US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?

 

[The High Prophet of Truth]

It's about flipping red states. Even in red strongholds high school students are largely progressively-minded and they don't want to vote for someone that reminds them of their dad. Hell, I would have voted blue in high school if given the chance, I was an indoctrinated little shit. Only once I moved out did I realize how the real world works.

They just have to wait a little bit for the demographics to change for red states to go blue.

 

[X Prime]

It's about flipping red states. Even in red strongholds high school students are largely progressively-minded and they don't want to vote for someone that reminds them of their dad. Hell, I would have voted blue in high school if given the chance, I was an indoctrinated little shit. Only once I moved out did I realize how the real world works.

See also: where they happen to put refugees who will eventually vote Democrat.

 

[Duke Nukem]

See also: where they happen to put refugees who will eventually vote Democrat.

The Free Stuff Army will do as it's told, if for no other reason to keep the gibmedats flowing.

 

[Garm]

What's the plan for when they realize that 16 year olds are also the edgiest shitlords who would triple down on the chaos vote and run a "fuck niggers" political campaign to be edgy.

Chalk this up to "Liberals not thinking things through." Remember how they were going to give Puerto Rico and Washington D.C. statehood? Also the simple majority for supreme court justices? (Which arguably did work out in their favor but I do recall a lot of reeing.)

Dems are blowing smoke up peoples asses because Biden's shitting the bed. An airstrike during a pandemic just underlined how much warmongering is central to their politics.

 

[X Prime]

What's the plan for when they realize that 16 year olds are also the edgiest shitlords who would triple down on the chaos vote and run a "fuck niggers" political campaign to be edgy.

I gotta say, this reads like "Generation Zyklon"-type cope to me. Younger people trend more susceptible to peer pressure and thus more socially liberal, sadly.

 

[Random Internet Person]

Remember how they were going to give Puerto Rico and Washington D.C. statehood?

That's just a pet project. Hasn't really one anything substantial.

Also the simple majority for supreme court justices? (Which arguably did work out in their favor but I do recall a lot of reeing.)

Not sure if that worked for them because....Trump. Also the big deal for them is PACKING the courts.

 

[Nacho Man Randy Salsa]

These people do know these will be the last checks, right? After that they're on their own, there's no more Stimmie Tendies.

 

[Random Internet Person]

These people do know these will be the last checks, right? After that they're on their own, there's no more Stimmie Tendies.

The leftists don't.

 

[The High Prophet of Truth]

I gotta say, this reads like "Generation Zyklon"-type cope to me. Younger people trend more susceptible to peer pressure and thus more socially liberal, sadly.

I could see them vote a meme candidate, like if Kanye ran, but yeah they'd be hardcore progressive.
We had a Zoomer come on to one thread in A&H and he said a lot of the girls his age will bully and socially outcast any boy who doesn't fit a woke quota.

 

[Random Internet Person]

I could see them vote a meme candidate, like if Kanye ran, but yeah they'd be hardcore progressive.
We had a Zoomer come on to one thread in A&H and he said a lot of the girls his age will bully and socially outcast any boy who doesn't fit a woke quota.
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Won't that cause a resentment among the people they don't convert? Apparent;y, the only thing keeping the right from going all in (aside from lack of higher support) is the fact they feel that they have something to lose.

 

[Jann_Hörn]

they feel that they have something to lose.

Yeah, our country and all that we built will be lost. There is no winning against the unfettered tides of immigrants just coming for the gibs + youths indoctrinated into thinking that cultural marxism will work this time.

 

[The High Prophet of Truth]

Won't that cause a resentment among the people they don't convert? Apparent;y, the only thing keeping the right from going all in (aside from lack of higher support) is the fact they feel that they have something to lose.

It will, but they'll probably just go full doomer mode and wish for it all to burn.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

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White House's Jen Psaki 'happy' to face former Trump spokesperson Kayleigh McEnany on Fox

White House press secretary Jen Psaki said she wouldn’t have any issues taking questions from Kayleigh McEnany, a newly minted Fox News contributor who served as former President Trump's press secretary.

thehill.com

White House press secretary Jen Psaki said she wouldn't have any issues taking questions from Kayleigh McEnany, a newly minted Fox News contributor who served as former President Trump's press secretary.

On Tuesday, Fox News host Harris Faulkner announced that McEnany would be joining the "Fox family." Later in the day, a reporter asked Psaki during the White House daily press briefing if she would be willing to sit down with McEnany for an interview.

"Sure," Psaki replied. "I've done 'Fox News Sunday' twice now. I'm happy to go on a range of shows."

Psaki added that she had interacted with McEnany in the past and that they were collegial toward each other despite their political differences.

"I will say that I knew [McEnany] a little bit, not well," Psaki said. "I met her when we were both CNN contributors, and we did a few shows - I'm not sure how many - together. Like many Americans, we disagree on political issues, but we talked about our families, our spouses, sports, all sorts of things in the green room, and I certainly wish her the best in her future endeavors."

McEnany was a contributor at CNN and a Republican National Committee spokeswoman prior to signing on as Trump's press secretary in the spring of 2020.

She was a fierce advocate of Trump in her taxpayer-funded role, defending him from the podium through the coronavirus pandemic response, his removal of peaceful protesters from Lafayette Square for a photo op and his efforts to sow doubt about the outcome of the 2020 election.

McEnany made frequent appearances on Fox News over the past two years, including several on prime-time opinion programming where she pushed unsubstantiated claims about widespread election fraud.

Ohhhhhhh, I pray that this happens so we can see Psaki get CREAMED. (not in that way, ew.)

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SWEEET HOME ALABAMA!

Make it a nationwide - no, a worldwide - policy, and you'll have restored my faith in humanity ten-fold. So, of course, it's not gonna happen. Oh well, at least Alabama seems based enough.

 

[TaterFarmer]

She is as much an empty vessel as Joe.

How DARE YOU! <angry gretta glare> Kamala isn't an 'empty vessel' has sucked her way to the top, one dick at a time. She will be kween.

 

[Radical Cadre]

How DARE YOU! <angry gretta glare> Kamala isn't an 'empty vessel' has sucked her way to the top, one dick at a time. She will be kween.

Hey is Greta 18 yet or are they still pretending she's the world's oldest 13 year old for the 15th year in a row?

 

[Echo_Ender]

The "No press conference" stuff coupled with his wife literally having to be his 'Tard Wrangler in any interviews makes me wonder exactly how bad off Biden is behind all the smokescreens. I can't wait for White House staffers to eventually start leaking his senile moments.

I honestly don't think he's capable of doing a state of the union address unless they pump him full of whatever drugs they did during the debates... and at this point, that might actually kill him.

 

[Michael Wade]

The "No press conference" stuff coupled with his wife literally having to be his 'Tard Wrangler in any interviews makes me wonder exactly how bad off Biden is behind all the smokescreens. I can't wait for White House staffers to eventually start leaking his senile moments.

I honestly don't think he's capable of doing a state of the union address unless they pump him full of whatever drugs they did during the debates... and at this point, that might actually kill him.

im seriously concerned they'll stage something and say he was murdered or some shit, just to not admit he's lost it.

 

[Terrifik]

 

[Radical Cadre]

The "No press conference" stuff coupled with his wife literally having to be his 'Tard Wrangler in any interviews makes me wonder exactly how bad off Biden is behind all the smokescreens. I can't wait for White House staffers to eventually start leaking his senile moments.

I honestly don't think he's capable of doing a state of the union address unless they pump him full of whatever drugs they did during the debates... and at this point, that might actually kill him.

Any normal person should be exceedingly worried right now about the state of the Executive Branch.

Instead they were worried about an asshole being an asshole a few months ago and are otherwise sleeping soundly right now. D'oh!

 

[pwnest injun]

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You know who was actually not bad for working families was Donald Trump.