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Is Quinton able to redeem himself?

  • YASS QUEEN SLAY

    Votes: 273 13.4%
  • Not without Caleb

    Votes: 287 14.1%
  • Only inside a bouncy castle

    Votes: 801 39.3%
  • After his love quest is over

    Votes: 648 31.8%
  • With the love of a true and honest whaman

    Votes: 567 27.8%

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Quinton is a sad fat piece of shit, but I wouldn't go as far as saying he's the new movieblob. Because bob believes all his delusions and is completely divorced from reality at this point. So until Quinton thinks shigure miyamoto is jesus and that he's the chosen one to slay all fps games and gamers, he won't be the new movie bob.
 
Quinton is a sad fat piece of shit, but I wouldn't go as far as saying he's the new movieblob. Because bob believes all his delusions and is completely divorced from reality at this point. So until Quinton thinks shigure miyamoto is jesus and that he's the chosen one to slay all fps games and gamers, he won't be the new movie bob.

correction - q won't be moviebob until he starts singing the praises of eugenics
 
Quinton is a sad fat piece of shit, but I wouldn't go as far as saying he's the new movieblob. Because bob believes all his delusions and is completely divorced from reality at this point. So until Quinton thinks shigure miyamoto is jesus and that he's the chosen one to slay all fps games and gamers, he won't be the new movie bob.
Q is the larval stage of MovieBlob. He's creeped on Lindsay, he's single mindedly obsessed about a fictional character, and lives like a kissless hermit.

In a few years, Q will consoom a "fairly small portion" of McDonald's, spin a cocoon, and then emerge from it whining about how farmers in Nebraska are to blame for him not already living in a mansion on the Moon getting blowies from a solid-light hologram of Hontra
 
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In a few years, Q will consoom a "fairly small portion" of McDonald's, spin a cocoon, and then emerge from it whining about how farmers in Nebraska are to blame for him not already living in a mansion on the Moon getting blowies from a solid-light hologram of Hontra
I was also thinking about that but Q considers himself midwestern, so arguably Q is an Untermensch in the Superior Future.
Quinton's greatest blessing and curse is that he is still, mostly, aware that he can turn into a bigger lolcow if he allows his darker side to take over. Behavior wise Quinton might never really be a new Bob, but in what comes to overall infamy for the current and future generations of YouTubers that deal might already be sealed.
 
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Quinton is so close to realizing that doing work is naturally rewarding and makes you feel good.
 
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COVID is on the verge of dying out in almost a year, so I don’t know what he means by “probably”. Also, I can guarantee you that no one asks those two questions unless if you’re trying to get a real job that doesn’t revolve around pop culture consumerism.

“My youth has been stolen” is the Ye Olde pretentious version of “I was born in the wrong generation” for people who gleam and fantasize about their lives living on social media that only a few percentage of people have control on.
I am legit astounded he is 25. I thought he was minimum 33.
 
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COVID is on the verge of dying out in almost a year, so I don’t know what he means by “probably”. Also, I can guarantee you that no one asks those two questions unless if you’re trying to get a real job that doesn’t revolve around pop culture consumerism.

“My youth has been stolen” is the Ye Olde pretentious version of “I was born in the wrong generation” for people who gleam and fantasize about their lives living on social media that only a few percentage of people have control on.
Society has graciously extended peoples "youth" into their fucking 30's, pig. you'll be fine.
 
Its becoming clear to me that Quinton simply does not have the right mindset to be the leading man for a channel with his bouts of depression and fluctuating mental health. I don't think he should give up youtube entirely, the man clearly has a skill with video editing and so forth, but he should sink into the background role of another channel. If you watch his more personal videos, its all about his passion with being behind the camera, the man is meant to be stage crew, not the leading role.
 
He is still here because he liked it. I want to remind you that over a year ago he was listing reasons to live and this was the only thing he could come up with. Not family, not friends, not even fans or money.
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Checking the subreddit is a bit soul-crushing because you can tell most of Q's current fanbase doesn't understand what Fallen Titans was supposed to be, but apparently, Q took time out of his busy schedule to answer Garfield trivia at least a week ago.

Side story: Nathan jumped ship to the Scooby-Doo fandom.
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Quinton is a sad fat piece of shit, but I wouldn't go as far as saying he's the new movieblob. Because bob believes all his delusions and is completely divorced from reality at this point. So until Quinton thinks shigure miyamoto is jesus and that he's the chosen one to slay all fps games and gamers, he won't be the new movie bob.

Well he's certainly in the early stages of it. If anything he is literally exactly like all those tgwtg guys. Complete with the creepy simping, shitty politics, unfunny sketches and an increasing irrelevance. Which coincidentally he aspired to be or well claims to have wanted to. Man he really is following the footprint of his idols.

He's honestly just pathetic but I do agree not as insane as Moviebob....well not yet at least. I expect it to change once he troons out in 2022.
 
He is still here because he liked it. I want to remind you that over a year ago he was listing reasons to live and this was the only thing he could come up with. Not family, not friends, not even fans or money.
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Checking the subreddit is a bit soul-crushing because you can tell most of Q's current fanbase doesn't understand what Fallen Titans was supposed to be, but apparently, Q took time out of his busy schedule to answer Garfield trivia at least a week ago.

Side story: Nathan jumped ship to the Scooby-Doo fandom.
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If waiting to see the new Iron Man movie kept you alive then you were too much of a pussy to commit suicide anyway.
 
Quinton does share many similarities MovieBob, such as the fact they're both self-absorbed narcissists who constantly bitch about Trump and their shallow views of politics. Despite both of them being the laughing stock of the internet, they always act like they have high ground to put everybody down, and they both love to simp to girls who could care less about them.

But there is one major difference between the two, MovieBob genuinely believes every insane nonsense that comes out of his mouth and is willing to kill others for his beliefs.

Quinton, on the other hand, doesn't believe in anything, not even himself.
He is always trying to get into a "popular" group and grift his way into it. The problem is that he's so unlikeable and so blatantly disingenuous that everyone can see through him. It's the reason why even Breadtube wanted nothing to do with him.

He does this so much because deep down, he's a self-loathing loser who deeply hates himself who wants someone, anyone, to make him feel important.
He even a Movie, a fucking a movie to convince him not to kill himself, and I'm sorry, but you're so suicidal that only to help with the hardship of life is a sequel of cult classic mad years ago. Get off YouTube, go to a therapist and rethink your entire life and where you went wrong.
 
He is still here because he liked it. I want to remind you that over a year ago he was listing reasons to live and this was the only thing he could come up with. Not family, not friends, not even fans or money.
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If that is what keeping you alive it's not a life worth living. Not saying he should off himself, just that if the only thing keeping you afloat is new piece of media to consoom (no matter how good it is) it should be a cause of serious introspection that, ideally, would promote some positive change in your life.
But we all know Q will rather wallow in self pity and his hugbox of discord are actively harming him by encouraging it
 
Weird timing since it seems like Quinton has slowly been tweeting more about Scooby-Doo recently. I wouldn't be surprise if he comes out with a new video where he casually reveals he's been a life long Scooby-Doo fan
My guess when it comes to Scoob is that the Garfield Eats guy recently got the license for Scooby-Doo as well.
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edit: late on the Nathen Mazri thing, so for bonus

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