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Why get mental help FOR my demons when I could get it THROUGH demons?
Diseased Neo-Pagans / Witches on the Internet / Witchblr - SMT IRL, but with fatties
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Reading up on any old pantheon gives one a lot of understanding why Christians and Jews adopted the idea that the pagan gods were demonic spirits. (Egyptian myth is even more fucked up than greek.)
Sometimes I wonder if those demons are around if they're laughing their tails off or cringing hard enough to cause earthquakes.
I do now want an "modern gods" story (not done by freakin' Neil gaiman) where they go around and proceed to be VERY un-PC to their worshippers. i.e. "Sorry bitch, but worshipping me in that outfit is consent."
RazorBackBacon
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Like maybe with goetic magick but fuck summoning demons is dangerous business, son.
"I'm willing to do anything at this point."
Except put in the work to address the underlying issues behind your anxiety attacks, I guess.
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It could be the windows background.
I might as well be a star in two girls one cup, because I'm saying right now that no one can participate in witchcraft because it isn't real.
So you're saying that Physis is the easiest hoe ever, it costs about $2.99 to fuck her. Most pathetic embodiment of the divine order of the cosmos I've ever heard of.
Hades kidnapped Persephone and basically drugged her so that she would stay with him.
What do you mean "tried" to dox you? If they're your friends and know your name and face it wouldn't be that hard.
CULTURAL APPROPRIATION!!!! REEEEEEE REEEEEEE REEEEEEE REEEEEEE REEEEEEE REEEEEEE REEEEEEE REEEEEEE!!!!!!
I don't know about the rest of you guys, but that egg is telling me it needs hot sauce and a pinch of basil.
I wish I had Angie's fingernail clippings so I can make a spell for her to love me again.
I think this gives off bunny boiler vibes.
Pour some period blood in the cat's mouth. Then, skin the feline and make it into a rug for your altar to Aphrodite.
We heard you the first time.
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Oh hey, another excuse to post something from Cartoon History of the Universe.
Let's see how she's doing:
I hope that cat haunts the absolute shit out of her. Full on Cats of Ulthar shit.
That chest piece is pretty cool, though.
She's a bitch, though. Also, the inverted cross is a cross of St. Peter.
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As I may have said before, it always gets me when these people accidentally venerate the first pope.
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Today in vacawitch news
Churro got made into a plate:
And Angie started a rat blog without even mentioning Fuzzy's fanart!
Churro got made into a plate:
And Angie started a rat blog without even mentioning Fuzzy's fanart!
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Ah yes, the curse absorbing ring, not at all a piece of crap sold for way too much to a gullible person.
Also hi, newfag lurk moar, hope I did this right.
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Lol finger too fat for a ring.
On serious note, someone should tell Apple if their product is shitty, it means that it absorbs tons of bad juju from the user
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Welcome new friend.
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Make it a subscription service and charge $20 a month. Easy money with cheap hematite rings.
fuzzyrodent85
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Why would you even worship Lilith anyway? She eats babies.
It means you're a retard.
I took a "what kind of witch are you" quiz:
Any qt womxn want to lick my girly penis?
Here is the link if anyone wants to discover what breed of menstrual blood enjoyer you are:
https://styx-naiad.tumblr.com/post/644650730377166848/i-made-a-quiz-find-out-what-type-of-witch-you
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> Jewitches
”You shall not let a sorceress live” - Exodus 22:17
”A man or a woman who acts as a medium or fortune-teller shall be put to death by stoning; they have no one but themselves to blame for their death.” - Leviticus 20:27
”I will abolish the means of divination from your use, and there shall no longer be soothsayers among you.” - Micah 5:11
”Let there not be found among you anyone who immolates his son or daughter in the fire, nor a fortune-teller, soothsayer, charmer, diviner, or caster of spells, nor one who consults ghosts and spirits or seeks oracles from the dead. Anyone who does such things is an abomination to the LORD, and because of such abominations the LORD, your God, is driving these nations out of your way. You, however, must be altogether sincere toward the LORD, your God. Though these nations whom you are to dispossess listen to their soothsayers and fortune-tellers, the LORD, your God, will not permit you to do so.” - Deuteronomy 18:10-14
And as for worshipping Lilith, a Semitic pagan goddess:
”I, the LORD, am your God, who brought you out of the land of Egypt, that place of slavery. You shall not have other gods besides me. You shall not carve idols for yourselves in the shape of anything in the sky above or on the earth below or in the waters beneath the earth; you shall not bow down before them or worship them.” - Exodus 20:2-5
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Jesus...how many pets has this psychopath killed?
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Mayortomatillo and Angie are two different people, but could you imagine if they fusioned into a single witch?
Speaking of MayorTomatillo:
Still no mentions of the kid, though.
#notlikeothergirls
How is this witchcraft?
And this one is special-chosen for Fuzzy
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Summerland? The King's X song?
That hag in the last video. Oh God. She looks like 45 year old trailer trash but she's probably a lot younger. Ick. Most f these women are just so ugly or unkempt. No wonder they gravitate towards stuff like this. The edgy ones want to be edgy and the ugly ones want to feel like they have something special going on.
The Hot Topic queen is pretty hilarious too. But at least she's trying to fix herself up. For a Manson concert in 1996.
Is that a real lizard? You never put predator and prey animals together.
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All cops are definitely brilliant.
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Yes. It's the leopard gecko that came up earlier in this thread.Summerland? The King's X song?
That hag in the last video. Oh God. She looks like 45 year old trailer trash but she's probably a lot younger. Ick. Most f these women are just so ugly or unkempt. No wonder they gravitate towards stuff like this. The edgy ones want to be edgy and the ugly ones want to feel like they have something special going on.
The Hot Topic queen is pretty hilarious too. But at least she's trying to fix herself up. For a Manson concert in 1996.
Is that a real lizard? You never put predator and prey animals together.
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Oh I hate that the dog and gecko are together. The dogs body language looks uncertain too.
I guess a true witch lets their familiars duke it out for supremacy.
I guess a true witch lets their familiars duke it out for supremacy.
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It looks very certain. The fire of hate burns still deep in his broken eyes.