Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[le funny sex number 69]

That's just it having the right attitude is kind of everything, otherwise why would anyone want to be with you if there no sense of value or purpose at the centre your core being. What is so repulsive about Lucas is that he thinks a magic girlfriend will give him a sense of self-worth and completion as if having a girlfriend was the same as drinking unicorn blood to gain eternal life. You have to lead your own life even in a relationship you don't want to be with your partner constantly for everything. There is probably no bigger turn off than someone so reliant and clingy that they couldn't exist without you and a lot of young men fall into this stupid love sickness in High School, 'oh if only I had a girlfriend I wouldn't feel so small. and I'd have the confidence to be somebody.' Maybe I'm speaking from my own experience but most young men who have been stuck in this rut learn to grow out of it Lucas clearly hasn't, since puberty he has been stuck there in a pathological way. All Lucas will ever be is this stunted man-child that yearns for another half but has no emotional intelligence to know what that is. There is not much capacity for love at his core for animals, other people or even himself.

Basically he’s looking for a mommy, a bangmaid, and a therapist, and she has to be (under) 18.

 

[mothman96]

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I'd say it's all bullshit about Isaac. The Freak made the whole thing up.

 

[Chucky McDurban]

That's just it having the right attitude is kind of everything, otherwise why would anyone want to be with you if there no sense of value or purpose at the centre your core being. What is so repulsive about Lucas is that he thinks a magic girlfriend will give him a sense of self-worth and completion as if having a girlfriend was the same as drinking unicorn blood to gain eternal life. You have to lead your own life even in a relationship you don't want to be with your partner constantly for everything. There is probably no bigger turn off than someone so reliant and clingy that they couldn't exist without you and a lot of young men fall into this stupid love sickness in High School, 'oh if only I had a girlfriend I wouldn't feel so small. and I'd have the confidence to be somebody.' Maybe I'm speaking from my own experience but most young men who have been stuck in this rut learn to grow out of it Lucas clearly hasn't, since puberty he has been stuck there in a pathological way. All Lucas will ever be is this stunted man-child that yearns for another half but has no emotional intelligence to know what that is. There is not much capacity for love at his core for animals, other people or even himself.

Edit: I can imagine how this must drives sociopaths crazy, what is this nebulous concept of emotional bonds that other people experience around me but I myself will never truly experience or feel.

I agree! I’ve had my heartbroken a few times in high school with girls I thought I’d get married too *shudders* and had that idea in my head for awhile. But honestly I feel like a lot of people have had that happen at some point and it’s apart of growing up and managing your self-esteem and priorities. Knowing that you have worth without someone else, and that getting laid shouldn’t be a life goal. It can be a side quest forsure be your own person, but fucking up your day to day tasks like holding a job, a place to live, and managing social life is not de waee. Get a grip lukey

 

[dirtydeanna96]

One thing I will say about this chart is I’ve seen a lot of generation charts and all of them that I’ve seen before this one has millennials ending ‘95-‘97 and gen Z starting at ‘96-‘98. I mean there’s a lot of stuff to shit on Lucas for but this definitely isn’t one. Don’t get me wrong I think he would be down to fuck a minor either way but I haven’t seen a chart that pushed millennials into the 2000’s.

Except every previous demographic cohort has lasted 20 years. Shorting a generation by 4 years is absurd

Negative symptoms are a major reason why schizos struggle to live independently, hold jobs, or manage mundane social interactions. Why they may end up dependent.

Lucas's extreme social incompetence, lack of flexibility of thought, and lack of ambition and practical goal oriented behavior (beyond his lurid ape puss puss fantasies) sure look like negative symptoms of schizophrenia to me. Alas, my expertise lies elsewhere. I confident in my ability to diagnose fat faggotry. Schizophrenia, not so much.

"negative" symptoms are so called because they are an absence as much as a presence: inexpressive faces, blank looks, monotone and monosyllabic speech, few gestures, seeming lack of interest in the world and other people, inability to feel pleasure or act spontaneously. In psychiatric terminology: blunted or flat affect (emotional inexpressiveness and apparent unresponsiveness); alogia (poverty of speech); asociality (apparent lack of desire for the company of others); anhedonia (apparent inability to show or feel pleasure); and avolition (lack of will, spontaneity, and initiative).

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

Women want rough sex with a gruff heroic Ubermensch swinging his two inch dick around and waving his MRSA fist in the air screaming “where the women at!”

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

These are obviously being directed at Isak and his buddies, or people he knows at the shelter. This is just way too specific a threat.

It may sound specific but Lucas is nuts and he could be thinking of literally anyone, including imaginary people, when he makes such a statement.

Never said either of those things and I don't approve of anybody hounding him. Never bullied him myself and I never will. All I'm saying is that I think he's hiding behind exaggerated claims of illness (which aren't fooling me), & doing this in order to get away with being a complete bastard.

How does he hide behind claims of schizo? I can't watch every video of his so I could have missed it but he doesn't strike me as the kind of guy to say "haha I'm insane so you can't hate me." Instead he seems to think he's brilliant and the only sane one in the world.

 

[le funny sex number 69]

It may sound specific but Lucas is nuts and he could be thinking of literally anyone, including imaginary people, when he makes such a statement.

How does he hide behind claims of schizo? I can't watch every video of his so I could have missed it but he doesn't strike me as the kind of guy to say "haha I'm insane so you can't hate me." Instead he seems to think he's brilliant and the only sane one in the world.

Lucas is the king of projection. He believes everyone else to be crazy, but not him. He’ll reluctantly admit to be bipolar so people stop badgering him, then act as if he doesn’t believe it even exists as a disorder. He does not believe he’s skitzo despite showing signs.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

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Women want rough sex from a gruff heroic Ubermensch swinging his two inch dick around and a rubber fist screaming “where the party at!”

Earth to Lucas: You're neither gruff nor a "daddy figure", (your perverse proclivities notwithstanding) and maturity is not being so perpetually lazy that you would rather be homeless than attempt to get a job, then fashioning that sloth into some sort of teenage angst-laced political BS.

 

[wenttobermuda]

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Women want rough sex from a gruff heroic man wearing a cape and swinging a two inch dick

Rough sex with a gruff, heroic man? Oh my.

Lucas is constantly announcing what (underaged) women want, and how he conforms to their desires, or would, were it not for cockblocking flatbills and capitalism. Secretly, all those Gen Z hotties want a graying hobo to raise one fist in support of the revolution, and cram the other in their asshole while his comically small wiener hangs uselessly under his gut.

Lucas's current self presentation as a "gruff" "father figure" who is prepared to viciously run the guts of a young bae, when he isn't busy being a revolutionary hero, is on brand.

Lucas is a revolutionary.

In this regard, I'm particularly interested in his retellings of how his "relationships" ended with his past "girlfriends".

I would like to know much more detail, specifically about his early high School interactions with women, where he presents himself as the most mature man of his age.

Unfortunately, this chapter of proto-Wernology remains almost entirely unchronicled, beyond his above-mentioned fanciful grandiosities of his own Lothario conquests. The Wern dark ages, if you will.

Wernology prehistory is fascinating. I think we can make some informed guesses, but it ultimately amounts to autistic speculation.

I enjoy autistic speculation.

I think it's a safe bet that prehistoric Lucas behaved around smart pretty interesting girls the same way he does now. Lots of staring at his feet, clumsily stalking, awkwardly trying to force a connection, and jealously spazzing out.

He must've nursed multiple, hopeless crushes, much to the amusement of his classmates and the horror of his targets.

He probably wept a lot, and jacked off furiously in the dead of night to the thought of his crush's asshole being ripped apart by his strong, manly hands. Ok, perhaps that last bit is a stretch.

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

He probably wept a lot, and jacked off furiously in the dead of night to the thought of his crush's asshole being ripped apart by his strong, manly hands. Ok, perhaps that last bit is a stretch.

Nice pun, you paint with words

Edit: this may be TMI but does anyone know specifically the kind of fucked up porn he watches has he mentioned in detail what he’s into? I take it that it goes beyond adventurous anal sex and into the kind of thing most people click out of because it’s from a web page filled with scat porn

 

[Wernology]

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Women want rough sex with a gruff heroic Ubermensch swinging his two inch dick around and waving his MRSA fist screaming “where the women at!”

If that's what reminds her of her dad, she needs extensive therapy, not The Wern.

Edit: There's a video on his channel of him showing pages of telomere articles, and he left some porn up either in tabs, history, or bookmarks (I forget which offhand) and it looked, based on the site titles, to be standard "barely legal 18 yo petite girl gets gangbanged" stuff.

He's boring and predictable even in his porn tastes.

 

[Josef Mengele]

Rough sex with a gruff, heroic man? Oh my.

Lucas is constantly announcing what (underaged) women want, and how he conforms to their desires, or would, were it not for cockblocking flatbills and capitalism. Secretly, all those Gen Z hotties want a graying hobo to raise one fist in support of the revolution, and cram the other in their asshole while his comically small wiener hangs uselessly under his gut.

Lucas's current self presentation as a "gruff" "father figure" who is prepared to viciously run the guts of a young bae, when he isn't busy being a revolutionary hero, is on brand.

Lucas is a revolutionary.


Wernology prehistory is fascinating. I think we can make some informed guesses, but it ultimately amounts to autistic speculation.

I enjoy autistic speculation.

I think it's a safe bet that prehistoric Lucas behaved around smart pretty interesting girls the same way he does now. Lots of staring at his feet, clumsily stalking, awkwardly trying to force a connection, and jealously spazzing out.

He must've nursed multiple, hopeless crushes, much to the amusement of his classmates and the horror of his targets.

He probably wept a lot, and jacked off furiously in the dead of night to the thought of his crush's asshole being ripped apart by his strong, manly hands. Ok, perhaps that last bit is a stretch.

I too speculated he might be on the spectrum, but there are many areas of overlap with schizophrenia or schizoid disorders. Obsessions, withdrawal from society, projections, but the kicker for schizoid disorders are the voices and auditory hallucinations. The sad thing (and this is a stretch mind you), is that 25-30 years ago Lucas might have been salvageable. I am not talking he would graduate college and be a CFO, but he might have been able to hold down a job, graduate high school, retain a few friends. Maybe if he got treatment at 16 and bought in, took meds, went to therapy, his deterioration could have been slowed and maybe he could achieve some semblance of a normal life. But after the way he treated his family, and niece in particular, too many bridges were burnt. He had ample opportunities to take psychiatric help and to benefit from inpatient rehabilitation and behavioral therapy, but he chooses to be obstinate and the "Bumcel of Spokane", now Lucas is too far gone for most options, blissfully unaware, he doesn't even notice how quickly his body and mind are deteriorating. I agree with the often state point: the best things for him are either, hitching a ride with the men dressed in white with butterfly nets, or an early visit to the grave. The whole prehistory of Wernology would fill in major gaps and would be very valuable to understanding his motives. I have always wondered if he had been normal as an adolescent or if he was hyper-sexual and paranoid like he is today.

 

[mothman96]

women like rough sex with gruff men

The Freak might as well said women want to be raped. He a "gruff man" is not going to back off but force it on her cause women like it rough.

 

[le funny sex number 69]

He probably believes that what he sees in porn is what real life women want. Which is excusable in a teenager, not in a 41 yo.

 

[wenttobermuda]

I too speculated he might be on the spectrum, but there are many areas of overlap with schizophrenia or schizoid disorders. Obsessions, withdrawal from society, projections, but the kicker for schizoid disorders are the voices and auditory hallucinations. The sad thing (and this is a stretch mind you), is that 25-30 years ago Lucas might have been salvageable. I am not talking he would graduate college and be a CFO, but he might have been able to hold down a job, graduate high school, retain a few friends. Maybe if he got treatment at 16 and bought in, took meds, went to therapy, his deterioration could have been slowed and maybe he could achieve some semblance of a normal life. But after the way he treated his family, and niece in particular, too many bridges were burnt. He had ample opportunities to take psychiatric help and to benefit from inpatient rehabilitation and behavioral therapy, but he chooses to be obstinate and the "Bumcel of Spokane", now Lucas is too far gone for most options, blissfully unaware, he doesn't even notice how quickly his body and mind are deteriorating. I agree with the often state point: the best things for him are either, hitching a ride with the men dressed in white with butterfly nets, or an early visit to the grave. The whole prehistory of Wernology would fill in major gaps and would be very valuable to understanding his motives. I have always wondered if he had been normal as an adolescent or if he was hyper-sexual and paranoid like he is today.

I was referring to my own "autistic speculation" about Lucas's past, not Lucas's alleged autism, which I find lacking in support. Like you, I don't believe the tism is the best explanation for Lucas's social incompetence and odd behavior, though he plainly has issues with theory mind like a genuine autist. And is very sensitive to being seen as "autistic." On second thought, Lucas Colby Werner is a fat faggot and autist.

The available evidence indicates that Lucas has always been "hypersexual." He was running around planning to marry an unfortunate classmate at age 6, when most little boys are properly concerned about cooties. And in the fat faggot's own words, he reports a longstanding obsession with an idealized female, as an alternative to his extreme social incompetence and loneliness:

The truth is, my focus has as always been the same since I was little, getting interesting smart pretty girls to notice me. I just don't think interesting smart pretty girls like me very much. The only interesting smart pretty woman to ever notice me was my mom. But this has always made me think, no other interesting smart pretty girls will ever like me because they would remind me of my mom and it would make me feel dumb. I'd be lucky to meet a woman like my mom, but I would still feel dumb. I wouldn't even begin to know what to say. I've never been with an interesting smart pretty girl...
....When it came to interacting with the other kids, I struggled at best and lost my temper and embarrassed myself at worst....So I found refuge in my books and found hope in the fantastic. Especially when it came to girls. The girls in books seemed to be tailor made for me. I longed to find one in the real world who would understand me....The search for the perfect girl who was both smart and pretty was like my holy grail. I couldn't find these perfectly angelic samples of girlhood anywhere but in books and on TV....Women became sort of this impossible problem I could never quite figure out. I would delve deeper and deeper into my books and TV, often not even paying attention to the plot lines surrounding the shows or the other characters. I watched TV just so I could wait for a scene with a smart pretty girl and fall deeper and deeper into kind of a daydream.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

He probably believes that what he sees in porn is what real life women wants. Which is excusable in a teenager, not in a 41 yo.

There's some women who do, especially in the mentally ill zoomer ranks. Oh man, I'm imagining a Cluster B zoomer bae doing her games on Lucas, wew. It's too bad Lucas is even repulsive enough for them.

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

When is he going to make some new videos?

 

[IceQueen]

Lmao this was all in response to that person asking him “what do you do during the day, Lucas?” He liked all of their comments and doesn’t appear to have blocked them, yet he replies like this. He also at one point seems to think he’s talking to Biden himself? What a delusional, stupid freak.

 

[Poop Shoot]

Nice pun, you paint with words

Edit: this may be TMI but does anyone know specifically the kind of fucked up porn he watches has he mentioned in detail what he’s into? I take it that it goes beyond adventurous anal sex and into the kind of thing most people click out of because it’s from a web page filled with scat porn

Old man young girl. Barely legal teens. That kind of thing.

 

[LeeLoo]

Lmao this was all in response to that person asking him “what do you do during the day, Lucas?” He liked all of their comments and doesn’t appear to have blocked them, yet he replies like this. He also at one point seems to think he’s talking to Biden himself? What a delusional, stupid freak.

What more proof is needed that this huge POS hates women who have boyfriends? Women in general of course, but holy shit does Fatness NeverClean have a special hatred for women with boyfriends. Someone told him she has an older boyfriend who is broke and lives with his parents...and he calls her Hitler?! Fucking exceptional misogynistic fat faggot.