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Pretty Boy Extremism said:
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RETURN OF THE CHARGEBACKS, BABY, OH YEAH!
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Penix said:
Let me get this straight. We have Phil instituting all these security measures to, according to him, stop a specific mentally ill individual from charging back tips, yet without fail said individual manages to find loophole upon loophole to charge back.

Conveniently, we now also have november chargebacks. You know, skirting the 4 month paypal chargeback limit.

This shit is never going to end. In march we are going to get the december chargebacks, then the januari ones, etc. Jesus Phil, if this is really true and this is hurting you that much, just stop accepting tips.

I'm doubting because these circumstances are just a little bit too convenient. Seeing as the pig is running out of excuses, I think he just wants to keep a boogeyman up the begging sleeve.
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His biggest flaw now is him actively accepting non-verified tips. No reason to cry about them at all from now on.

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Out spreading that corona are ya Phail?
 
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ZehnBoat said:
I HAVE NO MONEY DOOD
*eats out enough at a certain place that one of the waitresses recognizes him*
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To be fair, I'd probably recognize the sine wave hairline and all the snorts after the second visit, too. Not to mention the sounds of wwe champions ringing on his phone as the two refuse to make eye contact the entire time.
 
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Schmeckel said:
To be fair, I'd probably recognize the sine wave hairline and all the snorts after the second visit, too. Not to mention the sounds of wwe champions ringing on his phone as the two refuse to make eye contact the entire time.
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Or the fact that due to autism he likely comes in at the same time, wants to sit in the same booth, facing the same way, and his wife orders the same thing for him every Tuesday while he cowers behind the menu like an incognito celebrity.
 
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Penix said:
Let me get this straight. We have Phil instituting all these security measures to, according to him, stop a specific mentally ill individual from charging back tips, yet without fail said individual manages to find loophole upon loophole to charge back.

Conveniently, we now also have november chargebacks. You know, skirting the 4 month paypal chargeback limit.

This shit is never going to end. In march we are going to get the december chargebacks, then the januari ones, etc. Jesus Phil, if this is really true and this is hurting you that much, just stop accepting tips.

I'm doubting because these circumstances are just a little bit too convenient. Seeing as the pig is running out of excuses, I think he just wants to keep a boogeyman up the begging sleeve.
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May is the sunset date on the chargeback arc. January is where DSP began investigating tips, removing popups for them and demanding verified accounts contribute, four months off of January is May. Just because you have the Rumple's of the goutosphere who asked for all their donations to him back in one big batch doesn't mean the slow play stalker doesn't still have sixty days of a window on donations they sent through December and before to try and toy with the sweatymanjpg funds. April should be interesting to watch as taxes plus chargebacks dood will make a spicy combination.
 
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Pargon said:
Or the fact that due to autism he likely comes in at the same time, wants to sit in the same booth, facing the same way, and his wife orders the same thing for him every Tuesday while he cowers behind the menu like an incognito celebrity.
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I imagine DSP probably tips the standard amount. He is allegedly low key when he isn't pulling his kayfabe faggotry.

The dude is so paranoid about strangers fucking with him that I assume he pulls a Limbaugh and treats serving staff well enough to not proactively fuck with his food.

But if DSP is DSP when he goes out, there's no way he hasn't lived off a steady diet of boogers and cum for years.
 
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Jasper2K said:
This charge back thing is getting more and more suspicious. The Dude needs to stop bringing it up if its such a problem. He's making himself a target. But I guess he wouldn't be Phil The Victim then.
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This is just like how he needs to stop bringing up muh waif but he can't help it. You can't talk about her but he can bring up things. Phil needs to lie for the safety of his family but will gladly tell us all when his waif will be at store so people know exactly when to go to visit her.

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Radical Goodspeed said:
I imagine DSP probably tips the standard amount. He is allegedly low key when he isn't pulling his kayfabe faggotry.

The dude is so paranoid about strangers fucking with him that I assume he pulls a Limbaugh and treats serving staff well enough to not proactively fuck with his food.

But if DSP is DSP when he goes out, there's no way he hasn't lived off a steady diet of boogers and cum for years.
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Based on Phil being Phil I just cannot see him tipping a server. I'm probably wrong and he tips *something* if only to not feel like a total piece of shit when he brags about supporting local businesses, but I cannot picture it as a realistic possibility. I would serve this man food just to know for sure if he tips or not, because if he doesn't the irony of it would be the funniest fucking thing to me.
 
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PutridElephant said:
This is just like how he needs to stop bringing up muh waif but he can't help it. You can't talk about her but he can bring up things. Phil needs to lie for the safety of his family but will gladly tell us all when his waif will be at store so people know exactly when to go to visit her.

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Wont share personal info with viewing audience scared to even do a house tour or cooking with king in case they see his $70,000 keurig.
Will discuss in detail his wifes schedule (y'know stuff like where kat will be and what time she will be there) and how that will affect the stream.
 
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So has kat’s schedule already changed or what? She works in retail, so I’m assuming they told her about her schedule changing like 3 weeks ago. As for jasper’s appearances, when was the last time he appeared during a weekday/weekend stream anyway?
 
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Muppetmode said:
So has kat’s schedule already changed or what? She works in retail, so I’m assuming they told her about her schedule changing like 3 weeks ago. As for jasper’s appearances, when was the last time he appeared during a weekday/weekend stream anyway?
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Katherine works part-time which we have proof of. None of this matters. It's just Phil's autistic mature adult bullshit.
 
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darkwingosonichugorl said:
Katherine works part-time which we have proof of. None of this matters. It's just Phil's autistic mature adult bullshit.
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And/or something going on behind da seens that he's trying to conceal. As though it matters when his unwashed ass shows up to complain about video games.
 
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