Artcow Jiminycricketfan007 - Girl who's married to Jiminy Cricket

[DirkBloodStormKing]

Have you ever seen the Walt Disney Animated film Pinocchio? If so, you definitely know who the character Jiminy Cricket is? Have any of you or anyone you knew, ever found the hots for this said cricket, to the point that you claim that Jiminy is your husbando and that he belongs to you? No? Well then, you have not seen Hollie May Bringull (AKA Jiminycricketfan007 of Deviantart).

I first knew of her through her "art" being featured on the tumblr blog Socially Unaccpetable Art 2 (before it was taken down because, you know, tumblr fucking sucks). As a result, some of her other "art" got featured on there and she ended up getting an Encyclopedia Dramatica page.

When she found out that trolls were mocking her for sperging of a fictional cricket, she then started drawing shipping art of Cliff Edwards (who was the voice actor of Jiminy Cricket and was happily married and dead for years). I have no idea which is worse, the fact that she ships herself with a fucking cricket or the fact that she ships herself with a dead guy.

Here's some of the "art" that she draws:

Spoiler: There's quite a lot of art to be shown for what I am talking about here

Also, she has made out with her Jiminy Cricket plushie quite a few times.

Spoiler: Not Safe For Life

If that's not painful enough, she also has a "daughter" named Sylvia with this cricket...

Spoiler: The daughter

She also has a belly fetish from what I've seen of some of her gallery.

Spoiler: More pictures for me to explain what I'm talking about

As much as I hate saying this, Jiminycricketfan007 probably manages to put LadyALT69 (aka female Chris-chan) to shame when it comes to autism. At least LadyALT69 got laid. Hollie, on the other hand, is still claiming to be the waifu of Jiminy Cricket and won't be stopping any time soon.

 

[Johnny Bravo]

Don't we already have a thread on her? Or did we just discuss her in the dA Horrors thread?

 

[DirkBloodStormKing]

Don't we already have a thread on her? Or did we just discuss her in the dA Horrors thread?

I think it was dA horrors. I have not seen a thread on her just yet.

 

[VJ 343]

I drew a lot of parallels between this lady and Wogglebugloveproductions. They're both really affiliated with their characters in similar, sexual and romantic manners.

 

[Johnny Bravo]

Looks like she's a fan of Purple Guy, too. Was not expecting that one.

Spoiler

http://jiminycricketfan007.deviantart.com/art/Get-it-away-535699331

http://jiminycricketfan007.deviantart.com/art/Poor-Vincent-530272015

And Jeff the Killer? Dude, Jimmeny Cricket is like the embodiment of a goody-two-shoes. Then again with how she does her hair I guess I should have seen this coming...

Spoiler

http://jiminycricketfan007.deviantart.com/art/Jeff-The-Killer-448398664

 

[Frank Rizzo]

Do you suppose she draws more suggestive art of her and Jiminy? Like, her giving him a "little whistle", if you catch my drift?

...Wow, that was horrible, and I should feel bad....

 

[DirkBloodStormKing]

I drew a lot of parallels between this lady and Wogglebugloveproductions. They're both really affiliated with their characters in similar, sexual and romantic manners.

Just looked up Wogglebugloveproductions. Holy shit, I can definitely see where you are coming from @Geo. Both are fucking insane...

Back to topic, Hollie has some plushies, which include characters from Sesame Street, Five Nights at Freddy's, My Little Pony, various Disney characters that most people don't really give a shit about, etc. found in this gallery. There are some plusies that she made herself (such as the Five Nights at Freddy's one and the Jim Crow one), and like her art, they are very lazily done.

Do you suppose she draws more suggestive art of her and Jiminy? Like, her giving him a "little whistle", if you catch my drift?

...Wow, that was horrible, and I should feel bad....

This is the gallery of art that's with her and Jiminy and there are quite a few suggestive ones from what I've seen.

 

[Randall Fragg]

Call the Righteous to arms! These insurgents worship the false god Jiminy, and make war upon Our Lord and Savior, The Wogglebug. We shall crush the heathens with our faith in The Wogglebug and his works of Science!

 

[Johnny Bravo]

Do you suppose she draws more suggestive art of her and Jiminy? Like, her giving him a "little whistle", if you catch my drift?

...Wow, that was horrible, and I should feel bad....

I got some bad news for you.

Spoiler: that's not his tummy

There's lots of belly fetish shit in her favorites, too. Also vore.

 

[Damocles_Sword]

that's just...sad. Also kinda incest-y. But mostly sad.

 

[Yawning Bulbasaur]

Anything your heart desires will come inside you.... Except fictional animated crickets

 

[AnOminous]

I thought only males got this pathetic (Jin and Taxman being examples). Apparently not.

From the fact it's Jiminy Cricket, I'd guess this has been going on for a long time.

 

[Johnny Bravo]

I thought only males got this pathetic (Jin and Taxman being examples). Apparently not.

From the fact it's Jiminy Cricket, I'd guess this has been going on for a long time.

This is not an isolated incident. There's also Atimon (wants to fuck Timon from The Lion King) and that chick with the hots for that guy from Treasure Planet. No, not Disneyfan01, the other one.

Honestly, women with Disney husbandos are my favorite type of lolcow.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

And Jeff the Killer? Dude, Jimmeny Cricket is like the embodiment of a goody-two-shoes. Then again with how she does her hair I guess I should have seen this coming...

Spoiler

http://jiminycricketfan007.deviantart.com/art/Jeff-The-Killer-448398664

It's people like this that make me feel depressed that I actually really liked Jeff the Killer as a concept, even if the story itself was a bit underwhelming.

 

[Count groudon]

While this is definitely weird, I gotta say after seeing a grown woman who wants to fuck a jack in the box that shows up for five minutes in the first Spyro game, stuff like this doesnt even register to me anymore.

Spoiler

though I will say she's not as bad looking as I was expecting [\spoiler]

 

[AnOminous]

At least furries are mammals. This lady is a bugfucker. She's not even in the same Linnaean class as her husbando.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

The mistletoe and the Joker really make this one.

 

[DirkBloodStormKing]

Forgot to mention some of her friends/asskissers/enablers:

Quoting from the Encyclopedia Dramatica article we have the following:

• Friday-Addams - from her comments, is growing quite tired of Hollie's BS as well
• Docbandicoot/Pinocchiofan4ever - another lolcow who spends all day drawing Snow White shitting into diapers
• marioandluigidogshb/angrrr - fails at being a white knight and obsessed with the creepy puppet himself
• Lolliangel123 - Hollie's "BFF"
• TheWizardOfOzzy- major foot lover who loves the teenage Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz

Basically, her friends are also quite the laughing stocks and are definitely lolcows as well. I guess lolcows tend to befriend other lolcows, especially on Deviantart.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

marioandluigidogshb/angrrr - fails at being a white knight and obsessed with the creepy puppet himself

Yowza

 

[DirkBloodStormKing]

Yowza

Basically, he's a furfag.

In the meantime, we can also discuss Hollie's friends/asskissers/enablers since they are involved with the cricket fucker herself and are also quite the lolcows themselves.