DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Gramh]

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[FaggotWhoLikesDarkSouls]

Remember folks, DSP's position includes the bankruptcy, gambling addiction, and horrible life choices. Don't be jealous of DSP because he has money, money is VERY easy to obtain if you know what you're doing or are just born to the right family. Money doesn't mean shit, being happy with your life means more than money, it really does.

If you dream of being a streamer and would kill for the money Phil makes, be a streamer. If you're jealous he makes six figures a year then it's time to start looking into how you could do the same. Best part is you can do it without actually being the miserable scat lover DSP is, might not be as easy because you won't attract an audience of wheelchairs but do you really want an audience of wheelchairs supporting your life?

I'd rather be a hobo giving rimjobs in back alleys for crack than DSP, at least then my shame would only be internal and I could have hopes that someone might shiv me for $5 before the next sunrise. DSP has to greet that sunrise every day and every day is probably worse than the last one for him. His peak has long since gone and now all that's left is wearing a vest and getting drunk in front of retarded people and people there to mock him while constantly pressuring them for tips like a middle manager asking about TPS reports.

Oh I totally agree lmao. I don’t hate the position I’m in at this point in my life, and I wouldn’t TRADE it for DSPs life, I’d rather sunset myself on Facebook live.

I just think when some dumb fuck like dsp is making that much dosh, I feel like you or I or any other decent human being could make far better use of it.

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

You can have multiple felonies, but there is no such thing as being a multiple time felon. You are a felon or you are not. And if SuperHound has never been convicted, he is not a felon.

He does this shit with the restreamers too, calls them "criminals" as if they've been convicted of anything outside of Phil's outrageously small mind.

 

[gaarashatan]

You can have multiple felonies, but there is no such thing as being a multiple time felon. You are a felon or you are not. And if SuperHound has never been convicted, he is not a felon.

but the almighty phil who is never wrong doesnt say it like that, you trying to tell me this superhound fellow isnt multiple felons? omg what else has phil said that hasnt made sense?!?!

 

[hundredthousand]

Superhound fucking with Phil - it's just one jobless no life scammer going after another one.

I have no horse in this race. Just enjoying the shitshow.

 

[Freshtodeath]

There are other ways to make the money phil has made. He has wasted 10 years of life with nothing to show for it. In a year or 2 he will most likely be living back with his parents. To reach the numbers he has you pretty much have to stream with no viewers for 2 years usually until you get a following anyways.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Superhound fucking with Phil - it's just one jobless no life scammer going after another one.

I have no horse in this race. Just enjoying the shitshow.

It's the same way with Phil's paypigs and most in the autism vortex. It's one worthless scumbag loser giving something to another worthless scumbag loser. Nothing to get angry over. Enjoy the times when the show is funny, and leave when it gets boring or you get triggered by enough stupidity.

 

[YMB]

Looks like DSP went to the Patrick S. Tomlinson school of law where anyone whose ever trolled you is a felonious felon under felony investigation for the criminal crime of mocking a fat narcissistic idiot.

 

[Gamergirl Cleanup Crew]

Looks like DSP went to the Patrick S. Tomlinson school of law where anyone whose ever trolled you is a felonious felon under felony investigation for the criminal crime of mocking a fat narcissistic idiot.

That isn't fat, that's winter turkey dogs, child.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Not to mention allegedly getting a refund on a game he played and made money on.

He made thousands on a game he paid $60 for, then he almost damn near had a nervous breakdown when his game got refunded and Mature Adult™ Phil thought that they took his money, not understanding that it takes a day or two for the money to appear on your bank account.

He does this shit with the restreamers too, calls them "criminals" as if they've been convicted of anything outside of Phil's outrageously small mind.

Remember when EA autocharged his origin subscription and he completely lost his mind, saying that what they did was "illegal" and that they practically "robbed" him? Remember when OPSeats cancelled their sponsorship and he said what they did was "illegal"? You do anything that affects his bottom line negatively, no matter how slightly, and he says it's illegal.

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

Remember when EA autocharged his origin subscription and he completely lost his mind, saying that what they did was "illegal" and that they practically "robbed" him? Remember when OPSeats cancelled their sponsorship and he said what they did was "illegal"? You do anything that affects his bottom line negatively, no matter how slightly, and he says it's illegal.

Yeah that’s DSProjecting. When you commit fraud constantly, everything is going to seem like fraud.

 

[Swirling weeb]

So since it’s the pigs day off of course he would tweet some retarded shit so ladies and gents:

flash reminder: he called covid a “big whoop” he must be jealous that the restaurants are now open or something

 

[Gramh]

World's most prolific shut in complains about outside world, news at 11.

 

[Swirling weeb]

World's most prolific shut in complains about outside world, news at 11.

Not even the ones in japan are this disconnected from reality tbh

 

[Iron Hamster]

So since it’s the pigs day off of course he would tweet some retarded shit so ladies and gents:
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flash reminder: he called covid a “big whoop” he must be jealous that the restaurants are now open or something

Doesn't know how the government is suppose to work. shocking.
And Phail...........you need those businesses to be open. So if their employees just happen to stumble on your stream of crying, they'll have money to refrain from giving you.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

Dave arguing with randos on Twitter on his day off and getting super toxic in the process? SAY IT AIN'T SO!

 

[GiveMeTheMoney]

Dave "Why don't we just spread it" Burnell giving top tier advice about COVID, on twitter no less. He really wants that twitter clout. It might be #3 on his desires in life.

 

[Gramh]

Factually true is doubleplusgood in Renton, North Korea.

 

[harbinger]

Dave arguing with randos on Twitter on his day off and getting super toxic in the process? SAY IT AIN'T SO!
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Just so we are all clear, according to Philip, there exists a context in which it is acceptable to say you would slap the shit out of an 11 year old child.

 

[Pargon]

Just so we are all clear, according to Philip, there exists a context in which it is acceptable to say you would slap the shit out of an 11 year old child.

He's not even gonna fight that one anymore. That girl is probably some slut tween by now and would totally deserve anything that she got. No further spin necessary.