DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Zappin’ And Spazzin’]

These are the games to choose from for the next Viewer's Choice.

He's heavily emphasizing that the game needs to balance with what he's playing now so use your brains, dummies!

I'd love to see piggy play through Metroid Prime 2, considering he struggled with the first one on the easiest difficulty. Game's tough as nails even with a walkthrough, but he'd probably play it on easy as well so it's hard to really say

 

[Lady Adjani]

These are the games to choose from for the next Viewer's Choice.

He's heavily emphasizing that the game needs to balance with what he's playing now so use your brains, dummies!

I can't remember, does Chaos Theory have a 'trigger no alarms' level? If so, Dave is going to have a hernia trying to beat any of the later levels.

 

[Tom Went To The Mayor]

These are the games to choose from for the next Viewer's Choice.

He's heavily emphasizing that the game needs to balance with what he's playing now so use your brains, dummies!

Lol I was actually wishing he would play Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory. If he does play it, I bet he's going to save scum his way through it.

 

[Comma]

Him talking for 20 minutes straight about Kat changing her shifts from night to day and Jasper needing to "adjust" to this and how his streams may start 1 or 2 hours earlier/later in the future, is so utterly autistic.

No wonder most of the people who unironically support him are literally retarded.

 

[UaineRunei]

Him talking for 20 minutes straight about Kat changing her shifts from night to day and Jasper needing to "adjust" to this and how his streams may start 1 or 2 hours earlier/later in the future, is so utterly autistic.

Dood, will be a challenge to Phil to deal with Jasper's sleep schedule. It's all messed up... Poor Phelippe Paulo Burnél!

Edit: Ayyy more chargebacks. Because why the fuck not!

Edit2: He just said because the chargeback yesterday, his paypal is -$80. Wow.

Edit3: ANOTHER UNEXPECTED BILL.

 

[TheTractor]

Khet now has a robust mature 15 hours a week schedule of being a hectic store clerk, his room door is gonna be openned during the day, Jasper is a fucking asshole and shifting sleep schedule is now a herculean task. Also different day off. HE THNIKS THIS IS LIFE CHANGING EVENTS.

DSP lives in the body of a 80 year old with a crippling fear of change. He's nothing short of the most autistic pussy his side of the west coast, this is staggering.

 

[PhilsCamelToe]

Sawce stirring tomorrow. Have to micromanage that “authentic” sauce that would give a elephant diabetes.

 

[TheCourier]

Him talking for 20 minutes straight about Kat changing her shifts from night to day and Jasper needing to "adjust" to this and how his streams may start 1 or 2 hours earlier/later in the future, is so utterly autistic.

No wonder most of the people who unironically support him are literally retarded.

It's actually quite amusing that he said we needed to tune into the pre-stream because he had major news! The major news being he's going to have his cat in the room while he streams, his wife changing job shifts, that he got a haircut and that he has to "work" 7 straight days!

 

[Comma]

He's now complaining about:

- $80 in chargebacks yesterday causing his PayPal to be at minus $80
- some extra "unexpected expenses" yesterday
- having to "suffer through it" because he doesn't have any credit

He also just said he's "still raising funds for my tax guy". He literally, yes, LI-TER-ALLY received at least $1,737 in tips from February 24th (when he first brought up needing to raise $1,000 for the Tax Guy) to March 1st.

Feb24-early: $313
Feb24-late: $31
Feb25-early: $203
Feb25-late: $37
Feb26-early: $103
Feb26-late: $347
Feb27-early: $132
Feb27-late: $122
Feb28-early: $100
Feb28-late: $32
Mar01-early: $111
Mar01-late: $206

It. Never. Stops.

 

[PhilsCamelToe]

How in the hell hasn’t he already paid his “tax guy”? How much has he racked in the form of tips ever since first mentioning the tax guy issue?

 

[FaggotWhoLikesDarkSouls]

These are the games to choose from for the next Viewer's Choice.

He's heavily emphasizing that the game needs to balance with what he's playing now so use your brains, dummies!

Max Payne 2 will fuckin’ destroy the snort hog bro lmao. The game is notorious for being extremely challenging and skill based.

 

[BT9494]

Man, the "tax guy" is expensive as hell.

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

Phil has so many hardships.

Paypigs you really need to own the trolls today. Hopefully if you can that’ll be enough until next week’s emergency after more mysterious circumstances.

Remember though, DSP is a normal streamer and not scamming you. Any money you give him is a good investment and will really embarrass us.

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

Last week he made an explicit call for support because he owed his tax guy a grand up front. He made over a grand in tips alone last week.

So of course the tax guy hasn't been paid.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Phil must have been so triggered by Irwin R. Schyster growing up. The EVIL~ tax guy is going to be the bane of Philip's existence forever. That and the Wolverine doll.

 

[Planettenon]

He's now complaining about:

- $80 in chargebacks yesterday causing his PayPal to be at minus $80
- some extra "unexpected expenses" yesterday
- having to "suffer through it" because he doesn't have any credit

He also just said he's "still raising funds for my tax guy". He literally, yes, LI-TER-ALLY received at least $1,735 in tips from February 24th to March 1st.

Feb24-early: $313
Feb24-late: $31
Feb25-early: $203
Feb25-late: $37
Feb26-early: $103
Feb26-late: $347
Feb27-early: $132
Feb27-late: $122
Feb28-early: $100
Feb28-late: $32
Mar01-early: $111
Mar01-late: $206

It. Never. Stops.

Yea I'm listening to him now. This fucking guy. Sad thing is some wheelchair is gonna role in to appease their master

 

[BT9494]

I love how he goes into detailed thoughts about current wrestling storylines, but always reminds us that he doesn't watch the shows any more. Makes sense.

Pressing X now.

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

Someone just suggested DSP get a new webcam for the sub goal instead of a shitty DSP picked marathon. “You’d also be able to afford it”

DSP’s response: “Not necessarily”

Now he’s pigsplaining how he doesn’t want to spend money on anything that’s not WWE Champions.

Edit: Oh lord, now he’s getting a “none of your business” lecture for suggesting it. Holy fuck.

 

[Piece of Peace]

"Why can't you make a sub goal to get a better web cam?"

Goes into some fucking retarded rant about taxes and shit.

Uh... Can't you easily write off the webcam as a business expense which means you effectively don't pay tax on it?

Edit: I can't fucking believe people unironically listen to and give money to this trilobite, it's like you think that reality is a certain way and then peer into the autism vortex and are now in a different dimension.

 

[An Avenging Bird]

Hahaha, if Max Payne 2 wins he's going to cry so much. There's a part where you need to snipe bad guys quickly so Max can get through and we all know how good pighooves are for aiming.

It won't win no matter what if there's something about the game that will threaten his ego.
Phil has repeatedly claimed that the winner of these stupid polls is "the trolls' pick" so he ends up slinking out of playing a game he doesn't want to.