Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Amewsed]

Lmao this was all in response to that person asking him “what do you do during the day, Lucas?” He liked all of their comments and doesn’t appear to have blocked them, yet he replies like this. He also at one point seems to think he’s talking to Biden himself? What a delusional, stupid freak.

I'm still curious why he thinks he deserves a check.

 

[mothman96]

The Gen Z baes owe him:
Noticed his eyes are puffy. Crying or retaining water?

 

[IceQueen]

The Gen Z baes owe him:
Noticed his eyes are puffy. Crying or retaining water?

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“Crying or retaining water” — yes.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

I was referring to my own "autistic speculation" about Lucas's past, not Lucas's alleged autism, which I find lacking in support. Like you, I don't believe the tism is the best explanation for Lucas's social incompetence and odd behavior, though he plainly has issues with theory mind like a genuine autist. And is very sensitive to being seen as "autistic." On second thought, Lucas Colby Werner is a fat faggot and autist.

The available evidence indicates that Lucas has always been "hypersexual." He was running around planning to marry an unfortunate classmate at age 6, when most little boys are properly concerned about cooties. And in the fat faggot's own words, he reports a longstanding obsession with an idealized female, as an alternative to his extreme social incompetence and loneliness:

"Autistic Speculation"....

Is it speculation which is autistic in and of itself, or speculation about those who are autistic?

Only on the 'Farms.

I kind of love that.

 

[wenttobermuda]

“Crying or retaining water” — yes.

It has been reported that Lucas cries a lot. By multiple parties. Including Lucas. And when he isn't crying and trembling, he must be fighting back the tears.

I imagine a significant portion of his day is devoted to sniffling into his sleeve, groaning "Puss puss...alas...puss puss..."

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

The Gen Z baes owe him:
Noticed his eyes are puffy. Crying or retaining water?

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He looks so broken and defeated in the top picture, deep down he has to know his long telomeres just aren't what they used to be. And as for the virtue pity signal Hitler languished in a homeless shelter too before WWI am I supposed to think more highly of Hitler now by the virtue of him having been homeless. I laugh out loud thinking of Lucas's situation in any other time place in history but Vienna 1913 would be gold, the time when Hitler, Trotsky, Tito Freud and Stalin all lived in the same city.

1913: When Hitler, Trotsky, Tito, Freud and Stalin all lived in the same place

A century ago, a single square mile in the capital of the then Austro-Hungarian Empire was home to some of the most remarkable men of the 20th Century.

www.bbc.com

Lucas is bunk mates with Hitler who is paining his water colour postcards to make his pocket change while the Wern is moaning about puss puss on the regular. Freud is fascinated by his unusual psychological condition and finds out it's all got something to do with his mom. Tito and Stalin get in a punch up at a local bar, while Trotsky watches, the show writes itself based on a true story.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

He looks so broken and defeated in the top picture, deep down he has to know his long telomeres just aren't what they used to be. And as for the virtue pity signal Hitler languished in a homeless shelter too before WWI am I supposed to think more highly of Hitler now by the virtue of him having been homeless. I laugh out loud thinking of Lucas's situation in any other time place in history but Vienna 1913 would be gold, the time when Hitler, Trotsky, Tito Freud and Stalin all lived in the same city.

1913: When Hitler, Trotsky, Tito, Freud and Stalin all lived in the same place

A century ago, a single square mile in the capital of the then Austro-Hungarian Empire was home to some of the most remarkable men of the 20th Century.

www.bbc.com

Lucas is bunk mates with Hitler who is paining his water colour postcards to make his pocket change while the Wern is moaning about puss puss on the regular. Freud is fascinated by his unusual psychological condition and finds out it's all got something to do with his mom. Tito and Stalin get in a punch up at a local bar, while Trotsky watches, the show writes itself based on a true story.

I would watch that.

 

[Wernology]

He looks so broken and defeated in the top picture, deep down he has to know his long telomeres just aren't what they used to be.

It warms me greatly to know he spends his days either crying or on the verge of tears when he's not screeching at his phone.

 

[SteveGoatman]

The Gen Z baes owe him:
Noticed his eyes are puffy. Crying or retaining water?

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"You owe me a chance to buy you lunch"....what a gross, misogynistic, entitled, and presumptuous thing to say. Newsflash Chief, nobody owes you anything. You've already gotten 10,000,000% (or more) than you've ever paid in. To anything.

Also, "at a homeless shelter against bigotry"...does that mean the shelter itself is against bigotry...or...what? Shocking I know, but this is pure word salad, and that's ironic considering Lucas' diet.

 

[Dumpsterfire Enthusiast]

"You owe me a chance to buy you lunch"....what a gross, misogynistic, entitled, and presumptuous thing to say. Newsflash Chief, nobody owes you anything. You've already gotten 10,000,000% (or more) than you've ever paid in. To anything.

Also, "at a homeless shelter against bigotry"...does that mean the shelter itself is against bigotry...or...what? Shocking I know, but this is pure word salad, and that's ironic considering Lucas' diet.

and to massage their feet as well. its a good thing that he leaves the option open to go with classism instead though since he clearly doesnt care

 

[Chucky McDurban]

Just a daily reminder, no matter how bad life hits you, you will never be as downtrodden as Lucas Werner. Sleep tight with your gen z baes kings

 

[Gaear Grimsrud]

I’m currently trying to find a document Lucas shared that had his diagnosis Bipolar II/schizoid personality disorder from a few years ago. If I find anything worth noting, I’ll post it.

How could he have schizoid pd? He doesn't act like a schizoid at all. He's way too needy and attention seeking.

Are you saying he has schizoid AND bpd? How the fuck would that even work?

 

[Medulseur]

The first part is true and explains Lucas well, the second part is definitely not (try an expensive steak sometime).

If I could afford to eat wagyu every time I wanted steak you better fucking believe I would.

 

[Da Dude123]

Lucas talking about being president! Ha! The United States is the greatest country in the world. There is a whole system in place to keep fat faggots like him from becoming president! He needs to cut out his schizo day dreaming.

 

[Wernology]

Lucas talking about being president! Ha! The United States is the greatest country in the world. There is a whole system in place to keep fat faggots like him from becoming president! He needs to cut out his schizo day dreaming.

Nah, this is no different than the other daydreams he cycles through.

The last notable one was that he was going to somehow breeze through getting an AA when he couldn't even manage a GED then rocket his way to PhD, bypassing the ethics boards by doing experiments on his own children (that he'd presumably have well before the PhD as a Gen Z Bae would notice him at the community college and instantly fall pregnant with one lusty look from him), and turning the science world on his head with his sheer genius.

Previous "revolution" themed daydreams include Atheist Revolution, which was primarily in Olympia, and almost every single time he had more than 2-3 good days in a row and decided things were finally turning around for him and The Leftists would win Everything (just everything), while acknowledging that Lucas was the foundation of their successful movement and he'd have more barely legal puss puss than he'd know what to do with.

Like all of his other stupid daydreams of being literally anyone but himself in his current life, it'll fizzle out in a couple of weeks when he realizes it's got him no closer to the barely legal puss puss and he's still homeless, alone, and unloved as he has been for the past 9 years.

 

[BlerdBjern]

Lucas talking about being president! Ha! The United States is the greatest country in the world. There is a whole system in place to keep fat faggots like him from becoming president! He needs to cut out his schizo day dreaming.

We literally just had a fat orange conman faggot as president, and now have a dementia riddled skinny faggot in the white house.

Honestly, I think the Wern might have a shot in 2024 going by recent events.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

The last notable one was that he was going to somehow breeze through getting an AA when he couldn't even manage a GED then rocket his way to PhD, bypassing the ethics boards by doing experiments on his own children (that he'd presumably have well before the PhD as a Gen Z Bae would notice him at the community college and instantly fall pregnant with one lusty look from him), and turning the science world on his head with his sheer genius.

I love how fast that ended though.
It appears Dr. Niggae Luke was not PhD material after all, or MS material, or BS material, or even 1 semester of AA material.

 

[Poop Shoot]

I love how fast that ended though.
It appears Dr. Niggae Luke was not PhD material after all, or MS material, or BS material, or even 1 semester of AA material.

He is cannon fodder material. He is pharmaceutical experiment material. He is nuthouse material.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

He is cannon fodder material. He is pharmaceutical experiment material. He is nuthouse material.

He's too stupid and cowardly for cannon fodder.
He's too unhealthy and abnormal for pharma experiment material.
He is fair nuthouse material, I'll give you that.

 

[Twrx]

He is cannon fodder material. He is pharmaceutical experiment material. He is nuthouse material.

He's far from fodder. I've had piece of shit paratroopers I was responsible for, and they could barely tie their own boots, and I'd take them into combat over Lucas. He's too fucking retarded to even be in a soviet penal battalion, and those dudes were to run ahead of units to clear mine fields, and other crazy shit, and behind them were soviet soldiers whose entire job was to kill the penal battalion guys, if they tried to turn around, or fail to do as they're told. He's too fucking retarded to even clear mine fields.