US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[Ruin]

No, they're just trying to get an army of voters, same with making 11 million illegals legal immigrants.

Why are they bothering when they can just find 5 million ballots at 3 am for every election going forward?

 

[The High Prophet of Truth]

Why are they bothering when they can just find 5 million ballots at 3 am for every election going forward?

So they have complete control, to the point were they won't need to find the ballots.

 

[Dante Alighieri]

Why are they bothering when they can just find 5 million ballots at 3 am for every election going forward?

Because that's expensive and questionably legal, while getting a permanent voter base is cheaper in the long run and more stable.

 

[I-chi]

"[16 year olds] have more than earned inclusion in our democracy."

They haven't earned shit. They're sitting on TikTok all day jerking off to each other's nudes on Snapchat and complaining about not getting free money that they don't deserve because at most only a small percentage of them have even bothered paying into the tax base for a grand total of a year and a half.

Raise the voting age to 25.

Raise it to 30, then cut it off at 65. We need people who actually understand how life works and before their brains start to rot having a say in this country, not worthless brats and senile geriatrics.

 

[Not Really Here]

No voting age.
Paid any Federal income tax last year=vote
Paid no Federal income tax(including refundable credits)=no vote for you, goodbye.

 

[Random Internet Person]

No, they're just trying to get an army of voters, same with making 11 million illegals legal immigrants.

Still, they're trying to gain power and a base to create their ideal land, while at the same time forcing out all the insurgents.

 

[The High Prophet of Truth]

 

[Sekirodiealot]

Definitely a presidential action, but not one that Joe is aware of. I doubt he knows what's going on outside his basement. If you ask Joe what Syria is, he thinks it's the name of one of Hunter's hookers.

"But he doesn't tweet so it makes him presidential."

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

People who want to lower the voting age will be the ones who want to lower the age on some dangerous shit. I'd check their computers.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

"[16 year olds] have more than earned inclusion in our democracy."

They haven't earned shit. They're sitting on TikTok all day jerking off to each other's nudes on Snapchat and complaining about not getting free money that they don't deserve because at most only a small percentage of them have even bothered paying into the tax base for a grand total of a year and a half.

Raise the voting age to 25.

What's the plan for when they realize that 16 year olds are also the edgiest shitlords who would triple down on the chaos vote and run a "fuck niggers" political campaign to be edgy.

 

[Random Internet Person]

What's the plan for when they realize that 16 year olds are also the edgiest shitlords who would triple down on the chaos vote and run a "fuck niggers" political campaign to be edgy.

I mean, there are some who could also be MAGA in addition to some 4Chan idiots.

 

[mandatorylurk]

I'm not giving the guy any benefit of the doubt with what he says, that would be neanderthal thinking

 

[Standardized Profile]

Even if we raise minimum wage its not like people are going to be encouraged to hire new people, it's going to cause a lot of unemployment in the teenage/adult demographic.

But it might improve things in the child demographic. When paid labor becomes to expensive, you look for alternatives. You can make children work for you and you don't have to pay them, you just threaten to beat them and lock them in the basement if they don't work hard enough.

I can't Believe Biden would use a RACIST DOGWHISTLE like that! Neanderthal is tatlly a covert racist term for niggers, obviously.

The dog whistle goes the other way. Sub-Saharan Africans are the only large population with no Neanderthal ancestors.

Where do they get these theories from?

One branch of the FBI is responsible for creating the theories and posting them online to provoke prosecutable crimes. Another branch is responsible for searching the internet for plots and writing intelligence reports about them.

 

[Radical Cadre]

What's the plan for when they realize that 16 year olds are also the edgiest shitlords who would triple down on the chaos vote and run a "fuck niggers" political campaign to be edgy.

Oh easy, just take away everyone's right to vote.

Oh fuck.

 

[Extreme Aneurysm]

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I'm not giving the guy any benefit of the doubt with what he says, that would be neanderthal thinking

This just reinforces my belief that Kamala is the true deep state president.

 

[Radical Cadre]

This just reinforces my belief that Kamala is the true deep state president.

The Hoe isn't in charge. She is as much an empty vessel as Joe. Neither of them are making decisions.

 

[The High Prophet of Truth]

People who want to lower the voting age will be the ones who want to lower the age on some dangerous shit. I'd check their computers.

 

[Duke Nukem]

"[16 year olds] have more than earned inclusion in our democracy."

They haven't earned shit. They're sitting on TikTok all day jerking off to each other's nudes on Snapchat and complaining about not getting free money that they don't deserve because at most only a small percentage of them have even bothered paying into the tax base for a grand total of a year and a half.

Raise the voting age to 25.

And only allow citizens to vote. Maybe Robert A. Heinlein had a point, I just don't agree with the whole fascist military bug killing shit. Sure would beat what this regime wants, also I'd at least get to try out a Morita full automatic.

Again, they're going all in on creating their progressive utopia. All Biden did is show that they can achieve it ahead of schedule.

You mean corporatist dystopia, I think. Personally I think that if the Great Reset has any leg to stand on it will probably not be nearly as successful as they think. After all, everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face.

The idea for this one is to wreck states against their will that have protections against election fraud.

I guess the fake mail in ballots will only work once. I'm not saying mail in voting doesn't have its merits but there needs to be a set standard to ensure results are anonymous and untampered. Which in practice is very difficult.

 

[Extreme Aneurysm]

The Hoe isn't in charge. She is as much an empty vessel as Joe. Neither of them are making decisions.

China #1?
So what deep state leader is controlling these meat puppets?

 

[round robin]

No, they're just trying to get an army of voters, same with making 11 million illegals legal immigrants.

It's about flipping red states. Even in red strongholds high school students are largely progressively-minded and they don't want to vote for someone that reminds them of their dad. Hell, I would have voted blue in high school if given the chance, I was an indoctrinated little shit. Only once I moved out did I realize how the real world works.