of complexity to them, nor does the desperate fight for survival situation allow for deeper characterization. That and the purely visual storytelling, of course. Sorry, Six, no tokin' and muff eatin' for you. That's Ellie's privilege!

By the end of LISA you're probably sympathizing with a guy who wants to keep the last woman alive safe at all costs... Meaning humanity will eventually die out. And she's okay with reproducing to save the world to begin with. In his last moments, Brad, dying from a forced drug overdose, goes solo against his closest allies and an entire army. He gets stabbed, shot with arrows, beaten half to death, and he still survives long enough to kill most of the army. Only their leader, his adoptive son, a very good man, stands between him and his adoptive daughter Buddy, and Brad, possibly missing both his arms at this point, gives him a beating so vicious that his stats get crippled when he's playable in the DLC. Rando sure as shit deserved better from Brad, and he's not even mad at him when he gets dropped. Brad then frees his daughter, and asks her if he did the right thing before finally collapsing. He also asks for a hug. And you can have Buddy deny it. I don't know a single person who played this and let Brad die without getting his hug.

That's a plot that you can talk about at length. Have discussions. Analyze the implications of things, wonder whether Brad was truly a good person under all the abuse he's both suffered and put others through. Wonder if Brad was always set on his path to failure, being raised by a horribly abusive father himself. Or if being too weak to truly kick his addictions and better himself warrants some slack for trying. Feel irrationally mad at his father bettering himself and being a good father to Buddy of all people, and feel oddly warm inside when Brad finds him and finally smashes his face in, in spite of his dad having actually changed for the better, which Brad never manages to do.

The more recent Disco Elysium has you take control of detective Harry DuBois, who is going through a pretty legendary rough patch in his life, has just tried to commit honorable sudoku, and is now responsible for solving a murder mystery. The murder mystery isn't even remotely fair and you may actually get stumped at some points. The RPG elements are so hardcore it could literally punish you with death in the first room for building a physically weak character and trying to reach for a tie stuck on a ceiling fan. The writing is so good it manages to have an apocalypse plot, a murderous chair, funny political commentary, a curse, a buddy cop show, broken people trying to make something of their lives, and dancing at a rave with teenagers in the same place and none of it feels like it doesn't belong. The soundtrack is absolutely top notch, and The Mercenary Tribunal is possibly the best scene written in a videogame in the last decade. If you don't look into Harry's past, you won't even find what made him this way, or why he can't get over it. The game doesn't even show you everything in one go, it's pretty much impossible to build a character who can do everything. Hell, I min-maxed with logic as a dump stat and went the whole game calling a poor cook "Hot Cup" because I wasn't smart enough to not do that. The plot is pretty much impossible to follow. Nobody gives you a summary, and it's a mystery to begin with. Harry and his partner Kim hypothesize and you, of course, are free to do so as well. You lead Harry to investigate, he finds some clues that put him on a path, and it all works together very well in the sense that you really are investigating as well, and being smart and exploring related clues rewards you with extra knowledge for the case. But on top of that, everyone involved is so layered and complex it's almost impossible to tell what's REALLY going on. And what really is going on in the end is a double whammy of surprising, to boot. Well, if you get the golden ending.

Hell, Doki Doki Literature Club has a bigger, more impactful twist than this. Mono becoming Thin Man is literally "And then John was a zombie". Not ragging on the writing, I feel like using these well trodden tropes worked alright and definitely made it memorable, but it's hardly difficult to understand. And it's certainly simple, but it's also strong enough to work with no voice acting, audio logs, or flavour text. Almost all of these Limbo succesors try to do the same purely visual storytelling thing and I think Little Nightmares 2 is one of the most succesful ones in that department. I just don't really see people holding roundtable discussions on the plot. I also feel like if they actually had the funding to produce a full story with dialogue, it'd be at the very least a competent one. Even a text-only story tends to be a little stronger by default. Visual storytelling necessarily produces minimalistic tales.
TL;DR: Of course peak consoomer Phil needs a running summary of the plot. And of course peak dumbass Phil would consider the plot of Little Nightmares 2 complex enough to not grasp it by watching a whole playthrough. You can piece together what happened from literally just the ending! God damn, it really puts his Yackooza streams in perspective where he pauses and pigsplains the plot. It really is the sort of shit he'd like to watch. It's always eye-opening to remind myself that he really considers his stall-ridden, two hour prestreamed, begging-filled streams an actual service to the industry because of what he does in them.

It's not even a hard to grasp, lore overloaded plot like Silent Hill's, it's a basic-ass, cliché filled, fairly effective Indie puzzle platformer. Mono really is just a heroic guy, Six really is just a me-first survivalist, and everything in between is white noise and spooky spooky long neck teacher.

Phil, my guy. The only plot you've praised lately is that of thrice cursed Bugsnax. Your opinions on writing are equal to those of an overgrown toddler. You joked about not wanting to play Barbie Horse Adventure, but maybe you SHOULD, since that's the type of writing that makes you feel like a 40 year old big, smart boy. Get Khet to bring you a custom homemade cake, your comfort blanket and some Spongebob games, man. With a side order of Tanqueray in a baby bottle.

This new "Mature Adult unironically loves children's entertainment and thinks pixel girls have cooties" arc is pretty embarassing. I wish the writers would shake it up a little.
 
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good lord this fucking Dude needs to go to the park or something I’m starting to worry what the lack of sunlight is doing to this man
Do him and Kat watch entire playthroughs together? For such a busy schedule two adults managing to watch entire play throughs seems like a lot.

imagine playing a game together with your gamer wife though...instead of watching Tyrone play it for kat...

Obvious mouth breather tweet though, he’s legit incapable of understanding anything, literally gorilla brain at work.
 
Do him and Kat watch entire playthroughs together? For such a busy schedule two adults managing to watch entire play throughs seems like a lot.

imagine playing a game together with your gamer wife though...instead of watching Tyrone play it for kat...

Obvious mouth breather tweet though, he’s legit incapable of understanding anything, literally gorilla brain at work.
Kat probaby watches shit in her room while Phil lingers in the background.
 
I doubt the ban has anything to do with phil unfortnately. Words like simp and thot is a bannable wrong think No-No words on twitch iirc.
Got this from some guy in the LSB discord.

Its only anony's messages from the darksydephil channel because the person isn't setting up instances to monitor every single twitch chat.

"??"
"dspSleeper"
"WHAT OPERATIVES"
"thrawn6900 <3"
"I checked, Phil manually refunded my tip, I got a $1.30 in my checking"
"Phil paid me"
"And people say he doesn't pay his mods dspRight"
"$1 for 4 years of service, I feel valued"
"WE LOVE DIVINITY ORIGINAL SIN 2"
"WE LOVE YOU PHIL"
"snowkarlsson Hitler?"
"suckasurprise I tipped it under a silly name and my account is registered but unverified"
"snowkarlsson idk what you mean but don't do that"
"maybe it was blocked for a reason"
"forgot the rice?"
"PHIL I LOVE YOU"
"Homemade_Ear_Vacuum secret lore dspCozy"
"we made a poll"
"TheSheWolfx KEKW"
"MoraMoria already tallied them and it's a great list"
"EXCEPT DANGANRONPA"
"THERE'S A WEEB GAME ON THE LIST, PHIL, PLS DENY IT"
"suckasurprise he NEEDS to deny it"
"he HAS to disqualify it"
"the last time he played Danganronpa he ignored the chat and contributions 'literally the entire playthrough"
"it was a goddam nightmare"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
"vg_stuffed :("
"NOOOOOOOOOO suckasurprise"
"god DAMN you Phil"
"a lot of No Reason X's today, must be a special occasion"
"vg_stuffed they're both weeb ass games"
"but at least he talks to us during Nier, he shuts everything down and goes back into camcorder mode in Danganronpa"
"!vest2"
"basically, create a new identity and then, under that new identity, live in a sealed tight box and only chat in this stream chat"
"arcticfowler they do, but they're not as popular, I know for some reason a Spongebob speedrunner gets targetted like this mercilessly, and his fans"
"superkawaiisonico yep"
"BUT YOU REFUNDED MY TIP"
"IT WAS REAL!"
"stranded_ostrich I've never heard of people staking and harassing and doxxing his fans tho, maybe I'm wrong"
"arcticfowler that one Spongebob speedrunner was having that happen, it was a couple years back and I didn't follow it, but it has happened"
"arcticfowler he had like three fans get doxx'd and harassed"
"linking your Paypal to your bank is easy, and we came up with a lil tune you can sing to yourself to help you remember: \"You put your Routing Number in, you take your routi8ng number out, you put your routing number in, and you shake it all about\""
"\"You add the checking number and you turn yourself around, and that's how you verify!\""
"I"
"LOVE"
"YOU"
"PHIL"
"i thought it was one of the most disappointing"
"\"Soulsborne game\" = ARPG with a difficulty curve"
"the other three are dating sims"
"dont bother"
"did they announce Lucario daikimakuras?"
"Man, I wish I could be a game developer so I can release two versions of the same exact game from 3 years ago with a new paint of color"
"Oh boy! Time to buy the same motherfucking game all over again"
"f"
"ohhh noooo"
"another playthrough to skip"
"ILY PHIL"
".........."
"well it's a dodge button"
"you'll probably push it, then dodge"
"elon_jusk can you do me a favor?"
"HeyThereBabe or you, can you post that emote with Phil in the hat with the bag of money? from pw's channel"
"the Money emote"
"good"
"<3 HeyThereBabe"
"!tip"
"!cheer"
"!sub"
"!donate"
"themagmadiver large groups that work together in the same building and could talk with each other by simply looking up and talking are now all at a distance and have to wait for email or zoom calls"
"just one way"
"other than that, idk how it could slow development"
"what"
"themagmadiver mhm, the bastards are taking advantage of the pandemic"
"what"
"a palate is a physical part of your body.........."
"they're different words......."
"a palate is a part of your physical anatomy in your mouth"
"Phil debunked the otology of palate! VoHiYo"
"holywarriortonin <3"
"toxictecz you get let ly!"
"show them why we call you the Soul man"
"i remember when Phil was getting bad screen tearing in a game on PC so he went into the options and turned on HDR to fix it KEKW"
"well yeah, he's gotta break in the new sock"
"I LOVE YOU"
"PHIL PLEASE BLOW A KISS FOR ME"
"Simon Says YOU'VE BEEN DOXX'D"
"why would you inject foreign RNA into your body?"
"corruptions in RNA can cause your body to produce the wrong proteins and develop cancer cells in the body"
"MiraiMisaki It's kinda brilliant, they skipped the DNA step and went straight to the RNA, which is so much worse but because it isn't DNA, people will trust it"
"People will alter their own genetics to avoid being sick for a week"
"Fascinating"
"angelobestia I'm not even being QAnon, I'm looking at the science and it's silly as fuck"
"coachxjosh either wait for a lull in gameplay, or cheer or tip"
"@6dad congrats on 15k followers, man"
"And that's 15k followers without a bunch of trolls coming back every day :p"
"coachxjosh that's cool, then your best bet is waiting until gameplay and tagging him directly in chat, it's lame but it is what it is"
"Liter__of__Cola probably a little under half, like 45k"
 
Got this from some guy in the LSB discord.

Its only anony's messages from the darksydephil channel because the person isn't setting up instances to monitor every single twitch chat.

"??"
"dspSleeper"
"WHAT OPERATIVES"
"thrawn6900 <3"
"I checked, Phil manually refunded my tip, I got a $1.30 in my checking"
"Phil paid me"
"And people say he doesn't pay his mods dspRight"
"$1 for 4 years of service, I feel valued"
"WE LOVE DIVINITY ORIGINAL SIN 2"
"WE LOVE YOU PHIL"
"snowkarlsson Hitler?"
"suckasurprise I tipped it under a silly name and my account is registered but unverified"
"snowkarlsson idk what you mean but don't do that"
"maybe it was blocked for a reason"
"forgot the rice?"
"PHIL I LOVE YOU"
"Homemade_Ear_Vacuum secret lore dspCozy"
"we made a poll"
"TheSheWolfx KEKW"
"MoraMoria already tallied them and it's a great list"
"EXCEPT DANGANRONPA"
"THERE'S A WEEB GAME ON THE LIST, PHIL, PLS DENY IT"
"suckasurprise he NEEDS to deny it"
"he HAS to disqualify it"
"the last time he played Danganronpa he ignored the chat and contributions 'literally the entire playthrough"
"it was a goddam nightmare"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
"vg_stuffed :("
"NOOOOOOOOOO suckasurprise"
"god DAMN you Phil"
"a lot of No Reason X's today, must be a special occasion"
"vg_stuffed they're both weeb ass games"
"but at least he talks to us during Nier, he shuts everything down and goes back into camcorder mode in Danganronpa"
"!vest2"
"basically, create a new identity and then, under that new identity, live in a sealed tight box and only chat in this stream chat"
"arcticfowler they do, but they're not as popular, I know for some reason a Spongebob speedrunner gets targetted like this mercilessly, and his fans"
"superkawaiisonico yep"
"BUT YOU REFUNDED MY TIP"
"IT WAS REAL!"
"stranded_ostrich I've never heard of people staking and harassing and doxxing his fans tho, maybe I'm wrong"
"arcticfowler that one Spongebob speedrunner was having that happen, it was a couple years back and I didn't follow it, but it has happened"
"arcticfowler he had like three fans get doxx'd and harassed"
"linking your Paypal to your bank is easy, and we came up with a lil tune you can sing to yourself to help you remember: \"You put your Routing Number in, you take your routi8ng number out, you put your routing number in, and you shake it all about\""
"\"You add the checking number and you turn yourself around, and that's how you verify!\""
"I"
"LOVE"
"YOU"
"PHIL"
"i thought it was one of the most disappointing"
"\"Soulsborne game\" = ARPG with a difficulty curve"
"the other three are dating sims"
"dont bother"
"did they announce Lucario daikimakuras?"
"Man, I wish I could be a game developer so I can release two versions of the same exact game from 3 years ago with a new paint of color"
"Oh boy! Time to buy the same motherfucking game all over again"
"f"
"ohhh noooo"
"another playthrough to skip"
"ILY PHIL"
".........."
"well it's a dodge button"
"you'll probably push it, then dodge"
"elon_jusk can you do me a favor?"
"HeyThereBabe or you, can you post that emote with Phil in the hat with the bag of money? from pw's channel"
"the Money emote"
"good"
"<3 HeyThereBabe"
"!tip"
"!cheer"
"!sub"
"!donate"
"themagmadiver large groups that work together in the same building and could talk with each other by simply looking up and talking are now all at a distance and have to wait for email or zoom calls"
"just one way"
"other than that, idk how it could slow development"
"what"
"themagmadiver mhm, the bastards are taking advantage of the pandemic"
"what"
"a palate is a physical part of your body.........."
"they're different words......."
"a palate is a part of your physical anatomy in your mouth"
"Phil debunked the otology of palate! VoHiYo"
"holywarriortonin <3"
"toxictecz you get let ly!"
"show them why we call you the Soul man"
"i remember when Phil was getting bad screen tearing in a game on PC so he went into the options and turned on HDR to fix it KEKW"
"well yeah, he's gotta break in the new sock"
"I LOVE YOU"
"PHIL PLEASE BLOW A KISS FOR ME"
"Simon Says YOU'VE BEEN DOXX'D"
"why would you inject foreign RNA into your body?"
"corruptions in RNA can cause your body to produce the wrong proteins and develop cancer cells in the body"
"MiraiMisaki It's kinda brilliant, they skipped the DNA step and went straight to the RNA, which is so much worse but because it isn't DNA, people will trust it"
"People will alter their own genetics to avoid being sick for a week"
"Fascinating"
"angelobestia I'm not even being QAnon, I'm looking at the science and it's silly as fuck"
"coachxjosh either wait for a lull in gameplay, or cheer or tip"
"@6dad congrats on 15k followers, man"
"And that's 15k followers without a bunch of trolls coming back every day :p"
"coachxjosh that's cool, then your best bet is waiting until gameplay and tagging him directly in chat, it's lame but it is what it is"
"Liter__of__Cola probably a little under half, like 45k"
ThatAnonymouse got banned?
Oh well, he's a useless drunk who will literally beg and plead Phil on his hands and knees to come back.
 
"
"why would you inject foreign RNA into your body?"
"corruptions in RNA can cause your body to produce the wrong proteins and develop cancer cells in the body"
"MiraiMisaki It's kinda brilliant, they skipped the DNA step and went straight to the RNA, which is so much worse but because it isn't DNA, people will trust it"
"People will alter their own genetics to avoid being sick for a week"
"Fascinating"
"angelobestia I'm not even being QAnon, I'm looking at the science and it's silly as fuck"
That retarded as fuck take on mRNA vaccines should be enough to ban this dipshit IMO.
 
I dont quite blame him for drinking while he's on Phil's stream.

Imagine being a mod.
Imagine being a mod on Phils stream.

Its enough to drive a person to drink.
How about getting drunk and doing rape fantasy as a mod with the other chat suicidal freak jayp for weeks and not getting banned for that
 
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