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What defences do you suppose the tranch has up its sleeve? Obviously being a Grandmxtress of Strategy and Tactical planning, penny probably hasnt shown the full extent of her arsenal on social media or anything like that, so we can only speculate. But heres my conservative estimate
VEHICLES
  • Tranny killdozer
  • The tranny copter
  • Pennys car
  • The horse trailer (for alpacas)
  • The horse trailer (for orgies)
WEAPONRY
  • Assorted guns
  • Pennys sniper rifle
  • Combat dildos
  • T shirt canon (panties)
  • water guns with am hole juice (Dangerous chemicals banned in all 50 states)
Sadly this wont do much good because the ATF has:
  • One angry Jace stryker :jaceknife:
 
TRAN RANCH IS UNDER SIEGE
Someone needs to perform their photoshop magic:

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*why can't I post pics anymore?
 
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Here we have Wedge getting mad that his audiologist deemed him as being within normal range.
Late, but holy shit Wedge is such an idiot. The audiologist determined his hearing is fine.

That's WHY he can hear cars, fridges buzzing, and birds chirping in the first place.

His problem is mental, not physical. Fucking dimwit. Also unless I'm unaware of modern hearing aid tech that can intelligently differentiate between dialogue and background noise, it'll amplify the background noise just as much as everything else. You'll still hear all the distracting shit, Wedge, just louder. You moron. You mouth breather.

It's funny how these simpletons - especially Wedge - collect conditions for sport and try to make themselves sound as victimized and underprivileged as possible, yet none of them ever brag about their one real condition that actually disadvantages them in life: they are objectively, measurably, certifiably stupid.

The only times they come close is when they're bimbo-larping and pretending to be ditzy women, but that doesn't count since it's just role playing for the coom.

But of course going with "I have a problem understanding doctor's instructions because I have an IQ of 82" instead of "I'm overstimmed uWu!!!" would make him look like a loser instead of the oppressed & quirky big booby animu waifu he wants to be.
 
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So who is it going to be?

My vote is on da black man teachin dese crazy ass crakers a lesson.
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What the hell is hate music, just a skinhead band or something?

Edit: looked it up, it's just a man in his mid 70s selling confederate flag stickers and shitty band demos out of his garage. Very spooky.
 
Penny shares that he's been up all night patrolling. But look on the bright side! You're always doing all the work anyway.

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Thanks for your contribution Kevin
Delusions and paranoia + weapons + no sleep, sounds like a plan! I hope they don't kill some poor farmer just driving by.
 
Penny shares that he's been up all night patrolling. But look on the bright side! You're always doing all the work anyway.

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Thanks for your contribution Kevin
God, we need a hilarious sticker so bad. So this exceptional dude went on patrol all night to defend the tranch from...glowniggers I guess and when he complains online his housemate says "Lol geez are the rest of us useless!" If we ever wanted a summary of the tranch, this is it!
 
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