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[White Devil]

Depends what you get. Good level IV ceramic plates are 15-20 pounds, then the plate carrier itself is another pound. If you don't know how to move in a plate carrier, it can be awkward and shitty. Most people wear them wrong and have all the weight rest on their shoulders. Doing ranch shit wearing it would absolutely suck and I have no doubt they'd all have strokes doing it in summer heat.

this is hilarious because I cannot imagine body armor is especially light? So now these paranoid idiots are planning on dressing like something out of Mad Max whilst doing farm work...

Anyone with any experience in the types of armor they're talking about? I imagine it's somewhat clunky and at least a bit heavy. How will this affect mobility and the general pain in the ass of having to plate up every morning, whilst doing ranch based tasks?

 

[Single_Sock]

I find it hard to believe that if the Tranch had a true and honest threat that they wouldn't have one of their members blast it all over social media for oppression points instead of talking about putting the whole place on lockdown

 

[SIGSEGV]

TRAN RANCH IS UNDER SIEGE

 

[Taylor Swift's Ghostwrite]

I really hope if there was a threat it was some shit poster telling them their militia was over 9000 and they are all shooting trannies.

 

[Easy Peasy]

It wouldn't surprise me if there was some "white is right" enclaves in and around that area. Eastern utah, southern idaho, western Colorado is kind of a spot.

But.

Are they actively tranch hunting? Probably not.

But keep fucking around and find out, trancherinos. Advertise your guns, show the layout of your property, talk shit about your neighbors, and see who helps when you need it.

Edited to add some data spergery on hate groups in colorado, just for shits

 

[Chapstick4Lyfe]

this is hilarious because I cannot imagine body armor is especially light? So now these paranoid idiots are planning on dressing like something out of Mad Max whilst doing farm work...

Good, maybe it will finally help them lose some fucking weight. How they work on a ranch all the livelong day and still look that gross and doughy is beyond me,

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Isn't there a long-standing problem that body armor doesn't fit well over boobs? Like Actual Women in the Actual Military in Actual Combat can't find anything that doesn't mash the girls.

I'm sure if shit actually goes down the cops, FBI, ATF, or whatever the fuck glow org will find that posting about how shit was about to go down on a public twitter account made the situation so much better. If only Dylan and Eric had live-tweeted the whole thing, we might all have national health care, fusion energy, and free big tiddy Asian sex dolls today.

Wedge, meanwhile, needs some meds. I have some low-level issues (cough, autism, cough) and going on a low-key antidepressant/anti-anxiety med really helped. There was always a part of my brain that was catastrophizing and generally Not Having A Good Time and it's funny how shutting that part of the brain off makes annoying stuff a lot easier to deal with. Then again, I don't have a blown-out asshole, so YMMV.

They should name the LLC Transgender Alpaca Ranch Diversified Services.

 

[SIGSEGV]

I really hope if there was a threat it was some shit poster telling them their militia was over 9000 and they are all shooting trannies.

Sounds like a credible threat if you ask me.

 

[local killjoy]

What the fuck are they expecting to happen that they’re looking for body armor? Nothing would be happening if they knew how to keep their mouths shut about the locals instead of giving them more reasons to hate them.

Who’d’ve thunk that actions have consequences? Not the tranny ranch.

 

[Swiss46]

I wish the brave members of the ATF luck in descalating the situation using the minimum amount of force possible.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Sounds like a credible threat if you ask me.

He didn't mention Congress, though.

 

[PonPonPataPon]

I really hope if there was a threat it was some shit poster telling them their militia was over 9000 and they are all shooting trannies.

"Good luck I'm behind 7000 terves"

 

[retard strength]

Hahaha they remind me of the neighbour boys across the street with their nerf guns, running up and down the block yelling, hiding in pairs from each other, sometimes setting up forts, sometimes using cardboard and plastic dishware as armor, trying to talk quietly about their plans and hiding up in our trees then leaving the little foam bullets everywhere to get later...

At least the kids take a break from the fantasy to pet our dogs or go eat with their parents, these guys take a break to... well I'd say dilate but we know Kev refuses to do that and with the other two, the militia compound fantasy never really ends, it just gets embellished on Twitter more and more.

 

[Anne Hyroe]

Sounds like a credible threat if you ask me.

The expert has spoken.

 

[mooey]

It's odd this is the route their choosing to go down when wanting to make a commune. They keep talking about taking in up to 9 people and shit like this and the weird cargo short looking tents for people to live in. Yet a new prerequisite is constantly having to wear body armor on sight? And fund that yourself. Who in their right mi-

Oh yeh, troons.

 

[The Rockafire Explosion]

Jeeeezus, the performative fragility from Wedge! "I can't take a bath without almost passing out", "I can't read a packet", "I can't have an IV", "I can't be tilted on a table without having a panic attack", "I need my stuffie waaaah!" Bro leaving aside the issue of whether you're a man, you're a full-ass adult. This eternal child mentality is one of the creepiest parts of this subset of troondom. Just a complete backwards attitude toward independence, self-sufficiency and personal strength. Wedge seems proud of how many maladies he's collected and I'm sure he's faking most to all of them. Meanwhile people with actual illnesses just fucking deal with them the best they can and don't go whining to twitter looking for disgusting hons to rush in and say "oh you poor baaaby!"

His faggotry really knows no bounds. It's even funnier when you consider how he he'll put a CW on all of his medical stuff, but has no problem roleplaying being a dom with anyone, or talking about ripping his asshole out. Pick a lane.

Another day, another instance of the Tranchers pissing off the wrong people and digging themselves into a deeper (am)hole.

The more that's uncovered about the Tranch's financial history and real estate, the more is uncovered about the entire thing being funded by mommy and daddy, trust funds, and donations from very naive people. They claim to be hard left and practically communist, but they've got their financial safety nets. They want to look like they've built this haven from the ground up but it's all a sham. It's like when successful business owners explain how they started their business by borrowing or were gifted money from parents (although the Tranch is not a successful business, it's all just a show).

It's a money sinkhole. It's a waste.

As with every commie/anarchist/socialist, they have no problem with pretending to be this hardcore group of leftists, but it's completely performative. If (or rather, when) the tranch fails, nothing bad will happen to the oligarchs at the top, only the troons they manage to sucker in.

Update on Tranny Waco
I don't believe for a second anyone is stupid enough to do shit to them, but oppression points. Or maybe it's just part of a new grift to get more money since Kevin's been found out for misappropriating funds by fellow trannies. Makes the timing very convenient.
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For a group that likes to shout "Fuck around and find out," they sure hate it when people make them follow through with that threat.

Depends what you get. Good level IV ceramic plates are 15-20 pounds, then the plate carrier itself is another pound. If you don't know how to move in a plate carrier, it can be awkward and shitty. Most people wear them wrong and have all the weight rest on their shoulders. Doing ranch shit wearing it would absolutely suck and I have no doubt they'd all have strokes doing it in summer heat.

Knowing how hardcore they LARP, I fully expect they won't be satisfied unless they get the full IBA set with arm and leg protection and a helmet, and I would pay a lot of internet dollars to see them do some ranch work as if they're expecting to handle a field full of IEDs.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

As with every commie/anarchist/socialist, they have no problem with pretending to be this hardcore group of leftists, but it's completely performative. If (or rather, when) the tranch fails, nothing bad will happen to the oligarchs at the top, only the troons they manage to sucker in.

Just like in every other communist society.

 

[mickey339]

Edited to add some data spergery on hate groups in colorado, just for shits

So who is it going to be?

My vote is on da black man teachin dese crazy ass crakers a lesson.

edit: what is even the difference between White nat, racist skinhead, neo-volkisch, neo-nazi and KKK?

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

So who is it going to be?

My vote is on da black man teachin dese crazy ass crakers a lesson.
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Bear in mind that to these people, ”anti-LGBT” means ”anyone more traditionalist than James Martin”.

 

[EnemyStand]

So who is it going to be?

My vote is on da black man teachin dese crazy ass crakers a lesson.
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Black nationalists don't make a habit of going to rural mayoghoul territory. They might actually get shot. They'll probably piss off a cult and we'll get Kill Puppies For Satan IRL.