DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[UaineRunei]

"Why can't you make a sub goal to get a better web cam?"

Goes into some fucking retarded rant about taxes and shit.

Uh... Can't you easily write off the webcam as a business expense which means you effectively don't pay tax on it?

Uhh... NO!

The money he gets now is going to his tax guy, which, by the way, not a specific value anymore. It can range from $10 to $100,000. Why? Because his expenses are not our fuCKING BUSINESS.

 

[BepsiLight]

Wait I thought the whales pwned the detractors epic gamer style but Phill is still crying about money?
Step it up paypigs. I expect to see at least 500 dollars in tips today.

 

[wahkando]

His new haircut is a disaster

bald man in denial getting a zoomer haircut

 

[Iron Hamster]

Him talking for 20 minutes straight about Kat changing her shifts from night to day and Jasper needing to "adjust" to this and how his streams may start 1 or 2 hours earlier/later in the future, is so utterly autistic.

No wonder most of the people who unironically support him are literally retarded.

How he can sit there and lie for 20 minutes straight is the amazing part. Cats don't give a fuck what your schedule is. He will never stream earlier as he'll be too hungover.

Man, the "tax guy" is expensive as hell.

My CPA for the biz taxes - one with actual expenses - charges $450 in case anyone is wonder if Phail is lying.

 

[Comma]

His hairdresser gave him a haircut that's straight from the 1940's. He kinda looks like a nazi, lol.

-EDIT-

 

[Guess i'm toxic now!]

At this point, Phil can just dangle the tax guy story until the last few days to pay taxes. Also, I love how he just says "an unexpected thing came up" that he had to pay. Nice of him not to tell us what it was, but again he could continue to not disclose the info and the paypigs would pour money into his pocket. Such is the life of the swindler swine Phillip Burnell.

 

[SPhobos]

Phil managing to talk about Kat's work schedule for a longer time than her entire 3 hour work week is something. Also the mental image of Phil trying to rock Jasper to sleep at 9:30 while Kat is in the other room having her before-bed salt lick is great. These two idiots deserve one another.

 

[tomstone]

"Why can't you make a sub goal to get a better web cam?"

Goes into some fucking retarded rant about taxes and shit.

Uh... Can't you easily write off the webcam as a business expense which means you effectively don't pay tax on it?

Edit: I can't fucking believe people unironically listen to and give money to this trilobite, it's like you think that reality is a certain way and then peer into the autism vortex and are now in a different dimension.

webcam is way to expensive. he only scams 200$-500$ a day and a webcam will cost him atleast 30$, thats almost 15 minutes auf busting his ass aka scamming and feigning distress to milk his little paypiglets.

 

[BepsiLight]

Well there's the new way to troll Phill. Just pick a silly name like JasperKittyBurnell_is_autistic even if you have a verified paypall account Phill will go on a massive salty rant and refund you, effectively losing 3% of your tip.
My totally uneducated guess is that he's not gonna risk fighting the chargeback because he has no proof he provided you the "service" of the shoutout.

 

[Iron Hamster]

His hairdresser gave him a haircut that's straight from the 1940's. He kinda looks like a nazi, lol.

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Why was he out spreading corona at a hair place also? Get a flowbee and stop contaminating the world.
Does he not realize that actual people that get real bills listen to his horseshit? Even the tards know an 'unexpected bill' is something like a medical issue. There is no bill he can receive that is 'unexpected'.

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

"Why can't you make a sub goal to get a better web cam?"

Goes into some fucking retarded rant about taxes and shit.

Uh... Can't you easily write off the webcam as a business expense which means you effectively don't pay tax on it?

Edit: I can't fucking believe people unironically listen to and give money to this trilobite, it's like you think that reality is a certain way and then peer into the autism vortex and are now in a different dimension.

It's like an autistic version of Groundhog Day at this point, let's call it Pigroach Day. Things only ever change superficially, that's why he's so easy to predict now you could set your clock to him.

 

[Pargon]

Well there's the new way to troll Phill. Just pick a silly name like JasperKittyBurnell_is_autistic even if you have a verified paypall account Phill will go on a massive salty rant and refund you, effectively losing 3% of your tip.
My totally uneducated guess is that he's not gonna risk fighting the chargeback because he has no proof he provided you the "service" of the shoutout.

Kiwifarms gets mentioned on a weekly basis and making an account here costs nothing. Just post here instead.

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

ENT appointment got LIMB'd. He can't go because of his waif's new work schedule. He literally said "there's nothing I can do!" Take an Uber? It's an hour away so it would costs 'hundreds' of dollars. Unsurprisingly he never responded to the numerous chatters suggesting Khet take an Uber to work or Phil drop off Khet at work. He doesn't want to go, he just wants a reason to beg and cry when it's convenient.

EDIT: We also got another rant about American healthcare (and jury duty for some weird reason). So because Phil is too stupid/lazy to make it to his doctor it's the systems' fault.

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

Kiwifarms gets mentioned on a weekly basis and making an account here costs nothing. Just post here instead.

That’s a sure fire way to own the trolls. Have OIC bring his autism here so no one wants to post anymore.

 

[tomstone]

Well there's the new way to troll Phill. Just pick a silly name like JasperKittyBurnell_is_autistic even if you have a verified paypall account Phill will go on a massive salty rant and refund you, effectively losing 3% of your tip.
My totally uneducated guess is that he's not gonna risk fighting the chargeback because he has no proof he provided you the "service" of the shoutout.

massively X to gout

he is not refunding shit

 

[Stroke Face II Turbo]

His hairdresser gave him a haircut that's straight from the 1940's. He kinda looks like a nazi, lol.

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Hail to the leader of the Snort Staffel!

 

[actually]

My CPA for the biz taxes - one with actual expenses - charges $450 in case anyone is wonder if Phail is lying.

The one time I needed to use a CPA for a very strange tax year, that was about how much I paid too. The idea that a tax guy is charging $1000 for someone at Phil's level is laughable, if only because there's a chance Phil actually is being taken for a hilarious ride by this guy.

 

[BepsiLight]

Kiwifarms gets mentioned on a weekly basis and making an account here costs nothing. Just post here instead.

All I'm saying is that he might be setting up the next arc once the chargeback excuse ends because he implemented his tipquisition. He can't cry about the tax guy forever and those "unexpected expenses" are so bullshit not even his whales buy it. He's gotta be the victim.

 

[Prince Lotor]

He's now complaining about:

- $80 in chargebacks yesterday causing his PayPal to be at minus $80
- some extra "unexpected expenses" yesterday
- having to "suffer through it" because he doesn't have any credit

He also just said he's "still raising funds for my tax guy". He literally, yes, LI-TER-ALLY received at least $1,737 in tips from February 24th (when he first brought up needing to raise $1,000 for the Tax Guy) to March 1st.

Feb24-early: $313
Feb24-late: $31
Feb25-early: $203
Feb25-late: $37
Feb26-early: $103
Feb26-late: $347
Feb27-early: $132
Feb27-late: $122
Feb28-early: $100
Feb28-late: $32
Mar01-early: $111
Mar01-late: $206

It. Never. Stops.

Needs $1,000. Gets $1,700 just in tips in 1 week after mentioning it. Paypal is now empty, actually Paypal is $-80. Phil needs you to cover that $-80, and also still needs you to give him $1,000. Sound good?

 

[kebab4you]

Must buy the most expensive webcam -> Laptop can't handle it, needs to buy new top of the line Laptop -> Needs to buy new table for Laptop...