This is retarded. How are you going to confirm if she's honest or not? The only illness-related list worth making ought to be titled "Lies Chantal Has Told", filed under M for subheader "Medical".
"I should wash my hands more... hee hee... after picking my nose." (A quote from her live earlier this morning.)
-She occasionally age restricts her lives based on Karate Stalker's dumb theory that it limits the trolls; this was discussed in her chat during her first raging roast live last weekend.
Found this interesting infographic on waiting times for bariatric surgery in various provinces of Canada. Seems it's 6-12 months from referral to initial appointment and a further 2-3 years for surgery in Ontario. Chantal thinks she'll have a gastric bypass in 7-8 months, but according to this chart she probably won't get her first appointment in that time frame.
How long is the typical weight times for bariatric surgery in Canada? How long for British Columbia, Alberta, Ontario, and other providences in Canada? Does Canadian healthcare cover Gastric Sleeve Surgery, Gastric Bypass Surgery?
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Feel free to correct me but wasn't Chantal's eating a whole block of cheese pysch emergency visit her way to shortcut the referral to initial appointment time. Makes me wonder what she might try this time around.
Someone told her in chat tonight shall need abdominoplasty. This seemed to confuse her. She did admit she'd need a breast lift though. I suspect she hasn't factored loose skin into her "I'm going to be thin" mindset.
Edit to make timeline clearer ie that surgical wait time doesn't commence until after surgeon approves the patient for surgery.
With covid right now you can double that time. She probably thinks loose skin will just go away. Abdominoplasty are also not covered by Canadian health insurance unless it was at fault of the doctors ie put her on a medication that caused the weight gain like prednisone etc.
Chantal's the only one speculating about her post-op WLS life. A bit of easy research to find out the real situation as opposed to what she tells us, doesn't hurt. For me it just adds to the entertainment she's currently delivering. We all know there won't be a WLS in her future to bother even considering her post-op lifestyle. However we can enjoy being spectators of her absolute ignorance and lunacy for as long as she plays the game. I'm sure for example that if she gets her referral she's going to try something absolutely insane again in order to queue jump. I eagerly await what that will be, because we know with her impatience it'll be in the not too distant future. Can she top her cheese pysch emergency? Well have to wait and see. Fortunately I don't think it will be a long wait, because she'll hound that weightloss centre for an appointment, and get really frustrated when they don't jump to her attention. That's when her insanity will hit new heights.
Edit to add: Unfortunately I suspect this will be a short arc in the same way ALR'S WLS storyline ended at the first obstacle. Just makes it even more important to enjoy every morsal of lunacy she is throwing our way right now. We all know batshit crazy Chantal with a plan is going to end, and then we'll be back to boring Chantal.
So, I did my quick research as well. It looks like there was a research on people (nearly 1000 of them) and the science team claimed that this drug actually may make losing weight easier for obese patients. And I guess this is what Chinny has also found. As usual, she started the reading but never finished (like with this book about the intuitive eating). Some research participant claim that Ozempic made the losing weight process easier for them BUT it only happened to those who were not diabetic.
So, Chantal I know you're reading it: it won't help you. You will only waste taxpayers' money.
Ozempic is one of those prescriptions that have commercials on everything, so my guess is she has seen the commercial that says "Ozempic can help with weight loss" and in tiny print at the bottom it says "if used as part of diet and exercise" which she will not do. She only hears what she wants to hear.
That's my point. Chantal is going to her GP today expecting to have her prescription for her 20lb + overnight weightloss injection. The reality is the cost of the drug will likely prevent her being prescribed it as a first line choice, and she may even need a specialist referral to get access to it.
Wonder if she'll be as keen to get it if she has to pay around $900 per month. I just thought Canada worked similarly to other subsidised health systems, where government subsidised the cost if everyone's listed pharmaceuticals. Ozempic in Australia (the lower dose), Costs $1700/month, but only costs the patient $41 ($6 for pensioners, unemployed, disabled etc) with the govt paying the balance.
Given her insurance is only a recent thing, has she had it long enough for coverage of what is so obviously a pre-existing health condition. The insurers in my country have a 12 month pre-existing illness clause in all health insurance policies.
She won't be paying $900 a month. If the drug has any insurance coverage at all for her the cost would be $195/month. Considering Chantal hates cutting money out of her food budget I think that may be a point of contention but that is about it. People often forget that in Canada a lot of drugs are quite cheap. There is a reason why Americans used to intentionally cross the border before Covid just to buy insulin. A vial of Novorapid here is about $39.99 and costs about $330 American.
Feel free to correct me but wasn't Chantal's eating a whole block of cheese pysch emergency visit her way to shortcut the referral to initial appointment time. Makes me wonder what she might try this time around.
It was. At the time Cuntal had recently gone to her doctor and demanded a referral to a weight loss clinic, but was told there was a waiting list and it would be several months. That's when the "psych emerge" visit for eating cheese happened, followed by another ER visit later for cheese shits (and at least one other ER visit she attempted but then had to reverse course on when Bibi refused to get out of bed in the middle of the night and drive her to the hospital for her attention fix).
To be fair to Christian (the boyfriend in that episode), he didn't show any signs of being a feeder. Maja (the fat cunt in question) actually took multiple steps to hide her massive consumption of junk food from him before the episode was filmed. He seemed to genuinely want to get her help and ended up moving down to Houston with her. He did end up leaving her during the course of the episode, but that was because Maja was awful to him and blamed him for her being unable to follow Dr. Now's diet. Not because he was getting her food, but because he caused her "stress" and she used that as an excuse to stuff her face. So he got fed up and bailed. He's one of the few partners of fatties on that show I ended up feeling bad for.
This has come up before when Chantal films in front of her green screen - she always looks way more bloated and fatter than in non-green screen videos. The thought from some is that she uses a filter on all her videos except the ones in front of the green screen because maybe the filter can't interact with the screen.
This door is not that thin. It looks like the video has been stretched a bit vertically.
It could also be that the phone she has to use to film her green screen bits has a camera that shows the butter golem more true to life. She has like 3 different phones that we know of, and she does all her filming and editing on them. The type of lens and camera can produce visible differences.
Chantal and the others are pretty dumb because if they started out on a moderate calories in/calories out plan (moderate being 2lbs a week), they would actually have a pretty large calorie allotment. Like she could totally fit pizza and McDonald’s in there (diabetes and sodium levels aside). Jen’s would be even higher cause she’s much taller. I mean, I guess I’m the dumb one for thinking they might actually consider something rational ha ha but in all honesty, Chantal might be surprised to see how many calories she would have to work with in the beginning.
Ok I just did a quick look and she can eat 3000 calories to stay the same, so she could drop that down to even just 2500 (which is a lot) and would slowly drop weight.
No shit, Sherlock. What Cuntal should and should not eat has been discussed here eleventy billion fucking times now, and it's pointless every time. Cuntal is never going to eat a sensible diet, period.
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Looks like she actually woke up today and got dressed! Maybe she is actually going to her doctors appointment. After the livestream last night, I had my doubts.
Even the industrial-strength filters Chinny uses to cut out 3 chins and enlarge her eyes can't manage to hide the awful state of her orange peel looking, flaky-yet-greasy skin anymore.
Ozempic is one of those prescriptions that have commercials on everything, so my guess is she has seen the commercial that says "Ozempic can help with weight loss" and in tiny print at the bottom it says "if used as part of diet and exercise" which she will not do. She only hears what she wants to hear.
Exactly. She's going to pester her GP to prescribe her Ozempic because she thinks she's finally been let in on the magic pill method of weight loss. Eventually she'll get it, and will crow about it on YouTube for a day or two. Then she will find out it didn't make her a skinny legend overnight and she will quit using it, saying "It's not for me."
What amazes me is how articulate and sharp she is in this video. That's not to say she isn't rambling on like a delusional idiot, but it's so much more dialed back than modern Chantal. Now her ticks are worse, she talks a little slower, fuck even her eyes are almost going in different directions. There was that one post where she said something like, "I hated my job and ate all day" and right after "why do people think fat people eat all day?". I don't know what the link between obesity, beetus and brain damage is but here's your proof.
It was. At the time Cuntal had recently gone to her doctor and demanded a referral to a weight loss clinic, but was told there was a waiting list and it would be several months. That's when the "psych emerge" visit for eating cheese happened, followed by another ER visit later for cheese shits (and at least one other ER visit she attempted but then had to reverse course on when Bibi refused to get out of bed in the middle of the night and drive her to the hospital for her attention fix).
To be fair to Christian (the boyfriend in that episode), he didn't show any signs of being a feeder. Maja (the fat cunt in question) actually took multiple steps to hide her massive consumption of junk food from him before the episode was filmed. He seemed to genuinely want to get her help and ended up moving down to Houston with her. He did end up leaving her during the course of the episode, but that was because Maja was awful to him and blamed him for her being unable to follow Dr. Now's diet. Not because he was getting her food, but because he caused her "stress" and she used that as an excuse to stuff her face. So he got fed up and bailed. He's one of the few partners of fatties on that show I ended up feeling bad for.
It could also be that the phone she has to use to film her green screen bits has a camera that shows the butter golem more true to life. She has like 3 different phones that we know of, and she does all her filming and editing on them. The type of lens and camera can produce visible differences.
No shit, Sherlock. What Cuntal should and should not eat has been discussed here eleventy billion fucking times now, and it's pointless every time. Cuntal is never going to eat a sensible diet, period.
Even the industrial-strength filters Chinny uses to cut out 3 chins and enlarge her eyes can't manage to hide the awful state of her orange peel looking, flaky-yet-greasy skin anymore.
Exactly. She's going to pester her GP to prescribe her Ozempic because she thinks she's finally been let in on the magic pill method of weight loss. Eventually she'll get it, and will crow about it on YouTube for a day or two. Then she will find out it didn't make her a skinny legend overnight and she will quit using it, saying "It's not for me."
Did we ever find out what she was so busy doing in her life that "required a lot of her attention" for that one day? Based on the outfit, hairdo, and smug attitude, perhaps she had an interview for a high-end medical secretary job?
I forgot about the fancy lady pink business blazer (complete with bright red lipstick).
For some reason, I imagine her wearing those plaid "workout pants" and gym shoes underneath the table here....
Oof shes taking the piss out of the Asian sounding(?) man's accent taking her korean burger order
Talks about doc's appt while eating said burger.
Got a prescription for Ozempic, injections once a week.
Blood test results.
A1c is 6. laaaaaaaaah
So no diabetes diagnosis even though 3 seconds before she said she got a prescription for medication for diabetes.
Fupa rot is healing well.
Referred to bariatric clinic.
Diagnosed with asthma.
Burger wasn't enough so she got a medium pepperoni pizza but only because she wants to take some home for peetz. Totally not to shove in her fat gob while driving home.
The quad chins got her looking very jen-esque lately spergs about pizza.
Fin.
I've been lurking on this thread for a while and I just have to say that if she did get WLS (she won't) but IF she did and she went through with her plan to do WLS mukbangs, that would be HILARIOUS. Slow eating, a million chews with each bite, and a 2 ounces of baked chicken. RIVETING content. But we all know she wouldn't do any of those things and she'd inevitably eat too much/too quickly and projectile vomit everywhere. That's the kind of content our girl deserves.
22 seconds in and she's already tugged the seatbelt from under her chins twice. It keeps creeping back up lol.
Edit: holy shit, she's truly backtracking every ailment she's revealed in the last month. Diabetic? Nah! BP? Great, perfect! She's the picture of health! Her heavy breathing is ASTHMA guys! She's an idiot bound for death.
-She occasionally age restricts her lives based on Karate Stalker's dumb theory that it limits the trolls; this was discussed in her chat during her first raging roast live last weekend.
It's dumb of her, of course, because she gets the most superchats from her more outrageous videos -- which are the ones haydurs are more likely to want to download/react to/archive anyway. So she's basically preventing people (some people, at least) from downloading the most boring of her shit.
Speaking of archiving, though, have we archived her recently un-privated videos yet? Were they previously archived before they were privated? What's going on with them? I'd just hate to miss out on this chunk of Chantal-lore. Is anyone doing this, or are we all just repeating that she could eat sensible amounts of pizza and still lose weight?
1:30 in and she's just ordered burger combo with regular coke, but it's only a medium, so... that's probably fine. Right? RIGHT?
ETA: BRUH SHE GOT WENDY'S TO PULL OVER AND TALK ABOUT HER DOCTORS APP
Edit2: She's back to insisting she's not diabetic. Because her A1C is only 6 apparently. "You're probably gonna think I'm lying." Nail, meet my friend head.
What amazes me is how articulate and sharp she is in this video. That's not to say she isn't rambling on like a delusional idiot, but it's so much more dialed back than modern Chantal. Now her ticks are worse, she talks a little slower, fuck even her eyes are almost going in different directions. There was that one post where she said something like, "I hated my job and ate all day" and right after "why do people think fat people eat all day?". I don't know what the link between obesity, beetus and brain damage is but here's your proof.
The difference between her intellect then and now is SHOCKING. She was more articulate, put together long and complex (for her) ideas in multiple paragraphs and stuck to her topic with a good deal of lucidity, paused to gather thoughts before presenting a new idea...
3+ years later, she’s stupid. I watched her pot roast live and she couldn’t even finish the easiest of sentences without petering off, getting distracted or forgetting what she was saying. Everything was just “HI MARISSA!!!” with slack-jawed meandering in between, a lot of cursing and babbling about haydurs and some idiot child voices to the cat, as well as gleeful repetitions of the same non-jokes, over and over and over for no reason (“HAHAHA! POO POOS IN THE KITCHEN! POO POOS IN THE KITCHEN!!” x ten).
I know science says becoming morbidly obese can make you dimmer just because of how much visceral fat is pressing on your brain, but fuck me, Chantal is another person all together now! Watching this after watching the last live, it’s night and day. Someone took an average woman and removed ten IQ points, slowly, via cheeseburgers and poutine.
Her mental breakdown is chilling. I never really noticed it because it was so slow, but she has had the fast-food version of a lobotomy performed upon her.