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Dread Pirate Retard said:
Phil has called this guy a 'tax attorney' before so I wonder if he is also retaining him to do negotiations with the IRS for his back tax repayment plan. The filing itself should not cost more than a few hundred but the rest might be for legal services.
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CPA I used (who, again, was like $400-500 to handle a weird tax situation) also helped make sure the request for a payment plan was completed properly. Maybe the fact that Phil is apparently going on year 3 of asking for a payment plan (despite the bankruptcy wiping $140k of debt) would necessitate someone to do a little more arguing, but otherwise, just assume that Phil "I'm a real boy mature adult" Burnell is just exaggerating like usual.
 
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CPA I used (who, again, was like $400-500 to handle a weird tax situation) also helped make sure the request for a payment plan was completed properly. Maybe the fact that Phil is apparently going on year 3 of asking for a payment plan (despite the bankruptcy wiping $140k of debt) would necessitate someone to do a little more arguing, but otherwise, just assume that Phil "I'm a real boy mature adult" Burnell is just exaggerating like usual.
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Or another case of Phil's expensive is better autism. If this really is a tax attorney his hourly rate would be more than double that of a CPA. Does Phil actually need a tax attorney to prepare/review his returns? Unless he is under criminal investigation by the IRS then probably not.

EDIT: It's the same thing with Phil's internet. Does Phil really need a $300-$400/month separate business internet line? Sure you get immediate service in the case of an outage but compare the annual costs of the internet line to lost income from outages (maybe 6 days per year?) and it's obviously a complete waste. I bet he would make even more money from outages because it's another reason to beg. And if he had two braincells to rub together he could go live from his phone and do a Cooking with the King/DSP tries it/house tour/vlahg and rake in the dough.

But Phil thinks the more you spend the better the service despite the fact that he doesn't use/need any of the additional perks provided by the higher tier of service. If you are a mature adult with a business degree you need a mature adult business internet line and a mature adult CPA who is also an attorney.
 
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Fuck looking at Phills hairline we have a lot of erosion on the left side, we may be seeing an Oxbow lake forming.

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Dread Pirate Retard said:
Or another case of Phil's expensive is better autism. If this really is a tax attorney his hourly rate would be more than double that of a CPA. Does Phil actually need a tax attorney to prepare/review his returns? Unless he is under criminal investigation by the IRS then probably not.
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In that case, Phil I will gladly be your new “Tax Guy”. I am available for the low price of 5000. I do take payment plans and I am willing to go to your pig pen so you don’t have to navigate the outside world. You can book my appointment via email or contacting me here on the farms. Remember Phil, the more expensive, the better the service will be.
 
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One thing I’ve been thinking about recently is why Phil’s most notorious fans/paypigs don’t just band together and migrate to pwdubs’ stream and really let their tard flags fly. Unlike Phil’s stream they’d be allowed to talk about whatever they wanted to and also play multiplayer games together on stream. You know, normal behavior.
 
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Gezkill said:
Jesus fucking christ more charge backs. https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1366974424767815681

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Expect more begging tomorrow.
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If Goutboy could kick his digital dick addiction, and letting the subs and bits be the main goutforce supplement, there'd be much less financial stress.
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How can someone put more effort into excuses as to why he can't go to the ENT, pay bills or go to sleep early with a cat than Phil?
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If any of us put 1/4 of the effort Phil did scamming we'd have colonies in other solar systems by now.
 
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Cistern Rumbler said:
ChadSydePhil pimp-slapping 11 year old girls for being mean to him? Never!

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Also came across this again: http://twitter.com/CinderBastard/status/1275421596346286080

lmfao. Yeah DSP, you're the "underdog" alright, because in a fight with a little girl you still wouldn't be the favorite to win. Pussy.
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What I never got was the "hurr you have a gaming pc" bit, VR chat isn't some super high-end game but he just assumes cause he spend 3K on something people refer to as a lemon she must have one too and the kid is "spoiled" for having it, it's like he's jealous or some shit.
 
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"So, here we go, here's someone who's name is Dynamite, tipped me $5, this is a legit tipper, verified, and someone who's tipped me before, but they're now saying.. uh.. insulting someone in the tip message. So here's what I'm gonna do. NO, I'm not gonna read your insulting tip message, and if you do that again I'm gonna block you from tipping! And you know who you are, because you've tipped me before, so please stop doing that!!"

First off, you're threatening someone thats giving you money!! What are they supposed to be scared of? Not being able to give your retarded ass money anymore? Guess who that hurts, jackass?!? Second, this is what happens when you have all these shady ass deals, with shady ass code words, from shady ass people. I legit would never trust DSP or the people that fund him.

Think about the type of people these are. Aside from their obvious mental and physical deformities. They are so eager to please their master, and get attention and credit SOMEWHERE, that they agree to all these supposed protections that are in place for both parties (allegedly). When in reality, it only benefits one person. And even after all of these "protections" in place, look at how he still talks to someone thats trying to be funny, or include some type of insult/joke message with their tip..

I know we joke about paypigs and cucks etc, but they really do get off to getting dominated by a domesticated pig, that couldn't beat up an 11 year old girl, even if he said he would (which he didn't btw).
 
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